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The age of 40...the most astonishing time in a human's life...

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By *agic.M OP   Man
1 week ago

Kent/London

Half of your peers look like they are still in their late 20s...the other half look like they just came back from war...some are becoming grandparents, others are becoming parents...the rest are still dating 25 year olds ... It's like every 40 year old is living in a different time and year 😶

I got just a little over 6 months until I am officially 40...I wonder what type will I be 🤔.

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By *oeBeansMan
1 week ago

Derby


"Half of your peers look like they are still in their late 20s...the other half look like they just came back from war...some are becoming grandparents, others are becoming parents...the rest are still dating 25 year olds ... It's like every 40 year old is living in a different time and year 😶

I got just a little over 6 months until I am officially 40...I wonder what type will I be 🤔. "

War and grandparent?

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By *eroLondonMan
1 week ago

Mayfair

I think you'll look moth-eaten, OP. It happens.

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By *Effy-Woman
1 week ago

Scotland

I read the title in David Attenborough's voice.

Anyway, bald?

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By *agic.M OP   Man
1 week ago

Kent/London


"I think you'll look moth-eaten, OP. It happens."

🧟‍♂️

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By *a LunaWoman
1 week ago

Wales

You’ll need some WD40 on your limbs for your dance routines, but other than that you’ll be fine.

You’ll be a silver fox and ladies will launch themselves at you (I’m sure they do already) and you’ll wish for the halcyon days of your 20’s when you could outmanoeuvre these thirsty women with ease!

Look after your knees!

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By *viatrixWoman
1 week ago

Back in Surrey, Dahlings!

I felt old when I turned 40.

I look younger and hotter now at 53. 🥳💖🎀

In the other hand my FWB is 40 but looks 30-32

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By *ou only live onceMan
1 week ago

London

Haha, that popped up on my insta today too.

I look like I'm old enough to have fought in WWII...

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By *homas400Man
1 week ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

Well I'm 60 and I dont remember turning 40 being that great. I'm happier now.

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By *agic.M OP   Man
1 week ago

Kent/London


"Haha, that popped up on my insta today too.

I look like I'm old enough to have fought in WWII..."

Thank you for your service 🫡

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By *ou only live onceMan
1 week ago

London


"Haha, that popped up on my insta today too.

I look like I'm old enough to have fought in WWII...

Thank you for your service 🫡"

Entering my salt and pepper era.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
1 week ago

London


"Haha, that popped up on my insta today too.

I look like I'm old enough to have fought in WWII...

Thank you for your service 🫡

Entering my salt and pepper era."

Aka the Clooney Years.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
1 week ago

funky town

Ah middle agedness

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By *ou only live onceMan
1 week ago

London


"Ah middle agedness "

💯

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By *hickthighs26Woman
1 week ago

funky town


"Ah middle agedness

💯"

🤣😘

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By *oeBeansMan
1 week ago

Derby


"Ah middle agedness "

Correct, 40. The age for which the term applies!

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
1 week ago

North Welsh Borders


"I think you'll look moth-eaten, OP. It happens."

And when you get to 50 you start stinking of mothballs and you get your obligatory Werthers original starter pack 😬☺️

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By *hickthighs26Woman
1 week ago

funky town


"Ah middle agedness

Correct, 40. The age for which the term applies!"

The middle of middle agedness! 🤣

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
1 week ago

London

Thanks to fitness, nutrition and even some procedures (non surgical and surgical) some people look amazing at 40, 50 and even 60+. Some don't.

Genetics also helps. Other factors too.

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By *oeBeansMan
1 week ago

Derby


"Ah middle agedness

Correct, 40. The age for which the term applies!

The middle of middle agedness! 🤣"

Had to go and ruin it, didn't you? 😂

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By *hickthighs26Woman
1 week ago

funky town


"Ah middle agedness

Correct, 40. The age for which the term applies!

The middle of middle agedness! 🤣

Had to go and ruin it, didn't you? 😂"

😬🤣

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By *agic.M OP   Man
1 week ago

Kent/London


"Ah middle agedness "

Your comment hurts the most 🥲

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By *mf123Man
1 week ago

with one foot out the door

40 was where my old self died about 4 months into the year iv been a very different man since then

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman
1 week ago

Telford

My mum keeps telling me it all goes down hill all of a sudden haha.

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple
1 week ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Half of your peers look like they are still in their late 20s...the other half look like they just came back from war...some are becoming grandparents, others are becoming parents...the rest are still dating 25 year olds ... It's like every 40 year old is living in a different time and year 😶

I got just a little over 6 months until I am officially 40...I wonder what type will I be 🤔. "

I reckon you'll be like fine wine

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple
1 week ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I think you'll look moth-eaten, OP. It happens.

