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By *enuine_J87 OP   Man
13 hours ago

Eastleigh

Is there anything you find in daily life that is absolutely foul?

For me this came about when my family had chinese food and I washed up afterwards. A random noodle of some kind ended up in the washing up bowl and wrapped around one of my fingers. For some reason this almost made me wretch.

Also wet oats randomly splattered on the side, nope

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By *H7in5Man
13 hours ago

Chesterfield

Celery

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By *dstefiMan
13 hours ago

Solihull

Maggots in the wheely bin.

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By *ister MeanerMan
13 hours ago

Liverpool


"Maggots in the wheely bin. "

Literally happened to me this morning, nearly dry heaving on the driveway.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
13 hours ago

Kent

Gross washing up water. I can't.🤢

I prob waste so much water but I cannot put my hands in a sink where stuff has been 'soaking'

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By *ib.Man
13 hours ago

Hampshire

The bottom of the toothbrush holder. Forget about it for a few weeks and it always surprises me how foul it is. 🤢

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By *a LunaWoman
13 hours ago

Wales

Cold bath water

People who smoked in kitchens or around food in general (not so much a thing now, but I’m old enough to remember when it was)

People who smoke who let the ash build up and you’re waiting to see where it drops

🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *eepshow1Man
13 hours ago

London

Cheese. The smell, texture and taste. Makes me heave.

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By *inkyLips2.0Woman
13 hours ago

Debauchery

Pulling hair out of the plug hole is absolutely vile 🤢🤢🤢

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By *ib.Man
13 hours ago

Hampshire


"Pulling hair out of the plug hole is absolutely vile 🤢🤢🤢"

Cleaning the shower drain too.

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By *iny11111Man
13 hours ago

here and there

People smoking outside while you are trying the eat

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By *irestorm 500Couple
13 hours ago

coventry

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By *ister MeanerMan
13 hours ago

Liverpool

Being in a car that belonged to a smoker.

Don’t know what it is as cigarette smell doesn’t bother me, but old lingering ashtray odour that gets in to your clothes for weeks after being in a smokers car.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
13 hours ago

Utero

The smell of a chicken farm on a hot day just makes me want to hurl 🤮

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By *lkGuyMagic24Man
13 hours ago

Kingswood

Any kind of pork 🤮

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By *ensuallover1000Man
13 hours ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Cleaning up pooch puke - it’s a pretty grim undertaking 🫤

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
13 hours ago

Hatfield


"Pulling hair out of the plug hole is absolutely vile 🤢🤢🤢"

I’ll volunteer to help you ….!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

13 hours ago

East Sussex

Spitting 🤮

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By *hinstrapMan
13 hours ago

sheffield


"Cold bath water

🤷🏻‍♀️ "

Even more so when. You fall asleep in a steaming hot bath and wake up in the rank cold water

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By *a LunaWoman
13 hours ago

Wales


"Spitting 🤮"

Yes! And the nose clearing thing some folk do.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
13 hours ago

Crumpet Castle

Mine is really about a man habit..... if men know otherwise let me know but I've only EVER seen Men or heard men doing it.

Yokkering up ...... and either spitting or swallowing

It makes me heave

Dirty bastards.

They don't care where they are or who is there ....... my stomach is flipping now. Crusty gits.

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By *ifelover999Man
13 hours ago

Eastbourne


"

Mine is really about a man habit..... if men know otherwise let me know but I've only EVER seen Men or heard men doing it.

Yokkering up ...... and either spitting or swallowing

It makes me heave

Dirty bastards.

They don't care where they are or who is there ....... my stomach is flipping now. Crusty gits. "

Fucking hate this

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
13 hours ago

Crumpet Castle


"Spitting 🤮

Yes! And the nose clearing thing some folk do.

"

Luna ! I told you last week about getting in first!

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By *ilMsStickyWoman
13 hours ago

Galway


"Gross washing up water. I can't.🤢

I prob waste so much water but I cannot put my hands in a sink where stuff has been 'soaking' "

Same 😜

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By *ensuallover1000Man
12 hours ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"

Mine is really about a man habit..... if men know otherwise let me know but I've only EVER seen Men or heard men doing it.

Yokkering up ...... and either spitting or swallowing

It makes me heave

Dirty bastards.

