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"OK, needs some estimation and some maths. If each ejaculation is about 40ml, and I've ejaculated on average 250 times a year since being 13 (43 years) that would be 430 litres. " Science for the win! 😜😂😂👍🏻 | |||
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"My fellow phallus bearers: How many litres of cum do you estimate that you have fired forth into this world in your lifetime? (There’s a prize of a pack of wet wipes for the highest amount) 👍🏻 ….I did forewarn you all of the sheer crassness of this thread, right?" I hardly wank now maybe a few times a month but there was a time I'd do it between 3-5 times a day. Was pretty much a sex addict. Now I'm just a gentleman deviant. | |||
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"What's the antidote?" Exorcism…. | |||
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"I scienced the fuck outa that " 😂😂😂👍🏻 | |||
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"[Slowly walks backwards out of the boy's room]" A wise move; there’s bodily fluids flying freely through the air in here…. 😜 | |||
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"[Slowly walks backwards out of the boy's room]" The clue was in the thread title…..🤷♂️ | |||
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"[Slowly walks backwards out of the boy's room] A wise move; there’s bodily fluids flying freely through the air in here…. 😜" [Secures hazmat] | |||
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"[Slowly walks backwards out of the boy's room]" can you walk backwards towards the center of the room plz. | |||
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"[Slowly walks backwards out of the boy's room] The clue was in the thread title…..🤷♂️" I own a penis, it didn't say you had to grow it and couldn't have one in the drawer 🤷🏼♀️ | |||
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"[Slowly walks backwards out of the boy's room] The clue was in the thread title…..🤷♂️ I own a penis, it didn't say you had to grow it and couldn't have one in the drawer 🤷🏼♀️" You say tomatoes……🤭 | |||
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"OK, needs some estimation and some maths. If each ejaculation is about 40ml, and I've ejaculated on average 250 times a year since being 13 (43 years) that would be 430 litres. " Using your same formula. 40ml x 365 x 2 per day x 29 years = 846.8 litres  | |||
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"OK, needs some estimation and some maths. If each ejaculation is about 40ml, and I've ejaculated on average 250 times a year since being 13 (43 years) that would be 430 litres. Using your same formula. 40ml x 365 x 2 per day x 29 years = 846.8 litres "If only you could get a car to run on it | |||
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"OK, needs some estimation and some maths. If each ejaculation is about 40ml, and I've ejaculated on average 250 times a year since being 13 (43 years) that would be 430 litres. Using your same formula. 40ml x 365 x 2 per day x 29 years = 846.8 litres "Just realised 43 years of wanking would have meant starting when I was 3. I can't really remember being 3 but I don't think I was wanking then. | |||
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"I was just thinking actually (I do this from time to time) - wouldn’t it be great to store up ones erm…. ‘Load’? Imagine not cumming for a few weeks and the subsequent eruption of a litre or so firing forth? ….Actually, it would be a Herculean clean up though so maybe not so great after all…. 🤔" I thought you meant store it in a jar or something for a moment which reminds me of tale's from the internet. | |||
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"I was just thinking actually (I do this from time to time) - wouldn’t it be great to store up ones erm…. ‘Load’? Imagine not cumming for a few weeks and the subsequent eruption of a litre or so firing forth? ….Actually, it would be a Herculean clean up though so maybe not so great after all…. 🤔 I thought you meant store it in a jar or something for a moment which reminds me of tale's from the internet. " Expedient wallpaper paste maybe….? 🤔😜 | |||
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"I was just thinking actually (I do this from time to time) - wouldn’t it be great to store up ones erm…. ‘Load’? Imagine not cumming for a few weeks and the subsequent eruption of a litre or so firing forth? ….Actually, it would be a Herculean clean up though so maybe not so great after all…. 🤔 I thought you meant store it in a jar or something for a moment which reminds me of tale's from the internet. Expedient wallpaper paste maybe….? 🤔😜" Some lads in my school did this. And they brought it in to show us. It looked disgusting. Pre smartphone days. | |||
