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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend

Gooood morning! The kitchen is open!

Please come in and make yourself comfy!

It's forecast to be another scorcher, so clothes are optional. There will be no frowning upon nakedness in this establishment!! 👙 💦

Again, it is just continental today, so please don't be giving me the full English BS, as I may offend.

Oh, and don't forget to tell us your Sunday plans 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞

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By *ew1231000Man
2 days ago

Hullbridge, Essex

May I please have a coffee?

Sunday plans are chilled today, got to pop out to get a few bits but thats about it.

Any plans?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
2 days ago

Kent

Good morning.

A nice cup of strong tea and some fruit will do lovely. I dont really eat breakfast.

No plans, saving myself for next weekend

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By *akedOrangeMan
2 days ago

Oxford

Just a water and a chat

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By *H7in5Man
2 days ago

Chesterfield

I will have a black americano and sausage butty. Before i head to watch a T20 cricket match

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"May I please have a coffee?

Sunday plans are chilled today, got to pop out to get a few bits but thats about it.

Any plans?"

Of course you may. It's just too hot for anything isn't it! No plans for me today. Still recovering from feeling unwell yesterday

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning.

A nice cup of strong tea and some fruit will do lovely. I dont really eat breakfast.

No plans, saving myself for next weekend "

Oooh that sounds exciting!!! Wanna spill?!

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
2 days ago

Your to do list

Morning decaf tea 1 sugar and milk please.

Dropping our son to the Metallica concert later, so will have the house to ourselves this evening 😊✨️

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By *cott45hullMan
2 days ago

Hull

Good morning

Can I pre order a cappuccino and a Hama nd cheese panini please for 12:00?

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Just a water and a chat "

Would you like some ice in that sir?

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By *ew1231000Man
2 days ago

Hullbridge, Essex


"May I please have a coffee?

Sunday plans are chilled today, got to pop out to get a few bits but thats about it.

Any plans?

Of course you may. It's just too hot for anything isn't it! No plans for me today. Still recovering from feeling unwell yesterday "

Ye definitely too hot for anything!

Hope you have a speedy recovery. Why dont you sit down and ill bring you a tea or coffee instead?

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By *ifelover999Man
2 days ago

Eastbourne

Can i have a strong coffee i suffer this place today

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning decaf tea 1 sugar and milk please.

Dropping our son to the Metallica concert later, so will have the house to ourselves this evening 😊✨️"

Coming up!! Enjoy your 'you' time.x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
2 days ago

Kent


"Good morning.

A nice cup of strong tea and some fruit will do lovely. I dont really eat breakfast.

No plans, saving myself for next weekend

Oooh that sounds exciting!!! Wanna spill?! "

Next Sunday us my birthday. On Saturday im going to Ramsgate to meet a friend for lunch/cocktails then after meeting a guy ive been chatting to for a while x

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"I will have a black americano and sausage butty. Before i head to watch a T20 cricket match"

1 americano coming up, but you can sing for the sausage butty

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By *he MinionMan
2 days ago

Surrey

May I please have 2 strong white coffees, Mrs W?

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning

Can I pre order a cappuccino and a Hama nd cheese panini please for 12:00?"

Good morning cheeky. Of course you can

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By *oop87Man
2 days ago

Salisbury


"Gooood morning! The kitchen is open!

Please come in and make yourself comfy!

It's forecast to be another scorcher, so clothes are optional. There will be no frowning upon nakedness in this establishment!! 👙 💦

Again, it is just continental today, so please don't be giving me the full English BS, as I may offend.

Oh, and don't forget to tell us your Sunday plans 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞"

Ill cum for a coffee..regardless of the weather i bet its too hot too keep my clothes on in your house

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By *om in CyprusMan
2 days ago

Ayia Napa

iced caramel frappe.

then swimming naked in the pool to cool down .

out for Sunday dinner Cypriot style then I'll

be looking at profiles for future opportunities to meet sending love to all from Cyprus 🇨🇾 💕

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Can i have a strong coffee i suffer this place today "

Pffft. I suppose so 🙄

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By *art1968Man
2 days ago

stafford

Good morning, the rain has stopped me carrying on with fence painting so it’s an Americano with a little milk for me please x

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By *liceWalkerTV/TS
2 days ago

Nuneaton

One lady grey, and a caramel frappacinobplease

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By *om in CyprusMan
2 days ago

Ayia Napa


"Good morning.

