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By *dstefi OP   Man
14 hours ago

Solihull

I bet 98% of profiles mention they're looking for "fun" and I need to know what fun is. Cue song...

I wanna know what fun is, I want you to show me!

A mate of old had this one joke: sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

So what does "fun" mean to you?

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By *naswingdressWoman
14 hours ago

Manchester (she/her)

It means a lack of imagination

I'm a fun man/woman/couple looking for fun fun with fun people who like fun. Please. It'll be fun.

Pick another word. Please. I beg of you.

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By *viatrixCouple
14 hours ago

Gatwick

I am not looking for “fun”

In fact, if a man says that to me it is almost a guarantee I won’t meet them.

I am looking for connections. People who I find interesting and fascinating.

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By *dstefi OP   Man
14 hours ago

Solihull

I'm not being funny but ...

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By *viatrixCouple
14 hours ago

Gatwick

Also I find the word “fun” very difficult to digest. We have a direct translation- “diversión” (do not confuse with the M25, get yer minds out of the gutter, y’all!) but at least where I come from, we never use it. In any context- sexual or otherwise. We use entertainment. We use chaos. We use amusement. Fun? Nah.

So the word itself turns me off 😂😂😂😂

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By *homas400Man
14 hours ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

I guess if I was looking for fun I'd go to Alton Towers.... but not during the summer holiday.... Far too busy.

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By *naswingdressWoman
14 hours ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Also I find the word “fun” very difficult to digest. We have a direct translation- “diversión” (do not confuse with the M25, get yer minds out of the gutter, y’all!) but at least where I come from, we never use it. In any context- sexual or otherwise. We use entertainment. We use chaos. We use amusement. Fun? Nah.

So the word itself turns me off 😂😂😂😂"

It's weird to me in this context too, and I'm a native English speaker.

Sex can be fun, but fun isn't a synonym for sex in my mind.

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By *kbriefsMan
14 hours ago

Brighton

It usually means people who have no idea what they want, or no passion for communicating what makes them horny. It's like "kinky" or "pervy" or "open minded". All too subjective.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
14 hours ago

IPSWICH

I just checked mine. I don't mention fun once. Maybe I sound a little too serious. 😬😬

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By *ssexlad35Man
14 hours ago

Hullbridge, Essex

Ill assume people put that thinking its a polite way of saying they want to fuck, but there are better ways to say you want "fun", I prefer connection, chaos, those sort of words, cant beat diving into a mind and getting to know someone, what makes them tick, what excited them, but also what doesnt!

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By *a LunaWoman
13 hours ago

Wales

Sex. They want the sex.

I don’t get uptight about the term “fun”. Life is too short.

🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *sm265Woman
13 hours ago

Perthshire


"Also I find the word “fun” very difficult to digest. We have a direct translation- “diversión” (do not confuse with the M25, get yer minds out of the gutter, y’all!) but at least where I come from, we never use it. In any context- sexual or otherwise. We use entertainment. We use chaos. We use amusement. Fun? Nah.

So the word itself turns me off 😂😂😂😂

It's weird to me in this context too, and I'm a native English speaker.

Sex can be fun, but fun isn't a synonym for sex in my mind."

Agree.

'Naughty' is another word that's an instant turn off to me. We are adults ffs. If someone asks me if I'm up for some "naughty fun" it just makes me cringe.

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By *naswingdressWoman
13 hours ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Also I find the word “fun” very difficult to digest. We have a direct translation- “diversión” (do not confuse with the M25, get yer minds out of the gutter, y’all!) but at least where I come from, we never use it. In any context- sexual or otherwise. We use entertainment. We use chaos. We use amusement. Fun? Nah.

So the word itself turns me off 😂😂😂😂

It's weird to me in this context too, and I'm a native English speaker.

Sex can be fun, but fun isn't a synonym for sex in my mind.

Agree.

'Naughty' is another word that's an instant turn off to me. We are adults ffs. If someone asks me if I'm up for some "naughty fun" it just makes me cringe. "

Absolutely.

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By *ersatilefoxMan
13 hours ago

Notts


"I am not looking for “fun”

In fact, if a man says that to me it is almost a guarantee I won’t meet them.

