FabSwingers.com forum: How do you get ready for a meet?

By *dstefi OP Man
20 hours ago

Solihull

I love the preparation, and given enough time (there usually is as I tend to arrange well in advance) I'll shave everywhere except my forearms; douche thoroughly so the back door's in its best possible form; a scalding hot shower; choose clean sexy lingerie and yes, admire myself in it (as unlikely as this may seem

); have a few warmup strokes to full hardness, maybe even edge myself a bit.

Then get dressed if I'm the one travelling, but stay in lingerie if they're coming to me. I have greeted meets at my hotel door in heels, stockings, suspenders, thong and bra: I find it sets a good tone for things to progress.

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By *avenwrexham75TV/TS
19 hours ago

Wrexham

I am smooth 24/7 so probably only need to do a check over and shave the bits that need it!

Then douche well, shower, moisturise and deodorant and perfume.... probably into underwear.

Put on my make up and choice of wig, finish getting dressed..final check in the mirror and either wait for the knock at the door or jump in the car and off to the meet

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
19 hours ago

Coventry

Takes me about 20 min

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By *ew2buryMan
19 hours ago

Forums.

Shit, shave. Tactical wank.

5 mins.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
19 hours ago

Kent

Mild panic, change outfit 12 times, panic a bit more, have a stiff drink to calm the adrenaline down a bit. Reapply lippy and out the door. 🤣

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
19 hours ago

Kent

"Shit, shave. Tactical wank.

5 mins. "

Thats a busy 5 minutes

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
19 hours ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

Shave everywhere in the shower, decide on how I’m doing my hair, I’m naturally curly so to have it straight takes me over a hour. Do my makeup. Change outfit about 4/5 times and then have a quick drink to settle the nerves.

Beast. Showers and gets dressed 20 mins.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
19 hours ago

Bristol

Shave/hair removal cream myself smooth.

Shower, then shave face.

Then makeup

Then outfit (ideally picked out beforehand)

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By *hinstrapMan
19 hours ago

sheffield

"Shit, shave. Tactical wank.

5 mins. "

No shower?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
19 hours ago

Bristol

"Shit, shave. Tactical wank.

5 mins.

No shower? "

He said what he said

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By *harmedAndInChargeMan
18 hours ago

"Mild panic, change outfit 12 times, panic a bit more, have a stiff drink to calm the adrenaline down a bit. Reapply lippy and out the door. 🤣"

I hope this is all very appreciated by the people you meet!

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By *harmedAndInChargeMan
18 hours ago

"Shit, shave. Tactical wank.

5 mins.

Thats a busy 5 minutes

He does all three at the same time

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By *4bimMan
18 hours ago

Farnborough Hampshire

i dont.

i turn up in the worst possible state as it can only get better from there.

she needs to know what i look like fucked!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
18 hours ago

Kent

"Mild panic, change outfit 12 times, panic a bit more, have a stiff drink to calm the adrenaline down a bit. Reapply lippy and out the door. 🤣

I hope this is all very appreciated by the people you meet!"

Id hope so. All thag panicking isn't good for my heart 🤣

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
18 hours ago

Kent

"Shit, shave. Tactical wank.

5 mins.

Thats a busy 5 minutes

He does all three at the same time "

Thats a talent

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
18 hours ago

Round the bend

I like to take my time. Have a soak in a bubble bath in the afternoon, maybe a face mask..see to any landscaping and make sure the legs are silky smooth. Get out, chill on the bed and air dry. Oil my legs and thighs up... Make up on, hair done, and spend an hour deciding what to wear, before opting for the first dress I tried on.

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By *earditallWoman
18 hours ago

Lancaster

Bath,shave all the relative parts...dry apply body butter depends on the weather and how I'm having my hair...usually do that next take longer if I have to straighten.

Take ages deciding what to wear make up dressed out the door

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By *eightsB4DatesMan
18 hours ago

north east

Remove 3 week old dead rats from rat traps

Chance urine and sweat stained bedsheets to a clean pair

Move mountain of soiled underwear from corner of bedroom out of sight

Hide crusty porn mags

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By *he MinionMan
18 hours ago

Surrey

Shower, shave, iron the shirt. Depending on the type of meet, decide what colour hat, what tongue stud, what jeans and shoes. Get dressed, splash of smelly and out the door.

