FabSwingers.com forum: Post truth

By *entleman_of_pleasure OP Man
5 days ago

Manchester

Post a true fact about yourself. one that's completely, absolutely, definitely 150% true, and is not in any way utterly made up. I'll start:

I'm a reclusive billionaire who made his money in the pawn porn business.

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By *rBruce101Man
5 days ago

Leicester

As an Apolo Astronaut I actually did love someone to the moon and back.

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
5 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

I shot J.R.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I am actually Lucretia Borgia. I faked my death in 1519, after being embraced by a an ancient vampire, and I've been around ever since.

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By *ellsOMan
5 days ago

hull

I have a six pack

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By *itty FelouWoman
5 days ago

Carlisle

My boobs are bigger than Tina Titz and mine are all natural.... 😊

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By *pTheDale40Man
5 days ago

Coventry

I’m extremely warm. But not as warm as I was in the great heatwave in 1448

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By *partharmonyCouple
5 days ago

Tonbridge

I was the first man to get a blow job at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Luke

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By *aptain wonderpantsMan
5 days ago

Cheshire

And I shot Mr Burns…

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
5 days ago

Herts/Leeds

I used to be a reclusive billionaire but lost it all investing in a prawn porn business.

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By *iddlesticksMan
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

I have an attractive penis.

Oh oh I see it’s a play, you put something that’s not really true.

I used to smuggle ferrets into school in my pants so they would crawl out my trouser legs and scare the teacher.

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By *ocialablechapMan
5 days ago

Paphos and also SW UK

I'm 6ft 8in and have 50 England rugby caps

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By *hromakeyDreamcoatMan
5 days ago

Carlisle

I am a single man on fab who is definitely straight.

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By *appy_Hot_WifeWoman
5 days ago

Near you

It was in fact me and Shaggy can GTF.

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By *h3355Man
5 days ago

Carlisle

I eat my 5 a day, EVERY day 🫣

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
5 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

My boobs are bigger than Tina Titz and mine are all natural.... 😊"

My boobs are smaller than hers

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By *ravelbellMan
5 days ago

york

Think that am normal

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
5 days ago

Bromley

I'm a dyslexic pimp. I bought a warehouse yesterday

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By *inkShyWoman
5 days ago

near Windsor

I am Wonder Woman,I just change my appearance using witch craft.

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By *uonline69Man
5 days ago

Saddleworth, UK

I'm the reason Velma left the Scooby Doo crew.

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By *avenwrexham75TV/TS
5 days ago

Wrexham

I invented velcro.

Now I just stick around.

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
5 days ago

Epsom

I’ve got a very healthy relationship with sugar and can’t be tempted by cakes

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By *itty FelouWoman
5 days ago

Carlisle

My boobs are bigger than Tina Titz and mine are all natural.... 😊

My boobs are smaller than hers

You know it..... 😊

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By *ymster10Man
5 days ago

Ellesmere Port

I held the match up to Marianne Antoinette and said “I’m the Firestarter “..!

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By *acavityMan
5 days ago

Redditch

I’m a direct descendant of Lady Godiva

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
5 days ago

Round the bend

I'm not sweating like a bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
5 days ago

I own 90% of the real estate on Mercury and taught Freddie all his stage moves.

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By *enuine_J87Man
5 days ago

Eastleigh

I went over to America, earned citizenship and the right to vote just to vote Donald Trump into power. Great guy, huuuge talent

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
5 days ago

Round the bend

I once caught a pig playing table tennis at a wedding reception

Mr 🐺

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By *heElvingtonTwoCouple
5 days ago

The Ramtops

I am a secret agent ninja astronaut (but don’t tell anyone it’s a secret)

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By *etwife8230Couple
5 days ago

Newport

I have longer legs than lady gaga

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By *ysteriousGirlOGWoman
5 days ago

Birmingham

My names Geoff.

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By *he MinionMan
5 days ago

Surrey

I was the Cadburys Milk Tray man.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
5 days ago

Round the bend

"I once caught a pig playing table tennis at a wedding reception

Mr 🐺 "

That was no pig. That was my sister 🤣

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By *gMineheadMan
5 days ago

Minehead

I was a sound and lights engineer for a band called Queen back in the day!

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By *awtybikerMan
5 days ago

Barnoldswick

I’m Batman!

