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"Please can I have a cocktail OP. One that will make me make a very wrong but very right decision? " Of course 😏🍸 One ‘Bad Decisions’ cocktail coming up… Double vodka, dark rum, a splash of temptation and just enough confidence to text someone you absolutely shouldn’t 😂🍹 Warning: Side effects may include flirting outrageously at the bar, poor choices at the pool table and waking up wondering who gave you their room key 😏🍻 | |||
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"A Morgans and for boobs and a lucozade for me please op" Not a problem take a seat and I will bring them over right away ☺️ | |||
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"Dissarano n n ice 🧊 plz x" Cola | |||
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"Dissarano n n ice 🧊 plz x" Coming right up 😏🥃🧊 One Disaronno on ice for the dangerously smooth customer at the end of the bar… Careful though, after two of those people start looking more attractive and pool suddenly becomes a contact sport 😂🍻 | |||
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"Please can I have a cocktail OP. One that will make me make a very wrong but very right decision? Of course 😏🍸 One ‘Bad Decisions’ cocktail coming up… Double vodka, dark rum, a splash of temptation and just enough confidence to text someone you absolutely shouldn’t 😂🍹 Warning: Side effects may include flirting outrageously at the bar, poor choices at the pool table and waking up wondering who gave you their room key 😏🍻" I don’t want to wake up wandering anything, I want to remember it all, them all 😈 | |||
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"Can I have a strong enough drink that will make me back out and have people take advantage of me please it's been one of them days" No problem sir, how long would you like for this to happen??? | |||
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"Can I have a IPA? 😅😅" India Pale Ale 🍺 It’s a type of beer known for being: more hoppy stronger tasting often slightly bitter and usually a bit higher in alcohol than standard lager Not a problem my good sir | |||
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table..." Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸 Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂 But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻 | |||
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"Can I have a IPA? 😅😅 India Pale Ale 🍺 It’s a type of beer known for being: more hoppy stronger tasting often slightly bitter and usually a bit higher in alcohol than standard lager Not a problem my good sir" Thanks a lot my friend! 🙂 | |||
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"As long as possible " No problem my good sir chloroform coming right up (good night sir) and enjoy | |||
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"Can I have a IPA? 😅😅 India Pale Ale 🍺 It’s a type of beer known for being: more hoppy stronger tasting often slightly bitter and usually a bit higher in alcohol than standard lager Not a problem my good sir Not a problem good sir Thanks a lot my friend! 🙂" | |||
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table... Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸 Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂 But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻" Now that sounds even better  | |||
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"I'll take a strawberry daiquiri please I'm feeling fruity" Please pull up a seat while I make you the best one you have ever had 😋 | |||
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"Pint of Doom Bar please my good man" Oi you. I was feeding you paracetamol with your coffee this morning 🤬🤣🤣🤣🤣😔 | |||
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"Can I have a water and maybe a bucket, just incase. Heavy night last night😭" Of course 😏💧🪣 One ice-cold water and the emergency recovery bucket for the pretty lady at the bar 😂 Rough night? Don’t worry… im highly trained on this recommend hydration, carbs and absolutely no tequila for at least 24 hours 🍻😅 | |||
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"Pint of Doom Bar please my good man" No problem sir, anything else with that?? | |||
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"G&T please barman. I’ll be in the corner googling chat up lines that I’ll never use." One G&T coming up for the gorgeous lady in the corner 😏🍸 And don’t worry about the chat-up lines… half the people in here panic, forget their best material and end up flirting by accident anyway 😂 Besides, the shy ones are usually the most interesting once you get them talking 😉🍻 | |||
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"Pint of Doom Bar please my good man No problem sir, anything else with that??" Much obliged. That's it for now thank you,take one for yourself | |||
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table... Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸 Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂 But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻 Now that sounds even better "You now have your own table 😘 | |||
