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By *ovelyDayXXX OP   Woman
1 week ago

Niche

I ate my last square of chocolate without realising it was the last square 😭

I need a moment.

Talk amongst yourselves

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
1 week ago

Herts/Leeds

Eating the last square made space in your life for new chocolate. Look forwards.

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By *onin25Man
1 week ago

Durham

🫶

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
1 week ago

London

It's not your first. It won't be your last. There's plenty of chocolate in aisle 3.

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By *ovelyDayXXX OP   Woman
1 week ago

Niche

Shall we all hold hands?

Breathe in the silence for old chocolate bars and new

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By *gent CoulsonMan
1 week ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I feel your pain, I just at my last blue ribbon dark

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By *pTheDale40Man
1 week ago

Coventry


"I ate my last square of chocolate without realising it was the last square 😭

I need a moment.

Talk amongst yourselves "

I am so sorry for your loss. Thinking of you in this dairy sad time for you…

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By *evilinDavina1Man
1 week ago

Bristol


"I ate my last square of chocolate without realising it was the last square 😭

I need a moment.

Talk amongst yourselves "

He was a true hero, never again shall we see his like, and now a moments silence in remembrance

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
1 week ago

London


"Shall we all hold hands?

Breathe in the silence for old chocolate bars and new"

Erm... you're going to have to let go of your tits. So you can hold hands. And then grab more chocolate.

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By *oeBeansMan
1 week ago

Derby

Without a spare chocolate bar to tuck into? Rookie behaviour

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By *ovelyDayXXX OP   Woman
1 week ago

Niche


"Shall we all hold hands?

Breathe in the silence for old chocolate bars and new

Erm... you're going to have to let go of your tits. So you can hold hands. And then grab more chocolate."

🤣🤣🤣 whose gonna stop me tripping on my nips then?

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
1 week ago

London


"I ate my last square of chocolate without realising it was the last square 😭

I need a moment.

Talk amongst yourselves

He was a true hero, never again shall we see his like, and now a moments silence in remembrance "

Milkus Chocolatus, first of his name

Bringer of joy and sugar rushes

Harbinger of diabetes

In dark, in white, milk too

Occasionally a limited edition

Always reliable

And now his watch has ended.

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By *Effy-Woman
1 week ago

Scotland

You really don't appreciate what you've got til' it's gone.

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By *91kMan
1 week ago

Maidstone

This is why we bulk buy chocolate and keep it stocked...

But it does require some willpower I'll admit

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
1 week ago

London


"Shall we all hold hands?

Breathe in the silence for old chocolate bars and new

Erm... you're going to have to let go of your tits. So you can hold hands. And then grab more chocolate.

🤣🤣🤣 whose gonna stop me tripping on my nips then?"

One of us will have to volunteer to hold them. So you can grieve without worrying about your nips tripping. It's the right thing to do.

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By *ovelyDayXXX OP   Woman
1 week ago

Niche


"This is why we bulk buy chocolate and keep it stocked...

But it does require some willpower I'll admit"

I'm sorry, what?

Could you repeat that please.

I couldn't hear over all the abs

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By *ovelyDayXXX OP   Woman
1 week ago

Niche


"Shall we all hold hands?

Breathe in the silence for old chocolate bars and new

Erm... you're going to have to let go of your tits. So you can hold hands. And then grab more chocolate.

🤣🤣🤣 whose gonna stop me tripping on my nips then?

One of us will have to volunteer to hold them. So you can grieve without worrying about your nips tripping. It's the right thing to do."

Fk sake! They're everywhere

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By *igerFiestaMan
1 week ago

Huddersfield

The last Rolo in the packet. The most traumatic experience was opening a bag of Maltesers and having them spill out everywhere. Glad they also come in boxes. Remember when you could buy big boxes of Smarties. Haven't seen that for donkeys.

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By *91kMan
1 week ago

Maidstone


"This is why we bulk buy chocolate and keep it stocked...

But it does require some willpower I'll admit

I'm sorry, what?

Could you repeat that please.

I couldn't hear over all the abs"

Well you lost 1 square, can offer you 6 to make up for that?

Can't guarantee a matched flavour however 😝

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By *ovelyDayXXX OP   Woman
1 week ago

Niche


"This is why we bulk buy chocolate and keep it stocked...

But it does require some willpower I'll admit

I'm sorry, what?

Could you repeat that please.

I couldn't hear over all the abs

Well you lost 1 square, can offer you 6 to make up for that?

Can't guarantee a matched flavour however 😝"

Is it like pic n mix or do you paint them different flavours of edible lube?

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By *91kMan
1 week ago

Maidstone


"This is why we bulk buy chocolate and keep it stocked...

But it does require some willpower I'll admit

I'm sorry, what?

Could you repeat that please.

I couldn't hear over all the abs

Well you lost 1 square, can offer you 6 to make up for that?

Can't guarantee a matched flavour however 😝

Is it like pic n mix or do you paint them different flavours of edible lube?"

Lube! There's almost enough flavours for each day of the week. Sunday is clean up day

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By *ovelyDayXXX OP   Woman
1 week ago

Niche


"This is why we bulk buy chocolate and keep it stocked...

But it does require some willpower I'll admit

I'm sorry, what?

Could you repeat that please.

I couldn't hear over all the abs

Well you lost 1 square, can offer you 6 to make up for that?

Can't guarantee a matched flavour however 😝

Is it like pic n mix or do you paint them different flavours of edible lube?

Lube! There's almost enough flavours for each day of the week. Sunday is clean up day"

There's a bath thread for that

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
1 week ago

North Welsh Borders

Sending you strength through these dark times

I'll pray for you and hope your lamp keeps burning 🔥 🙏

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By *ichaelsmyMan
1 week ago

douglas

i bought myself a packet of orange aero balls, hated them. so they are in the fridge if you wanted them

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By *eliWoman
1 week ago

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"...and hope your lamp keeps burning 🔥 🙏"

Amazing 👏🏼

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