And when you get to 50 you start stinking of mothballs and you get your obligatory Werthers original starter pack 😬☺️"

Stop it !! I've only two years until that happens 😭😭😭

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By *rightonsteveMan
1 week ago

Hove, mainly…

40 was a long time ago….

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By *kphooey43Man
1 week ago

Barnet


"Half of your peers look like they are still in their late 20s...the other half look like they just came back from war...some are becoming grandparents, others are becoming parents...the rest are still dating 25 year olds ... It's like every 40 year old is living in a different time and year 😶

I got just a little over 6 months until I am officially 40...I wonder what type will I be 🤔.

I reckon you'll be like fine wine "

Probably corked😋

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By *eliWoman
1 week ago

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It sounds very live love laughesque, can imagine this post on Facebook with excessive emotes.

Midlife crisis type? Think of all the fun you'll have. New car, new hairline, new girlfriends half your age.

I've got a little over three years and a few months. Going to take five years off my age when I hit it, say things like "age is only a number" and "I say it as it is".

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By *agic.M OP   Man
1 week ago

Kent/London


"I've got a little over three years and a few months. Going to take five years off my age when I hit it, say things like "age is only a number" and "I say it as it is"."

"Say it with your chest !!!"

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By *onin25Man
1 week ago

Durham

Ahh, 40, the same age as Pauline Fowler was meant to be when Eastenders started.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
1 week ago

South Wales

Maybe you’ll buy a motorbike xx 😘

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By *oxy-RedWoman
1 week ago

pink panther territory

Il be 65 in a few months so turning 40 is a very distant memory

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By *otstuff77Woman
1 week ago

to close for comfort

I feel much hotter turning 50 than I did turning 40

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
1 week ago

North Welsh Borders


"I think you'll look moth-eaten, OP. It happens.

And when you get to 50 you start stinking of mothballs and you get your obligatory Werthers original starter pack 😬☺️

Stop it !! I've only two years until that happens 😭😭😭"

Oh you are a spring chicken....

I will be 52 in a few weeks 😶 if I close my eyes it can't happen

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By *viatrixWoman
1 week ago

Back in Surrey, Dahlings!

I’ve never believed in taking years off- I know many women who do- my mother did it all the time (and pulled it off!)

But sometimes I feel tempted to change my profile age to 40. And prolly would get away with it 🤣🤣🤣 though 42 would be more comfortable, don’t know why 🤭

But no. What’cha see is what’cha get with me

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By *enuine_J87Man
1 week ago

Eastleigh

Turn 40 next year. Most of my mates are from childhood so same age, most married with two kids on average. One was was married but now divorced, one who’s never had a girlfriend and looks about 55.

Two of them still can’t grow facial hair so will end up ss wrinkly baby faces!

I would say I look ok for my age although going very grey up top now. No marriage, no kids. I wanted all that but life doesn’t go the way you want/plan it.

I seem to just pick up injuries over night now that just don’t go away, so I think if I make it to 60 I will be really bad!

But on the plus side, house, car, job, family, friends, security and occasionally find a nice woman to meet so turning 40 could be far far worse!

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By *heJam84Man
1 week ago

Manchester

turned 40 a few years ago, bald but told i'm look 35 which i'll take haha. lifes pretty cool in your 40's.

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By *agic.M OP   Man
1 week ago

Kent/London


"Turn 40 next year. Most of my mates are from childhood so same age, most married with two kids on average. One was was married but now divorced, one who’s never had a girlfriend and looks about 55.

Two of them still can’t grow facial hair so will end up ss wrinkly baby faces!

I would say I look ok for my age although going very grey up top now. No marriage, no kids. I wanted all that but life doesn’t go the way you want/plan it.

I seem to just pick up injuries over night now that just don’t go away, so I think if I make it to 60 I will be really bad!

But on the plus side, house, car, job, family, friends, security and occasionally find a nice woman to meet so turning 40 could be far far worse! "

Brother you look great 🙌

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
1 week ago

London


"Turn 40 next year. Most of my mates are from childhood so same age, most married with two kids on average. One was was married but now divorced, one who’s never had a girlfriend and looks about 55.

Two of them still can’t grow facial hair so will end up ss wrinkly baby faces!

I would say I look ok for my age although going very grey up top now. No marriage, no kids. I wanted all that but life doesn’t go the way you want/plan it.

I seem to just pick up injuries over night now that just don’t go away, so I think if I make it to 60 I will be really bad!

But on the plus side, house, car, job, family, friends, security and occasionally find a nice woman to meet so turning 40 could be far far worse!

Brother you look great 🙌"

Agree. Be proud of yourself. 💪🏾💙😁

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By *avexxMan
1 week ago

cheshire

40 to me is still very young

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