They don't care where they are or who is there ....... my stomach is flipping now. Crusty gits. "

Summoning a demon 👍🏻 The sound should be in the dictionary; ‘Kkkooughhhhhhhh!’

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By *007ManMan
12 hours ago

Worthing

Fox 'mess' in the garden.

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By *ister MeanerMan
12 hours ago

Liverpool

Cat shit in my garden.

I don’t have a cat.

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By *Effy-Woman
12 hours ago

Scotland

Wet food of any kind in the sink is absolutely vomit inducing 🤢

People who drink from bottles, then offer you a glass. Eh, I'll pass thanks.

Cloths/rags that people use to wipe up the worktops.

When you go out to dinner and they use a napkin to wipe their mouth, then they leave it on the table.

Someone blowing their nose.

I have a really sensitive stomach. I could go on and on 🤢

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By *Effy-Woman
12 hours ago

Scotland


"Spitting 🤮

Yes! And the nose clearing thing some folk do.

"

I witnessed a man hold the side of his nose and blow out the contents of it onto the pavement. I couldn't even hide my disgust 🤢🤢🤢

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
12 hours ago

Crumpet Castle


"Wet food of any kind in the sink is absolutely vomit inducing 🤢

People who drink from bottles, then offer you a glass. Eh, I'll pass thanks.

Cloths/rags that people use to wipe up the worktops.

When you go out to dinner and they use a napkin to wipe their mouth, then they leave it on the table.

Someone blowing their nose.

I have a really sensitive stomach. I could go on and on 🤢"

Hands up I do number three down but they are bleached and wrung out after each dish wash n top wipe

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By *enuine_J87 OP   Man
12 hours ago

Eastleigh


"

Mine is really about a man habit..... if men know otherwise let me know but I've only EVER seen Men or heard men doing it.

Yokkering up ...... and either spitting or swallowing

It makes me heave

Dirty bastards.

They don't care where they are or who is there ....... my stomach is flipping now. Crusty gits. "

I know what you mean, one of my engineers does it sometimes and it sounds absolutely vile. Especially when you hear the spit

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By *Effy-Woman
12 hours ago

Scotland


"Wet food of any kind in the sink is absolutely vomit inducing 🤢

People who drink from bottles, then offer you a glass. Eh, I'll pass thanks.

Cloths/rags that people use to wipe up the worktops.

When you go out to dinner and they use a napkin to wipe their mouth, then they leave it on the table.

Someone blowing their nose.

I have a really sensitive stomach. I could go on and on 🤢

Hands up I do number three down but they are bleached and wrung out after each dish wash n top wipe "

That i can cope with. I've seen people reuse them until they literally stink though. The worktop was cleaner before they wiped it down with that biohazard.

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By *enuine_J87 OP   Man
12 hours ago

Eastleigh


"Wet food of any kind in the sink is absolutely vomit inducing 🤢

People who drink from bottles, then offer you a glass. Eh, I'll pass thanks.

Cloths/rags that people use to wipe up the worktops.

When you go out to dinner and they use a napkin to wipe their mouth, then they leave it on the table.

Someone blowing their nose.

I have a really sensitive stomach. I could go on and on 🤢"

Please do go on and on! Get it all out your system

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By *ingerbreadmanldn91Man
12 hours ago

Barnet

People who don't pick up dog poo

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By *ellsOMan
12 hours ago

hull

Watching my cat eat! It's like a scene from Lord of Flies!

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By *WB85Man
12 hours ago

Staffordshire

The initial smell when cooking minced beef.

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By *Effy-Woman
12 hours ago

Scotland


"Wet food of any kind in the sink is absolutely vomit inducing 🤢

People who drink from bottles, then offer you a glass. Eh, I'll pass thanks.

Cloths/rags that people use to wipe up the worktops.

When you go out to dinner and they use a napkin to wipe their mouth, then they leave it on the table.

Someone blowing their nose.

I have a really sensitive stomach. I could go on and on 🤢

Please do go on and on! Get it all out your system "

I feel a bit queasy reading these 😅

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By *a LunaWoman
12 hours ago

Wales


"The initial smell when cooking minced beef. "

Interesting you mentioned this! Is it meat from a butcher or supermarket?