A nice cup of strong tea and some fruit will do lovely. I dont really eat breakfast.

No plans, saving myself for next weekend "

whats happening next week?

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By *akedOrangeMan
2 days ago

Oxford


"Just a water and a chat

Would you like some ice in that sir?"

Well yes that would be lovely please and thank you

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By *ifelover999Man
2 days ago

Eastbourne


"Can i have a strong coffee i suffer this place today

Pffft. I suppose so 🙄"

I would say dont spit in it but u always swallow

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning.

A nice cup of strong tea and some fruit will do lovely. I dont really eat breakfast.

No plans, saving myself for next weekend

Oooh that sounds exciting!!! Wanna spill?!

Next Sunday us my birthday. On Saturday im going to Ramsgate to meet a friend for lunch/cocktails then after meeting a guy ive been chatting to for a while x"

That sounds like a great weekend!! X

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
2 days ago

Glos

Good morning.

Iced latte for me as I’m still too hot for warm drinks.

No plans here today, Sundays are my nothing days.

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By *H7in5Man
2 days ago

Chesterfield

Can I ask where my order is?

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"May I please have a coffee?

Sunday plans are chilled today, got to pop out to get a few bits but thats about it.

Any plans?

Of course you may. It's just too hot for anything isn't it! No plans for me today. Still recovering from feeling unwell yesterday

Ye definitely too hot for anything!

Hope you have a speedy recovery. Why dont you sit down and ill bring you a tea or coffee instead?"

Aww thank you. Feeling much more human today! Too kind 😊

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By *iscreetfunin24Man
2 days ago

Halesowen

Black coffee and pancakes, lemon and sugar please x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
2 days ago

Kent


"Good morning.

A nice cup of strong tea and some fruit will do lovely. I dont really eat breakfast.

No plans, saving myself for next weekend

Oooh that sounds exciting!!! Wanna spill?!

Next Sunday us my birthday. On Saturday im going to Ramsgate to meet a friend for lunch/cocktails then after meeting a guy ive been chatting to for a while x

That sounds like a great weekend!! X"

I hope so 😈

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By *hunkymonkey81Man
2 days ago

Sheffield

Need strong coffee

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"May I please have 2 strong white coffees, Mrs W?

"

Anything for you, sunshine ☕☕

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By *ew1231000Man
2 days ago

Hullbridge, Essex


"May I please have a coffee?

Sunday plans are chilled today, got to pop out to get a few bits but thats about it.

Any plans?

Of course you may. It's just too hot for anything isn't it! No plans for me today. Still recovering from feeling unwell yesterday

Ye definitely too hot for anything!

Hope you have a speedy recovery. Why dont you sit down and ill bring you a tea or coffee instead?

Aww thank you. Feeling much more human today! Too kind 😊"

Glad to hear it!!

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By *ifelover999Man
2 days ago

Eastbourne


"Good morning.

Iced latte for me as I’m still too hot for warm drinks.

No plans here today, Sundays are my nothing days. "

I will hand deliver hers👆🤣

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Gooood morning! The kitchen is open!

Please come in and make yourself comfy!

It's forecast to be another scorcher, so clothes are optional. There will be no frowning upon nakedness in this establishment!! 👙 💦

Again, it is just continental today, so please don't be giving me the full English BS, as I may offend.

Oh, and don't forget to tell us your Sunday plans 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞

Ill cum for a coffee..regardless of the weather i bet its too hot too keep my clothes on in your house "

You can leave those at the door and come in for a coffee

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"iced caramel frappe.

then swimming naked in the pool to cool down .

out for Sunday dinner Cypriot style then I'll

be looking at profiles for future opportunities to meet sending love to all from Cyprus 🇨🇾 💕 "

Now that does sound like a lovely Sunday. Enjoy

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Can i have a strong coffee i suffer this place today

Pffft. I suppose so 🙄

I would say dont spit in it but u always swallow "

None of that sexual harassment or I'll ban you again

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By *ifelover999Man
2 days ago

Eastbourne


"Can i have a strong coffee i suffer this place today

Pffft. I suppose so 🙄

I would say dont spit in it but u always swallow

None of that sexual harassment or I'll ban you again "

Blah blah blah

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
2 days ago

Lincolnshire

Good Morning everyone

Id like a coffee please, nothing to eat.

