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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend

Morning! Who else is awake far too early for a Sunday morning? Are you joining me for a brew?🫖

Come on in and take a pew. Tell me about your weekend 🫖

Are you up to anything nice today?

☕ 🫖 🥤 🥓 🍳 🥐 🍒 🍓

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By *carlettsWoman
2 days ago

Harpenden

Morning!!

I got far too merry at a Birthday party testerday and so I am awake with a headache from hell!

Need a vat of coffee

Hope you had a good one x

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By *WANDTGCouple
2 days ago

Borough of Greenwich

Wide awake as partner has been snoring since 5am and sons just got up to go to work. I'm doing a roast dinner later and probably catch up on missed sleep 🙄

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By *eekySweetheartWoman
2 days ago

Hampshire

Morning! I always wake up really early! I used to get annoyed with myself and now I just embrace it! Sat in the garden with the dog and a cup of tea!

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By *eliWoman
2 days ago

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Morning Wolves!

It's not that early any more but I'm awake. Today, a walk, some form of coffee, homemade cake, a bath... all the little things.

I hope your weekend is on the up.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
2 days ago

North West UK

Good morning! I am happy to come to one of your fabled coffee mornings

I will have a nice mug of coffee please, with milk and two sweeteners

After working in Barrow yesterday I stopped over and I've got another trip today up the coast to Workington, before then heading home. Looking forward to it

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By *dstefiMan
2 days ago

Solihull

Up at 4am on weekdays for work, so 6am is a lazy Sunday lie-in for me. The luxury!

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning!!

I got far too merry at a Birthday party testerday and so I am awake with a headache from hell!

Need a vat of coffee

Hope you had a good one x"

Strong coffee and some paracetamol for you then 🤣

I'll prep the IV...

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By *dstefiMan
2 days ago

Solihull

My something nice will probably be a new pair of jeans for work as my existing ones have mysteriously developed a hole in the crotch and my workmates really don't need to see my underwear

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By *sWyldWoman
2 days ago

Edinburgh

Good morning. Been awake since 3.30am. So far survived my standby so staying in bed for a bit longer.

Dog walk later and maybe, if I'm very lucky. I'll try and find time for some kisses 💋

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

Been on the road since 4.30, I need coffee - enough to keep me awake

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Wide awake as partner has been snoring since 5am and sons just got up to go to work. I'm doing a roast dinner later and probably catch up on missed sleep 🙄"

Ah lovely. Enjoy your roast. As much as I love cooking, I hate doing roasts. Begrudge spending half the day in the kitchen on the weekend. Would rather go for a carvery and leave the washing up for them!

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By *iceneasy998Man
2 days ago

perth


"Morning! Who else is awake far too early for a Sunday morning? Are you joining me for a brew?🫖

Come on in and take a pew. Tell me about your weekend 🫖

Are you up to anything nice today?

☕ 🫖 🥤 🥓 🍳 🥐 🍒 🍓"

Been up since 1:50 to watch the Scotland game and haven’t been back to bed will be a lazy morning the get organised for a busy week this afternoon

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning! I always wake up really early! I used to get annoyed with myself and now I just embrace it! Sat in the garden with the dog and a cup of tea! "

Same here. I can't remember what a lie in is! But I do love that quiet time to myself, and even better if it's nice enough to enjoy a coffee in the garden. Enjoy ☕

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By *athomMan
2 days ago

South Coast

Good morning to you Mrs W,

Could I trouble you for a very strong tea please 😊

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning Wolves!

It's not that early any more but I'm awake. Today, a walk, some form of coffee, homemade cake, a bath... all the little things.

I hope your weekend is on the up. "

That sounds like a lovely day. Any day that involves cake and a bath is a winner in my book. Feeling much better thank you

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By *elloIntrigueMan
2 days ago

North West UK


"Morning!!

I got far too merry at a Birthday party testerday and so I am awake with a headache from hell!

Need a vat of coffee

Hope you had a good one x"

I am still impressed you've made it here at such an early hour Scarletts!

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning! I am happy to come to one of your fabled coffee mornings

I will have a nice mug of coffee please, with milk and two sweeteners

After working in Barrow yesterday I stopped over and I've got another trip today up the coast to Workington, before then heading home. Looking forward to it "

Busy bee!!! Sounds like you'll need a coffee

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend

Morning Mr W

Been awake way to long, my wife thinks its OK to loose her vape and try to find it in the duvet for 10 mins thinking its cute to turn the lamp on at silly o'clock. Good job she is pretty or I would drop kick her

Any chance of a maccys breakfast and a cup of strong coffee

Mr 🐺

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Up at 4am on weekdays for work, so 6am is a lazy Sunday lie-in for me. The luxury!"