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By *enuine_J87 OP   Man
12 hours ago

Eastleigh


"Cat shit in my garden.

I don’t have a cat."

This. Fucking this.

I have about 4 cats from other neighbours who LOVE to shit in my garden. I’m quite proud of my garden and the things I grow but trying to cut the grass, disgusting. Planting new stuff and seeing it dug up with a shit next to it. I hate the little bastards. Have wretched msny a time scooping shite out of my planters

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
12 hours ago

Crumpet Castle


"The initial smell when cooking minced beef. "

smell of death m8 .... smell of death

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By *entleman_of_pleasureMan
12 hours ago

Manchester


"Celery"

(any excuse...sing along now...)

'Celery! Celery!

If she wont cum, they stick her up the bum, with a stick of celery!'

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
12 hours ago

Crumpet Castle


"Cat shit in my garden.

I don’t have a cat.

This. Fucking this.

I have about 4 cats from other neighbours who LOVE to shit in my garden. I’m quite proud of my garden and the things I grow but trying to cut the grass, disgusting. Planting new stuff and seeing it dug up with a shit next to it. I hate the little bastards. Have wretched msny a time scooping shite out of my planters"

each time I eat orange... I chop the peel into about 10 pieces n chuck it around the garden.

Cats hate it

Or a lemon ..... they never go in the bin

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By *oeBeansMan
12 hours ago

Derby

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By *Effy-Woman
12 hours ago

Scotland

Opening a packet of ham.

I'm convinced they have someone fart in the packets before they're sealed.

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By *oeBeansMan
12 hours ago

Derby

Seeing guys use a urinal in the toilet and then walk straight out. Happens at my gym all the time and I feel like I need to keep an eye out so I don't use any of the same stuff they do 🤢

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By *enuine_J87 OP   Man
12 hours ago

Eastleigh

Handling raw chicken, why does it feel so gooey. It’s the worst meat to handle raw

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
12 hours ago

Crumpet Castle


"Opening a packet of ham.

I'm convinced they have someone fart in the packets before they're sealed."

smell of lightly boiled death in salty water

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By *earditallWoman
12 hours ago

Lancaster

Ha ha here we go me and my sensory defects

Strong smells...some turn my stomach.

Anything slimy if a shampoo bottle has leaked or squidgy sauce round the sauce bottle lid the get chucked.

Anything in washing up water.

The feel of washing pods and wet wool.

seeingkids with snotty noses.

I don't drink to end of any glass of waterI throw the bottom away for some reason it turns my tummy

Yet I can drink alcohol fine.

Cleaning the toilet,or getting hair from thw plughole

Wiping the rubber seal on the washer.

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
12 hours ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

Not sure if there are any beardie mums or dads here but they will know my pain if there are, the smell of their poop and having to clean it up!

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By *inkShyWoman
12 hours ago

near Windsor

People trying to find gold up their nose in public.

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By *oeBeansMan
12 hours ago

Derby


"The initial smell when cooking minced beef. "

I would say removing the little piece of paper that comes with it makes me gag more

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By *morousCouple8Couple
12 hours ago

Cumbria

The texture of supermarket chicken. I swear it is crunchy 🤢

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By *enuine_J87 OP   Man
12 hours ago

Eastleigh


"Seeing guys use a urinal in the toilet and then walk straight out. Happens at my gym all the time and I feel like I need to keep an eye out so I don't use any of the same stuff they do 🤢"
I see this in pubs, then I wash my hands and it’s a pull open door that I know they just wrapped their filthy, piss and cock sweat hand around, so either hope someone else opens it or try to grab a bit of door nobody else has tainted

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By *4bimMan
12 hours ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Spiting.

Hate it

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By *inkShyWoman
12 hours ago

near Windsor

I recently got a fly trap. I've never smelt anything so bad in my life 🤮 I decided next time someone blocke my car in it's going on their car.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
12 hours ago

Crumpet Castle


"Seeing guys use a urinal in the toilet and then walk straight out. Happens at my gym all the time and I feel like I need to keep an eye out so I don't use any of the same stuff they do 🤢 I see this in pubs, then I wash my hands and it’s a pull open door that I know they just wrapped their filthy, piss and cock sweat hand around, so either hope someone else opens it or try to grab a bit of door nobody else has tainted"

Let me help again I won't open a public loo door with my hand ever.