I am looking for connections. People who I find interesting and fascinating. "

You certainly look fun though

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By *ensuallover1000Man
13 hours ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I’m looking for a fun lady into fun for some really fun times.’

Hmmm…anyone remember the group, Big Fun?

They were rather crappy weren’t they? (But kind of fun nonetheless) 👍🏻

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By *hellebelleWoman
13 hours ago

ashford

I detest that bloody word along with the word “play”!

They just make me cringe when I read them

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By *abs9Man
13 hours ago

driffield

It means finding someone who could b long term, laugh with, enjoy the odd weekend away as well as good sex.

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
13 hours ago

In a galaxy far far away


"‘I’m looking for a fun lady into fun for some really fun times.’

Hmmm…anyone remember the group, Big Fun?

They were rather crappy weren’t they? (But kind of fun nonetheless) 👍🏻"

🎵 Fun house, whole lot of fun, prizes to be won, Fun house!🎵

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
13 hours ago

IPSWICH


"‘I’m looking for a fun lady into fun for some really fun times.’

Hmmm…anyone remember the group, Big Fun?

They were rather crappy weren’t they? (But kind of fun nonetheless) 👍🏻

🎵 Fun house, whole lot of fun, prizes to be won, Fun house!🎵"

Beat me to it. 🤣🤣

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By *ensuallover1000Man
13 hours ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"‘I’m looking for a fun lady into fun for some really fun times.’

Hmmm…anyone remember the group, Big Fun?

They were rather crappy weren’t they? (But kind of fun nonetheless) 👍🏻

🎵 Fun house, whole lot of fun, prizes to be won, Fun house!🎵"

😁 I sooo wanted to go on that as a kid (and still would in fact) 😁😁

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
13 hours ago

Bot Farm

Since I got my first “Hey babe, do you want some fun?” (from a blank profile, one hour distance, in the middle of the night) I have been wondering the same

I guess fun is something barely better than a quick wank watching porn.

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By *eliciousLi2Woman
13 hours ago

Buckinghamshire


"‘I’m looking for a fun lady into fun for some really fun times.’

Hmmm…anyone remember the group, Big Fun?

They were rather crappy weren’t they? (But kind of fun nonetheless) 👍🏻

🎵 Fun house, whole lot of fun, prizes to be won, Fun house!🎵

😁 I sooo wanted to go on that as a kid (and still would in fact) 😁😁 "

I applied, got rejected. Still not over it...

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By *Effy-Woman
13 hours ago

Scotland

"Wanna have some fun together?"

Sure! What you are thinking. Bowling? Pub crawl? Chap door run?

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By *inkShyWoman
13 hours ago

near Windsor

Zorbing looks fun. I'm going with that.

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By *enuine_J87Man
13 hours ago

Eastleigh

Just had to check my profile to see if I said it. Haven’t edited in about 4 months I think but no mention of fun on there. Really do need to change what I did write though…

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
13 hours ago

IPSWICH


"‘I’m looking for a fun lady into fun for some really fun times.’

Hmmm…anyone remember the group, Big Fun?

They were rather crappy weren’t they? (But kind of fun nonetheless) 👍🏻

🎵 Fun house, whole lot of fun, prizes to be won, Fun house!🎵

😁 I sooo wanted to go on that as a kid (and still would in fact) 😁😁 "

If only to meet the twins.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
13 hours ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"‘I’m looking for a fun lady into fun for some really fun times.’

Hmmm…anyone remember the group, Big Fun?

They were rather crappy weren’t they? (But kind of fun nonetheless) 👍🏻

🎵 Fun house, whole lot of fun, prizes to be won, Fun house!🎵

😁 I sooo wanted to go on that as a kid (and still would in fact) 😁😁

I applied, got rejected. Still not over it..."

😭😭😭 I feel thy pain; Jim’ll Fix It denied my wish as a kid (to meet the Star Wars cast) 😭

…..Mind you, maybe it was for the best…..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
13 hours ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"‘I’m looking for a fun lady into fun for some really fun times.’

Hmmm…anyone remember the group, Big Fun?