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By *k62023Man
5 days ago

Hertford

I once made a woman cum

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By *ympho6969Woman
5 days ago

glasgow

I want to meet every man in a 100 mile radius of me from this site

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By *cott45hullMan
5 days ago

Hull

I am Spartacus!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
5 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I can make an origami swan using only my flaps

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By *ympho6969Woman
5 days ago

glasgow

"I can make an origami swan using only my flaps "

Guinness world records should get this in the book!

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By *ohn 66Man
5 days ago

South Birmingham

"I am Spartacus!"

I'm Spartacus!

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
5 days ago

IPSWICH

"I can make an origami swan using only my flaps "

Is that your signet-ture move?

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
5 days ago

La La Land

I work for Sydney University 🤓

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By *cLovin2Man
5 days ago

London

I can provide amazing sex to women, but I throw them off the scent as a middle aged guy who gives them disappointing sex. 🕺🏽

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By *actile TensionMan
5 days ago

Sussex

I'm a lesbian

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By *ormal_ManMan
5 days ago

Harrogate

[Removed by poster at 25/06/26 19:39:43]

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By *ormal_ManMan
5 days ago

Harrogate

I have a cat named Hank and instead of purring he quacks, like a duck.

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By *he MinionMan
5 days ago

Surrey

I sweat less than a guy formerly known as Prince Andrew

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By *warf with a mullet.Man
5 days ago

cardiff

I am very cheerful, and not in any way a grumpy old twat.

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By *tamanMan
5 days ago

around the corner

It's so cold outside that I think i will jump under the duvet tonight

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By *azza33Man
5 days ago

Oldham

My fab crashes when I open it because my inbox is dripping in pussy

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
5 days ago

Chester

I send 350 messages a day of my clunge and get 350 replies

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By *wcoMan
5 days ago

West Midlands

I'm glad you started this thread now because I'm standing in for Harry Kane on Saturday so I'm just at the airport waiting for my flight to be called.

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By *tannersMan
5 days ago

stanley

I am in fact the chieftain of _he minion tribe and hire them out to Gru at £450 per minion per day.

I ialso invented the current minion dialect, it’s a mix of Spanish, Latin and Geordie

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By *ildbillkidMan
5 days ago

where the road goes on forever

I'm the emperor, and I got some new clothes

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By *iaisonseekerMan
5 days ago

Liverpool

All Chuck Norris memes are actually about me.

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By *ein-guyMan
5 days ago

Isle of Wight

I have many tattoos that have never been seen on fab

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By *viatrixCouple
5 days ago

Gatwick

I am currently in Tokyo, Japan.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
5 days ago

London

I had to have a penis reduction because I was too big.

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By *pTheDale40Man
5 days ago

Coventry

"Post a true fact about yourself. one that's completely, absolutely, definitely 150% true, and is not in any way utterly made up. I'll start:

I'm a reclusive billionaire who made his money in the pawn porn business. "

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP Man
3 days ago

Manchester

Right now I am filled with an unconquerable conviction that England will sail to the finals of the World Cup and win convincingly.

Oh yes.

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By *layfullsamMan
3 days ago

Solihull

I had to hire a full time secretary to deal with my fab admin…

….. then let her go 24 hours later as she had nothing too do 😂

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By *antsman22Man
3 days ago

Hampshire

I've drank with Liam and Noel Gallagher, ran security for Robbie Williams played at Wembley

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 days ago

Reading

I am Aphrodite.

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By *ggchaser01Man
3 days ago

bridgwater

I got fired from the calendar making factory cos I wouldn’t do weekends

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By *kphooey43Man
3 days ago

Barnet

I am currently banned from booking flights to Iceland because a glitch in my frequent flyer profile automatically reserves a separate, first-class seat for a hypothetical emotional-support puffin named Barnaby.

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By *r lotharioMan
3 days ago

newcastle under lyme

there are people on here who actually want me

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By *ermite12ukMan
3 days ago

Solihull and Romford

My names Brian. Though I'm not the messiah.....you know the rest.

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By *uonline69Man
2 days ago

Saddleworth, UK

I have a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career....

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By *ootyfruityCouple
2 days ago

andover

We are swingers 🫣 but don’t tell anyone…..

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By *ANiCURETV/TS
2 days ago

Winchester

I have a vagina

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