I'll be cooking a Sunday roast later today and I've made a trifle. No plans to do much else as its still too warm for me 🥵

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning.

Iced latte for me as I’m still too hot for warm drinks.

No plans here today, Sundays are my nothing days. "

I love nothing days

Hot drinks are you supposed to cool you down more than cold drinks.

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By *om in CyprusMan
2 days ago

Ayia Napa


"iced caramel frappe.

then swimming naked in the pool to cool down .

out for Sunday dinner Cypriot style then I'll

be looking at profiles for future opportunities to meet sending love to all from Cyprus 🇨🇾 💕

Now that does sound like a lovely Sunday. Enjoy "

thank you and enjoy yours there's a warm welcome if you come over 🤞🇨🇾😎😉 just saying

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By *oop87Man
2 days ago

Salisbury


"Can i have a strong coffee i suffer this place today

Pffft. I suppose so 🙄

I would say dont spit in it but u always swallow

None of that sexual harassment or I'll ban you again "

Just imagine the reality of telling me to undress before coming into your house naked lol. Prob be red faced and hard with anticipation hehe

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By *eliWoman
2 days ago

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Don't really fancy catching whatever was* making you ill but I'll leave you a bottle of water.

*hope it's a was and you're feeling a lot better now. 🩷

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Can I ask where my order is?"

So sorry for the delay. Had to stop to take some layers off after having to put the grill on for your damn sausages 😘

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By *tormQueenWoman
2 days ago

All over the place

Iced latte for me please...im just back from the gym and it was 🥵🥵

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By *om in CyprusMan
2 days ago

Ayia Napa


"Good Morning everyone

Id like a coffee please, nothing to eat.

I'll be cooking a Sunday roast later today and I've made a trifle. No plans to do much else as its still too warm for me 🥵"

Trifle yummy yummy 😋

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Black coffee and pancakes, lemon and sugar please x"

Ooh good choice with the pancakes

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By *ifelover999Man
2 days ago

Eastbourne

Before u make it are u feeling better 🤭

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good Morning everyone

Id like a coffee please, nothing to eat.

I'll be cooking a Sunday roast later today and I've made a trifle. No plans to do much else as its still too warm for me 🥵"

Good morning lovely. I can't believe you're cooking a roast in this heat. What a warrior!! I don't think I could eat it, but would totally smash the trifle 🤤🤤🤤

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Don't really fancy catching whatever was* making you ill but I'll leave you a bottle of water.

*hope it's a was and you're feeling a lot better now. 🩷"

Thank you lovely 🫶🏼 Compared to yesterday, I feel amazing. Enjoy your Sunday x

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Iced latte for me please...im just back from the gym and it was 🥵🥵"

Coming up lovely. I can't do the gym in the winter, never mind this heat 🤣🤣

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By *cott45hullMan
2 days ago

Hull


"Good morning

Can I pre order a cappuccino and a Hama nd cheese panini please for 12:00?

Good morning cheeky. Of course you can "

Do I need an order number for when I collect or will you ‘just know’

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
2 days ago

Reading

Decaf tea for me please, and a couple of those mini danish pastries so I can eat lots of them but the calories don’t count as they are only little!

Off shopping later on as I have a job interview and wedding to go this week and despite a full wardrobe, have nothing to wear.

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning

Can I pre order a cappuccino and a Hama nd cheese panini please for 12:00?

Good morning cheeky. Of course you can

Do I need an order number for when I collect or will you ‘just know’"

I'll know 😉

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Decaf tea for me please, and a couple of those mini danish pastries so I can eat lots of them but the calories don’t count as they are only little!

Off shopping later on as I have a job interview and wedding to go this week and despite a full wardrobe, have nothing to wear."