They were rather crappy weren’t they? (But kind of fun nonetheless) 👍🏻

🎵 Fun house, whole lot of fun, prizes to be won, Fun house!🎵

😁 I sooo wanted to go on that as a kid (and still would in fact) 😁😁

If only to meet the twins."

😂😂 I won’t deny that this very factor played the tiniest part in my yearning to go on the show…. 😜😜😍😍😈

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By *ymbunny99Woman
13 hours ago

sheerness

Just removed the word fun from my profile lol

Although I think my meets say fun, I like having a fun evening of chatting, dancing and playing

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By *ssexlad35Man
13 hours ago

Hullbridge, Essex


"Just had to check my profile to see if I said it. Haven’t edited in about 4 months I think but no mention of fun on there. Really do need to change what I did write though…"

Haha I did the same thing 🤣

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By *atty CoramWoman
13 hours ago

Wimbledon

Fellow pedant here.

It's a red flag for limited vocabulary/imagination/resonance/critical thinking

I have also noticed that some people use the word to justify unacceptable behaviour as 'just a bit of fun'

Hard pass.

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By *ust want fun 888Man
13 hours ago

nearby

I think, I’m going to have to go to allocution classes, just to get a bit of sex

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By *dstefi OP   Man
13 hours ago

Solihull

So does the fact that most respondents here find it lazy and risible, does that make us the 2% who are snobs lording it over the 98% hoi-polloi who just wanna have fun?

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By *viatrixCouple
13 hours ago

Gatwick


"I think, I’m going to have to go to allocution classes, just to get a bit of sex"

Elocution.

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By *eliciousLi2Woman
13 hours ago

Buckinghamshire


"‘I’m looking for a fun lady into fun for some really fun times.’

Hmmm…anyone remember the group, Big Fun?

They were rather crappy weren’t they? (But kind of fun nonetheless) 👍🏻

🎵 Fun house, whole lot of fun, prizes to be won, Fun house!🎵

😁 I sooo wanted to go on that as a kid (and still would in fact) 😁😁

I applied, got rejected. Still not over it...

😭😭😭 I feel thy pain; Jim’ll Fix It denied my wish as a kid (to meet the Star Wars cast) 😭

…..Mind you, maybe it was for the best….."

Lord only knows where he would have tried to put the light saber

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By *hinstrapMan
13 hours ago

sheffield


"‘I’m looking for a fun lady into fun for some really fun times.’

Hmmm…anyone remember the group, Big Fun?

They were rather crappy weren’t they? (But kind of fun nonetheless) 👍🏻

🎵 Fun house, whole lot of fun, prizes to be won, Fun house!🎵

😁 I sooo wanted to go on that as a kid (and still would in fact) 😁😁

I applied, got rejected. Still not over it..."

Ooo the twins .. iykyk

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By *hinstrapMan
13 hours ago

sheffield


"‘I’m looking for a fun lady into fun for some really fun times.’

Hmmm…anyone remember the group, Big Fun?

They were rather crappy weren’t they? (But kind of fun nonetheless) 👍🏻

🎵 Fun house, whole lot of fun, prizes to be won, Fun house!🎵

😁 I sooo wanted to go on that as a kid (and still would in fact) 😁😁

I applied, got rejected. Still not over it...

😭😭😭 I feel thy pain; Jim’ll Fix It denied my wish as a kid (to meet the Star Wars cast) 😭

…..Mind you, maybe it was for the best…..

Lord only knows where he would have tried to put the light saber "

I applied but never got a reply. Kind of glad now.

I

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By *ust want fun 888Man
13 hours ago

nearby


"I think, I’m going to have to go to allocution classes, just to get a bit of sex

Elocution. "

Hence, why I need to go to these classes LOL

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By *ensuallover1000Man
13 hours ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"‘I’m looking for a fun lady into fun for some really fun times.’

Hmmm…anyone remember the group, Big Fun?

They were rather crappy weren’t they? (But kind of fun nonetheless) 👍🏻

🎵 Fun house, whole lot of fun, prizes to be won, Fun house!🎵

😁 I sooo wanted to go on that as a kid (and still would in fact) 😁😁

I applied, got rejected. Still not over it...

