FabSwingers.com forum: Bad spellerz and worse grama

By *olyGlamorous OP Woman
4 days ago

Chester

Are you good at the spelling. Is yous grama dead good? Iz there any words yous struggle wiv?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
4 days ago

The Big Smoke

Que?

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By *olyGlamorous OP Woman
4 days ago

Chester

Yous don't need to queue 😁

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By *Effy-Woman
4 days ago

Scotland

I struggle with 'effect and affect'

It's been explained to me before and I still don't get it.

I don't mind bad grammar as long as I can get the idea of what they are trying to say. I do hate text speak.

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By *actile TensionMan
4 days ago

Sussex

"Are you good at the spelling. Is yous grama dead good? Iz there any words yous struggle wiv? "

Allvlum

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By *onin25Man
4 days ago

Durham

I think I'm pretty good, by no means perfect though. However, autocarrot sometimes makes a mockery of me

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By *parkle1974Woman
4 days ago

Leeds

Good enough but it's so funny playing scrabble with someone who isn't....the word samon springs to mind 🤣

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By *wcoMan
4 days ago

West Midlands

"Are you good at the spelling. Is yous grama dead good? Iz there any words yous struggle wiv? "

I'm terrible, always thought that "you are" was "you're" until I started reading fab forums.

Fabbers, I thank you. Your the ones who have put me on the right path.

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By *aked beachMan
4 days ago

Just A Stranger In A Strange Land.

I do numbers, not so much words, so my spelling is pretty awful at times, I particularly struggle with words beginning de/di, describe/discribe, and so on. Bizarrely my grammar is pretty decent though and I do know the difference between their/there/they're.

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By *eliWoman
4 days ago

I'm not awful at it, still cock up and because of the lack of editing it stays to haunt me. Not really. Struggle a bit to say three in real life. :D

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
4 days ago

Bristol

My spelling and grammar sucks.

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By *olyGlamorous OP Woman
4 days ago

Chester

"I struggle with 'effect and affect'

It's been explained to me before and I still don't get it.

I don't mind bad grammar as long as I can get the idea of what they are trying to say. I do hate text speak. "

Affect starts with an 'A' it's an action word

Effect is the result of something

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By *ensualbicockMan
4 days ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I'm from liverpool. I struggle with word .....Werk!

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By *ate2theparty808Man
4 days ago

Erdington

I’m barely literate, I can just about read, I rely on autocorrect for spelling and grammar is like a foreign language to me.

I had a poor education, and was going through some stuff in my childhood, so I was away from school for months at a time.

Now I just don’t care, if you get a buzz from correcting my your/you're mistakes fair play to you, enjoy your self, but remember I’m happy and winning in life despite the setbacks, and yeah that is a large chip on my shoulder.

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By *KTim61Man
4 days ago

Tipton

My favourite subject at school, I hate it when someone message me with txt grammar !!! Ok on mobile but not in emails

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By *dstefiMan
4 days ago

Solihull

"I’m barely literate, I can just about read, I rely on autocorrect for spelling and grammar is like a foreign language to me.

I had a poor education, and was going through some stuff in my childhood, so I was away from school for months at a time.

And yet there you go with an articulate post that is correct and makes sense.

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By *itty FelouWoman
4 days ago

Carlisle

Admin is life so I'm good with grammar and spelling.

However, 9 times out 10 when I type below I have actually typed elbow and the amount of errors that stem from having midget digit sausage fingers keying on my mobile is frankly, quite shocking!!

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By *ate2theparty808Man
4 days ago

Erdington

"I’m barely literate, I can just about read, I rely on autocorrect for spelling and grammar is like a foreign language to me.

I had a poor education, and was going through some stuff in my childhood, so I was away from school for months at a time.

And yet there you go with an articulate post that is correct and makes sense."

More luck than judgement I can tell you

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By *olyGlamorous OP Woman
4 days ago

Chester

To be honest, the more I read the more better I get 😂

I know my wheres, weres and we're

Not a lover of tx spk

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
4 days ago

SW1A1AA

My spelling and grammar are shit but people seem to understand what im saying.

I do love it when people feel the need to correct it especially You',re I can almost see smoke coming out their ears

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By *ad NannaWoman
4 days ago

East London

I used to have good spelling and grammar.

Fibro fog has taken away my big words-including knowing their meanings-and also correct grammar.

You're lucky to get a comma in a sentence out of me now; let alone a semicolon.

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By *reya73Woman
4 days ago

Whitley Bay

No way can I say ... Caneloni!

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By *reya73Woman
4 days ago

Whitley Bay

I don't like text speak. CBA with it

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By *igpaul1967Man
4 days ago

Barnsley

"My spelling and grammar sucks."

Does your grammar want to meet

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By *eightsB4DatesMan
4 days ago

north east

Mine wasn’t exactly terrible but it is a lot better thanks to auto correct they were bad more so due to rushing and not checking rather than being borderline illiterate.

