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"The ex wife asking to borrow 500 quid " That’s a Fuck! From me too | |||
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"This absurd fucking heat " Him ⬆️ | |||
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"The ex wife asking to borrow 500 quid " Fuck off! That's some bullshit 😂 | |||
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"This absurd fucking heat " It's going to to 30 next week... Prepare yourself x | |||
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"The ex wife asking to borrow 500 quid That’s a Fuck! From me too " Apparently there were rats in the loft, the workmen who sorted it ended up spilling fibra glass all over and it's ruined some carpets. So she says anyways. | |||
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"This absurd fucking heat Him ⬆️" Hahaha the comment? Or you just look at me and say Fuck? 😎 | |||
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"The ex wife asking to borrow 500 quid That’s a Fuck! From me too Apparently there were rats in the loft, the workmen who sorted it ended up spilling fibra glass all over and it's ruined some carpets. So she says anyways." I’m upgrading to a full fledged FUCK! | |||
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"This absurd fucking heat Him ⬆️ Hahaha the comment? Or you just look at me and say Fuck? 😎" 🤣🤣 no comment | |||
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"This absurd fucking heat Him ⬆️ Hahaha the comment? Or you just look at me and say Fuck? 😎 🤣🤣 no comment " Fuck! 🤷♂️ | |||
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"The ex wife asking to borrow 500 quid " Oh that's a definite fuck moment | |||
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"What heat ? I live in Scotland lol" I am Scottish, and I no longer live in Scotland that’s the problem 🤣 | |||
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"When my walrus of a dog nutted me with her big block head " Nutted... That's a phrase that carries new meanings these days 😂 | |||
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"When my walrus of a dog nutted me with her big block head Nutted... That's a phrase that carries new meanings these days 😂" Yeah she cant do that type of nutting.... i dont think 😅🤭 | |||
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"That crunching twisty sound of a new piercing being pushed in. Absolutely fine with the actual piercing part, the latter part is always a bit "What did you get done Meli? | |||
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"That crunching twisty sound of a new piercing being pushed in. Absolutely fine with the actual piercing part, the latter part is always a bit
What did you get done Meli?"Hidden helix, going for an upper flat next; really want to have a fully curated ear. Do you have many piercings? | |||
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"That crunching twisty sound of a new piercing being pushed in. Absolutely fine with the actual piercing part, the latter part is always a bit
What did you get done Meli?
Hidden helix, going for an upper flat next; really want to have a fully curated ear. Do you have many piercings? "That’s left from my youth that I still wear and wouldn’t take out, yes. Helix orbital, daith, rook, tragus, forward helix, septum and nose ring | |||
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"That crunching twisty sound of a new piercing being pushed in. Absolutely fine with the actual piercing part, the latter part is always a bit
What did you get done Meli?
Hidden helix, going for an upper flat next; really want to have a fully curated ear. Do you have many piercings?
That’s left from my youth that I still wear and wouldn’t take out, yes. Helix orbital, daith, rook, tragus, forward helix, septum and nose ring "Oh that's really cool! I love the look of orbital piercings. Adding forward helix to the list, thanks. :D | |||
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"That crunching twisty sound of a new piercing being pushed in. Absolutely fine with the actual piercing part, the latter part is always a bit
What did you get done Meli?
Hidden helix, going for an upper flat next; really want to have a fully curated ear. Do you have many piercings?
That’s left from my youth that I still wear and wouldn’t take out, yes. Helix orbital, daith, rook, tragus, forward helix, septum and nose ring
Oh that's really cool! I love the look of orbital piercings. Adding forward helix to the list, thanks. :D"Haha you’re welcome! An orbital is a real pain to get done I will state | |||
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"What has made you say Fuck!! today? Your profile  "Damn straight it has xxx | |||
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"That crunching twisty sound of a new piercing being pushed in. Absolutely fine with the actual piercing part, the latter part is always a bit
What did you get done Meli?
Hidden helix, going for an upper flat next; really want to have a fully curated ear. Do you have many piercings?
