FabSwingers.com forum: Don't say it

By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
3 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

What could you say that would ruin a meet?

Silly answers only

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

That's what your Dad ordered

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By *hinstrapMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield

You taste like my dad

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
3 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

Are you wearing the shoes that make the noise

Mother wants to meet you

We wants to smell you

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
3 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

I warned you I had an upset stomach!

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 weeks ago

London

Don't tell Harry.

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

You don't mind that I brought my mam do you?

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By *hunkymonkey81Man
3 weeks ago

Sheffield

I know you

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By *actile TensionMan
3 weeks ago

Sussex

Who'd you vote for?

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 weeks ago

London

Let's hurry up and finish, I've got a D&D game in half an hour. I'm the Dungeon Master this time.

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
3 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Where do you keep the mop and bucket?

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By *its_and_TiramisuCouple
3 weeks ago

North Somerset

Don't mind the discharge, it makes for great lube. 👌👌

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By *tannersMan
3 weeks ago

stanley

Your sister has better tits

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By *otwife_couple_hullCouple
3 weeks ago

Hull

Ooooh! I hope you are as good as your dad and uncle!

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By *unxxx9911Man
3 weeks ago

Redhill

Who was that on your profile pic then?

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Yes, I know it’s your husband’s funeral but I’m horny. Fancy a fuck in the cloakroom?

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
3 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Don't worry, the doctor said it's not contagious

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By *reolush98Man
3 weeks ago

Manchester

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
3 weeks ago

Troublesville

"Ooooh! I hope you are as good as your dad and uncle!"

Are they the same person?

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By *inkShyWoman
3 weeks ago

near Windsor

I think it's fungal, sorry.

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By *ysteriousGirlOGWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

I don't usually like the small ones but you're growing on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Ok. Give me the first 10 inches nice and slow

Then whack the remaining 4 in quick and hard.

Oh…. Right….

Let’s work with what we have then

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 weeks ago

London

"Ooooh! I hope you are as good as your dad and uncle!

Are they the same person? "

Duncle 👀

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By *partharmonyCouple
3 weeks ago

Tonbridge

You know what would really turn me on? I want to drink diet root beer out of your shoe.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 weeks ago

London

When I cum I'm going to say "Dayyyyyyo! Day ay ay ay ay o. Daylight come. And me wanna go home. Me say day me say day me say day. Dayyyyyo." So don't freak out.

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By *hinstrapMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield

Hiya darling....your cocks bigger than mine.

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By *hinstrapMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield

"Don't mind the discharge, it makes for great lube. 👌👌"

Oh dear

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
3 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Hiya darling....your cocks bigger than mine.

I didn't realise we had met before

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By *inkShyWoman
3 weeks ago

near Windsor

"When I cum I'm going to say "Dayyyyyyo! Day ay ay ay ay o. Daylight come. And me wanna go home. Me say day me say day me say day. Dayyyyyo." So don't freak out."

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
3 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Why not? Your mum let me.

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By *exy-SashCouple
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

"Who was that on your profile pic then?"
🤣🤣🤣

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By *igerFiestaMan
3 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Monopoly or Scrabble? I was told this was foreplay. Wait, where are you going? (Calls out to her as she slams the door) "You can be the racing car!"

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

I’m so excited, it’s like our STDs are having a social.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 weeks ago

London

My name is Gaseous Maximus, first of his name. You're about to find out why.

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By *igBeardyDanMan
3 weeks ago

Bilston

Hi mom

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple
3 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I’m so excited, it’s like our STDs are having a social. "

I got snailtracks on my anus

When your spirochetes met mine...

🤣🤣

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

"I’m so excited, it’s like our STDs are having a social.

I got snailtracks on my anus

When your spirochetes met mine...

🤣🤣"

Ffs I’m howling and going yuk at the sake time 🤣🤣🤢🤣

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