Oh yes those little ones dont count at all 🤣🤣

Good luck for the interview 🤞🏼

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By *he MinionMan
2 days ago

Surrey


"May I please have 2 strong white coffees, Mrs W?

Anything for you, sunshine ☕☕"

Anything ?

You may enjoy (or mkre likely regret) that statement 😈

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By *awtybikerMan
2 days ago

Barnoldswick

A vanilla iced latte for me today please.

Don’t need any breakfast as I’m still full from the pizza I had last night

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"May I please have 2 strong white coffees, Mrs W?

Anything for you, sunshine ☕☕

Anything ?

You may enjoy (or mkre likely regret) that statement 😈"

😈😈

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"A vanilla iced latte for me today please.

Don’t need any breakfast as I’m still full from the pizza I had last night"

Morning smiler. You ate all the pizza? Can't beat left overs for brekkie x

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By *H7in5Man
2 days ago

Chesterfield


"Can I ask where my order is?

So sorry for the delay. Had to stop to take some layers off after having to put the grill on for your damn sausages 😘"

What is on offer instead of sausages?

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By *adyBugsWoman
2 days ago

not local even if it says I am

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By *adyBugsWoman
2 days ago

not local even if it says I am

Tea the colour of He-Man please, the cartoon not the new film version

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Can I ask where my order is?

So sorry for the delay. Had to stop to take some layers off after having to put the grill on for your damn sausages 😘

What is on offer instead of sausages?"

I've cooked your sausages now 😘

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Tea the colour of He-Man please, the cartoon not the new film version "

Sure. Help yourself to the complimentary biscuits

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By *awtybikerMan
2 days ago

Barnoldswick


"A vanilla iced latte for me today please.

Don’t need any breakfast as I’m still full from the pizza I had last night

Morning smiler. You ate all the pizza? Can't beat left overs for brekkie x"

Maybe that’s the real reason I don’t want breakfast, there were 2 slices left over, there isn’t now 🤣

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By *hunderaceMan
2 days ago

Dudley

Good moaning Wolves, have you any of my special tea bags in you?

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good moaning Wolves, have you any of my special tea bags in you? "

Good morning gorgeous. I sure do. I may need a hand dispensing one though.

The usual boobie cup? 💋

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"A vanilla iced latte for me today please.

Don’t need any breakfast as I’m still full from the pizza I had last night

Morning smiler. You ate all the pizza? Can't beat left overs for brekkie x

Maybe that’s the real reason I don’t want breakfast, there were 2 slices left over, there isn’t now 🤣"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *H7in5Man
2 days ago

Chesterfield


"Can I ask where my order is?

So sorry for the delay. Had to stop to take some layers off after having to put the grill on for your damn sausages 😘

What is on offer instead of sausages?

I've cooked your sausages now 😘"

What would you like as a thank you?

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Can I ask where my order is?

So sorry for the delay. Had to stop to take some layers off after having to put the grill on for your damn sausages 😘

What is on offer instead of sausages?

I've cooked your sausages now 😘

What would you like as a thank you?

"

Surprise me

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By *ifelover999Man
2 days ago

Eastbourne

Bloody surprise me.and serve a coffee

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By *hunderaceMan
2 days ago

Dudley


"Good moaning Wolves, have you any of my special tea bags in you?

Good morning gorgeous. I sure do. I may need a hand dispensing one though.

The usual boobie cup? 💋"

Boobie cup indeed thanks, now hold still... lol x

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By *oung bull2026Man
2 days ago

london

Morning, can I have a cappuccino and a bacon barm please x

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By *inja 636Man
2 days ago

Grays

Sorry im late but would love a coffee feel free to add cream

Watching moto gp and housework x

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By *gent CoulsonMan
2 days ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Can I get a caramel latte and cinnamon roll, befe I have to go to work x

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning, can I have a cappuccino and a bacon barm please x"

No bacon on the menu today but you can have the cappuccino

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Sorry im late but would love a coffee feel free to add cream

Watching moto gp and housework x"

No apologies needed. Can you come and do mine afterwards?