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"Can I have whatever your signature cocktail is please " Ahhh going straight for the signature cocktail 😏🍸 Bold choice. Right then… one ‘Captivating Chaos’ coming up. A dangerous mix of rum, whiskey, bad intentions and confidence… served cold but guaranteed to warm the room up after a couple 😂🍻 Warning: may lead to over-sharing, terrible dancing and thinking you’re unbeatable at pool 🎱😏 | |||
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"Can I have a water and maybe a bucket, just incase. Heavy night last night😭 Of course 😏💧🪣 One ice-cold water and the emergency recovery bucket for the pretty lady at the bar 😂 Rough night? Don’t worry… im highly trained on this recommend hydration, carbs and absolutely no tequila for at least 24 hours 🍻😅" Thank you! If we could keep the music down a bit and hold off on the karaoke until I leave, that would be fantastic. | |||
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"I could do with the Regret the Next Decade, if you please! " Excellent choice 😂🍸 One ‘Regret the Next Decade’ coming right up… A terrifying blend of dark rum, absinthe, mystery spirits and whatever the bloke at the end of the bar dared me to add 😭🍻 Side effects may include: 📱 texting people from 2009 💃 dancing like your knees still work 🎤 overconfidence during karaoke and waking up emotionally attached to someone you met near the jukebox | |||
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"Can I have whatever your signature cocktail is please Ahhh going straight for the signature cocktail 😏🍸 Bold choice. Right then… one ‘Captivating Chaos’ coming up. A dangerous mix of rum, whiskey, bad intentions and confidence… served cold but guaranteed to warm the room up after a couple 😂🍻 Warning: may lead to over-sharing, terrible dancing and thinking you’re unbeatable at pool 🎱😏" Ha, I never over share, am an amazing dancer and am very aware how shit I am at pool | |||
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"Can I have a water and maybe a bucket, just incase. Heavy night last night😭 Of course 😏💧🪣 One ice-cold water and the emergency recovery bucket for the pretty lady at the bar 😂 Rough night? Don’t worry… im highly trained on this recommend hydration, carbs and absolutely no tequila for at least 24 hours 🍻😅 Thank you! If we could keep the music down a bit and hold off on the karaoke until I leave, that would be fantastic. " How about the bartenders special for you?? | |||
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"I could do with the Regret the Next Decade, if you please! Excellent choice 😂🍸 One ‘Regret the Next Decade’ coming right up… A terrifying blend of dark rum, absinthe, mystery spirits and whatever the bloke at the end of the bar dared me to add 😭🍻 Side effects may include: 📱 texting people from 2009 💃 dancing like your knees still work 🎤 overconfidence during karaoke and waking up emotionally attached to someone you met near the jukebox" Perfect! Hopefully lots of flirting, too! | |||
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"I’d like a “ Nice Long Screw against the Fireplace “ please." Anything is possible in this bar my good sir, coming up.. | |||
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"I could do with the Regret the Next Decade, if you please! Excellent choice 😂🍸 One ‘Regret the Next Decade’ coming right up… A terrifying blend of dark rum, absinthe, mystery spirits and whatever the bloke at the end of the bar dared me to add 😭🍻 Side effects may include: 📱 texting people from 2009 💃 dancing like your knees still work 🎤 overconfidence during karaoke and waking up emotionally attached to someone you met near the jukebox Perfect! Hopefully lots of flirting, too! " Only the best flirting for you two😉 | |||
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"Can I have a water and maybe a bucket, just incase. Heavy night last night😭 Of course 😏💧🪣 One ice-cold water and the emergency recovery bucket for the pretty lady at the bar 😂 Rough night? Don’t worry… im highly trained on this recommend hydration, carbs and absolutely no tequila for at least 24 hours 🍻😅 Thank you! If we could keep the music down a bit and hold off on the karaoke until I leave, that would be fantastic. How about the bartenders special for you?? " What would that be? 👀 | |||
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"Can I have a water and maybe a bucket, just incase. Heavy night last night😭 Of course 😏💧🪣 One ice-cold water and the emergency recovery bucket for the pretty lady at the bar 😂 Rough night? Don’t worry… im highly trained on this recommend hydration, carbs and absolutely no tequila for at least 24 hours 🍻😅 Thank you! If we could keep the music down a bit and hold off on the karaoke until I leave, that would be fantastic. How about the bartenders special for you?? What would that be? 👀" The bartender’s special? 😏🍸 That would be a dangerous little mix called ‘Hair of the Dog & Poor Decisions’ 😂 Served with ice, a bacon sandwich on the side and a comforting reminder that whatever happened last night probably looked like a good idea at the time 😅 | |||
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"Would normally be an IPA man, but tonight, a Mojito or 3 is calling! Memories of naked beaches in Cuba" My good sir 3 Mojitos coming up. Ps naked beaches at the back of the bar. | |||
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"Do you serve and alcohol free drinks? " Yes sir indeed we do! Everyone is welcome | |||
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"Good evening a very large gin and lemonade pls "Not a problem my good lady, pull up.a seat and tell me why you need a large one?  | |||