😭😭😭 I feel thy pain; Jim’ll Fix It denied my wish as a kid (to meet the Star Wars cast) 😭

…..Mind you, maybe it was for the best…..

Lord only knows where he would have tried to put the light saber "

😂😂😱😱😱😱 I dread to even imagine….

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By *atty CoramWoman
13 hours ago

Wimbledon


"I think, I’m going to have to go to allocution classes, just to get a bit of sex

Elocution.

Hence, why I need to go to these classes LOL"

Can we allocate some elocution for the gentleman please?

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
13 hours ago

Bot Farm


"I think, I’m going to have to go to allocution classes, just to get a bit of sex

Elocution.

Hence, why I need to go to these classes LOL

Can we allocate some elocution for the gentleman please?"

Really “fun” thread

Crying with laughter

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
13 hours ago

Bot Farm

I really enjoy your threads and post OP

You are something else

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By *dstefi OP   Man
12 hours ago

Solihull


"I think, I’m going to have to go to allocution classes, just to get a bit of sex

Elocution.

Hence, why I need to go to these classes LOL

Can we allocate some elocution for the gentleman please?"

I looked at the gentleman's profile before putting mouse to text box and thought, maybe he's using a voice-to-text tool (he's blind) and with his Co Mayo accent perhaps the tool got it wrong the same way auto-genrated subtitles on TV do *all the time*

So for once I didn't leap to judgement, which I admit is unusual for me

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By *WB85Man
12 hours ago

Staffordshire

Meaningful connections and genuine chemistry is where its at for me.

Hot social meets and hotel dates with the right people.

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
12 hours ago

UK

Fun means having a laugh with someone you know.

I’m not on here

For fun, I’m looking for sex. Yes sex can be fun I know but it’s not always.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
12 hours ago

Bristol

I think "fun" as a descriptor for "sex" is a bit unimaginative. But I don't care enough for it to recolour my impression of the person messaging me.

Is sex not fun?

And on this site (dedicated primarily to sex) is fun not sex?

To misinterpret someone on here asking for fun, or looking forward to all the fun the two of you are going to have together, as anything other than sex/sex related activities... Is a bit obtuse 🤷

If you don't like the word I guess that's your choice, just seems like a weird choice

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By *dstefi OP   Man
11 hours ago

Solihull


"I think "fun" as a descriptor for "sex" is a bit unimaginative. But I don't care enough for it to recolour my impression of the person messaging me.

Is sex not fun?

And on this site (dedicated primarily to sex) is fun not sex?

To misinterpret someone on here asking for fun, or looking forward to all the fun the two of you are going to have together, as anything other than sex/sex related activities... Is a bit obtuse 🤷

If you don't like the word I guess that's your choice, just seems like a weird choice

"

I was just being a snob, as it's word of the day

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
11 hours ago

Bristol


"I think "fun" as a descriptor for "sex" is a bit unimaginative. But I don't care enough for it to recolour my impression of the person messaging me.

Is sex not fun?

And on this site (dedicated primarily to sex) is fun not sex?

To misinterpret someone on here asking for fun, or looking forward to all the fun the two of you are going to have together, as anything other than sex/sex related activities... Is a bit obtuse 🤷

If you don't like the word I guess that's your choice, just seems like a weird choice

I was just being a snob, as it's word of the day "

Ooh too good for fun are we?

How about, up for some merrymaking?

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By *dstefi OP   Man
11 hours ago

Solihull


"I think "fun" as a descriptor for "sex" is a bit unimaginative. But I don't care enough for it to recolour my impression of the person messaging me.

Is sex not fun?

And on this site (dedicated primarily to sex) is fun not sex?

To misinterpret someone on here asking for fun, or looking forward to all the fun the two of you are going to have together, as anything other than sex/sex related activities... Is a bit obtuse 🤷

If you don't like the word I guess that's your choice, just seems like a weird choice

I was just being a snob, as it's word of the day

Ooh too good for fun are we?

How about, up for some merrymaking? "

I am partial to some jovial banter and badinage.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
11 hours ago

Bristol


"I think "fun" as a descriptor for "sex" is a bit unimaginative. But I don't care enough for it to recolour my impression of the person messaging me.