I use tissue OR the sleeve or bottom of my coat.

I also have a copper hook on my keyring that I bought in covid times. It pulls open all doors for me.

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By *oeBeansMan
12 hours ago

Derby


"Seeing guys use a urinal in the toilet and then walk straight out. Happens at my gym all the time and I feel like I need to keep an eye out so I don't use any of the same stuff they do 🤢

I see this in pubs, then I wash my hands and it’s a pull open door that I know they just wrapped their filthy, piss and cock sweat hand around, so either hope someone else opens it or try to grab a bit of door nobody else has tainted"

We need to normalise shaming these people as they walk out

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By *oomlMan
12 hours ago

Fareham

People who can't be arsed to use the toilet brush to remove their crappy stains.

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By *Effy-Woman
12 hours ago

Scotland

I have to switch my brain off when eating rice or it tells me it's maggots then I can't eat it for months.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
12 hours ago

Crumpet Castle


"Seeing guys use a urinal in the toilet and then walk straight out. Happens at my gym all the time and I feel like I need to keep an eye out so I don't use any of the same stuff they do 🤢

I see this in pubs, then I wash my hands and it’s a pull open door that I know they just wrapped their filthy, piss and cock sweat hand around, so either hope someone else opens it or try to grab a bit of door nobody else has tainted

We need to normalise shaming these people as they walk out"

What like in the oldie worldie times we can all point and shout Shame Him! Shame Him! Shame Him!

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By *enuine_J87 OP   Man
12 hours ago

Eastleigh

This thread is cracking me up. Sat in my office just laughing to myself

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
12 hours ago

Hatfield


"People who can't be arsed to use the toilet brush to remove their crappy stains."

Men you mean?

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
12 hours ago

IPSWICH


"Maggots in the wheely bin. "

They're not maggots they're disco rice.

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By *enuine_J87 OP   Man
12 hours ago

Eastleigh


"Maggots in the wheely bin.

They're not maggots they're disco rice. "

Tell Eggy that, her rice is disco rice, oh god

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By *ellsOMan
12 hours ago

hull


"Seeing guys use a urinal in the toilet and then walk straight out. Happens at my gym all the time and I feel like I need to keep an eye out so I don't use any of the same stuff they do 🤢

I see this in pubs, then I wash my hands and it’s a pull open door that I know they just wrapped their filthy, piss and cock sweat hand around, so either hope someone else opens it or try to grab a bit of door nobody else has tainted

We need to normalise shaming these people as they walk out"

It's when they walk in, use the urinal but the whole time, they're on their phone!

I want to slap them silly!

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By *Effy-Woman
12 hours ago

Scotland


"Maggots in the wheely bin.

They're not maggots they're disco rice.

Tell Eggy that, her rice is disco rice, oh god"

Stop 🤢

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
12 hours ago

IPSWICH


"Maggots in the wheely bin.

They're not maggots they're disco rice.

Tell Eggy that, her rice is disco rice, oh god

Stop 🤢"

Eggy fried disco rice?

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By *angler 321Man
12 hours ago

Hereford


"Pulling hair out of the plug hole is absolutely vile 🤢🤢🤢"

Totally agree!! 🤮

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
12 hours ago

Crumpet Castle


"Maggots in the wheely bin.

They're not maggots they're disco rice. "

That's funny ........ I like it

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By *oeBeansMan
12 hours ago

Derby


"Seeing guys use a urinal in the toilet and then walk straight out. Happens at my gym all the time and I feel like I need to keep an eye out so I don't use any of the same stuff they do 🤢

I see this in pubs, then I wash my hands and it’s a pull open door that I know they just wrapped their filthy, piss and cock sweat hand around, so either hope someone else opens it or try to grab a bit of door nobody else has tainted

We need to normalise shaming these people as they walk out

What like in the oldie worldie times we can all point and shout Shame Him! Shame Him! Shame Him!"

Exactly like that! With punishment pre-agreed

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By *oeBeansMan
12 hours ago

Derby

After having sex, I have to remove the condom straight away. The look and feel of having a full condom on my now floppy dick just gives me the ick.