Morning. I'm returning to work shortly, so I'm seeing it as good practice, having to set the alarm for 4.30am again.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
2 days ago

North West UK


"Good morning! I am happy to come to one of your fabled coffee mornings

I will have a nice mug of coffee please, with milk and two sweeteners

After working in Barrow yesterday I stopped over and I've got another trip today up the coast to Workington, before then heading home. Looking forward to it

Busy bee!!! Sounds like you'll need a coffee "

Haha I do, but to be fair this is the job based around my passion projects and I genuinely love it, it's the one that doesn't cut into my anxieties and the environment is always different

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 days ago

Lancashire

Morning, usual black coffee for me please.

Today’s plans include a big walk with the dog and some pizza making. Hope you have a good one OP. 🫶

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By *athomMan
2 days ago

South Coast


"Morning Mr W

Been awake way to long, my wife thinks its OK to loose her vape and try to find it in the duvet for 10 mins thinking its cute to turn the lamp on at silly o'clock. Good job she is pretty or I would drop kick her

Any chance of a maccys breakfast and a cup of strong coffee

Mr 🐺 "

😂😂 Go to the front of the queue Mr W

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Been on the road since 4.30, I need coffee - enough to keep me awake "

That should be illegal on a Sunday, unless you're off for sexy shenanigans.

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"My something nice will probably be a new pair of jeans for work as my existing ones have mysteriously developed a hole in the crotch and my workmates really don't need to see my underwear "

That sounds like a good idea 😂

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning. Been awake since 3.30am. So far survived my standby so staying in bed for a bit longer.

Dog walk later and maybe, if I'm very lucky. I'll try and find time for some kisses 💋 "

Oh you should always find time for kisses 💋😘💋

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning Mr W

Been awake way to long, my wife thinks its OK to loose her vape and try to find it in the duvet for 10 mins thinking its cute to turn the lamp on at silly o'clock. Good job she is pretty or I would drop kick her

Any chance of a maccys breakfast and a cup of strong coffee

Mr 🐺 "

Will you stop calling me Mr W ffs. I do not have a winky! 🤦🏼‍♀️

You've already had a coffee! Brekkie is your department today sunshine!

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning to you Mrs W,

Could I trouble you for a very strong tea please 😊"

Of course you can. Are you in next doors garden again 😘

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning! Who else is awake far too early for a Sunday morning? Are you joining me for a brew?🫖

Come on in and take a pew. Tell me about your weekend 🫖

Are you up to anything nice today?

☕ 🫖 🥤 🥓 🍳 🥐 🍒 🍓

Been up since 1:50 to watch the Scotland game and haven’t been back to bed will be a lazy morning the get organised for a busy week this afternoon "

You'll be needing plenty of caffeine to get you through the day!! ☕

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By *cott45hullMan
2 days ago

Hull

String coffee please

Stayed up to watch Scotland and then woke at my usual 5am time

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning! I am happy to come to one of your fabled coffee mornings

I will have a nice mug of coffee please, with milk and two sweeteners

After working in Barrow yesterday I stopped over and I've got another trip today up the coast to Workington, before then heading home. Looking forward to it

Busy bee!!! Sounds like you'll need a coffee

Haha I do, but to be fair this is the job based around my passion projects and I genuinely love it, it's the one that doesn't cut into my anxieties and the environment is always different "

That's good then. If it brings you joy, it's totally worth it. Have a safe journey 🫶🏼

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By *iceneasy998Man
2 days ago

perth


"Morning! Who else is awake far too early for a Sunday morning? Are you joining me for a brew?🫖

Come on in and take a pew. Tell me about your weekend 🫖

Are you up to anything nice today?

☕ 🫖 🥤 🥓 🍳 🥐 🍒 🍓

I’ve had 3 coffees now I’m onto my first cup of tea for the day then I’ll head out with the dogs while it’s quiet

Been up since 1:50 to watch the Scotland game and haven’t been back to bed will be a lazy morning the get organised for a busy week this afternoon

You'll be needing plenty of caffeine to get you through the day!! ☕"

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By *elloIntrigueMan
2 days ago

North West UK


"Morning Mr W

Been awake way to long, my wife thinks its OK to loose her vape and try to find it in the duvet for 10 mins thinking its cute to turn the lamp on at silly o'clock. Good job she is pretty or I would drop kick her

Any chance of a maccys breakfast and a cup of strong coffee

Mr 🐺 "

Ooh MaccyD good choice Mr W, that's got me thinking of the possibilities with there being one less than a mile up the road

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 days ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Been on the road since 4.30, I need coffee - enough to keep me awake

That should be illegal on a Sunday, unless you're off for sexy shenanigans. "

School of kink at townhouse xx

Always good to make sure your skills are fresh

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning, usual black coffee for me please.