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Can I get a caramel latte and cinnamon roll, befe I have to go to work x"

You sure can x

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By *ifelover999Man
2 days ago

Eastbourne

Service sucks in here she diasappears

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By *gly duck cdTV/TS
2 days ago

middlesbrough

If I can trouble for a good strong cup of tea with 2 sugars please

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Service sucks in here she diasappears "

Stop messaging me then

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"If I can trouble for a good strong cup of tea with 2 sugars please "

You most certainly can. Please excuse the riffraff this morning

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By *ifelover999Man
2 days ago

Eastbourne


"Service sucks in here she diasappears

Stop messaging me then "

Sssssshhhhhh🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

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By *astManOnEarthMan
2 days ago

nowhere

I'm good thanks I just got my own

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By *ifelover999Man
2 days ago

Eastbourne


"If I can trouble for a good strong cup of tea with 2 sugars please

You most certainly can. Please excuse the riffraff this morning "

🖕

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 days ago

Hatfield

Can I get a cup of nice breakfast tea please …. Thank you

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By *ifelover999Man
2 days ago

Eastbourne


"Can I get a cup of nice breakfast tea please …. Thank you "

Good luck

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By *onjoliveMan
2 days ago

South Coast

Afternoon…am I too late for a cup of something hot….

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 days ago

Hatfield


"Can I get a cup of nice breakfast tea please …. Thank you

Good luck "

Service a bit slow is it .. that will be Mr W giving Mrs W a stiff talking to in the kitchen…. With clothes optional today it could be a very stiff talking to

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By *ifelover999Man
2 days ago

Eastbourne


"Can I get a cup of nice breakfast tea please …. Thank you

Good luck

Service a bit slow is it .. that will be Mr W giving Mrs W a stiff talking to in the kitchen…. With clothes optional today it could be a very stiff talking to

"

Or wolvette being a lazy bitch

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Can I get a cup of nice breakfast tea please …. Thank you "

Of course you can, Sir. Take a seat and I'll be right with you

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Afternoon…am I too late for a cup of something hot…."

You're never too late for something hot. What are you desiring today?

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Can I get a cup of nice breakfast tea please …. Thank you

Good luck

Service a bit slow is it .. that will be Mr W giving Mrs W a stiff talking to in the kitchen…. With clothes optional today it could be a very stiff talking to

Or wolvette being a lazy bitch "

Oi. I'm you're favourite bitch.

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By *ifelover999Man
2 days ago

Eastbourne


"Can I get a cup of nice breakfast tea please …. Thank you

Good luck

Service a bit slow is it .. that will be Mr W giving Mrs W a stiff talking to in the kitchen…. With clothes optional today it could be a very stiff talking to

Or wolvette being a lazy bitch

Oi. I'm you're favourite bitch. "

Another nickname

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 days ago

Hatfield

6 mins for me tea that’s not bad service…..

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"6 mins for me tea that’s not bad service….."

Exactly. And I left the biscuit barrel for you to have a dunk.

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By *b40Man
2 days ago

lisburn


"Gooood morning! The kitchen is open!

Please come in and make yourself comfy!

It's forecast to be another scorcher, so clothes are optional. There will be no frowning upon nakedness in this establishment!! 👙 💦

Again, it is just continental today, so please don't be giving me the full English BS, as I may offend.

Oh, and don't forget to tell us your Sunday plans 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞"

Could I have one of your beautiful smiles

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By *ifelover999Man
2 days ago

Eastbourne


"6 mins for me tea that’s not bad service….."

Thats a miracle

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Gooood morning! The kitchen is open!

Please come in and make yourself comfy!

It's forecast to be another scorcher, so clothes are optional. There will be no frowning upon nakedness in this establishment!! 👙 💦

Again, it is just continental today, so please don't be giving me the full English BS, as I may offend.

Oh, and don't forget to tell us your Sunday plans 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞

Could I have one of your beautiful smiles "

My darling, I always have one for you ❤️

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"I'm good thanks I just got my own "

Ok moody bum 😘

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By *ust4LifeXXCouple
2 days ago

Liverpool


"Gooood morning! The kitchen is open!

Please come in and make yourself comfy!

