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By *Effy- OP   Woman
6 days ago

Scotland

If you were cast in a horror movie, which role are you playing?

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
6 days ago

London

The one who doesn't die.

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By *evilinyouMan
6 days ago

Bristol

Director, they usually walk away unscathed and With a nice pay check

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By *actile TensionMan
6 days ago

Sussex

Dopey thug that gets his comeuppance

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By *Effy- OP   Woman
6 days ago

Scotland


"Director, they usually walk away unscathed and With a nice pay check "

Cast, not production!

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By *onin25Man
6 days ago

Durham

The creepy old man at the start who is just a distraction from the real evil

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By *evilinyouMan
6 days ago

Bristol


"Director, they usually walk away unscathed and With a nice pay check

Cast, not production! "

Oh then generic back ground extra right at the start of the movie that has nothing to do with the polt

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By *he MinionMan
6 days ago

Surrey

The underdog.

Survives the whole film, cracking jokes and generally loved by all, only to be brutally killed in a freak out of nowhere accident just as you (the veiwers) think the film is over and the heroes all survived.

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By *igBeardyDanMan
6 days ago

Bilston

Man in background number 2

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
6 days ago

IPSWICH

The reserved observant one that no one listens to.

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By *avexxMan
6 days ago

cheshire

blood suckin vampire

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
6 days ago

Round the bend

The one who hides behind a cushion 🫣

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
6 days ago

(User no longer on site)

I'll be the murderer then please

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By *Effy- OP   Woman
6 days ago

Scotland


"The one who doesn't die."

The one that doesn't want to do the most always ends up dead first 🤣

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By *egGriffenWoman
6 days ago

norwich

I feel I need to be wielding a chainsaw 🪚👺

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
6 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

The one that dies whilst having sex

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By *r.AverageMan
6 days ago

Hampshire

If they're recording first thing in the morning, the makeup artist wouldn't have much work in a zombie film.

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By *y_CinnamonWoman
6 days ago

Hampshire

The villain/murderer/monster whatever 🔪🔪🔪

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
6 days ago

Bristol

Creepy exposition guy that has in depth knowledge of how to overcome whatever evil befalls potential victims

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By *inkShyWoman
6 days ago

near Windsor

The one that has had enough of 'This Shit!!' and turns psycho in order to survive, and escape.

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By *CExeCouple
6 days ago

Hong-Kong/Exeter

I once got compared to Hicks in Aliens 🤣 I don't think he came off too well from memory.

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By *ot_Rod43Man
6 days ago

newcastle upon tyne

The one that was bad then turns good. Best of both worlds

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By *wcoMan
6 days ago

West Midlands

The dopey, nerdy one who somehow manages to navigate the whole film unscathed.

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By *hinstrapMan
6 days ago

sheffield

Probably the older or out of shape one who can't escape as quick. Usually the first to go.

I can't run fast.

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By *hinstrapMan
6 days ago

sheffield

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By *oeBeansMan
6 days ago

Derby

The token ethnic friend who dies first

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
6 days ago

London


"The one who doesn't die.

The one that doesn't want to do the most always ends up dead first 🤣"

Not me. I won't be entering the haunted house. Splitting up is always a bad idea. Dark rooms, alleyways, low lighting is a bad idea. Headphones on and not being aware of my surroundings is a bad idea. Bathing with an electrical device nearby is a bad idea. I'm not getting caught out. 😜

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By *cLovin2Man
6 days ago

London

I reckon I'd end up the killer, not young enough to be the hero 🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *Effy- OP   Woman
6 days ago

Scotland


"The creepy old man at the start who is just a distraction from the real evil"

Like Hanson in Scary Movie?

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
6 days ago

London


"I reckon I'd end up the killer, not young enough to be the hero 🤷🏽‍♂️"

We need new stories. You can be the hero and one of the young ones can be the villain. Maybe they are brainwashed by Chatgpt?

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By *oeBeansMan
6 days ago

Derby


"The one who doesn't die.