Then covertly panic all the way to the actually meet.

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By *lassiccokeorpepsimaxCouple
18 hours ago

Cardiff

Ah I love getting ready. I go shower, shave first, then moisturizer and while that sinks in I dry my hair, next it's make up, then I chose the lingerie and outfit.

The make up takes the longest as I'm a perfectionist.

If a social and zero expectation of play.. I wear the most comfortable bra known to man 🤣 but otherwise.. it's all the same.

If a big social or a party for example, I plan outfit/lingerie weeks ahead of time 🫣

Mrs.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
18 hours ago

Round the bend

"Remove 3 week old dead rats from rat traps

Chance urine and sweat stained bedsheets to a clean pair

Move mountain of soiled underwear from corner of bedroom out of sight

Hide crusty porn mags "

You're a keeper

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By *uzie69xxxTV/TS
18 hours ago

Maidstone

"i dont.

i turn up in the worst possible state as it can only get better from there.

she needs to know what i look like fucked!"

Well you're a bloke... Our expectations can be low... Like we're in Tasmania low...

But blokes expect women to look like porn stars from the get go... And sometimes ask for an outfit change mid way through the evening?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
18 hours ago

North East Lincolnshire

I pretty much get everything sorted.

Clean house, tidy around, shave, shower, clothes.

C spends her time choosing what underwear she’ll wear and will try on 15 outfits…then will wear something else completely 🤣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
18 hours ago

Round the bend

"I pretty much get everything sorted.

Clean house, tidy around, shave, shower, clothes.

C spends her time choosing what underwear she’ll wear and will try on 15 outfits…then will wear something else completely 🤣

The underwear is the difficult choice

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By *aoch_scot86Man
18 hours ago

Bathgate

"Shit, shave. Tactical wank.

5 mins. "

My man 🫡

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By *eroLondonMan
18 hours ago

Mayfair

It's a ritualistic experience for me: defecate, exfoliate, trim, clip, shave, scrub, shower, groom and scent.

Then layer up with fancy-schmancy clothes and decent footwear.

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By *Effy-Woman
18 hours ago

Scotland

Get dressed, brush my hair and apply some deodorant.

If I really like them I might shower and shave my legs.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
18 hours ago

Newcastle

Day before: Full body shower, exfoliation, full body tan, pedicure.

Day of: Shower, full body shave, hair washed and deep conditioned, full body moisturised, nails, hair blow dried and styled, makeup, underwear and outfit (almost always black), jewellery, perfume.

If they’re coming to me - fresh bedding, towels and tidy round, bottle of wine/ beers/ bottled water and some posh snacks in the fridge (plus stuff for a bacon sarnie in the morning if they’re staying over). Easier to go to a hotel 😂

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By *weetspicycoupleCouple
18 hours ago

sussex

"Shit, shave. Tactical wank.

5 mins.

Thats a busy 5 minutes

He does all three at the same time "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *cott45hullMan
18 hours ago

Hull

What are these “meet” you speak of?

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By *4bimMan
18 hours ago

Farnborough Hampshire

"i dont.

i turn up in the worst possible state as it can only get better from there.

she needs to know what i look like fucked!

Well you're a bloke... Our expectations can be low... Like we're in Tasmania low...

But blokes expect women to look like porn stars from the get go... And sometimes ask for an outfit change mid way through the evening?"

no i dont need her to look like a porn star.

whatever shes comfortable in if meeting for a drink. the show can come another time.

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By *anielleCD94TV/TS
18 hours ago

Cheshire

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By *gly duck cdTV/TS
18 hours ago

middlesbrough

"Shit, shave. Tactical wank.

5 mins.

Thats a busy 5 minutes

He does all three at the same time "

That’s like patting your head and rubbing at the same time, great coordination or muscle memory

I’m fully waxed ,so shower and douche, wash and blow dry hair , spend a age trying to get the makeup right ,pick multiple outfits and get ready to face my meet

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By *ew2buryMan
17 hours ago

Forums.