Today’s plans include a big walk with the dog and some pizza making. Hope you have a good one OP. 🫶"

Morning lovely. I do miss having a dog to walk. Sounds lovely 🥰

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By *elloIntrigueMan
2 days ago

North West UK


"Been on the road since 4.30, I need coffee - enough to keep me awake

That should be illegal on a Sunday, unless you're off for sexy shenanigans.

School of kink at townhouse xx

Always good to make sure your skills are fresh "

I hope you have a fantastic time I know the 4:30 time is a crazy start but there is something quite relaxing about hitting the roads when very few other people are about

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By *upin100Man
2 days ago

Windsor

Cafetiere of fresh ground coffee, half qay through, nice and quiet.

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"String coffee please

Stayed up to watch Scotland and then woke at my usual 5am time "

Strong coffee coming up. ☕☕

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By *pTheDale40Man
2 days ago

Coventry

Morning!

Just back from my first run in what feels like forever. A cold shower and a full English is on its way!!

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Been on the road since 4.30, I need coffee - enough to keep me awake

That should be illegal on a Sunday, unless you're off for sexy shenanigans.

School of kink at townhouse xx

Always good to make sure your skills are fresh "

Ooh enjoy!!

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By *aughtywelsh89Man
2 days ago

Pontyclun

Morning nice cup of tea

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 days ago

Crumpet Castle

I'm off for a swim in a few mins. I'll be back just before 9.

Pls have me a black coffee and a nana ready ta ever so much x

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 days ago

Bristol

Nice cup of strong tea for me thanks

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
2 days ago

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Morning OP. Morning fellow posters. I'll have a Horlicks please, I'll be off to bed shortly. Cheers.

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning!

Just back from my first run in what feels like forever. A cold shower and a full English is on its way!!"

Jealous! Could just go for a sausage and tomato sarnie!

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning OP. Morning fellow posters. I'll have a Horlicks please, I'll be off to bed shortly. Cheers. "

Good morning handsome. Would you like me to bring it up and tuck you in

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"I'm off for a swim in a few mins. I'll be back just before 9.

Pls have me a black coffee and a nana ready ta ever so much x "

Of course M'lady. I'm on it like a car bonnet x

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By *lder_desiresMan
2 days ago

pontefract

I've just finished Nightshift, cuppa crumpets wank and sleep for me x

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Nice cup of strong tea for me thanks "

One builders brew coming up

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
2 days ago

(User no longer on site)


"Morning OP. Morning fellow posters. I'll have a Horlicks please, I'll be off to bed shortly. Cheers.

Good morning handsome. Would you like me to bring it up and tuck you in "

Yes please, I'll have to warn you that I sleep in the nuddie during the daytime. 🤭

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"I've just finished Nightshift, cuppa crumpets wank and sleep for me x"

Cuppa and crumpets coming up. Help yourself to the wank.

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning OP. Morning fellow posters. I'll have a Horlicks please, I'll be off to bed shortly. Cheers.

Good morning handsome. Would you like me to bring it up and tuck you in

Yes please, I'll have to warn you that I sleep in the nuddie during the daytime. 🤭"

I won't peep. Promise 🤥🤭

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By *ookieMonsterMan
2 days ago

B’stoke

🥱 go away!!

Zzzzzzzzz 😴

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 days ago

Bristol


"Nice cup of strong tea for me thanks

One builders brew coming up "

Thank you kindly

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"🥱 go away!!

Zzzzzzzzz 😴"

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE UP

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By *lusive KittyWoman
2 days ago

In the countryside

Good morning OP,

Could I just have a black coffee please

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By *igBeardyDanMan
2 days ago

Bilston

Morning OP, can i have a cup of fruit tea please. We're off to see my parents today then packing to go away for the week

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By *iscreetfunin24Man
2 days ago

Halesowen

My son has just beat you to a black coffee, I have trained him well.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
2 days ago

North West UK


"I've just finished Nightshift, cuppa crumpets wank and sleep for me x"

I am just wondering if it had to be in that particular order...

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By *elloIntrigueMan
2 days ago

North West UK

Black coffee is definitely on the rise as a preference.

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By *ookieMonsterMan
2 days ago

B’stoke


"🥱 go away!!

Zzzzzzzzz 😴

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE UP"

Only if you get under the duvet and give me a good blow n rub 😇

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By *morousCouple8Couple
2 days ago

Cumbria

Morning. Yes please. Off to meet a mates new puppy today. Hope everyone else has something amazing to do too.

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning OP,

Could I just have a black coffee please "

But of course, lovely ☕

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning OP, can i have a cup of fruit tea please. We're off to see my parents today then packing to go away for the week "

Morning neighbour. Enjoy your week away 🏖️

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"My son has just beat you to a black coffee, I have trained him well."

Well trained indeed!

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By *lfa RomeoMan
2 days ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

Good morning Op, if you've got the kettle on, my I have a coffee please.

Xx

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning. Yes please. Off to meet a mates new puppy today. Hope everyone else has something amazing to do too. "

Awww how cute!! It's our wedding anniversary today. We're off for a mooch round the local market I think ..if I'm lucky, he might buy me a sausage sandwich

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By *tlas1Man
2 days ago

Derbyshire

Suns out, on the Derbyshire / Staffordshire border Just walked the Dogs, going to have a bacon sandwich for breakfast, and before anyone asked Brown Sauce!

No reply’s to my meet for a Sunday morning Coffee so guess I’m flying solo today

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"🥱 go away!!

Zzzzzzzzz 😴

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE UP

Only if you get under the duvet and give me a good blow n rub 😇"

Enjoy your lie in

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By *iptonmalexxMan
2 days ago

tipton

Grr supermarkets open 10am...

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning Op, if you've got the kettle on, my I have a coffee please.

Xx "

Yes sir 🫡 being so you asked so nicely

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By *onin25Man
2 days ago

Durham

I'd love a nice strong white coffee OP, thanks

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By *morousCouple8Couple
2 days ago

Cumbria


"Morning. Yes please. Off to meet a mates new puppy today. Hope everyone else has something amazing to do too.

Awww how cute!! It's our wedding anniversary today. We're off for a mooch round the local market I think ..if I'm lucky, he might buy me a sausage sandwich "

Congratulations - have a wonderful wedding anniversary. I hope you get sausage galore 😘

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By *ldbikerider6Man
2 days ago

Sheffield

Morning. Always up early just my body clock. Nice to see the sun out I think I might be able to get out on the bike today

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By *athomMan
2 days ago

South Coast


"Good morning to you Mrs W,

Could I trouble you for a very strong tea please 😊

Of course you can. Are you in next doors garden again 😘"

😂 It needs 24/7 maintenance and the views are to die for 😉

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 days ago

pink panther territory

Morning and happy Anniversary to you both 😊

Just a milky coffee for me pls

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By *awtybikerMan
2 days ago

Barnoldswick

Good morning, coffee please, milk no sugar.

Not got anything nice planned yet for today, probably just jobs such as the big shop etc. since I was working all day yesterday, and I’m on nights from tonight 🙄

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"I'd love a nice strong white coffee OP, thanks "

Anything for you, sunshine

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning. Yes please. Off to meet a mates new puppy today. Hope everyone else has something amazing to do too.

Awww how cute!! It's our wedding anniversary today. We're off for a mooch round the local market I think ..if I'm lucky, he might buy me a sausage sandwich

Congratulations - have a wonderful wedding anniversary. I hope you get sausage galore 😘 "

Thank you lovely. After 18 years, I deserve it

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
2 days ago

Brum

Good morning _olvesxcouple.

Good morning everyone.

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Suns out, on the Derbyshire / Staffordshire border Just walked the Dogs, going to have a bacon sandwich for breakfast, and before anyone asked Brown Sauce!

No reply’s to my meet for a Sunday morning Coffee so guess I’m flying solo today

"

Good morning. Hope your luck changes 😊

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning. Always up early just my body clock. Nice to see the sun out I think I might be able to get out on the bike today"

Morning. It does look like a nice day for it! Enjoy 🌞

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning to you Mrs W,

Could I trouble you for a very strong tea please 😊

Of course you can. Are you in next doors garden again 😘

😂 It needs 24/7 maintenance and the views are to die for 😉"

Your dedication astounds me 😂😂

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 days ago

Chester

Morning ☀️

☕ Please

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By *elightfulDuo01Couple
2 days ago

South West

Good morning OP

I will have a very stong coffee please. I have a bit of a sore head from last night Xx

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning _olvesxcouple.

Good morning everyone."

Morning sexy peeps ☕

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By *elloIntrigueMan
2 days ago

North West UK


"Morning. Yes please. Off to meet a mates new puppy today. Hope everyone else has something amazing to do too.

Awww how cute!! It's our wedding anniversary today. We're off for a mooch round the local market I think ..if I'm lucky, he might buy me a sausage sandwich "

Happy Anniversary guys

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By *earditallWoman
2 days ago

Lancaster

Strong coffee 1 sugar please.

My weekend has been pretty uneventful really but nice all the same x

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning and happy Anniversary to you both 😊

Just a milky coffee for me pls"

Thank you lovely lady 🫶🏼

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning, coffee please, milk no sugar.

Not got anything nice planned yet for today, probably just jobs such as the big shop etc. since I was working all day yesterday, and I’m on nights from tonight 🙄"

Morning smiler 😘 I know, I know ..you're sweet enough ☕

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By *onin25Man
2 days ago

Durham


"I'd love a nice strong white coffee OP, thanks

Anything for you, sunshine "

Thank you, hope you enjoy your anniversary

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By *Effy-Woman
2 days ago

Scotland

Good morning pretty lady!