The one that doesn't want to do the most always ends up dead first 🤣

Not me. I won't be entering the haunted house. Splitting up is always a bad idea. Dark rooms, alleyways, low lighting is a bad idea. Headphones on and not being aware of my surroundings is a bad idea. Bathing with an electrical device nearby is a bad idea. I'm not getting caught out. 😜"

Ahhhh but did you account for tripping over nothing while running away?

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By *Effy- OP   Woman
6 days ago

Scotland


"blood suckin vampire"

Steady on Dave!

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By *tannersMan
6 days ago

stanley

Evil mastermind who choreographed everything for my own twisted amusement and then picked off the last survivor just as they were celebrating their escape 😈

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By *elloIntrigueMan
6 days ago

North West UK

Zombie number 3

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
6 days ago

London


"The one who doesn't die.

The one that doesn't want to do the most always ends up dead first 🤣

Not me. I won't be entering the haunted house. Splitting up is always a bad idea. Dark rooms, alleyways, low lighting is a bad idea. Headphones on and not being aware of my surroundings is a bad idea. Bathing with an electrical device nearby is a bad idea. I'm not getting caught out. 😜

Ahhhh but did you account for tripping over nothing while running away?"

Of course! I'm good on my feet. Anti-Slip Shoes (or ASS for short). This is why horror films are actually comedies.

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By *onin25Man
6 days ago

Durham


"The creepy old man at the start who is just a distraction from the real evil

Like Hanson in Scary Movie? "

Like him, but crossed with Hanson from Mmmbop.

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By *Effy- OP   Woman
6 days ago

Scotland


"The one that dies whilst having sex "

Geralds Game was a great film!

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
6 days ago

Bot Farm

The Scream Queen

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
6 days ago

London


"The one that dies whilst having sex

Geralds Game was a great film! "

Stay Alive was not so great. Same thing happened.

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By *r_Mrs.DSCouple
6 days ago

Voldsøy

The one who figures out what’s actually going on before everyone else... and gets ignored until it’s too late 😱

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
6 days ago

Reading

The monster

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 days ago

Essex

The token that dies first? 😂

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By *Effy- OP   Woman
6 days ago

Scotland


"I reckon I'd end up the killer, not young enough to be the hero 🤷🏽‍♂️"

But you could scoot us all away on your motorbike and be the hero!

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By *igerFiestaMan
6 days ago

Huddersfield

The policeman who is called over, doesn't take it seriously, sees nothing and leaves, and then it turns out I'm the villain's brother.

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By *Effy- OP   Woman
6 days ago

Scotland


"The one that has had enough of 'This Shit!!' and turns psycho in order to survive, and escape. "

Can I hang with you?

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By *aitonelMan
6 days ago

Liverpool

The dude that gives the warning, but they ignore him and go about their stupidity anyway.

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
6 days ago

Niche

The one who has ninja skills and tiptoes through the carnage like tinkerbell&KeanuReeves' lovechild.

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By *omeotherguyMan
6 days ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

The one everyone assumes is going to die early, but somehow I'm still there at the end holding the torch and judging everyones decisions.

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By *Effy- OP   Woman
6 days ago

Scotland


"The token ethnic friend who dies first "

The token ethnic friend AND the hot one. Yeah, the odds are stacked against you 😬

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By *vaRoseWoman
6 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

The funny fat friend who dies in a hilariously gory way

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By *oeBeansMan
6 days ago

Derby


"The token ethnic friend who dies first

The token ethnic friend AND the hot one. Yeah, the odds are stacked against you 😬"

And who said pretty privilege was a thing? 😭

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By *Effy- OP   Woman
6 days ago

Scotland


"The dude that gives the warning, but they ignore him and go about their stupidity anyway"

I can see you stepping over the dead "i told you so" 🤣

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
6 days ago

London


"The token ethnic friend who dies first

The token ethnic friend AND the hot one. Yeah, the odds are stacked against you 😬

And who said pretty privilege was a thing? 😭"

You could survive. Token ethnic friend who's hot has a high survival rate. The woke mob won't allow you to be killed and the fans need eye candy for the sequel. You could be the chosen one.