Is sex not fun?

And on this site (dedicated primarily to sex) is fun not sex?

To misinterpret someone on here asking for fun, or looking forward to all the fun the two of you are going to have together, as anything other than sex/sex related activities... Is a bit obtuse 🤷

If you don't like the word I guess that's your choice, just seems like a weird choice

I was just being a snob, as it's word of the day

Ooh too good for fun are we?

How about, up for some merrymaking?

I am partial to some jovial banter and badinage."

How about some jubilance on my cock?

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By *dstefi OP   Man
11 hours ago

Solihull


"How about some jubilance on my cock?"

If your horn of plenty is full, I'll drain it joyfully and indeed exultantly. With some mirth and a dash of gusto. But not fun. God forbid, we're British don't you know? We don't "fun". We relish the sensual delights, immerse ourselves in hedonistic pleasures, but we never descend to fun.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
11 hours ago

Bristol


"How about some jubilance on my cock?

If your horn of plenty is full, I'll drain it joyfully and indeed exultantly. With some mirth and a dash of gusto. But not fun. God forbid, we're British don't you know? We don't "fun". We relish the sensual delights, immerse ourselves in hedonistic pleasures, but we never descend to fun."

Suddenly "fun" is starting to sound much more acceptable

Much better than bumming someone with zeal and vim

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
11 hours ago

Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple

The fun I’m looking for is swimming, paddleboarding, anything to do with water really

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By *dstefi OP   Man
11 hours ago

Solihull


"How about some jubilance on my cock?

If your horn of plenty is full, I'll drain it joyfully and indeed exultantly. With some mirth and a dash of gusto. But not fun. God forbid, we're British don't you know? We don't "fun". We relish the sensual delights, immerse ourselves in hedonistic pleasures, but we never descend to fun.

Suddenly "fun" is starting to sound much more acceptable

Much better than bumming someone with zeal and vim "

That sounds like a Waitrose salad wrapper slogan. "Come and enjoy some vibrant and zesty anal sex."

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
10 hours ago

Bristol


"The fun I’m looking for is swimming, paddleboarding, anything to do with water really "

Ah, a lady into watersports I hear 😂

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By *dstefi OP   Man
10 hours ago

Solihull


"How about some jubilance on my cock?

If your horn of plenty is full, I'll drain it joyfully and indeed exultantly. With some mirth and a dash of gusto. But not fun. God forbid, we're British don't you know? We don't "fun". We relish the sensual delights, immerse ourselves in hedonistic pleasures, but we never descend to fun.

Suddenly "fun" is starting to sound much more acceptable

Much better than bumming someone with zeal and vim

That sounds like a Waitrose salad wrapper slogan. "Come and enjoy some vibrant and zesty anal sex.""

It's more fun than coriander!

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By *dstefi OP   Man
10 hours ago

Solihull


"The fun I’m looking for is swimming, paddleboarding, anything to do with water really

Ah, a lady into watersports I hear 😂"

I initially read it as waterboarding. Which I've heard isn't fun.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
10 hours ago

Bristol


"How about some jubilance on my cock?

If your horn of plenty is full, I'll drain it joyfully and indeed exultantly. With some mirth and a dash of gusto. But not fun. God forbid, we're British don't you know? We don't "fun". We relish the sensual delights, immerse ourselves in hedonistic pleasures, but we never descend to fun.

Suddenly "fun" is starting to sound much more acceptable

Much better than bumming someone with zeal and vim

That sounds like a Waitrose salad wrapper slogan. "Come and enjoy some vibrant and zesty anal sex.""

This isn't just Anal sex... It's Mark and Spencer having deep indulgence Anal sex

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
10 hours ago

Bot Farm

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By *dstefi OP   Man
10 hours ago

Solihull


"How about some jubilance on my cock?

If your horn of plenty is full, I'll drain it joyfully and indeed exultantly. With some mirth and a dash of gusto. But not fun. God forbid, we're British don't you know? We don't "fun". We relish the sensual delights, immerse ourselves in hedonistic pleasures, but we never descend to fun.