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
12 hours ago

In a galaxy far far away

When you can't make it to the toilet and you puke in the sink, meaning you have to scoop the bits out with your hand

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By *ister MeanerMan
12 hours ago

Liverpool


"Cat shit in my garden.

I don’t have a cat.

This. Fucking this.

I have about 4 cats from other neighbours who LOVE to shit in my garden. I’m quite proud of my garden and the things I grow but trying to cut the grass, disgusting. Planting new stuff and seeing it dug up with a shit next to it. I hate the little bastards. Have wretched msny a time scooping shite out of my planters"

Allegedly there are some very good motion sensing sprinklers on Amazon that are fantastic for keeping cats out of your garden and make for comedy value the first time they get triggered. Or so I've heard.

Totally don’t have one.

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By *ightDesiresCouple
12 hours ago

Northampton

I can not look at mould I gag instantly

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By *iomedgal91Woman
12 hours ago

Cornwall


"Maggots in the wheely bin. "

Yep! Bloody disgusting

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By *uzzybearMan
12 hours ago

Loughborough

Cleaning out the filter in the dishwasher. Nasty nasty 🤢

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By *enuine_J87 OP   Man
12 hours ago

Eastleigh


"Cat shit in my garden.

I don’t have a cat.

This. Fucking this.

I have about 4 cats from other neighbours who LOVE to shit in my garden. I’m quite proud of my garden and the things I grow but trying to cut the grass, disgusting. Planting new stuff and seeing it dug up with a shit next to it. I hate the little bastards. Have wretched msny a time scooping shite out of my planters

Allegedly there are some very good motion sensing sprinklers on Amazon that are fantastic for keeping cats out of your garden and make for comedy value the first time they get triggered. Or so I've heard.

Totally don’t have one."

I’ve tried so many things to stop them over the years. But this could be the key!

I’ve always wanted a motion sense camera with a water gun attached to it that squirts at them as soon as they enter the garden. It’s physically harmless but probably annoying enough to stop them coming in and laying waste to my precious chillis!

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By *Effy-Woman
12 hours ago

Scotland

I know it can't be helped sometimes but I can tell when someone hasn't washed and dried their clothes properly. Like that sour wet dog smell.

It's worse when you're trapped somewhere like a lift or stuck in a queue behind them.

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By *he MinionMan
12 hours ago

Surrey

Spitting.

The food waste bin on a hot day.

Hair in the plug holes.

Fox shit.

Cigerette butts discarded into a glass containing the remains of a drink at the pub. 🤮

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By *morousCouple8Couple
12 hours ago

Cumbria

Scratching someone’s back then after I’ve settled down being grossed out about how their epithelial cells are under my nails and imagine them being scraped out from under my nails CSI style if I was to then pass away.

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By *he MinionMan
12 hours ago

Surrey


"Scratching someone’s back then after I’ve settled down being grossed out about how their epithelial cells are under my nails and imagine them being scraped out from under my nails CSI style if I was to then pass away. "

😱

So much for, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours 🤣

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
12 hours ago

(User no longer on site)

Burnt toast. The smell, the texture, the taste... it makes me feel sick 🤢. This has become a bit of a running joke between me and a close fab friend.

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By *Effy-Woman
12 hours ago

Scotland

Coffee breath is rancid 🤢

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
12 hours ago

Yorkshire


"After having sex, I have to remove the condom straight away. The look and feel of having a full condom on my now floppy dick just gives me the ick."

I like to pretend it’s a wrecking ball and swing it around a bit first.

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By *oeBeansMan
12 hours ago

Derby


"Coffee breath is rancid 🤢"

Ok yeah, as a coffee lover, I'll own up to this one. I need to to have a chewing gum for a bit after having a coffee 😅

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By *enuine_J87 OP   Man
12 hours ago

Eastleigh


"After having sex, I have to remove the condom straight away. The look and feel of having a full condom on my now floppy dick just gives me the ick.

I like to pretend it’s a wrecking ball and swing it around a bit first."

Taking the jizz filled condom off after a good long shag is one of the least sexy things in all the 9 realms.

Everything after you buss a nut is awful

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By *ister MeanerMan
12 hours ago

Liverpool


"After having sex, I have to remove the condom straight away. The look and feel of having a full condom on my now floppy dick just gives me the ick.