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 days ago

Essex


"The token ethnic friend who dies first

The token ethnic friend AND the hot one. Yeah, the odds are stacked against you 😬

And who said pretty privilege was a thing? 😭

You could survive. Token ethnic friend who's hot has a high survival rate. The woke mob won't allow you to be killed and the fans need eye candy for the sequel. You could be the chosen one."

😂😂😂😂 I’ve never felt so much love for the woke mob more than at this moment!

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
6 days ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

The one who is trying to run away but keeps stumbling and falling over all the non existent objects...the one you wanna scream at through the screen 😂😂

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By *ad NannaWoman
6 days ago

East London

The one with the best weapons.

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By *Effy- OP   Woman
6 days ago

Scotland


"The one who is trying to run away but keeps stumbling and falling over all the non existent objects...the one you wanna scream at through the screen 😂😂 "

This would probably be me. Or the one antagonising the the scary dude with a knife, then act surprised when I get stabbed 🤣

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By *quirrel!Man
6 days ago

L

The one that gets up after taking a beating and saves the day!

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By *riel13Woman
6 days ago

Northampton

The that almost died but... Oohhh maybe not, that sounds painful! The one that died the quickest!

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By *rispy KremeMan
6 days ago

wolves

One that says nope and leave when the fucking dolls starts talking 😂

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By *oeBeansMan
6 days ago

Derby


"The token ethnic friend who dies first

The token ethnic friend AND the hot one. Yeah, the odds are stacked against you 😬

And who said pretty privilege was a thing? 😭

You could survive. Token ethnic friend who's hot has a high survival rate. The woke mob won't allow you to be killed and the fans need eye candy for the sequel. You could be the chosen one."

I like the way you think, can we get this to a director, ASAP? 😂

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
6 days ago

London


"The token ethnic friend who dies first

The token ethnic friend AND the hot one. Yeah, the odds are stacked against you 😬

And who said pretty privilege was a thing? 😭

You could survive. Token ethnic friend who's hot has a high survival rate. The woke mob won't allow you to be killed and the fans need eye candy for the sequel. You could be the chosen one.

I like the way you think, can we get this to a director, ASAP? 😂"

I Know What You Lifted Last Summer starring Joe Beans.

A group of gym influencers are trapped in a state of the art AI gym on an island and there's a killer on the loose. A livestream feed is active and the world is watching. Who will survive?

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 days ago

Essex


"The token ethnic friend who dies first

The token ethnic friend AND the hot one. Yeah, the odds are stacked against you 😬

And who said pretty privilege was a thing? 😭

You could survive. Token ethnic friend who's hot has a high survival rate. The woke mob won't allow you to be killed and the fans need eye candy for the sequel. You could be the chosen one.

I like the way you think, can we get this to a director, ASAP? 😂

I Know What You Lifted Last Summer starring Joe Beans.

A group of gym influencers are trapped in a state of the art AI gym on an island and there's a killer on the loose. A livestream feed is active and the world is watching. Who will survive?"

Need to be more fab focused…

I Know What You Did Last Social… starring Joe and Shams.

A bunch of swingers trapped by a vampire talking about Burger King and Metal festivals bleeding their ears as a source of blood! Enter Joe and Shams!

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
6 days ago

London


"The token ethnic friend who dies first

The token ethnic friend AND the hot one. Yeah, the odds are stacked against you 😬

And who said pretty privilege was a thing? 😭

You could survive. Token ethnic friend who's hot has a high survival rate. The woke mob won't allow you to be killed and the fans need eye candy for the sequel. You could be the chosen one.

I like the way you think, can we get this to a director, ASAP? 😂

I Know What You Lifted Last Summer starring Joe Beans.

A group of gym influencers are trapped in a state of the art AI gym on an island and there's a killer on the loose. A livestream feed is active and the world is watching. Who will survive?

Need to be more fab focused…

I Know What You Did Last Social… starring Joe and Shams.

A bunch of swingers trapped by a vampire talking about Burger King and Metal festivals bleeding their ears as a source of blood! Enter Joe and Shams!"

