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By *uju88 OP   Man
3 days ago

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Anyone want to rate my cock!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
3 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Solid 7,

Lots of foreskin but good pull back in picture 2.

Picture 3 I’d suggest a little tidy up of the hair but it’s not too out of control.

Kudos on pic 1 though it appears your penis is actually a glow worm. 🐛

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By *hubster2016Man
3 days ago

B

I’ll add a second cock to have a look at

Is it ok??

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By *eardedhusbandMan
3 days ago

hull


"Solid 7,

Lots of foreskin but good pull back in picture 2.

Picture 3 I’d suggest a little tidy up of the hair but it’s not too out of control.

Kudos on pic 1 though it appears your penis is actually a glow worm. 🐛 "

Rate mine?

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By *ough TradeWoman
3 days ago

Croydon

It is very nice, 7.

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By *aoch_scot86Man
3 days ago

Bathgate

I'm in

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By *entlemanBullMan
3 days ago

Northwest

Happy to be rated

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
3 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I’ll add a second cock to have a look at

Is it ok?? "

5.5

Impressed with your ability to sit in a yoga pose while wanking in the chat rooms . That’s not easy.

Average size and Plenty to work with there.

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By *uju88 OP   Man
3 days ago

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Thank you

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
3 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Solid 7,

Lots of foreskin but good pull back in picture 2.

Picture 3 I’d suggest a little tidy up of the hair but it’s not too out of control.

Kudos on pic 1 though it appears your penis is actually a glow worm. 🐛

Rate mine?"

It be interested to see what it looks like when it’s not restrained. Poor things veins are almost popping out. But I guess that’s the pleasure of it.

6. Quite a girthy tip

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
3 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I'm in"

That’s also a 7.

Great size. Great bend. Great hanging balls of Babylon.

Particularly impressed with the girth ration towards the top of the shaft.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
3 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Happy to be rated"

All of yours are inside a vagina so I can’t rate it I’m afraid.

0

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By *singlelooking200Man
3 days ago

gorleston

Love to hear some feedback

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By *cott45hullMan
3 days ago

Hull

I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
3 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Love to hear some feedback "

Cracking Ballbag. That’s an 8.

Not a fan of baldness on men. So I’ll mark it down 2 points.

But overall a pretty decent penis.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
3 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask "

Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing

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By *ittleJohn5Man
3 days ago

Wickham Market


"Happy to be rated

All of yours are inside a vagina so I can’t rate it I’m afraid.

0"

I’m happy to be rated

Anything over 3 I be happy

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By *igBeardyDanMan
3 days ago

Bilston

I mean i think it would be rude not to ask

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
3 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Happy to be rated

All of yours are inside a vagina so I can’t rate it I’m afraid.

0

I’m happy to be rated

Anything over 3 I be happy "

3 points for 3 inches. Extra 1 for being cute. Small but mighty. I could tickle it under the chin all day and be a happy gal littlejohn.

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By *aul_the_nudistMan
3 days ago

WREXHAM

I'm not in.....

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
3 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I mean i think it would be rude not to ask"

Alright alright no one likes a show off girthy Gordon.

That’s going to give decent stretch so I’ll say 8.

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By *aw83Man
3 days ago

gateshead

Rate mine if you like I will make it public for awhile 🫣🫣

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By *exy couple 2025Couple
3 days ago

belfast


"Happy to be rated

All of yours are inside a vagina so I can’t rate it I’m afraid.