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"I was just thinking actually (I do this from time to time) - wouldn’t it be great to store up ones erm…. ‘Load’? Imagine not cumming for a few weeks and the subsequent eruption of a litre or so firing forth? ….Actually, it would be a Herculean clean up though so maybe not so great after all…. 🤔 I thought you meant store it in a jar or something for a moment which reminds me of tale's from the internet. Expedient wallpaper paste maybe….? 🤔😜" YouTube - tales from the internet...Man creates human life in a jar and MLP cum jar. Separate videos both make odd viewing. By YouTuber whang! | |||
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"I was just thinking actually (I do this from time to time) - wouldn’t it be great to store up ones erm…. ‘Load’? Imagine not cumming for a few weeks and the subsequent eruption of a litre or so firing forth? ….Actually, it would be a Herculean clean up though so maybe not so great after all…. 🤔 I thought you meant store it in a jar or something for a moment which reminds me of tale's from the internet. Expedient wallpaper paste maybe….? 🤔😜 Some lads in my school did this. And they brought it in to show us. It looked disgusting. Pre smartphone days." 😂😂😂 Boys will be boys 😵💫😵💫😂😂😂 | |||
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"I was just thinking actually (I do this from time to time) - wouldn’t it be great to store up ones erm…. ‘Load’? Imagine not cumming for a few weeks and the subsequent eruption of a litre or so firing forth? ….Actually, it would be a Herculean clean up though so maybe not so great after all…. 🤔 I thought you meant store it in a jar or something for a moment which reminds me of tale's from the internet. Expedient wallpaper paste maybe….? 🤔😜 YouTube - tales from the internet...Man creates human life in a jar and MLP cum jar. Separate videos both make odd viewing. By YouTuber whang!" 😂😂 I now MUST see this! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 | |||
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"I was just thinking actually (I do this from time to time) - wouldn’t it be great to store up ones erm…. ‘Load’? Imagine not cumming for a few weeks and the subsequent eruption of a litre or so firing forth? ….Actually, it would be a Herculean clean up though so maybe not so great after all…. 🤔 I thought you meant store it in a jar or something for a moment which reminds me of tale's from the internet. Expedient wallpaper paste maybe….? 🤔😜 YouTube - tales from the internet...Man creates human life in a jar and MLP cum jar. Separate videos both make odd viewing. By YouTuber whang! 😂😂 I now MUST see this! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻" Sure there are few more on the tales of the internet series as well lol. Beats most of what's in TV anyway. | |||
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"Your mind must be a very interesting place OP. "‘We all float down here, Meli…’ 😜🥰🥰🥰 | |||
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"OK, needs some estimation and some maths. If each ejaculation is about 40ml, and I've ejaculated on average 250 times a year since being 13 (43 years) that would be 430 litres. Science for the win! 😜😂😂👍🏻" Except that 40ml is a wild exaggeration in most cases and even the urban legend that 10cc were named after the average amount of male ejaculate was 70s hyperbole. 5ml I believe is the accepted average. | |||
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"431ltrs 🏁 " like it 😂 | |||
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"OK, needs some estimation and some maths. If each ejaculation is about 40ml, and I've ejaculated on average 250 times a year since being 13 (43 years) that would be 430 litres. " Good lord Google tells me the average ejaculation is under 5ml | |||
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"My fellow phallus bearers: How many litres of cum do you estimate that you have fired forth into this world in your lifetime? (There’s a prize of a pack of wet wipes for the highest amount) 👍🏻 ….I did forewarn you all of the sheer crassness of this thread, right?" Did anyone admit to storing it all up and re-injecting it yet? | |||
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"I was just thinking actually (I do this from time to time) - wouldn’t it be great to store up ones erm…. ‘Load’? I thought you meant store it in a jar or something for a moment which reminds me of tale's from the internet. " For a minute there I thought this was gonna be a rerun of the infamous frozen spunk in a syringe thread  | |||