I like to pretend it’s a wrecking ball and swing it around a bit first."

I found this way funnier than I probably should have, while singing Miley Cyrus.

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By *morousCouple8Couple
12 hours ago

Cumbria


"After having sex, I have to remove the condom straight away. The look and feel of having a full condom on my now floppy dick just gives me the ick.

I like to pretend it’s a wrecking ball and swing it around a bit first.

Taking the jizz filled condom off after a good long shag is one of the least sexy things in all the 9 realms.

Everything after you buss a nut is awful"

The snuggle is pretty great

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
12 hours ago

Right up your street

I cannot stand the feel of raw chicken 🤢

Peeling oranges is like nails down a chalkboard too.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
12 hours ago

Yorkshire


"After having sex, I have to remove the condom straight away. The look and feel of having a full condom on my now floppy dick just gives me the ick.

I like to pretend it’s a wrecking ball and swing it around a bit first.

I found this way funnier than I probably should have, while singing Miley Cyrus."

Yeah, that song occurred to me too

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By *4bimMan
12 hours ago

Farnborough Hampshire

reaching into the drain to pull out a load of wet wipes.

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By *lli1234TV/TS
12 hours ago

Abergele

People who smell and bad breath, I was working on a job and the quantity surveyor had the worst breath I have ever smelt so I asked him if he had been sucking the cats arse and walked out of the meeting.

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By *ambamxxxMan
12 hours ago

Daventry

Those that don’t use deodorant! And smell!!!

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By *reachersdaughterWoman
12 hours ago

someplace

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By *ools and the brainCouple
12 hours ago

couple, us we him her.

The Mrs

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By *reachersdaughterWoman
12 hours ago

someplace

I don't understand why people leave a towel rag to use in the bathroom after washing hand, it's disgusting??? Just use a tissue and dispose of it tf? How can you use the same towel again and again?

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
11 hours ago

In a galaxy far far away

Squeezing a spot.

Even though it's satisfying to do, it's still pretty minging

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By *WB85Man
11 hours ago

Staffordshire


"The initial smell when cooking minced beef.

Interesting you mentioned this! Is it meat from a butcher or supermarket?"

I'd love to say its from the butchers, but most often its supermarket.

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By *ionandleopardCouple
11 hours ago

Norwich

The texture of warm grapes when you bite them .

Mr L x

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
11 hours ago

In a galaxy far far away

The smell of the bin van

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By *lassyGent95Man
11 hours ago

Glasgow

The random sewage smell that always appears after warm weather

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
11 hours ago

Burley

The sight of a child whose face is covered in food. Many years ago we were by the pool of a hotel in Cyprus and there was a child running around with its face covered in chocolate ice cream. Its fat, tattooed owners were on their sun loungers about 30 feet away swigging on pints of lager at 8.30am. The child fell on its face right by us and started screeching loudly. Snot was gushing out of its nose, mingling with the chocolate and dripping onto the poolside. We did our best to ignore it until one of its owners came over, grabbed it by the arm and dragged it off whilst shouting at us for "not helping". She then took the child to the top step of the pool and washed its face in the water. That was the last time we used the pool on that holiday and the last time we ever went to a "family" hotel.

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By *igpaul1967Man
11 hours ago

Barnsley

When you cough up a morning whelk and don't stop it out straight away, uuuuurgh.

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By *oris and doris wolvesCouple
11 hours ago

Wolverhampton

Walking or going anywhere near West Bromwich is absolutely disgusting

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By *gent CoulsonMan
11 hours ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Cleaning up vomit, just makes me gag and want to throw up myself, the smell is rank

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By *parkle1974Woman
11 hours ago

Leeds

Using other peoples sex toys 🤢🤢

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
11 hours ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)


"The sight of a child whose face is covered in food. Many years ago we were by the pool of a hotel in Cyprus and there was a child running around with its face covered in chocolate ice cream. Its fat, tattooed owners were on their sun loungers about 30 feet away swigging on pints of lager at 8.30am. The child fell on its face right by us and started screeching loudly. Snot was gushing out of its nose, mingling with the chocolate and dripping onto the poolside. We did our best to ignore it until one of its owners came over, grabbed it by the arm and dragged it off whilst shouting at us for "not helping". She then took the child to the top step of the pool and washed its face in the water. That was the last time we used the pool on that holiday and the last time we ever went to a "family" hotel."