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Not a problem my good lady, pull up.a seat and tell me why you need a large one? "Just because I'm thirsty  | |||
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"Can I have a water and maybe a bucket, just incase. Heavy night last night😭 Of course 😏💧🪣 One ice-cold water and the emergency recovery bucket for the pretty lady at the bar 😂 Rough night? Don’t worry… im highly trained on this recommend hydration, carbs and absolutely no tequila for at least 24 hours 🍻😅 Thank you! If we could keep the music down a bit and hold off on the karaoke until I leave, that would be fantastic. How about the bartenders special for you?? What would that be? 👀 The bartender’s special? 😏🍸 That would be a dangerous little mix called ‘Hair of the Dog & Poor Decisions’ 😂 Served with ice, a bacon sandwich on the side and a comforting reminder that whatever happened last night probably looked like a good idea at the time 😅" You had me at bacon *smashes bank card on the bar* I'll take 3. | |||
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table... Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸 Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂 But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻 Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘"I do like this place | |||
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"I could do with the Regret the Next Decade, if you please! Excellent choice 😂🍸 One ‘Regret the Next Decade’ coming right up… A terrifying blend of dark rum, absinthe, mystery spirits and whatever the bloke at the end of the bar dared me to add 😭🍻 Side effects may include: 📱 texting people from 2009 💃 dancing like your knees still work 🎤 overconfidence during karaoke and waking up emotionally attached to someone you met near the jukebox Perfect! Hopefully lots of flirting, too! Only the best flirting for you two😉" Just Mrs in the forums. | |||
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"Can I have a water and maybe a bucket, just incase. Heavy night last night😭 Of course 😏💧🪣 One ice-cold water and the emergency recovery bucket for the pretty lady at the bar 😂 Rough night? Don’t worry… im highly trained on this recommend hydration, carbs and absolutely no tequila for at least 24 hours 🍻😅 Thank you! If we could keep the music down a bit and hold off on the karaoke until I leave, that would be fantastic. How about the bartenders special for you?? What would that be? 👀 The bartender’s special? 😏🍸 That would be a dangerous little mix called ‘Hair of the Dog & Poor Decisions’ 😂 Served with ice, a bacon sandwich on the side and a comforting reminder that whatever happened last night probably looked like a good idea at the time 😅 You had me at bacon *smashes bank card on the bar* I'll take 3. " Its on the house for you 😀 | |||
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"I could do with the Regret the Next Decade, if you please! Excellent choice 😂🍸 One ‘Regret the Next Decade’ coming right up… A terrifying blend of dark rum, absinthe, mystery spirits and whatever the bloke at the end of the bar dared me to add 😭🍻 Side effects may include: 📱 texting people from 2009 💃 dancing like your knees still work 🎤 overconfidence during karaoke and waking up emotionally attached to someone you met near the jukebox Perfect! Hopefully lots of flirting, too! Only the best flirting for you two😉 Just Mrs in the forums. " Start the best flirting you have got, lots to talk with | |||
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table... Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸 Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂 But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻 Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘
I do like this place "Definitely welcome all the time! Now how about the game for pool? | |||
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"I’ll have pineapple flavoured highball please" No problems my good sir coming up.... | |||
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"Looks like Toots got the sack 😥" Just filling in for Toots i really hope doing a good job sir. Now hows about a drink on the house? | |||
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"I started on the gin and moved on to the vodka but the worst thing to happen is.ive run out of ice" We only have fresh ice her none of that frozen rubbish 🤣😂 | |||
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"Could I have a can of Krush DIPA please, if you have one, alongside a very large bottle of cold water." Absolutely coming right up please pull up a seat. Would younlike ice with that?? | |||
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table... Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸 Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂 But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻 Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘
I do like this place
Definitely welcome all the time! Now how about the game for pool?"I'm already bent over waiting | |||
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table... Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸 Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂 But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻 Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘
I do like this place
Definitely welcome all the time! Now how about the game for pool?
I'm already bent over waiting "Thats a hard shoot... please let me help you with that 🫣☺️😂 | |||
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"Cocktail for Laura beer for james" Not a problem you two please feel free to play pool and i will bring the drinks over | |||
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"A beer please bar keep and one for yourself " Why thank you good sir. I will have a jd with ice thank you | |||
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table... Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸 Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂 But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻 Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘
I do like this place
Definitely welcome all the time! Now how about the game for pool?
I'm already bent over waiting
Thats a hard shoot... please let me help you with that 🫣☺️😂"Come behind me and help me aim the shot | |||
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"Just a couple of neat brandy please " Not a problem for you! May i ask? You trying to get rid of that taste in your mouth?? I did think that room was closed today 😏 | |||
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"A Pernod and black please followed by a cheeky knuckle shuffle in a cozy little nook in a dark corner " Only the best gor you good sir now find that dark corner | |||
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table... Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸 Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂 But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻 Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘
I do like this place
Definitely welcome all the time! Now how about the game for pool?
I'm already bent over waiting
Thats a hard shoot... please let me help you with that 🫣☺️😂
Come behind me and help me aim the shot "This may take a while to help you aim that shot | |||
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"Can I have a large zinfandel please with one ice 😘 thank you "Anything for you its coming up straight away 😊 | |||
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table... Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸 Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂 But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻 Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘
I do like this place
Definitely welcome all the time! Now how about the game for pool?
I'm already bent over waiting
Thats a hard shoot... please let me help you with that 🫣☺️😂
Come behind me and help me aim the shot
This may take a while to help you aim that shot "That's fine. Take your time and do it properly | |||
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"I've had enough alcohol for today but I'll take a pint of ice cold ribena please " Not a problem you can have what ever you want. | |||
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"Can I get one for the road please " No driving I've got you a taxi | |||
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"I've had enough alcohol for today but I'll take a pint of ice cold ribena please " that's a bit rock and roll | |||
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"Can I get one for the road please No driving I've got you a taxi " You da man | |||
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table... Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸 Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂 But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻 Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘
I do like this place
Definitely welcome all the time! Now how about the game for pool?
I'm already bent over waiting
Thats a hard shoot... please let me help you with that 🫣☺️😂
Come behind me and help me aim the shot
This may take a while to help you aim that shot
That's fine. Take your time and do it properly "I promise it will be the best shot ever | |||
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"I would like a 7up with fresh mint and lemon please." You can have two... a 14up coming right up sir | |||
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"I’ll have one more! 🥃" Not a problem sir what would you like this time? | |||
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"I've had enough alcohol for today but I'll take a pint of ice cold ribena please that's a bit rock and roll" I'm know how to live life on the edge 😎 | |||
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"I’ll have one more! 🥃 Not a problem sir what would you like this time? " Will stick to my new heart-burn free drink. Vodka, lemonade with a dash of apple juice. | |||
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"I've had enough alcohol for today but I'll take a pint of ice cold ribena please " I had strawberry flavoured ribena the other day. I was so offended, I wanted to throw it at someone’s face! | |||
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table... Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸 Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂 But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻 Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘
I do like this place
Definitely welcome all the time! Now how about the game for pool?
