FabSwingers.com forum: People iks with profiles they read

By *heekyGent78 OP Man
2 days ago

West Yorkshire

What are your iks when looking at a profile ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *enelope2UWoman
2 days ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Dick only pics

No profile text

Shadow images

Will complete later

Kink survey results

Partner knows/partner doesn't know

Must be discreet

Looking for fun

........ The icks grow by the minute

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Nothing but cock pics or messy backgrounds etc

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dstefiMan
2 days ago

Solihull

If it's all close up genital pics and nothing else (male or female but let's be frank, guys are the main offenders).

It's a cock dude and mine looks nicer so you're gonna need to sell the deal a bit better to get me interested.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ympho6969Woman
2 days ago

glasgow

Men referring to themselves as bulls, alphas, daddy etc.

Any mention of feet or toes.

Age range 18 to 99 (screams I'd fuck anything if offered)

Little to no photos, or only cock photos.

Photos with women in action shots. I doubt 99% of men have permission to share them here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *gent CoulsonMan
2 days ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

420 friendly puts me off straight away, cant stand the smell

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ophieslutTV/TS
2 days ago

Central

Pretty much everything already said

I'll add the pics that become like jigsaw puzzle pieces and I'm forced trying to guess what someone looks like as a whole human

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *couseBaldyMan
2 days ago

Liverpool

i don't know why but when a profile has loads of pictures like 100+ it puts me off.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anda and CatCouple
2 days ago

All close ups of genital pictures,

couples profiles with only pictures of the man.

Despite them, winking, messages and fabing our pictures it's blatantly obvious we're not compatible and they've obviously not read our profile.

Fill in later profiles

And the disclaimer at the end of profiles.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *urry BlokeMan
2 days ago

Flaccid cocks and spiders legs ballbag pubes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *parkle1974Woman
2 days ago

Leeds

Gaping orifices

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dstefiMan
2 days ago

Solihull

"couples profiles with only pictures of the man"

Being bi myself (fully bi, I like sex with men and women, not fab-bi or curious) couples profiles with only the woman pictured also annoy me. I mean if you're going to meet them the Mr is likely going to be around so it's nice to know if he looks like a troll or not too.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 days ago

Round the bend

Action shots/videos

Dirty unkempt backgrounds

Gaping anything

Creampies

Dogging pics

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 days ago

Round the bend

Cumshots

Toilet pics

Pubic hair that resembles a birds nest

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *kphooey43Man
2 days ago

Barnet

"Cumshots

Toilet pics

Pubic hair that resembles a birds nest "

Not a twitcher than?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 days ago

Chester

No profile pic

Dickpic as a profile pic

Public dickpix

Friends pics are just dickpix

Action shots

Gaping pics

No text in bio

Age limit 18 - 99

If they're shorter than me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *yprusdreamWoman
2 days ago

Cyprus

"No profile pic

Dickpic as a profile pic

Public dickpix

Friends pics are just dickpix

Action shots

Gaping pics

No text in bio

Age limit 18 - 99

If they're shorter than me

All these and "i won't bite unless you want me to" 🤢

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *smith87Man
2 days ago

totton

Couples profile when just all women- clearly fake

Open pussy pic then say no dick pics -erm double standards

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 days ago

Round the bend

"Cumshots

Toilet pics

Pubic hair that resembles a birds nest

Not a twitcher than?"

No 🤣🤣🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *erdyHollyTV/TS
2 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

Fun person looking for fun people for fun.

Emojis instead of a face

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 days ago

Chester

"Fun person looking for fun people for fun.

Emojis instead of a face"

I got chatting to a bloke who sent me a pic with his first message of him with an emoji over his face, I royally took the mick and we ended up having a good chat

He asked me for a pic of me. So I sent him one.... With an emoji over my face 😂

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *WB85Man
2 days ago

Staffordshire

Graphic verifications that they choose to display.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hineasMan
2 days ago

Washington services (Monday night)

“READ THE PROFILE” followed by a wall of text that’s usually poorly written, repetitive and completely at odds with the verifications.

“To prove you’ve read the profile, put gonorrhea in your message.”

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iver78Man
2 days ago

barton upon humber

Gapping orifice

Body fluids in said orifice

The words owned or master in the re profile

List of must haves

Any profile that has the words " move along or which states there inbox is full lol

The last one is a recent one but its getting common ! Do they know even a women with a blank profile literally get hundreds lol its not a competion there ever gonna get a medal for

Ohh and ones were people use words that No one actually uses in a normal conversion!! They just look patronizing lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *urry BlokeMan
2 days ago

Pics that look they've been pulled straight out of a 'scene of crime' documentary

A headless, limp limbed, fleshy, naked body laid out on a bed with no other points of reference

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ann38Man
2 days ago

always on the move

A novel of a bio…. I don’t want to copy and paste your bio into AI and ask it to summarise it lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 days ago

Chester

"A novel of a bio…. I don’t want to copy and paste your bio into AI and ask it to summarise it lol"

Oooo! Oooo! Do mine! 😂

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 days ago

Chester

"“READ THE PROFILE” followed by a wall of text that’s usually poorly written, repetitive and completely at odds with the verifications.

“To prove you’ve read the profile, put gonorrhea in your message.” "

gonorrhea 😉

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tandardIssueNerdMan
2 days ago

Telford

"snow" or "sesh" mentioned (bonus points for asking for some snow)

Anything that talks about spoiling

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ann38Man
2 days ago

always on the move

Ok honestly you’re on the verge of writing PTO the end… it’s well written though and out of fear that the eyes on you profile pic stare into the heart of my dark soul I’ll allow it, just because it’s you, C+ could do better

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anielleCD94TV/TS
2 days ago

Cheshire

Definitely "will fill out later". If I read that I lose interest almost immediately xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eekySweetheartWoman
2 days ago

Hampshire

No info aside from "if you want to know anything just ask"

Solo guys profiles with women on (consent?)

Close up pre cum photos/ stringing it off the finger 🤢

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *each needs some creamWoman
1 day ago

Ilfracombe

Couples profile where there is only photos of the woman and no pictures of the man.

Excuses that they can't post pictures of the man

He has recognisable tattoos

Discrete because of his job

She's better looking

When in reality the guy is using photos of the current/past partner to make a couples profile to get around filters.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eautifully TwistedWoman
1 day ago

Bognor Regis

No actual profile.

No pics or just cock pics.

Couple profiles no pics of him just her genitals lol.

Arrogance, demanding lists.

Many things lol.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iomedgal91Woman
1 day ago

Cornwall

No text in the bio

Really bad spelling

Stating in your profile that you will be the best shag I've ever had

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hinstrapMan
1 day ago

sheffield

"No profile pic

Dickpic as a profile pic

Public dickpix

Friends pics are just dickpix

Action shots

Gaping pics

No text in bio

Age limit 18 - 99

If they're shorter than me

All these and "i won't bite unless you want me to" 🤢"

Sorry I must try harder

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
1 day ago

Would love someone to review mine?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he MinionMan
1 day ago

Surrey

If they're shorter than me

And there was me thinking we would be going to gigs together and then bed together 😭😭

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
1 day ago

Manchester (she/her)

Andrew Tate fans

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread