FabSwingers.com forum: What's a non-essential thing you'd add to your house?

By *rytomakelifefun OP Man
1 week ago

Leeds / Sheffield

House hunting at present - more gazing as nobody will budget om asking price.

Anyway fantasising about my own lil' patch.

Here's my thoughts:

Realistic - a garage which I can convert to a home gym.

Unrealistic- sauna + steam room.

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By *elix SightedMan
1 week ago

Cloud 8

A gun turret.

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By *oeBeansMan
1 week ago

Derby

An espresso machine

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
1 week ago

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A games room...pool table, dart board, arcade machines etc.

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By *rytomakelifefun OP Man
1 week ago

Leeds / Sheffield

"A gun turret."

Are you mounting a Canon or anti-aircraft?

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By *rytomakelifefun OP Man
1 week ago

Leeds / Sheffield

"An espresso machine"

....I mean, do you not have kitchen space? Or do you want a barrista style one?

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By *rytomakelifefun OP Man
1 week ago

Leeds / Sheffield

"A games room...pool table, dart board, arcade machines etc. "

That actually sounds so fun, beers and games at yours?

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By *morousCouple8Couple
1 week ago

Cumbria

Air con run by renewable energy

And a brick built pizza oven & BBQ station/bar outside

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By *rightonsteveMan
1 week ago

Hove, mainly…

A sunken hot tub

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
1 week ago

London

Man cave.

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
1 week ago

Niche

A moat and a draw bridge

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By *oeBeansMan
1 week ago

Derby

"An espresso machine

....I mean, do you not have kitchen space? Or do you want a barrista style one?"

As in I want be given top of the line everything so my family don't go "how much?!" when they visit 😅

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By *llenandmarieCouple
1 week ago

Birmingham

Allen: A TV in the kitchen. I spend a lot of time chilling in there since the 4 year old hogs the Living Room one.

One might have been ordered and delivered in time for the World Cup….. might…..

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By *naswingdressWoman
1 week ago

Manchester (she/her)

If we're waving a wand and practical constraints/bills aren't an option... Indoor swimming pool.

(Yes I live in a flat, no I'm not on the ground floor. Minor detail)

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By *Effy-Woman
1 week ago

Scotland

Ninja slushie machine!

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By *homas400Man
1 week ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

A small pub.

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By *eximus MaximusMan
1 week ago

Up North

A vagina room

For the neighbours to enjoy

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By *eliWoman
1 week ago

Realistic - a KitchenAid mixer.

Unrealistic - a high ceiling library room filled with first editions and alcove seating and with those little ladders to climb on/have sex against.

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By *eekaboo BellyMan
1 week ago

Bradford

"A gun turret."

Second this. A gau-8 avenger. The sound alone would make me climax

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By *he MinionMan
1 week ago

Surrey

Realistic - man cave /hot tub under a pergola.

Unrealistic - helicopter landing pad.

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By *kphooey43Man
1 week ago

Barnet

Couple of outbuildings for hobbies and enough space for at least another four beehives.

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away

Dungeon

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
1 week ago

North Welsh Borders

An electric fence around the outside with a big red lights and sirens if someone tries to breach it

A swimming pool

A rooftop terrace with a big slide which ends in my pool

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
1 week ago

Herts/Leeds

Prescription windows so when people look in they think I’m massive and trapped inside.

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By *actile TensionMan
1 week ago

Sussex

Unrealistic - Superhero style lair

Realistic - hot tub

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By *apua New GuineaMan
1 week ago

nearby

Cat flap- willy height.

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By *rytomakelifefun OP Man
1 week ago

Leeds / Sheffield

"Air con run by renewable energy

And a brick built pizza oven & BBQ station/bar outside "

Nice!

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1 week ago

A mast and a spinnaker sail … ( no need for an anchor)

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By *rytomakelifefun OP Man
1 week ago

Leeds / Sheffield

"A sunken hot tub"

More of a sauna guy, but 100% see the appeal

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By *rytomakelifefun OP Man
1 week ago

Leeds / Sheffield

"A moat and a draw bridge"

Complete with a defensive wall?

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By *rytomakelifefun OP Man
1 week ago

Leeds / Sheffield

"If we're waving a wand and practical constraints/bills aren't an option... Indoor swimming pool.

(Yes I live in a flat, no I'm not on the ground floor. Minor detail)"

Ugh that'd be so nice I'm summer and winter

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By *luebell888Woman
1 week ago

Glasgowish

A large indoor swimming pool would be great.

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By *rytomakelifefun OP Man
1 week ago

Leeds / Sheffield

"An electric fence around the outside with a big red lights and sirens if someone tries to breach it

A swimming pool

A rooftop terrace with a big slide which ends in my pool

Bar on the terrace?

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By *lasmaxMan
1 week ago

Watford

A car lift, so the basement can house the supercars lol

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By *rytomakelifefun OP Man
1 week ago

Leeds / Sheffield

"Realistic - a KitchenAid mixer.

Unrealistic - a high ceiling library room filled with first editions and alcove seating and with those little ladders to climb on/have sex against. "

Oft a library sounds lush, I'd need a wooden fire though

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By *lasmaxMan
1 week ago

Watford

"A large indoor swimming pool would be great."

I used to have an outdoor one, that was fun too

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
1 week ago

North Welsh Borders

"An electric fence around the outside with a big red lights and sirens if someone tries to breach it

A swimming pool

A rooftop terrace with a big slide which ends in my pool

Bar on the terrace? "

Yes, with hollowed out coconuts for my mocktails

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By *rytomakelifefun OP Man
1 week ago

Leeds / Sheffield

"An electric fence around the outside with a big red lights and sirens if someone tries to breach it

A swimming pool

A rooftop terrace with a big slide which ends in my pool

Bar on the terrace?

Yes, with hollowed out coconuts for my mocktails "

Delicious, though I'd be tempted to serve affogato with coconut ice cream in them

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By *pTheDale40Man
1 week ago

Coventry

More attractive neighbours 🫤

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
1 week ago

Niche

"A moat and a draw bridge

Complete with a defensive wall?"

Oh I have that bit already 😁

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
1 week ago

hexham

A decent size art studio, with good light !

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By *aphunterMan
1 week ago

horsham

Naked Father Christmas riding a sledge off my roof

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By *laytime_13Woman
1 week ago

Lincs

An endless swimming pool would do nicely please.

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By *iHungMan
1 week ago

Blackpool

Definitely a steam room, they get me so horny.

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By *reolush98Man
1 week ago

Manchester

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By *uicyboobiesWoman
1 week ago

Newtownbutler

A few acre site surrounded by forest with a stream and a swing over the stream. I can dream 😊

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By *andS_coupleCouple
1 week ago

London

Not to sound like losers, a big garden, flat so the kids can ride their bikes.

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By *aven RedWoman
1 week ago

Liverpool x

A library room. I'd spend hours in there x

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By *l chapo123Man
1 week ago

Costa del sol

A women

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By *a LunaWoman
1 week ago

Wales

A lap pool 🏊‍♀️

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By *rHotNottsMan
1 week ago

Dubai & Nottingham

A few things I’ve had or built in the past that would part of my future ideal home

Rooftop pool

Trampoline sunken into lawn

Waterfall - 2 ponds with small connecting river

South facing wooden balcony from main bedroom

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