0

I’m happy to be rated

Anything over 3 I be happy

Lmao brilliant

3 points for 3 inches. Extra 1 for being cute. Small but mighty. I could tickle it under the chin all day and be a happy gal littlejohn. "

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
3 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I'm not in..... "

Is the cock in the room with us? 😉

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By *T1638Man
3 days ago

formby

Made my pics viewable for a rating

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
3 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Rate mine if you like I will make it public for awhile 🫣🫣"

It’s not on show

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By *cott45hullMan
3 days ago

Hull


"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask

Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing "

Let me know when you’ve rated so I can put him away

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By *rishshavedMan
3 days ago

near you

Go on then be nice x

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By *aul_the_nudistMan
3 days ago

WREXHAM

It's there honestly 👀

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By *aw83Man
3 days ago

gateshead


"Rate mine if you like I will make it public for awhile 🫣🫣

It’s not on show "

Is now

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By *ittleJohn5Man
3 days ago

Wickham Market


"Happy to be rated

All of yours are inside a vagina so I can’t rate it I’m afraid.

0

I’m happy to be rated

Anything over 3 I be happy

Lmao brilliant

3 points for 3 inches. Extra 1 for being cute. Small but mighty. I could tickle it under the chin all day and be a happy gal littlejohn. "

Thanks

I need to find a woman like you locally

😉

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
3 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Made my pics viewable for a rating "

I can’t see yours either

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
3 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask

Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing

Let me know when you’ve rated so I can put him away"

Still can’t see

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By *cott45hullMan
2 days ago

Hull


"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask

Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing

Let me know when you’ve rated so I can put him away

Still can’t see "

Shit is it that small?

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By *ayronfeetMan
2 days ago

Cardiff

Rate mine if you like 🤘😜

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By *ampireLoveMan
2 days ago

Essex

We need diamond to score! But she’s not around!

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By *T1638Man
2 days ago

formby


"Made my pics viewable for a rating

I can’t see yours either "

I’ve not long added them so dunno if they need approval first 🤦🤦

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By *igBeardyDanMan
2 days ago

Bilston


"I mean i think it would be rude not to ask

Alright alright no one likes a show off girthy Gordon.

That’s going to give decent stretch so I’ll say 8.

"

Why thank you 😘

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By *ough TradeWoman
2 days ago

Croydon


"Rate mine if you like I will make it public for awhile 🫣🫣

It’s not on show

Is now "

It’s a good size, nice and girthy. 7.5.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Go on then be nice x"

Decent 7.

Not sure if pic 2 is the same penis. Balls look different to the rest. I’m a ball connoisseur.

I like the singular artery because let’s face it, it’s too big to be a vein.

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By *easeandplease85Man
2 days ago

exeter

Always up for a rating

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By *. JMan
2 days ago

Manchester

Mine loves to be rated haha

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By *ough TradeWoman
2 days ago

Croydon


"I mean i think it would be rude not to ask

Alright alright no one likes a show off girthy Gordon.

That’s going to give decent stretch so I’ll say 8.

Why thank you 😘"

I’ll give this an 8 also.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
2 days ago

IPSWICH


"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask

Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing

Let me know when you’ve rated so I can put him away

Still can’t see "

I thought you specialised in ball bags... have had a promotion missYB?🤔

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By *cott45hullMan
2 days ago

Hull

Pretty sure mines out now for rating

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By *aul_the_nudistMan
2 days ago

WREXHAM

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By *aughty-pair619Couple
2 days ago

hartlepool

I’m in don’t think I’ve had a rating before

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By *aoch_scot86Man
2 days ago

Bathgate


"I'm in

That’s also a 7.

Great size. Great bend. Great hanging balls of Babylon.

Particularly impressed with the girth ration towards the top of the shaft. "

Well thanks. Apparently once you've seen one dick you've seen them all but you really know your dicks.... and balls 😉

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By *rishshavedMan
2 days ago

near you

Thank u hehe yep balls are all mine too x

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By *otts67Man
2 days ago

Nottingham

Go on then be kind

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Always up for a rating"

I’ll say 7.

See that bend you have, that’s a gift. I hope you use it to its full potential.

If you have sex with women that’s a massive advantage.

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By *aw83Man
2 days ago

gateshead


"Rate mine if you like I will make it public for awhile 🫣🫣

It’s not on show

Is now

It’s a good size, nice and girthy. 7.5."