I'm currently sat by the beach having breakfast and enjoying the view 😍

A nice cup of tea would be lovely.

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By *asty tatsyMan
2 days ago

london

Morning all just woke up a tea straight to bed would be lovely thank you hope everyone has a lovely day

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning ☀️

☕ Please "

Morning gorgeous lady ☕

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning OP

I will have a very stong coffee please. I have a bit of a sore head from last night Xx"

Extra strong coming up. Help yourself to the paracetamol 💊💊

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Strong coffee 1 sugar please.

My weekend has been pretty uneventful really but nice all the same x"

Sometimes they are the best weekends. Nice just to kick back and chill sometimes x

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By *elightfulDuo01Couple
2 days ago

South West


"Good morning OP

I will have a very stong coffee please. I have a bit of a sore head from last night Xx

Extra strong coming up. Help yourself to the paracetamol 💊💊"

Thank you ❤️

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By *EAT..85Woman
2 days ago

Nottingham

Bloody magpies woke me.

I'll have a decaf tea please.

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning pretty lady!

I'm currently sat by the beach having breakfast and enjoying the view 😍

A nice cup of tea would be lovely. "

I am totally jealous. I need a walk on a beach. Enjoy lovely x

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning. Yes please. Off to meet a mates new puppy today. Hope everyone else has something amazing to do too.

Awww how cute!! It's our wedding anniversary today. We're off for a mooch round the local market I think ..if I'm lucky, he might buy me a sausage sandwich

Happy Anniversary guys "

Thank you 🫶🏼

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By *earditallWoman
2 days ago

Lancaster


"Strong coffee 1 sugar please.

My weekend has been pretty uneventful really but nice all the same x

Sometimes they are the best weekends. Nice just to kick back and chill sometimes x"

It is hope you have a great anniversary ❤️

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning all just woke up a tea straight to bed would be lovely thank you hope everyone has a lovely day "

Morning. What's it like to have a lie in

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 days ago

Hatfield

Can I have a nice builders tea please… more daddy taxi studies for me this morning then some wc footie I reckon …

Lovely morning here too …

Have a good day everyone …

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By *kphooey43Man
2 days ago

Barnet

Morning. I seem to have finally woken up. Better take the a walk, cos he must have been crossing his legs. Can I have a coffee in about half an hour? Thanks.

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By *hyKentGuyMan
2 days ago

sheerness

Morning all. Been awake a while. Just watching the depressing news on the BBC!

I like a lie in bed on a Sunday. It’s my last opportunity as I’m up at 4 or 5 Monday to Friday out on the road in my truck.

So today it’s the usual shopping for food for a week on the road and get stuff together for a week away!

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Bloody magpies woke me.

I'll have a decaf tea please. "

Don't mention magpies. We currently have a carcass in the back garden 🤢

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Strong coffee 1 sugar please.

My weekend has been pretty uneventful really but nice all the same x

Sometimes they are the best weekends. Nice just to kick back and chill sometimes x

It is hope you have a great anniversary ❤️ "

Thank you. 🫶🏼

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By *asty tatsyMan
2 days ago

london


"Morning all just woke up a tea straight to bed would be lovely thank you hope everyone has a lovely day

Morning. What's it like to have a lie in "

Actually wonderful

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 days ago

Hatfield


"Bloody magpies woke me.

I'll have a decaf tea please.

Don't mention magpies. We currently have a carcass in the back garden 🤢"

Is that a term of endearment Mr W?

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By *obilebottomMan
2 days ago

All over

Good morning off. I will have another coffee pls if ok, before I am off out for my bacon butty.

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Can I have a nice builders tea please… more daddy taxi studies for me this morning then some wc footie I reckon …

Lovely morning here too …

Have a good day everyone …"

Morning trouble. Enjoy your day once you've finished playing Dads Taxi ☕

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning. I seem to have finally woken up. Better take the a walk, cos he must have been crossing his legs. Can I have a coffee in about half an hour? Thanks.

"

Morning lovely. You certainly can. Give me a poke when you return

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By *hyKentGuyMan
2 days ago

sheerness

Busy day tomorrow! Deliveries in Wolverhampton, Dudley, Cannock and Stratford! Hope roads are not too busy!

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By *r_Mrs.DSCouple
2 days ago

Voldsøy

Morning!

This weekend is dedicated to our son's football tournaments, so Mr. DS has taken Monday off so we have some time together 🥰

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By *rumguyy82Man
2 days ago

West Bromwich

Good morning everyone, vanilla latte at the ready, and breakfast

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By *onjoliveMan
2 days ago

South Coast

Good morning wolves…good morning everyone. Strong black coffee please whilst I enjoy a leisurely Sunday morning scroll through fab 😋

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning off. I will have another coffee pls if ok, before I am off out for my bacon butty. "

Morning MB. You may indeed. Enjoy your butty 😘

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 days ago

Bristol

Can I claim a second brew?