"Shit, shave. Tactical wank.

5 mins.

My man 🫡"
I can also breathe through my ears. 😂

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By *enuine_J87Man
17 hours ago

Eastleigh

Always had the same tactic

SHower

SHit

SHave

Then after they run off screaming watch SHawSHank redemption

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By *ynamite500Man
17 hours ago

Angus

"Shit, shave. Tactical wank.

5 mins.

Thats a busy 5 minutes

He does all three at the same time "

He does what any bloke would do...heel it down the plug hole!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *eepshow1Man
17 hours ago

London

Day before: Full body shower, exfoliation, full body tan, pedicure.

Day of: Shower, full body shave, hair washed and deep conditioned, full body moisturised, nails, hair blow dried and styled, makeup, underwear and outfit (almost always black), jewellery, perfume.

Blimey. I hope they show up after all that!!

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By *astManOnEarthMan
17 hours ago

nowhere

By putting my foot in it and not getting offered it to start with

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By *eliWoman
17 hours ago

Stare at the wardrobe hoping an outfit will appear.

When that doesn't work, send photos to a squirrel for advice.

Everything shower. Attempt to tame hair.

Contemplate staying in because it's a lot of effort.

Wank, don't come. Leave the house.

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By *actile TensionMan
17 hours ago

Sussex

Scrub my hands n nail then scrub them again. Trim my pubes to try make my penis look as big as possible. Bic my head, Wash, and scrub my hands n nails again.

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By *lackadderMan
17 hours ago

Eastbourne

If I ever get one I’ll let you know but I can’t imagine it will be any different from my grooming regime..

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By *WB85Man
17 hours ago

Staffordshire

Choose outfit based on what type of meet it is.

Shave...face and bits.

Really hot shower scrubbing myself until spotless.

Skincare, deodorant, aftershave.

Brush teeth and tongue thoroughly.

Done.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
16 hours ago

cardiff

I dont do 'meets'. But for a date, shower, make-up. Done.

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By *tandardIssueNerdMan
15 hours ago

Telford

Wake up from the dream. I knew it was too good to be true!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
15 hours ago

The Big Smoke

"Shit, shave. Tactical wank.

5 mins. "

^^ this 👍🏻

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
15 hours ago

Chester

When I get ready to see TheBF, TheHusband helps me get ready, he packs my bag with underwear, heels, toys etc, then I cage TheHusband up and go spend the day in bed with TheBF.

When I come home, TheHusband cleans me up and reclaims me 😈

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
15 hours ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

"When I get ready to see TheBF, TheHusband helps me get ready, he packs my bag with underwear, heels, toys etc, then I cage TheHusband up and go spend the day in bed with TheBF.

When I come home, TheHusband cleans me up and reclaims me 😈 "

I love this dynamic that you three have

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By *adame BootsTV/TS
15 hours ago

Tetbury

If one of my fellas wants ws then it starts the day before, pineapple juice, no alcohol, lots of water and on the day mayking sure that my pee can be as nice as possible.

Then the usual shower, shave, drink more water, make up and clothes.

Then more to drink so that I am almost bursting as I gently and lovingly fuck his face.

Then the release. Pee as much as I can, watch him cum hands free as my pee hits him.

Yeah, takes a while

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By *hinstrapMan
14 hours ago

sheffield

"What are these “meet” you speak of?"

It's the myth...

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By *eekaboo BellyMan
14 hours ago

Bradford

"Shit, shave. Tactical wank.

5 mins. "

Yep. Only way to get ready

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman
7 hours ago

Bognor Regis

Takes me a little while,I actually enjoy tbe process.

An everything shower, the women know what that means.

Face, hair, lingerie then something over the top typically a dress if I'm meeting them somewhere. If they're coming to me I typically just do lingerie.

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By *vaRoseWoman
7 hours ago

Ankh-Morpork

I like to take my time

Plan in advance. I love the build up. The teasing, and the anticipation.

Then there’s the day before… packing my bag, selecting toys, lingerie, clothes. Beauty prep with hair oils, full body exfoliation, body oils, face masks, manicure and pedicure.