Thank you I will take that 🤣🤣🍆 xxx

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By *aul_the_nudistMan
2 days ago

WREXHAM


"I'm not in.....

Is the cock in the room with us? 😉 "

Do you give minus scores?

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By *entlemanBullMan
2 days ago

Northwest


"Happy to be rated

All of yours are inside a vagina so I can’t rate it I’m afraid.

0"

All pics unlocked for ratings

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Mine loves to be rated haha "

MJ you know that’s a 9. You didn’t need a rating.

It’s pretty perfect.

Can’t get on board with bald pubic region though so point of.

7.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask

Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing

Let me know when you’ve rated so I can put him away

Still can’t see

I thought you specialised in ball bags... have had a promotion missYB?🤔"

🤣 what else is there to do while everyone is watching football!

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By *aughty older 50Man
2 days ago

Ballymena

Be kind lol

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I’m in don’t think I’ve had a rating before "

The first one I saw , picture in the bath reminds me of a rocket about to launch 🚀

Lucky wife. That’s an 8

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By *inky_Northern_ManMan
2 days ago

Durham

I'm in for this

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By *ayronfeetMan
2 days ago

Cardiff

Miss YB is just by far the most incredibly gorgeous woman and her feet are just insane 😍🔥

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
2 days ago

IPSWICH


"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask

Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing

Let me know when you’ve rated so I can put him away

Still can’t see

I thought you specialised in ball bags... have had a promotion missYB?🤔

🤣 what else is there to do while everyone is watching football! "

Sometimes you have to adapt to survive. 🤣

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Go on then be kind "

Notts another fully shaven one. 🙈 it may be for most but I can’t. It makes them look, well like Pinocchio 🤥

But it’s looks a good girth.

6

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By *. JMan
2 days ago

Manchester


"Mine loves to be rated haha

MJ you know that’s a 9. You didn’t need a rating.

It’s pretty perfect.

Can’t get on board with bald pubic region though so point of.

7. "

hehe thankyou kindly… you’re eyes are dangerous

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Be kind lol"

Be kind, be kind to your skin. You need some E45 for that shave. See this is why I prefer neatly trimmed.

Great cock though.

7

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By *otts67Man
2 days ago

Nottingham


"Go on then be kind

Notts another fully shaven one. 🙈 it may be for most but I can’t. It makes them look, well like Pinocchio 🤥

But it’s looks a good girth.

6"

I'll take the comments and the rating

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By *igBeardyDanMan
2 days ago

Bilston

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By *av19804Man
2 days ago

Glasgow

Wouldn’t mind a rating too please

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By *inky_Northern_ManMan
2 days ago

Durham

Miss I'd love you too xx

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By *key1980Man
2 days ago

Okehampton

Pm me too rate mine and I will send a picture

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By *hocoman1Man
2 days ago

local

Rate mine baby girl 😎

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I'm in for this "

Ummmm, it’s a very abstract photo. I like artistic photos, reminds me of Macrolepiota dolichaula.

Lovely little suckable head though

6.5

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Wouldn’t mind a rating too please "

Bloody hell! I thought it was a still of a Graboid from Tremors. .

Quite humongous. Not sure that’s going to fit many places but none the less, excellent to look at.

9.

Thighs are on point too 👌🏻

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Rate mine baby girl 😎 "

Who is baby girl? I’m all woman.

0

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By *entlemanBullMan
2 days ago

Northwest

All pics unlocked for ratings

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By *werbMan
2 days ago

Killaloe

I'll take a rating if it's going

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By *eterdanglerMan
2 days ago

N.W. / M.W

In for a rating .

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask

Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing

Let me know when you’ve rated so I can put him away

Still can’t see

I thought you specialised in ball bags... have had a promotion missYB?🤔

🤣 what else is there to do while everyone is watching football!