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 days ago

Hatfield

Oh … is breakfast also on offer ?

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By *oupleGH1Couple (MM)
2 days ago

Warrington

Good morning! Enjoying a nice fresh coffee and a browse round fab this morning.

Happy SundayFunday to all you Fabbers!

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Busy day tomorrow! Deliveries in Wolverhampton, Dudley, Cannock and Stratford! Hope roads are not too busy!"

Strangely enough, we are off to Kent this week and pretty much hoping for the same thing!

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning!

This weekend is dedicated to our son's football tournaments, so Mr. DS has taken Monday off so we have some time together 🥰"

How lovely. Enjoy every minute 💕

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning everyone, vanilla latte at the ready, and breakfast "
morning. What's for brekkie?

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By *peedyGMan
2 days ago

Telford

Good morning MrsWolves, had a lie in so could do with a strong coffee with one sugar please

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By *gent CoulsonMan
2 days ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Good morning OP, morning all, got.my coffee in hand , planna day of plant hunting at some plant nurand a trip to RHS Bridgwater as its a nice day

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning wolves…good morning everyone. Strong black coffee please whilst I enjoy a leisurely Sunday morning scroll through fab 😋"

Morning you. ☕

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By *hyKentGuyMan
2 days ago

sheerness


"Busy day tomorrow! Deliveries in Wolverhampton, Dudley, Cannock and Stratford! Hope roads are not too busy!

Strangely enough, we are off to Kent this week and pretty much hoping for the same thing!"

Hope the weather stays bright for you! Where in Kent are you going?

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By *adforit1304Man
2 days ago

Limerick/Clare

Nice cup of Earl Grey and a perve 😊

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Can I claim a second brew?"

Of course you can. Greedy

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning! Enjoying a nice fresh coffee and a browse round fab this morning.

Happy SundayFunday to all you Fabbers! "

Good morning. Have a fab day

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By *HertsfunMan
2 days ago

St A

I've work and tinkering in the garden planned. I'd love a cup of strong black coffee..

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning MrsWolves, had a lie in so could do with a strong coffee with one sugar please "

I saw your request last night. I've had your cup waiting

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning OP, morning all, got.my coffee in hand , planna day of plant hunting at some plant nurand a trip to RHS Bridgwater as its a nice day"

Morning AC. Sounds like a good Sunday for you. Enjoy it

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By *kphooey43Man
2 days ago

Barnet


"Morning. I seem to have finally woken up. Better take the a walk, cos he must have been crossing his legs. Can I have a coffee in about half an hour? Thanks.

Morning lovely. You certainly can. Give me a poke when you return "

Back now, gorgeous out, and the park is now full of kids about to start Park Run.

Coffee and a bowl of cereal on the patio please (and thank you).

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 days ago

Bristol


"Can I claim a second brew?

Of course you can. Greedy "

It’s Sunday

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"I've work and tinkering in the garden planned. I'd love a cup of strong black coffee.."

Well you are a little tinker..

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Nice cup of Earl Grey and a perve 😊"

Enjoy ☕

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By *hefirewithinMan
2 days ago

Could be next door

Good morning, any chance of a coffee please

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning. I seem to have finally woken up. Better take the a walk, cos he must have been crossing his legs. Can I have a coffee in about half an hour? Thanks.

Morning lovely. You certainly can. Give me a poke when you return

Back now, gorgeous out, and the park is now full of kids about to start Park Run.

Coffee and a bowl of cereal on the patio please (and thank you)."

It really does look beautiful out there. I'm waiting for Mr W to get his ass into gear so we can go out and enjoy the morning. Unfortunately I can hear snoring

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning, any chance of a coffee please "

Good morning. Like the new user name. Coffee coming up for you Sir ☕

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By *kphooey43Man
2 days ago

Barnet


"Coffee and a bowl of cereal on the patio please (and thank you).

It really does look beautiful out there. I'm waiting for Mr W to get his ass into gear so we can go out and enjoy the morning. Unfortunately I can hear snoring "

There's an obvious way to get him up 👀

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Can I claim a second brew?

Of course you can. Greedy

It’s Sunday "

True. Ive already had two mugs of coffee and currently on my second pint of council pop

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Coffee and a bowl of cereal on the patio please (and thank you).

It really does look beautiful out there. I'm waiting for Mr W to get his ass into gear so we can go out and enjoy the morning. Unfortunately I can hear snoring

There's an obvious way to get him up 👀"

Behave. Anyone would think it's our wedding annivers...

Oh shit

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 days ago

Bristol


"Can I claim a second brew?