It's forecast to be another scorcher, so clothes are optional. There will be no frowning upon nakedness in this establishment!! 👙 💦

Again, it is just continental today, so please don't be giving me the full English BS, as I may offend.

Oh, and don't forget to tell us your Sunday plans 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞"

Surprise me with a drink please. I’m easily pleased 😉.

I’m chilling and doing my garden today 💐

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 days ago

Hatfield


"6 mins for me tea that’s not bad service…..

Exactly. And I left the biscuit barrel for you to have a dunk. "

Ooo err missus … you know your way to man’s heart

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Gooood morning! The kitchen is open!

Please come in and make yourself comfy!

It's forecast to be another scorcher, so clothes are optional. There will be no frowning upon nakedness in this establishment!! 👙 💦

Again, it is just continental today, so please don't be giving me the full English BS, as I may offend.

Oh, and don't forget to tell us your Sunday plans 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞

Surprise me with a drink please. I’m easily pleased 😉.

I’m chilling and doing my garden today 💐"

Two caramel iced lattes for you both 😀

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By *cott45hullMan
2 days ago

Hull


"Good morning

Can I pre order a cappuccino and a Hama nd cheese panini please for 12:00?

Good morning cheeky. Of course you can

Do I need an order number for when I collect or will you ‘just know’

I'll know 😉"

Sorry I’m late but amazing how you’ve kept everything the perfect temperature and still tastes amazing

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By *runkOnLustMan
2 days ago

West Yorkshire

Just a double shot of espresso for me please

No sugar, but happy with a sweet kiss from you instead Mrs wolves

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By *delight1997Man
2 days ago

Torquay

A nice cup of coffee with 1 sugar please

Sunday plans are pretty relaxed today which is a blessing

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By *owmanytimesMan
2 days ago

derby

I’m trying to go no sugar so just tea with milk please

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 days ago

Troublesville

Afternoon Wolves

I trust your Sunday is going well.

Any chance of an OJ and a bacon butty pretty please

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning

Can I pre order a cappuccino and a Hama nd cheese panini please for 12:00?

Good morning cheeky. Of course you can

Do I need an order number for when I collect or will you ‘just know’

I'll know 😉

Sorry I’m late but amazing how you’ve kept everything the perfect temperature and still tastes amazing"

You're welcome. But what about the food? 😂

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Just a double shot of espresso for me please

No sugar, but happy with a sweet kiss from you instead Mrs wolves "

Double espresso and a cheeky kiss coming right up for you 😘

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By *cott45hullMan
2 days ago

Hull


"Good morning

Can I pre order a cappuccino and a Hama nd cheese panini please for 12:00?

Good morning cheeky. Of course you can

Do I need an order number for when I collect or will you ‘just know’

I'll know 😉

Sorry I’m late but amazing how you’ve kept everything the perfect temperature and still tastes amazing

You're welcome. But what about the food? 😂"

Epic too!

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"A nice cup of coffee with 1 sugar please

Sunday plans are pretty relaxed today which is a blessing"

Sundays are meant for relaxing. Enjoy ☕

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"I’m trying to go no sugar so just tea with milk please "

No problem. I am sure you are sweet enough 🫖

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Afternoon Wolves

I trust your Sunday is going well.

Any chance of an OJ and a bacon butty pretty please "

Hello my beauty. Absolutely anything for my glamourous side kick.

Having a lazy one today. Getting over yesterday's ickyness x

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By *cott45hullMan
2 days ago

Hull

Still going at nearly 2pm. This is turning into a full

Time job for you

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By *runkOnLustMan
2 days ago

West Yorkshire


"Just a double shot of espresso for me please

No sugar, but happy with a sweet kiss from you instead Mrs wolves

Double espresso and a cheeky kiss coming right up for you 😘"

May need to sample both lips in that case x

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By *inja 636Man
2 days ago

Grays

ooh cheeky x

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Just a double shot of espresso for me please

No sugar, but happy with a sweet kiss from you instead Mrs wolves

Double espresso and a cheeky kiss coming right up for you 😘

May need to sample both lips in that case x"

Perv 😘😅

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By *H7in5Man
2 days ago

Chesterfield

Is the bar open yet?

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