Sometimes you have to adapt to survive. 🤣"

Exactly. 😂 I could rate balls all day long but Aparently cocks need love too

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By *hrisrobertsuk09Man
2 days ago

Cambridge

I’ll take one

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I'll take a rating if it's going"

You don’t have much to go on there. I can see more or the lovely ladies arse than your cock

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By *rdenites2Couple
2 days ago

Leicestershire

I once had a good berating.

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By *aw83Man
2 days ago

gateshead


"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask

Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing

Let me know when you’ve rated so I can put him away

Still can’t see

I thought you specialised in ball bags... have had a promotion missYB?🤔

🤣 what else is there to do while everyone is watching football!

Sometimes you have to adapt to survive. 🤣

Exactly. 😂 I could rate balls all day long but Aparently cocks need love too "

You able to see my pic yet or still hidden?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"In for a rating . "

That’s a Christmas tree lovely

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By *aul_the_nudistMan
2 days ago

WREXHAM

Do you give minus scores?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I’ll take one "

How have you pulled your skin so far back it’s halfway down your shaft? 😱 does that not hurt? It’s making me wince.

It’s a good length though. 6

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
2 days ago

IPSWICH


"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask

Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing

Let me know when you’ve rated so I can put him away

Still can’t see

I thought you specialised in ball bags... have had a promotion missYB?🤔

🤣 what else is there to do while everyone is watching football!

Sometimes you have to adapt to survive. 🤣

Exactly. 😂 I could rate balls all day long but Aparently cocks need love too "

Oh the cocks definitely doodle do.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask

Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing

Let me know when you’ve rated so I can put him away

Still can’t see

I thought you specialised in ball bags... have had a promotion missYB?🤔

🤣 what else is there to do while everyone is watching football!

Sometimes you have to adapt to survive. 🤣

Exactly. 😂 I could rate balls all day long but Aparently cocks need love too

You able to see my pic yet or still hidden?"

I can see it. It can’t see me though. Let it out of its sleeping bag. Bloody enormous though.

7.5

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Do you give minus scores?"

For you Paul, I would, but like I said… is the cock in the room with us?

🤭

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By *aw83Man
2 days ago

gateshead


"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask

Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing

Let me know when you’ve rated so I can put him away

Still can’t see

I thought you specialised in ball bags... have had a promotion missYB?🤔

🤣 what else is there to do while everyone is watching football!

Sometimes you have to adapt to survive. 🤣

Exactly. 😂 I could rate balls all day long but Aparently cocks need love too

You able to see my pic yet or still hidden?

I can see it. It can’t see me though. Let it out of its sleeping bag. Bloody enormous though.

7.5"

I can send you a dm if you like 🙊

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By *aul_the_nudistMan
2 days ago

WREXHAM


"Do you give minus scores?

For you Paul, I would, but like I said… is the cock in the room with us?

🤭 "

I know I'm small

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By *jm1983Man
2 days ago

Ballyclare

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By *avecooper69Man
2 days ago

Benfleet

Putting mine out there haha x

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By *ayd100Man
2 days ago

clitheroe

Nice 8

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By *pforfun06Man
2 days ago

Shipston

I’m in

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Do you give minus scores?

For you Paul, I would, but like I said… is the cock in the room with us?

🤭 I know I'm small "

Have you ever seen Flight of the Navigator?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


" "

Are you asking for a rating?

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By *aughty CoconutMan
2 days ago

Leicester


"Solid 7,

Lots of foreskin but good pull back in picture 2.

Picture 3 I’d suggest a little tidy up of the hair but it’s not too out of control.

Kudos on pic 1 though it appears your penis is actually a glow worm. 🐛 "

Can you or somebody rate mine please?

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By *inkyboy999Man
2 days ago

a place near you

Id love to see what people think of mine pm me too see and show me yours

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By *aul_the_nudistMan
2 days ago

WREXHAM


"Do you give minus scores?