We always do adults only hotels , not for any naughty reasons but for what you have just described. We have done our time being parents and now it’s our time to enjoy kid free holiday !

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By *itKatChunky80Woman
11 hours ago

wirral


"Maggots in the wheely bin. "

Same. Last summer, my bin would erupt at night with maggots. I get it jet washed now and (touch wood) hasn't happened since

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By *4bimMan
11 hours ago

Farnborough Hampshire


"Maggots in the wheely bin.

Same. Last summer, my bin would erupt at night with maggots. I get it jet washed now and (touch wood) hasn't happened since"

we have bin service come to prevent this.

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By *enuine_J87 OP   Man
11 hours ago

Eastleigh

When someone farts near you after eating something awful earlier in the day and it’s like the fart leaves their arse and just goes directly into your mouth so you’re just chewing on it. Disgusting and taste rotten

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By *inkShyWoman
11 hours ago

near Windsor


"Maggots in the wheely bin.

Same. Last summer, my bin would erupt at night with maggots. I get it jet washed now and (touch wood) hasn't happened since"

Put 2 slices of brown bread saturated in vinegar in the bin. The vinegar kills larvae, and the flies don't like the smell of vinegar. Lob another one in when you can't smell vinegar anymore.

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By *Effy-Woman
11 hours ago

Scotland

Really pleased you created this thread, OP. I was going to have fajitas for dinner but I've gone off the idea of eating for a while.

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By *enuine_J87 OP   Man
11 hours ago

Eastleigh


"Really pleased you created this thread, OP. I was going to have fajitas for dinner but I've gone off the idea of eating for a while. "

Sorry Eggy how was I to know you had such strong phobias!

This has been my favourite thread I have made, we are opposites

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By *Effy-Woman
11 hours ago

Scotland


"Really pleased you created this thread, OP. I was going to have fajitas for dinner but I've gone off the idea of eating for a while.

Sorry Eggy how was I to know you had such strong phobias!

This has been my favourite thread I have made, we are opposites"

To be fair, it's mostly my own contributions that have given me the gip 😅

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By *heron ShanMan
11 hours ago

Durham

Blokes with massive belly's walking around with no top on.

People who hold on nostril while blowing the gunk out of the other onto the path.

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman
11 hours ago

Bognor Regis

Strawberries lol the seeds do me in.

The feel of velvet makes me literally shudder.

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By *its_and_TiramisuCouple
11 hours ago

North Somerset


"Is there anything you find in daily life that is absolutely foul?

"

People who let their dogs shit right by the driver's door of your car.

The sound cats make when puking.

Marmite.

Making a coffee and then on taking the first sip, finding out the milk is off even though it's apparently still in date.

Nigel Farage.

Obi

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By *enuine_J87 OP   Man
11 hours ago

Eastleigh


"Strawberries lol the seeds do me in.

The feel of velvet makes me literally shudder.

"

I hate strawbs. Horrible taste, crunchy little seeds in a soft food urhhgg.

In fact eating anything smooth and suddenly finding a lump of something inside it can go on the list too

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By *dstefiMan
11 hours ago

Solihull


"Maggots in the wheely bin.

Same. Last summer, my bin would erupt at night with maggots. I get it jet washed now and (touch wood) hasn't happened since

Put 2 slices of brown bread saturated in vinegar in the bin. The vinegar kills larvae, and the flies don't like the smell of vinegar. Lob another one in when you can't smell vinegar anymore."

I'm trying that! Sounds very holistic.

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By *inkShyWoman
11 hours ago

near Windsor


"Maggots in the wheely bin.

Same. Last summer, my bin would erupt at night with maggots. I get it jet washed now and (touch wood) hasn't happened since

Put 2 slices of brown bread saturated in vinegar in the bin. The vinegar kills larvae, and the flies don't like the smell of vinegar. Lob another one in when you can't smell vinegar anymore.

I'm trying that! Sounds very holistic. "

You can also try cinnamon shaken all over, smells better but not as effective though!

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
11 hours ago

IPSWICH


"Strawberries lol the seeds do me in.

The feel of velvet makes me literally shudder.