Suddenly "fun" is starting to sound much more acceptable

Much better than bumming someone with zeal and vim

That sounds like a Waitrose salad wrapper slogan. "Come and enjoy some vibrant and zesty anal sex."

This isn't just Anal sex... It's Mark and Spencer having deep indulgence Anal sex "

Not Tesco Value stick it in, shoot your wad and wipe it on the curtains anal sex then.

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
10 hours ago

Bot Farm


"How about some jubilance on my cock?

If your horn of plenty is full, I'll drain it joyfully and indeed exultantly. With some mirth and a dash of gusto. But not fun. God forbid, we're British don't you know? We don't "fun". We relish the sensual delights, immerse ourselves in hedonistic pleasures, but we never descend to fun.

Suddenly "fun" is starting to sound much more acceptable

Much better than bumming someone with zeal and vim

That sounds like a Waitrose salad wrapper slogan. "Come and enjoy some vibrant and zesty anal sex."

This isn't just Anal sex... It's Mark and Spencer having deep indulgence Anal sex

Not Tesco Value stick it in, shoot your wad and wipe it on the curtains anal sex then."

Every Little Helps 😁

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
10 hours ago

Bristol


"How about some jubilance on my cock?

If your horn of plenty is full, I'll drain it joyfully and indeed exultantly. With some mirth and a dash of gusto. But not fun. God forbid, we're British don't you know? We don't "fun". We relish the sensual delights, immerse ourselves in hedonistic pleasures, but we never descend to fun.

Suddenly "fun" is starting to sound much more acceptable

Much better than bumming someone with zeal and vim

That sounds like a Waitrose salad wrapper slogan. "Come and enjoy some vibrant and zesty anal sex."

This isn't just Anal sex... It's Mark and Spencer having deep indulgence Anal sex

Not Tesco Value stick it in, shoot your wad and wipe it on the curtains anal sex then."

Even cheaper with your club card

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By *acavityMan
10 hours ago

Redditch

Guilty as charged.

Have updated and replaced almost all of them

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By *tannersMan
10 hours ago

stanley

No mention of fun on my profile. I don’t pretend to be a risk of a good time 😂😂😂😂

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By *sm265Woman
10 hours ago

Perthshire

Someone asked me if I fancied getting up to some shenanigans recently....I had visions of scrumping for apples or playing Knock Door Run. I declined.

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By *tannersMan
10 hours ago

stanley


"Someone asked me if I fancied getting up to some shenanigans recently....I had visions of scrumping for apples or playing Knock Door Run. I declined. "

I love that word 😂

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By *viatrixCouple
7 hours ago

Gatwick

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By *viatrixCouple
7 hours ago

Gatwick

I think I even prefer “rumpy the pumpy” to “fun”.

Not that I would be acquiescing to rumpy the pumpy with any random, average bloke either.

Soz. 🤷‍♀️

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
7 hours ago

Home

A big ball pit

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By *shford_5Man
7 hours ago

Ashford

Just something really naughty, and everything coinciding..mood,.opportunity and scenario

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
7 hours ago

Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple


"A big ball pit "

Now you’re talking

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
7 hours ago

Home


"A big ball pit

Now you’re talking "

fun for everyone

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
7 hours ago

Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple


"The fun I’m looking for is swimming, paddleboarding, anything to do with water really

Ah, a lady into watersports I hear 😂

I initially read it as waterboarding. Which I've heard isn't fun."

I’ll give a go! 😱🤣🤣

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
8 minutes ago

In a galaxy far far away


"I think I even prefer “rumpy the pumpy” to “fun”.

Not that I would be acquiescing to rumpy the pumpy with any random, average bloke either.

Soz. 🤷‍♀️"

Not heard 'rumpy pumpy' since Mike the Mouth on Century FM 🤣

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By *ourpornfixMan
3 minutes ago

East Cheshire


"I think I even prefer “rumpy the pumpy” to “fun”.

Not that I would be acquiescing to rumpy the pumpy with any random, average bloke either.

Soz. 🤷‍♀️

Not heard 'rumpy pumpy' since Mike the Mouth on Century FM 🤣"

Classic Carry On. Sid James!

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