For you Paul, I would, but like I said… is the cock in the room with us?

🤭 I know I'm small

Have you ever seen Flight of the Navigator? "

No why?

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By *jm1983Man
2 days ago

Ballyclare

Yep

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Putting mine out there haha x"

Not much to grumble about here.

Thick. Pulsating. Pretty. Shiny head which shows good hydration levels.

9

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By *uiet partyMan
2 days ago

stirling

In my public photos rate away

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By *akedOrangeMan
2 days ago

Oxford


"Putting mine out there haha x

Not much to grumble about here.

Thick. Pulsating. Pretty. Shiny head which shows good hydration levels.

9"

Blimy you are busy tonight, but in for a penny, if you dont mind

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I’m in"

It’s giving Cyril Sneer when soft. Lots of warmth in there. I would imagine it emerges like pretty rapidly when hard.

Decent size. 7

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By *T1638Man
2 days ago

formby


"I’m in

It’s giving Cyril Sneer when soft. Lots of warmth in there. I would imagine it emerges like pretty rapidly when hard.

Decent size. 7 "

Cyril Sneer 🤣🤣🤣 Jesus Christ

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By *mf123Man
2 days ago

with one foot out the door

Rate my finger nail

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Solid 7,

Lots of foreskin but good pull back in picture 2.

Picture 3 I’d suggest a little tidy up of the hair but it’s not too out of control.

Kudos on pic 1 though it appears your penis is actually a glow worm. 🐛

Can you or somebody rate mine please? "

Not bad. Not bad at all. Haven’t got many angles but from the top looks nice and healthy.

Also looks lengthy.

7.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Putting mine out there haha x

Not much to grumble about here.

Thick. Pulsating. Pretty. Shiny head which shows good hydration levels.

9

Blimy you are busy tonight, but in for a penny, if you dont mind"

I’ve quite literally opened a can of worms 😂

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By *aughty_guy12Man
2 days ago

Cambridgeshire

I’m in

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By *avecooper69Man
2 days ago

Benfleet

Wow thanks xx

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By *hyAtFirstSN5Man
2 days ago

Swindon

I’m in too

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales

They’re all starting to look the same now. I need some variety 😅

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I’m in

It’s giving Cyril Sneer when soft. Lots of warmth in there. I would imagine it emerges like pretty rapidly when hard.

Decent size. 7

Cyril Sneer 🤣🤣🤣 Jesus Christ "

🦝

😂

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By *ourguiltypleasureMan
2 days ago

S

Try and Irish one lol

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By *uiet partyMan
2 days ago

stirling

Waiting In suspense

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By *aul_the_nudistMan
2 days ago

WREXHAM


"They’re all starting to look the same now. I need some variety 😅"
👀

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Rate my finger nail"

Fine.

Probably smells like garlic or arse.

Would let you finger me though.

6.

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By *rdenites2Couple
2 days ago

Leicestershire

I’m happy with my penis,(lie, wish it was a bit more oak like) but hey ho rate away. 😳

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Try and Irish one lol"

I was expecting it to be green and covered in shamrocks.

Disappointed.

Amazing girth at the base though.

6.5

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By *mf123Man
2 days ago

with one foot out the door


"Rate my finger nail

Fine.

Probably smells like garlic or arse.

Would let you finger me though.

6. "

ballbag funk but close tho as i dont fingerbang vampires to death after scratching my arse

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"They’re all starting to look the same now. I need some variety 😅👀"

Yours is the exception Paul. I’ve seen bigger thimbles. 😘

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By *aul_the_nudistMan
2 days ago

WREXHAM


"They’re all starting to look the same now. I need some variety 😅👀

Yours is the exception Paul. I’ve seen bigger thimbles. 😘 "

Thank you no score

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By *inkyboy999Man
2 days ago

a place near you

Check out my Irish one if you want

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Waiting In suspense "

It’s on the wrong way. Why is it pointing over there?