Of course you can. Greedy

It’s Sunday

True. Ive already had two mugs of coffee and currently on my second pint of council pop "

And you had the audacity to call me greedy 🤣

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Can I claim a second brew?

Of course you can. Greedy

It’s Sunday

True. Ive already had two mugs of coffee and currently on my second pint of council pop

And you had the audacity to call me greedy 🤣"

Yeah, but I made my own. Lazy bones 😂😂

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 days ago

Bristol


"Can I claim a second brew?

Of course you can. Greedy

It’s Sunday

True. Ive already had two mugs of coffee and currently on my second pint of council pop

And you had the audacity to call me greedy 🤣

Yeah, but I made my own. Lazy bones 😂😂"

Then publicly announced the kettle was on! What did you expect

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By *HertsfunMan
2 days ago

St A


"I've work and tinkering in the garden planned. I'd love a cup of strong black coffee..

Well you are a little tinker.. "

Oi oi, not going to argue..

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Can I claim a second brew?

Of course you can. Greedy

It’s Sunday

True. Ive already had two mugs of coffee and currently on my second pint of council pop

And you had the audacity to call me greedy 🤣

Yeah, but I made my own. Lazy bones 😂😂

Then publicly announced the kettle was on! What did you expect "

Pfft. Details shmetails

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By *rumguyy82Man
2 days ago

West Bromwich

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By *rumguyy82Man
2 days ago

West Bromwich


"Good morning everyone, vanilla latte at the ready, and breakfast morning. What's for brekkie? "

A good full english

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Good morning everyone, vanilla latte at the ready, and breakfast morning. What's for brekkie?

A good full english "

Jealous

Starving now!

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By *aked beachMan
2 days ago

Just A Stranger In A Strange Land.

Morning Mrs. W, morning one and all (not HIM, obvs!).

I’ll have a cuppa please, bacon sarnie as well while you’re at it.

Chop chop, it’s not going to make itself 😂😂❤️

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning Mrs. W, morning one and all (not HIM, obvs!).

I’ll have a cuppa please, bacon sarnie as well while you’re at it.

Chop chop, it’s not going to make itself 😂😂❤️"

So cheeky! I love it! 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 days ago

Crumpet Castle

Just coffee please - hold the nana ....

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Just coffee please - hold the nana .... "

You're late, GC. Ive been constantly reboiling the kettle! X

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By *aked beachMan
2 days ago

Just A Stranger In A Strange Land.


"Morning Mrs. W, morning one and all (not HIM, obvs!).

I’ll have a cuppa please, bacon sarnie as well while you’re at it.

Chop chop, it’s not going to make itself 😂😂❤️

So cheeky! I love it! 🤣🤣🤣 "

Still waiting 🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️

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By *ifelover999Man
2 days ago

Eastbourne

A coffee can you bring it back to bed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 days ago

Crumpet Castle


"Just coffee please - hold the nana ....

You're late, GC. Ive been constantly reboiling the kettle! X"

Fashionably late like the Queen.

I had to have a wee.

Empty me kit bag

Put it in the washer

Make a yogurt , oat , chia , nut , flax , blueberry , grated 100% cocoa chocolate brekky first

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Morning Mrs. W, morning one and all (not HIM, obvs!).

I’ll have a cuppa please, bacon sarnie as well while you’re at it.

Chop chop, it’s not going to make itself 😂😂❤️

So cheeky! I love it! 🤣🤣🤣

Still waiting 🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️"

You're such high maintenance!

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"A coffee can you bring it back to bed "

What's the magic word?

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By *ifelover999Man
2 days ago

Eastbourne


"A coffee can you bring it back to bed

What's the magic word?"

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 im naked

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Just coffee please - hold the nana ....

You're late, GC. Ive been constantly reboiling the kettle! X

Fashionably late like the Queen.

I had to have a wee.

Empty me kit bag

Put it in the washer

Make a yogurt , oat , chia , nut , flax , blueberry , grated 100% cocoa chocolate brekky first "

That sounds way too healthy. Here's me dreaming of a greasy fry up! 😆

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"A coffee can you bring it back to bed

What's the magic word?

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 im naked "

Enroute 😎

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By *ifelover999Man
2 days ago

Eastbourne


"A coffee can you bring it back to bed

What's the magic word?

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 im naked

Enroute 😎"

*moves over *

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 days ago

Troublesville

So very nearly missed the cafe and I was lurking ready. Seems my busy morning was too busy.

Have got some extra energy this morning if you’d like a waitress to help? Have got the adhd zoomies this morning 🤣

I’d love an orange juice and a bacon butty if you had the time though whilst I’m waiting on a little company. 😉💋

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By *ifelover999Man
2 days ago

Eastbourne


"So very nearly missed the cafe and I was lurking ready. Seems my busy morning was too busy.