On the day there’s the everything shower, moisturising, makeup, hair, lingerie. I like the ritual of getting dressed ready then heading out the door to whichever hotel we are meeting in. I enjoy that all.

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
6 hours ago

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Wash my balls, brush my teeth, chuck on some tidy clothes with a spurt of deodorant and aftershave. Sorted.

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By *ootyfruityCouple
6 hours ago

andover

Quick wet wipe and a tictac, what could go wrong

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By *erbysGentMan
6 hours ago

Ilkeston

Trim below, shower, brush teeth, spray some nice smellies on, double check condom is in wallet, pray to the flying spaghetti monster that the meet doesn't get cancelled

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By *laytime_13Woman
3 hours ago

Lincs

It's definitely the choosing what to wear that takes the longest

Shower/shave/make up is the easy bit!

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By *ools1964Man
3 hours ago

Swadlincote

Shower douch & aftershave, that's about all the prep I do, what more is necessary ?

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By *rHotNottsMan
3 hours ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I sacrifice a buffalo, recite ancient texts, burn some incense and pray to the big smiley cow in the sky that my willy will get hard and spunky.

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By *a LunaWoman
3 hours ago

Wales

"I sacrifice a buffalo, recite ancient texts, burn some incense and pray to the big smiley cow in the sky that my willy will get hard and spunky.

Oooo what incense? I could do with some more 🤔

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By *rHotNottsMan
3 hours ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I sacrifice a buffalo, recite ancient texts, burn some incense and pray to the big smiley cow in the sky that my willy will get hard and spunky.

Oooo what incense? I could do with some more 🤔"

I'm really liking Oud Mabthooth, it's Bakhoor so you need a little burner , but it works, Smily Cow approved.

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By *lpine12Couple
2 hours ago

BARMOUTH

Bath !!!!

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By *awtybikerMan
2 hours ago

Barnoldswick

Shower, shave, pick out what I’m wearing, and set off on plenty of time

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 hours ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Takes me about 20 min "

Yes, because you look flipping spectacular! Some of us need work to look human 😄🖤

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By *ifelover999Man
2 hours ago

Eastbourne

"What are these “meet” you speak of?

It's the myth...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 hours ago

Crumpet Castle

Take me togs off and slap a lump of lard on me bits......

bit of fanny juice behind each ear and .....

sorted!

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By *ifelover999Man
2 hours ago

Eastbourne

"Take me togs off and slap a lump of lard on me bits......

bit of fanny juice behind each ear and .....

sorted!"

And they say romance is dead

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 hours ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Pick out an outfit.

Full body shave to update my smoothness - depending on how long I've waited since last time this can be 20 minutes to an hour.

Hot bath, and shave any bits I've missed.

Thorough douche. Then back in the bath quickly to clean off.

Dry and powder. Deodorant and perfume.

Get dressed.

Makeup.

Apply wig. (This is where a really feel like Davina).

Ta-daaaaa (1.5 to 3 hours)

🧛🏻‍♀️💋

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By *mf123Man
1 hour ago

with one foot out the door

Polish my dick with lemon pledge

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By *opman121Man
58 minutes ago

stoke on Trent

Shower shave public hair and clean the teeth mouth wash dress to in press plenty of deodorant and after shave job done ?

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By *rHotNottsMan
55 minutes ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Take me togs off and slap a lump of lard on me bits......

bit of fanny juice behind each ear and .....

sorted!"

Made me wet reading that

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
46 minutes ago

Round the bend

"Take me togs off and slap a lump of lard on me bits......

bit of fanny juice behind each ear and .....

sorted!"

Made me moist, GC. Not gonna lie.

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By *ifelover999Man
38 minutes ago

Eastbourne

"Take me togs off and slap a lump of lard on me bits......

bit of fanny juice behind each ear and .....

sorted!

Made me moist, GC. Not gonna lie. "

What dont

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By *napologeticallyUS55Couple
7 minutes ago

Ipswich

We really enjoy showering, shaving and choosing what to wear. Getting ready is an event and a turn on in itself. X

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