It’s messing with my head.

5

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By *uiet partyMan
2 days ago

stirling

Hahahhaha you like to be different, keep people guessing!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"[Removed by poster at 28/06/26 00:05:33]"

Oh no. I removed one by accident. Ooops

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Check out my Irish one if you want "

Would help if I could see it. I don’t have x-ray vision unfortunately

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By *inkyboy999Man
2 days ago

a place near you


"Check out my Irish one if you want

Would help if I could see it. I don’t have x-ray vision unfortunately "

Cant pm you to show you

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By *T1638Man
2 days ago

formby


"I’m in

It’s giving Cyril Sneer when soft. Lots of warmth in there. I would imagine it emerges like pretty rapidly when hard.

Decent size. 7

Cyril Sneer 🤣🤣🤣 Jesus Christ

🦝

😂 "

10/10 for banter 👏👏 you’ve had me laughing out loud 🤣

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Check out my Irish one if you want

Would help if I could see it. I don’t have x-ray vision unfortunately

Cant pm you to show you "

If I open my filters during a cock rating thread I’ll be here until next Sunday

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By *dstefiMan
2 days ago

Solihull


"Check out my Irish one if you want

Would help if I could see it. I don’t have x-ray vision unfortunately

Cant pm you to show you

If I open my filters during a cock rating thread I’ll be here until next Sunday "

TBF that date has already arrived

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By *jm1983Man
2 days ago

Ballyclare


"Check out my Irish one if you want

Would help if I could see it. I don’t have x-ray vision unfortunately

Cant pm you to show you

If I open my filters during a cock rating thread I’ll be here until next Sunday "

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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By *ickt88Man
2 days ago

Bodmin

Happy to be rated

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By *ushman500Man
2 days ago

Woking

Think mines in my profile 🫢

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By *urious lad888Man
2 days ago

belfast

Rate mine if you want

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Check out my Irish one if you want

Would help if I could see it. I don’t have x-ray vision unfortunately

Cant pm you to show you

If I open my filters during a cock rating thread I’ll be here until next Sunday

TBF that date has already arrived "

😂 so it is.

All I’ve done tonight is look at cocks, I should be sat on one! 😂

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I’m in

It’s giving Cyril Sneer when soft. Lots of warmth in there. I would imagine it emerges like pretty rapidly when hard.

Decent size. 7

Cyril Sneer 🤣🤣🤣 Jesus Christ

🦝

😂

10/10 for banter 👏👏 you’ve had me laughing out loud 🤣"

😂 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Happy to be rated"

Gosh that is the perfect example of a chode.

Short and girthy. Big balls are a bonus.

6

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Think mines in my profile 🫢"

It’s like an optical illusion. Looks completely straight in pic 1. Then bendy in the others. Is it made of crafting wire?

Great length however would probably bash my cervix. So 7

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By *ornyste 1000Man
2 days ago

Durham Langley Park

Happy to have my dick rated

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By *ugitMan
2 days ago

London/Essex

missyuexbleus loving the discriptions and ratings

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Happy to have my dick rated "

Only one pic so I’ll try my best.

Curious as to why the monotone filter has picked up darkness around the tip. Have you dipped it in a cherry pie?

Quite cute. 6.5

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By *eekaboo BellyMan
2 days ago

Bradford

Rate mine. I'd like to see honest opinions rather just a quick one worded message trying to get a meet through desperation complimenting it

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"missyuexbleus loving the discriptions and ratings "

😂 thanks I had my weetabix this morning

🫶🏻

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By *newtoscene!Couple
2 days ago

derbyish

Would love a honest rating.