"

The strawberry thing is probably trypophobia. Do you have problem small holes?

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By *dstefiMan
11 hours ago

Solihull

Have to say I have a remarkably high tolerance for most of the things people are saying make them heave.

Hairy plugholes, dirty sinks and stains on the bog, no problem, that's man's work to deal with. I wouldn't inflict that on my wife.

Very few foods gross me out. Maybe aubergines (nasty slimy things that don't even taste nice) and oysters (why anyone wants to eat briny snot is beyond me). I did once work on a fruit farm that processed cherries and berries and the smell of the emptied but as yet unwashed 50 gallon storage drums after a few days in the yard in the sun was vile beyond description. Sweet decay and fermentation.

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By *educing_EmCouple
11 hours ago

Tipperary

The sound of someone chewing with their mouth open.

The noises make my skin crawl.

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By *eorge AtazderMan
10 hours ago

Old Street 3rd/4th July

The cat bringing presents in

Chewing and drinking noises set of my misophonia

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By *uri00620Woman
8 hours ago

Croydon


"Pulling hair out of the plug hole is absolutely vile 🤢🤢🤢"

I find this oddly satisfying (only my own though mind)

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By *ools and the brainCouple
8 hours ago

couple, us we him her.

Soggy sandwiches.

Usually any sandwich with tomato, if not eaten straight away turns the bread into mushy good

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By *F25Man
8 hours ago

kent

any kind of fish juice

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By *sWyldWoman
8 hours ago

Edinburgh

Just people. I see things every day that remind me how vile some people are!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
8 hours ago

Coventry

When people leave used shitty stuff in public toilets / tampons etc wash your dam mess up like a civilised human being

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By *ools and the brainCouple
8 hours ago

couple, us we him her.


"When people leave used shitty stuff in public toilets / tampons etc wash your dam mess up like a civilised human being "

Service station toilets, where the piss is everywhere but in the toilet

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By *igerFiestaMan
8 hours ago

Huddersfield

Drinking (chewing) lumpy protein shakes.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
8 hours ago

Coventry


"When people leave used shitty stuff in public toilets / tampons etc wash your dam mess up like a civilised human being

Service station toilets, where the piss is everywhere but in the toilet "

Yeah I mean I use women’s toilets and tbh they are just as grim many times. And the shared ones in small services. The piss is everywhere as you say. Today in Greg’s I booted off stvtye staff as there was shit smeared all over the rim and sink basin. Unbelievable filth

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By *acedInLuxuryWoman
4 hours ago

Scotland

Supermarket chicken

People who have dry cracked lips

Milk ☠️

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By *oeBeansMan
4 hours ago

Derby


"Supermarket chicken

People who have dry cracked lips

Milk ☠️"

The cow type or the man type? 👀

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By *acedInLuxuryWoman
4 hours ago

Scotland


"Supermarket chicken

People who have dry cracked lips

Milk ☠️

The cow type or the man type? 👀"

The cow type 🐄🤣 always best to clear up any confusion!

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By *tarlightvoyager21Man
4 hours ago

London


"Celery"

I recently learn it not as bitter if you peel

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
3 hours ago

Bedfuck


"Is there anything you find in daily life that is absolutely foul?

For me this came about when my family had chinese food and I washed up afterwards. A random noodle of some kind ended up in the washing up bowl and wrapped around one of my fingers. For some reason this almost made me wretch.

Also wet oats randomly splattered on the side, nope"

Politicians who foul up the country and local areas.

If it ain't broke don't try and fix it.

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By *weetspicycoupleCouple
2 hours ago

sussex


"Seeing guys use a urinal in the toilet and then walk straight out. Happens at my gym all the time and I feel like I need to keep an eye out so I don't use any of the same stuff they do 🤢 I see this in pubs, then I wash my hands and it’s a pull open door that I know they just wrapped their filthy, piss and cock sweat hand around, so either hope someone else opens it or try to grab a bit of door nobody else has tainted"

I use my elbow or bottom of my top when opening doors, turning off taps etc.

I never feel clean until I wash my hands at home.

But I am a bit of a germaphobe, I was using antibacterial wipes on trolleys before covid 🤣

My husband thought I was weird, but the wipes always came away stained 🤮

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