Have got some extra energy this morning if you’d like a waitress to help? Have got the adhd zoomies this morning 🤣

I’d love an orange juice and a bacon butty if you had the time though whilst I’m waiting on a little company. 😉💋"

Go for a sausage butty

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By *aked beachMan
2 days ago

Just A Stranger In A Strange Land.


"So very nearly missed the cafe and I was lurking ready. Seems my busy morning was too busy.

Have got some extra energy this morning if you’d like a waitress to help? Have got the adhd zoomies this morning 🤣

I’d love an orange juice and a bacon butty if you had the time though whilst I’m waiting on a little company. 😉💋"

Bacon butties are hard to come by this morning.

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"So very nearly missed the cafe and I was lurking ready. Seems my busy morning was too busy.

Have got some extra energy this morning if you’d like a waitress to help? Have got the adhd zoomies this morning 🤣

I’d love an orange juice and a bacon butty if you had the time though whilst I’m waiting on a little company. 😉💋"

A glamourous waitress is exactly what I need. ❤️

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"So very nearly missed the cafe and I was lurking ready. Seems my busy morning was too busy.

Have got some extra energy this morning if you’d like a waitress to help? Have got the adhd zoomies this morning 🤣

I’d love an orange juice and a bacon butty if you had the time though whilst I’m waiting on a little company. 😉💋

Bacon butties are hard to come by this morning. "

My glamourous waitress will be with you shortly. Have a bit of patience! And don't give her any grief! 😂

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By *ifelover999Man
2 days ago

Eastbourne


"So very nearly missed the cafe and I was lurking ready. Seems my busy morning was too busy.

Have got some extra energy this morning if you’d like a waitress to help? Have got the adhd zoomies this morning 🤣

I’d love an orange juice and a bacon butty if you had the time though whilst I’m waiting on a little company. 😉💋

Bacon butties are hard to come by this morning.

My glamourous waitress will be with you shortly. Have a bit of patience! And don't give her any grief! 😂"

Take orders yourself bloody lazy

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By *aked beachMan
2 days ago

Just A Stranger In A Strange Land.


"So very nearly missed the cafe and I was lurking ready. Seems my busy morning was too busy.

Have got some extra energy this morning if you’d like a waitress to help? Have got the adhd zoomies this morning 🤣

I’d love an orange juice and a bacon butty if you had the time though whilst I’m waiting on a little company. 😉💋

Bacon butties are hard to come by this morning.

My glamourous waitress will be with you shortly. Have a bit of patience! And don't give her any grief! 😂

Take orders yourself bloody lazy "

This, definitely this 😂😂❤️

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By *ifelover999Man
2 days ago

Eastbourne


"So very nearly missed the cafe and I was lurking ready. Seems my busy morning was too busy.

Have got some extra energy this morning if you’d like a waitress to help? Have got the adhd zoomies this morning 🤣

I’d love an orange juice and a bacon butty if you had the time though whilst I’m waiting on a little company. 😉💋

Bacon butties are hard to come by this morning.

My glamourous waitress will be with you shortly. Have a bit of patience! And don't give her any grief! 😂

Take orders yourself bloody lazy

This, definitely this 😂😂❤️"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 days ago

Hatfield


"So very nearly missed the cafe and I was lurking ready. Seems my busy morning was too busy.

Have got some extra energy this morning if you’d like a waitress to help? Have got the adhd zoomies this morning 🤣

I’d love an orange juice and a bacon butty if you had the time though whilst I’m waiting on a little company. 😉💋

Bacon butties are hard to come by this morning.

My glamourous waitress will be with you shortly. Have a bit of patience! And don't give her any grief! 😂"

Grief… the last thing we want to give Mrs W is grief … but if food is back on the menu can I please enquire about her baps availability!

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By *idfieldMan
2 days ago

north west

Morning, seen as the kettle is on its rude not to join you. Weekend had been busy night out with the lads Friday and day with the missus yesterday, few jobs to get done around the house the roast dinner with the in laws

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By *ifelover999Man
2 days ago

Eastbourne


"So very nearly missed the cafe and I was lurking ready. Seems my busy morning was too busy.

Have got some extra energy this morning if you’d like a waitress to help? Have got the adhd zoomies this morning 🤣

I’d love an orange juice and a bacon butty if you had the time though whilst I’m waiting on a little company. 😉💋

Bacon butties are hard to come by this morning.

My glamourous waitress will be with you shortly. Have a bit of patience! And don't give her any grief! 😂

Grief… the last thing we want to give Mrs W is grief … but if food is back on the menu can I please enquire about her baps availability! "

Always available 24/7

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Tea and a muffin please.🤗❤

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Today I have a mid afternoon meet. I'll start getting ready soon. 😁🌈

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 days ago

Crumpet Castle

I want to be 176. Not years. Just 176.

We shall seeeeeee.

And yes my brekky was healthy AND way too small - I could kill a sausage roll.

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