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By *T2022Man
2 days ago

Manchester


"Anyone want to rate my cock!"

rate mine please

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By *endmeyour.wifeMan
2 days ago

Warrington

Rate mine please

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Rate mine. I'd like to see honest opinions rather just a quick one worded message trying to get a meet through desperation complimenting it"

Ok, honestly, if that’s how big it is soft I’m actually terrified of how big it is hard. Or is that it hard and it’s so damn heavy it can’t stand up? Need a splinter?

I couldn’t take it but I’m sure lots would.

8

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By *aul_the_nudistMan
2 days ago

WREXHAM

I've got a pic after a viagra

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By *eekfreek00Man
2 days ago

Balbriggan

Would love an honest cock rating x

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By *ugitMan
2 days ago

London/Essex

you have breakfast early or is it still working from yesterday

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By *astyChocolateMan
2 days ago

Leeds

Go on someone rate mine too 😂

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By *ullofherdreamsMan
2 days ago

Visiting

I'm in

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By *underlandfellaMan
2 days ago

sunderland

I'm in

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By *RNYMNWMan
2 days ago

lancaster

I’m in

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By *adBodDaddyMan
2 days ago

carlisle

Would love a rating

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By *orkguyMan
2 days ago

york

Loved reading these ratings haha! I’ll nervously offer mine up for a rating too…….

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By *orkguyMan
2 days ago

york


"I've got a pic after a viagra"

Surely that’s an instant red card!!

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By *ongandharderMan
2 days ago

Rotherham

Feel free to rate mine

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By *aul mmmMan
2 days ago

Dublin

6

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
2 days ago

Bot Farm

Hahaha Brilliant MissYeux

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Rate mine please "

I’m going with Mr Mushroom because it’s got character. You should change your name to ShittakiMyMushroom.

It looks like it belongs in a ramen.

I like it.

7

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By *aul_the_nudistMan
2 days ago

WREXHAM


"I've got a pic after a viagra

Surely that’s an instant red card!!"

not if you know

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By *entleman_seeking_museMan
2 days ago

Nearby

MissYeuxBlues is be interested in you rating mine. I’m going to make my pic public now…

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By *orkguyMan
2 days ago

york


"I've got a pic after a viagra

Surely that’s an instant red card!!not if you know "

I’m dubious about bending rules! (Secretly wishing I had used one before taking my pics haha)

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I've got a pic after a viagra"

Are you sure they didn’t mistake the viagra for a muscle relaxant?

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By *T2022Man
2 days ago

Manchester


"Rate mine. I'd like to see honest opinions rather just a quick one worded message trying to get a meet through desperation complimenting it

Ok, honestly, if that’s how big it is soft I’m actually terrified of how big it is hard. Or is that it hard and it’s so damn heavy it can’t stand up? Need a splinter?

I couldn’t take it but I’m sure lots would.

that my rating or some else ???

8"

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By *aul_the_nudistMan
2 days ago

WREXHAM


"I've got a pic after a viagra

Are you sure they didn’t mistake the viagra for a muscle relaxant? "

Score

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By *T2022Man
2 days ago

Manchester

what was my rating ???????.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Would love an honest cock rating x"

I’m not quite sure why anyone would do a side by side of their cock with dildo that’s bigger. Probably makes it look smaller than it is.

6

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By *easeandplease85Man
2 days ago

exeter

Feel free to rate mine

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By *eekfreek00Man
2 days ago

Balbriggan

Ah do me next lol

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I've got a pic after a viagra

Are you sure they didn’t mistake the viagra for a muscle relaxant?

Score"

-5

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By *T2022Man
2 days ago

Manchester

missyeux what was mine ???

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By *antsman22Man
2 days ago

Hampshire

Imn

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By *aul_the_nudistMan
2 days ago

WREXHAM


"I've got a pic after a viagra

Are you sure they didn’t mistake the viagra for a muscle relaxant?

Score

-5"

Win for me thank you you've been brilliant

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Loved reading these ratings haha! I’ll nervously offer mine up for a rating too……."

Eric called. He wants his banana back!

🤭 🍌

Looks fun though.

7

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