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"My fellow phallus bearers: How many litres of cum do you estimate that you have fired forth into this world in your lifetime? (There’s a prize of a pack of wet wipes for the highest amount) 👍🏻 ….I did forewarn you all of the sheer crassness of this thread, right? Did anyone admit to storing it all up and re-injecting it yet? " No but I once had an old coworker ask me if I had re-loaded a turd. | |||
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" Did anyone admit to storing it all up and re-injecting it yet? No but I once had an old coworker ask me if I had re-loaded a turd." Did you roll it in glitter first? | |||
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"OK, needs some estimation and some maths. If each ejaculation is about 40ml, and I've ejaculated on average 250 times a year since being 13 (43 years) that would be 430 litres. Good lord Google tells me the average ejaculation is under 5ml " 5ml is a tiny amount. It has to be more than that | |||
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"OK, needs some estimation and some maths. If each ejaculation is about 40ml, and I've ejaculated on average 250 times a year since being 13 (43 years) that would be 430 litres. " Are wet dreams counted in that? | |||
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"OK, needs some estimation and some maths. If each ejaculation is about 40ml, and I've ejaculated on average 250 times a year since being 13 (43 years) that would be 430 litres. Are wet dreams counted in that? " I'm including everything. But as per above I added 10 years to my wanking life and apparently I've grossly overestimated the volume of my load, although I cannot believe that 5ml is normal | |||
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" Did anyone admit to storing it all up and re-injecting it yet? No but I once had an old coworker ask me if I had re-loaded a turd. Did you roll it in glitter first? " I turned round at my desk and asked him what the fuck and then questioned what the works trip away would be like sharing a hotel. He was a nice person just came out with some shit... probably the same one thinking about it now. | |||
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"My fellow phallus bearers: How many litres of cum do you estimate that you have fired forth into this world in your lifetime? (There’s a prize of a pack of wet wipes for the highest amount) 👍🏻 ….I did forewarn you all of the sheer crassness of this thread, right? Did anyone admit to storing it all up and re-injecting it yet? No but I once had an old coworker ask me if I had re-loaded a turd." 😂😂😂😂 Oh my! Is that wherein one starts to push one out but then clenches it back in? | |||
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"My fellow phallus bearers: How many litres of cum do you estimate that you have fired forth into this world in your lifetime? (There’s a prize of a pack of wet wipes for the highest amount) 👍🏻 ….I did forewarn you all of the sheer crassness of this thread, right? Did anyone admit to storing it all up and re-injecting it yet? No but I once had an old coworker ask me if I had re-loaded a turd. 😂😂😂😂 Oh my! Is that wherein one starts to push one out but then clenches it back in? " It's been a few years but I'm sure the word pushed was used. Being a man of science I questioned how viable this was but he probably just ate protein and no fiber. | |||
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"Google (The Guardian / Cleveland Clinic) Over a lifetime, an average adult male produces approximately 14 to 21.5 gallons (about 53 to 81 liters) of semen. This total is accumulated over an estimated 7,000 to 12,700 lifetime ejaculations, with each session yielding roughly 1.5 to 5 milliliters (about one-third of a teaspoon to a full teaspoon). The total lifetime amount varies heavily based on individual frequency, health, hydration, and age. The Breakdown Per Ejaculation: The average volume ranges from 1.5 to 5 ml. It is heavily influenced by how long it has been since the previous ejaculation (abstinence time) and hydration levels. Per Year: Assuming an average of 3 to 4 ejaculations per week, a man releases about 300 to 500 ml (up to a pint) annually. Per Lifetime: Extrapolations from scientific datasets, like those discussed in BioNumbers, estimate a median of 7,200 to 8,700 lifetime ejaculations, while some lifestyle estimations place the count at around 12,700." Pure Science - I love it 😜🥰🥰🥰🥰 | |||
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