I’m not an English teacher so don’t care and won’t be making any effort to improve ha

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 days ago

Round the bend

I'm half decent. Mr W is dyslexic

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By *adtaffladMan
4 days ago

Rhyl

I'm dyslexic so I struggle with the whole lot

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 days ago

Round the bend

"I'm half decent. Mr W is dyslexic "

I am lexdicksic

I am also dishcustard and a Paul that you told everyone!

I pacificly said knot 2

Im off to buy a chester draws

Mr 🐺

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By *olyGlamorous OP Woman
4 days ago

Chester

"I'm half decent. Mr W is dyslexic

I am lexdicksic

I am also dishcustard and a Paul that you told everyone!

I pacificly said knot 2

Im off to buy a chester draws

Mr 🐺 "

😂 😂 😂 At 'a Paul' 😂

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
4 days ago

Central

It's usually tiredness that influences mine deteriorating and I'm reasonable but make simple mistakes

As long as I can understand others, then all is perfect

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By *ad NannaWoman
4 days ago

East London

I have to confess to Googling words to be sure I'm typing the correct one.

My conversation skills have also plummeted.

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By *eightsB4DatesMan
4 days ago

north east

"I have to confess to Googling words to be sure I'm typing the correct one.

My conversation skills have also plummeted."

Haha I do that when I can’t get the start of the word close enough for it to come up on the auto suggest

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 days ago

Round the bend

"I'm half decent. Mr W is dyslexic

I am lexdicksic

I am also dishcustard and a Paul that you told everyone!

I pacificly said knot 2

Im off to buy a chester draws

Mr 🐺 "

You're such a dickhead 🤣🤣

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By *tormQueenWoman
4 days ago

All over the place

I know all the words but produce epic amounts of typos

And my spelling famously goes to pot when im well fucked 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ohn 66Man
4 days ago

South Birmingham

I don't know how many times I've looked up the difference between discrete and discreet, but I still can't remember which is which. Proper mental block.

Anyone got a clever trick for remembering?

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By *Effy-Woman
4 days ago

Scotland

"I struggle with 'effect and affect'

It's been explained to me before and I still don't get it.

I don't mind bad grammar as long as I can get the idea of what they are trying to say. I do hate text speak.

Affect starts with an 'A' it's an action word

Effect is the result of something "

Thanks. I'll retain that information for all of 5 minutes 😂

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
4 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I used to struggle a little with disestablishmentarianism, but I'm okay now.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
4 days ago

London

I'm good at spelling and grammar. However, sometimes my brain stops working or I'm too tired so I make mistakes like a human being. I do find text speak and slang exhausting. Speak properly or get me a translator/subtitles.

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
4 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.

At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.

The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swallocks. They were really forrible huckers and they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies.

The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian.

She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks.

The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight, otherwise there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve.

“Mist all chucking frighty!!!” said Rindercella and she ran out, tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.

The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella’s door and the sugly isters let him in.

Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart.

“Who’s fust jarted?” asked the prandsome hince.

“Blame that fugly ucker over there!!” said Mary Hinge.

When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.

Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers.

This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.

He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.

Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married.

The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny

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By *moothshaftMan
4 days ago

Coventry

I worry for the next generation with spelling and grammar.

It's all "like", and every sentence from my two boys ends with "ennit"

Where's this all come from?!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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4 days ago

East Sussex

I can spell but my grammar leaves something to be desired. I don't know when to use who and whom or a colon or semi-colon and frankly I can't be bothered to find out

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By *weetspicycoupleCouple
4 days ago

sussex

Auto correct is not my friend 😅

Some words can be tricky.

I also wish I could hear the tone they're said in.

Joking, teasing or serious.

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By *anielleCD94TV/TS
4 days ago

Cheshire

I'm very good at spelling and grammar.

It's normally the fact that my brain is moving quicker than my fingers can type and I miss entire words in a simple sentence haha.

That's what I like to tell myself anyway

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By *oeBeansMan
4 days ago

Derby

I'm really good at spelling and grammar for the most part, I think. The problem with typing is that sometimes, my brain is too fast for my fingers so I don't half make some dumb mistakes.

If others' isn't so great, then I don't hold it against them as it could be for any number of reasons.

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By *weetspicycoupleCouple
4 days ago

sussex

"I worry for the next generation with spelling and grammar.

It's all "like", and every sentence from my two boys ends with "ennit"

Where's this all come from?!!"

The new dictionary will be unreadable to us 🤣

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By *iver78Man
4 days ago

barton upon humber

Depends , if im on a platform ship or in a car van " absolutely terrible as i dont check it lol , the rest of the ok , I do get my Bs and Ds mixed up at times , but always have done and my mates dont bother commenting on it any more , and if anyone does take the piss id bin them off lol , I mean wtf really cares as long as it legible lol iv got through life pretty well as I am and I wouldent pull anyone up about it !!

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