I'm already bent over waiting
Thats a hard shoot... please let me help you with that 🫣☺️😂
Come behind me and help me aim the shot
This may take a while to help you aim that shot
That's fine. Take your time and do it properly
I promise it will be the best shot ever "Best bar man ever. Have a drink on me. Like literally. | |||
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table... Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸 Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂 But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻 Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘
I do like this place
Definitely welcome all the time! Now how about the game for pool?
I'm already bent over waiting
Thats a hard shoot... please let me help you with that 🫣☺️😂
Come behind me and help me aim the shot
This may take a while to help you aim that shot
That's fine. Take your time and do it properly
I promise it will be the best shot ever
Best bar man ever. Have a drink on me.
Like literally."Tequila rose from your belly button | |||
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table... Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸 Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂 But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻 Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘
I do like this place
Definitely welcome all the time! Now how about the game for pool?
I'm already bent over waiting
Thats a hard shoot... please let me help you with that 🫣☺️😂
Come behind me and help me aim the shot
This may take a while to help you aim that shot
That's fine. Take your time and do it properly
I promise it will be the best shot ever
Best bar man ever. Have a drink on me.
Like literally.
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"I've had enough alcohol for today but I'll take a pint of ice cold ribena please that's a bit rock and roll I'm know how to live life on the edge 😎 " Im so sorry my good lady. You have my full attention. The drinks will be on the house | |||
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"I've had enough alcohol for today but I'll take a pint of ice cold ribena please I had strawberry flavoured ribena the other day. I was so offended, I wanted to throw it at someone’s face!" Oh yeah that's not good 😭 | |||
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"Still waiting! Fuck it, I’ll crawl on to the next bar 🤣" Get me a wine while you're there please | |||
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"What about a slippery nipple ? That's later in the night " Thats definitely later in the night  | |||
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"Still waiting! Fuck it, I’ll crawl on to the next bar 🤣" You're such a moaner 🙄🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Still waiting! Fuck it, I’ll crawl on to the next bar 🤣" I do apologise my good sir I was playing pool anything on the house so you stay | |||
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"Still waiting! Fuck it, I’ll crawl on to the next bar 🤣 Get me a wine while you're there please "You have a full bottle of wine can I have a glass with you?? | |||
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"Still waiting! Fuck it, I’ll crawl on to the next bar 🤣 You're such a moaner 🙄🤣🤣🤣" 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Still waiting! Fuck it, I’ll crawl on to the next bar 🤣 Get me a wine while you're there please
You have a full bottle of wine can I have a glass with you??"on my way (hiccup) back from the other (hiccup) bar, was waiting for Donna (hiccup) she’s taking a slash outside (hiccup). Here is your gin and tonic ( hiccup) | |||
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"Still waiting! Fuck it, I’ll crawl on to the next bar 🤣 You're such a moaner 🙄🤣🤣🤣" is the cafe open tomorrow moaning? | |||
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"Still on vodka and but it doesnt taste that nice without ice" Oh you need ice! | |||
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"Still waiting! Fuck it, I’ll crawl on to the next bar 🤣 You're such a moaner 🙄🤣🤣🤣 is the cafe open tomorrow moaning? " I might do a BH special. No moaners allowed 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm parched. Could you get me a shandy please bartender...whilst I set your balls up " that’s 12 mins and you’ve not been served. Fuck it, I’m moaning on your behalf 🤣😂🤣 | |||
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