That’s left from my youth that I still wear and wouldn’t take out, yes. Helix orbital, daith, rook, tragus, forward helix, septum and nose ring
Oh that's really cool! I love the look of orbital piercings. Adding forward helix to the list, thanks. :D
Haha you’re welcome! An orbital is a real pain to get done I will state "I concur I have a tragus orbital, even my piercer sweated at that one and panicked as I turned a bit white (he'd done many piercings on me by then and knew it was unusual) he swore never again 
I also have a weird helix/conch orbital. Was a doddle to have done (by the same guy) but as I recently discovered when I bashed it and knocked the ball out of the bcr, it made me say fuck when a piercer who didn't know their stuff tried to fix it | |||
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 sure I'll find a bruise somewhere in the next day or two (and wonder what it was from 🤦♀️ ) | |||
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"That crunching twisty sound of a new piercing being pushed in. Absolutely fine with the actual piercing part, the latter part is always a bit
What did you get done Meli?
Hidden helix, going for an upper flat next; really want to have a fully curated ear. Do you have many piercings?
That’s left from my youth that I still wear and wouldn’t take out, yes. Helix orbital, daith, rook, tragus, forward helix, septum and nose ring
Oh that's really cool! I love the look of orbital piercings. Adding forward helix to the list, thanks. :D
Haha you’re welcome! An orbital is a real pain to get done I will state
I concur
I have a tragus orbital, even my piercer sweated at that one and panicked as I turned a bit white (he'd done many piercings on me by then and knew it was unusual) he swore never again
I also have a weird helix/conch orbital. Was a doddle to have done (by the same guy) but as I recently discovered when I bashed it and knocked the ball out of the bcr, it made me say fuck when a piercer who didn't know their stuff tried to fix it"Yes, mine was really quite tough to endure, surprisingly painful and awkwardly fiddly | |||
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"Back to the original topic... I recall saying fuck earlier when I hit some part of my body against something, but I'm damned if I can tell you what I hit where sure I'll find a bruise somewhere in the next day or two (and wonder what it was from 🤦♀️ )"Can we rule out the body parts you didn't hit? Try and narrow it down... Was it your boobs? | |||
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"Back to the original topic... I recall saying fuck earlier when I hit some part of my body against something, but I'm damned if I can tell you what I hit where sure I'll find a bruise somewhere in the next day or two (and wonder what it was from 🤦♀️ )
Can we rule out the body parts you didn't hit? Try and narrow it down...
Was it your boobs? "*Checks* nope, nothing yet  | |||
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"Back to the original topic... I recall saying fuck earlier when I hit some part of my body against something, but I'm damned if I can tell you what I hit where sure I'll find a bruise somewhere in the next day or two (and wonder what it was from 🤦♀️ )
Can we rule out the body parts you didn't hit? Try and narrow it down...
Was it your boobs?
*Checks* nope, nothing yet "Great this is progress... How about your bum? Is your bum okay? x | |||
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"Today is going swimmingly for me I haven’t had to say it! " correction actually someone in another chat has just told me she was wearing black lace knickers to each I said in my head fuck that’s hot! 🔥 | |||
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"willy caught in my zip Eeeek!!!" Looking at this profile | |||
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"I forgot about an appointment i had. " What are you doing forgetting appointments? Is this the sort of laissez faire attitude you approach everything with? x | |||
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"Back to the original topic... I recall saying fuck earlier when I hit some part of my body against something, but I'm damned if I can tell you what I hit where sure I'll find a bruise somewhere in the next day or two (and wonder what it was from 🤦♀️ )
Can we rule out the body parts you didn't hit? Try and narrow it down...
Was it your boobs?
*Checks* nope, nothing yet
Great this is progress...
How about your bum? Is your bum okay? x"Not checked yet... Though I am now reminded of the time I got naked with someone and they were the one to spot a massive purple bruise on my arse  didn't know how I'd gained that one either
Fortunately/unfortunately I'm not likely to have anyone checking any time soon for me this time | |||
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"I forgot about an appointment i had. What are you doing forgetting appointments? Is this the sort of laissez faire attitude you approach everything with? x" Umm.....no 🤥 | |||
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"Back to the original topic... I recall saying fuck earlier when I hit some part of my body against something, but I'm damned if I can tell you what I hit where sure I'll find a bruise somewhere in the next day or two (and wonder what it was from 🤦♀️ )
Can we rule out the body parts you didn't hit? Try and narrow it down...
Was it your boobs?
*Checks* nope, nothing yet
Great this is progress...
How about your bum? Is your bum okay? x
Not checked yet... Though I am now reminded of the time I got naked with someone and they were the one to spot a massive purple bruise on my arse didn't know how I'd gained that one either
Fortunately/unfortunately I'm not likely to have anyone checking any time soon for me this time "I have no problem with checking for you... Your wellbeing is very important | |||
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"The sun facing my bedroom window as I work at 3pm which makes it absolutely roasting" I'd have more sympathy if I hadn't spent the day swinging a sledge at a wall and barrowing away tonnes of rock and earth into a skip for most of my day x | |||
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"The sun facing my bedroom window as I work at 3pm which makes it absolutely roasting I'd have more sympathy if I hadn't spent the day swinging a sledge at a wall and barrowing away tonnes of rock and earth into a skip for most of my day x" Alright, alright you win, ok? 😅 | |||
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"The sun facing my bedroom window as I work at 3pm which makes it absolutely roasting I'd have more sympathy if I hadn't spent the day swinging a sledge at a wall and barrowing away tonnes of rock and earth into a skip for most of my day x Alright, alright you win, ok? 😅" My bedroom was a little too warm for my nap this afternoon! And I had to physically move the chair in the garden to follow the sun while I drank iced coffee. It’s been tough…. | |||
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"The sun facing my bedroom window as I work at 3pm which makes it absolutely roasting I'd have more sympathy if I hadn't spent the day swinging a sledge at a wall and barrowing away tonnes of rock and earth into a skip for most of my day x Alright, alright you win, ok? 😅 My bedroom was a little too warm for my nap this afternoon! And I had to physically move the chair in the garden to follow the sun while I drank iced coffee. It’s been tough…." 🤏🎻 | |||
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"Back to the original topic... I recall saying fuck earlier when I hit some part of my body against something, but I'm damned if I can tell you what I hit where sure I'll find a bruise somewhere in the next day or two (and wonder what it was from 🤦♀️ )
Can we rule out the body parts you didn't hit? Try and narrow it down...
Was it your boobs?
*Checks* nope, nothing yet
Great this is progress...
How about your bum? Is your bum okay? x
Not checked yet... Though I am now reminded of the time I got naked with someone and they were the one to spot a massive purple bruise on my arse didn't know how I'd gained that one either
Fortunately/unfortunately I'm not likely to have anyone checking any time soon for me this time
I have no problem with checking for you... Your wellbeing is very important "Awww shucks | |||
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"What has made you say Fuck!! today? " Waking up again…. | |||
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"My firstborn telling me that he and his mates are moving into their uni house 5 weeks earlier than planned. I'm happy for him, but my heart did this 💔 in secret 😭" So bitter sweet, but you'd have it no other way 🥲 | |||
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"My firstborn telling me that he and his mates are moving into their uni house 5 weeks earlier than planned. I'm happy for him, but my heart did this 💔 in secret 😭 So bitter sweet, but you'd have it no other way 🥲" Oh, absolutely. Especially as he's had a rougher time getting to this stage than most. I'm very proud of him. | |||
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"I was on a teams call, sat in the garden and got dive bombed by flying ants 🙃" 😂😂😂😂 Epic. (In my head ride of the Valkyries was playing at the time) | |||
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"I was on a teams call, sat in the garden and got dive bombed by flying ants 🙃 😂😂😂😂 Epic. (In my head ride of the Valkyries was playing at the time) " 🤣🤣🤣 If only it was that fantastic ! | |||
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