We're going to need more swingers.

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 days ago

Essex


"The token ethnic friend who dies first

The token ethnic friend AND the hot one. Yeah, the odds are stacked against you 😬

And who said pretty privilege was a thing? 😭

You could survive. Token ethnic friend who's hot has a high survival rate. The woke mob won't allow you to be killed and the fans need eye candy for the sequel. You could be the chosen one.

I like the way you think, can we get this to a director, ASAP? 😂

I Know What You Lifted Last Summer starring Joe Beans.

A group of gym influencers are trapped in a state of the art AI gym on an island and there's a killer on the loose. A livestream feed is active and the world is watching. Who will survive?

Need to be more fab focused…

I Know What You Did Last Social… starring Joe and Shams.

A bunch of swingers trapped by a vampire talking about Burger King and Metal festivals bleeding their ears as a source of blood! Enter Joe and Shams!

We're going to need more swingers."

And if you’re at sea… you’re gonna need a bigger boat!

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By *onnachakeaneMan
6 days ago

Dundrum

The local Sheriff with the moustache, torch, gun and dog.

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By *egDayEnthusiastMan
5 days ago

Liverpool

The one that everyone hates but survives the whole movie miraculously.

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By *atinaChica54Woman
5 days ago

Marlborough

The one that turns the lights on when entering the dark, spooky room!

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By *esirableencountersMan
5 days ago

NorthEast

The one that’s made to look like he got killed in an earlier scene but survived, then just when the killer is about to kill the pretty main character i magically appear to save her

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By *orphia2003Woman
5 days ago

Tonypandy.

The mad old woman who runs the bakery and has actually been using the bodies in her food.

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By *ourpornfixMan
5 days ago

East Cheshire

I'm a natural psycho so I'd have to be the guy who... well, you know. Sure, I die at the end. but I have the most fun.

Also, no one remembers the names of the victims. But they all remember mine! Muhahaha...

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By *a LunaWoman
5 days ago

Wales

The bad ass bitch who kills the baddie. Who then gets in her car to drive off into the sunset to live happily ever after, not realising baddie’s accomplice is knelt down on the back seat, waiting.

*insert spooky music*

D’oh! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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By *unxxx9911Man
5 days ago

Redhill

The one that gets killed in the first few seconds… easy work!!!

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
5 days ago

La La Land


"The one who is trying to run away but keeps stumbling and falling over all the non existent objects...the one you wanna scream at through the screen 😂😂

This would probably be me. Or the one antagonising the the scary dude with a knife, then act surprised when I get stabbed 🤣"

Or the one who goes into the creepy, dark basement when they hear a noise

Yep, that's me

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
5 days ago

La La Land


"If you were cast in a horror movie, which role are you playing? "

Can I play a zombie?

I won't need any make-up especially if it is filmed before my morning coffee 🧟‍♀️

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By *ung_Lad26Man
5 days ago

washy

The one who dies first trying to save someone else

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By *ightsOutCouple
5 days ago

It’s a long way

The girl who runs up the stairs instead of out the door

-Ms.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
5 days ago

The Deep Dark Woods

The librarian that gets chased round the stacks by the masked killer after closing

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By *ifelover999Man
5 days ago

Eastbourne

The baddie

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By *ifelover999Man
5 days ago

Eastbourne


"If you were cast in a horror movie, which role are you playing?

Can I play a zombie?

I won't need any make-up especially if it is filmed before my morning coffee 🧟‍♀️"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *inkShyWoman
5 days ago

near Windsor


"The one that has had enough of 'This Shit!!' and turns psycho in order to survive, and escape.

Can I hang with you? "

Of course! I feel like I've been in training for this moment 🔪👀😂

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By *uietbloke67Man
5 days ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

The good looking one that all the women fancy and want to rip his clothes off.

If yer gonna die, die happy.

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By *007ManMan
5 days ago

Worthing

Vampire....I get sucked instead of me doing it.

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By *uttercupWoman
5 days ago

Borders

The net twitcher next door (who doesn't die)

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