FabSwingers.com forum: Hornometer

By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town

I'm horny, horny horny horny

Sooo horny, horny horny horny

Joking im actually not tonight.

Were are you right now on the hornometer?

Lets say 1-10, 10 being the horniest youve ever felt you could dry hump the arm of the sofa (oops i dont do that ever)

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
6 weeks ago

London

1. I'm sleepy. Heading to bed soon. Morning wood is a different story.

Is dry humping the sofa still a thing?

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By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town

"1. I'm sleepy. Heading to bed soon. Morning wood is a different story.

Is dry humping the sofa still a thing?"

Erm... no. I dont know what your talking about shams

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Lets say 1-10, 10 being the horniest youve ever felt you could dry hump the arm of the sofa (oops i dont do that ever)"

You totally have done that.

I’m somewhere in the low digits. A two, maybe.

Although, the mental image of you dry humping the arm of the sofa is starting to shift the dial. Starting to rev my engine. If you know what I mean (and I think that you do).

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

-3

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By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town

"-3"

Was it the thought of me dry humping the arm of the sofa that got you there?

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By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town

"Lets say 1-10, 10 being the horniest youve ever felt you could dry hump the arm of the sofa (oops i dont do that ever)

You totally have done that.

I’m somewhere in the low digits. A two, maybe.

Although, the mental image of you dry humping the arm of the sofa is starting to shift the dial. Starting to rev my engine. If you know what I mean (and I think that you do)."

How could you say that? 😱

(Slides off like a snail)

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By *eroLondonMan
6 weeks ago

Mayfair

It's a healthy 8. It would be a healthier 10 if it was Åutumn but there you go.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

"-3

Was it the thought of me dry humping the arm of the sofa that got you there? "

Fuck no! That’s what raised it from -9

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By *ilfhunter1980Man
6 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

I’m a current 8 but that’s standard to be honest 😂😂😂

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By *allsDeep.Man
6 weeks ago

Hampshire

1.5

It never goes below 1, and the fact I logged into Fab gives it an extra .5 boost.

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By *az2019Man
6 weeks ago

Yorkshire & Manchester

8/9

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By *az2019Man
6 weeks ago

Yorkshire & Manchester

Going to be reincarnated as an armrest z

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By *irthyGarethMan
6 weeks ago

Southwark

Solid 4 tonight. More of a habit this site for me atm

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By *morousCouple8Couple
6 weeks ago

Cumbria

Ben took me to bed at an 8, it’s calmed down a bit now. It’s this sunshine….

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By *oStringsFun86Man
6 weeks ago

Bristol

I’d say I’m feeling a little playful so let’s rank that a 3

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
6 weeks ago

La La Land

15.2 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *actile TensionMan
6 weeks ago

Sussex

"I'm horny, horny horny horny

Sooo horny, horny horny horny

Joking im actually not tonight.

Were are you right now on the hornometer?

Lets say 1-10, 10 being the horniest youve ever felt you could dry hump the arm of the sofa (oops i dont do that ever)"

Have an analogy for 1?

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By *he.Jungle.VIPMan
6 weeks ago

London

8 here, sofa looking mighty fine right now

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By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town

"I'm horny, horny horny horny

Sooo horny, horny horny horny

Joking im actually not tonight.

Were are you right now on the hornometer?

Lets say 1-10, 10 being the horniest youve ever felt you could dry hump the arm of the sofa (oops i dont do that ever)

Have an analogy for 1?"

Were the end of your willy is as dry as the sahar dessert it would be like wanking with sandpaper

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
6 weeks ago

London

"1. I'm sleepy. Heading to bed soon. Morning wood is a different story.

Is dry humping the sofa still a thing?

Erm... no. I dont know what your talking about shams "

No judgement here. I did it in my teens. Safe space 👍🏾😉

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By *r lotharioMan
6 weeks ago

newcastle under lyme

so far off the scale that i'm not sure what will rectify it

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By *indaCharmingDubMan
6 weeks ago

South Dublin

A naughty friend decided to (good) tease me earlier with a live video as she humped a pillow 🥵🥵

I've calmed down now though, so probably an 8

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By *igfishlittlefish8Man
6 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

"A naughty friend decided to (good) tease me earlier with a live video as she humped a pillow 🥵🥵

I've calmed down now though, so probably an 8"

Sounds like a great friend

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By *actile TensionMan
6 weeks ago

Sussex

"I'm horny, horny horny horny

Sooo horny, horny horny horny

Joking im actually not tonight.

Were are you right now on the hornometer?

Lets say 1-10, 10 being the horniest youve ever felt you could dry hump the arm of the sofa (oops i dont do that ever)

Have an analogy for 1?

Were the end of your willy is as dry as the sahar dessert it would be like wanking with sandpaper

I was going to say negative territory but that doesn't sound so great. I'll play it safe with a 5ive

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Work has taken my desire from me. I should sue.

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By *uckyDuk_82Man
6 weeks ago

Scarborough

A standard 5-6 right now.

But if I was a chair arm in the vicinity of Thickthighs26 I'd be off the scale.

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By *awtybikerMan
6 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

I’d say about a 7.5 at the moment

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By *igspoonshaftMan
6 weeks ago

morley

Chilled tbh watching boyz and talking about anime of all things haha

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By *aughtywelsh89Man
6 weeks ago

Pontyclun

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

It’s kinda of course but I handed my notice in this week and regret it.

So just a 3 tonight..

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By *kphooey43Man
6 weeks ago

Barnet

0, but that's cos I am tired and need to be asleep. Big day ahead.

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
6 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

I'd say a 5. I've just had a marathon boning sesh, and most of the horniness has left my body.

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By *ot a studMan
6 weeks ago

Sheffield

About a 5

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By *hartlonHMan
6 weeks ago

dartford

About a 9

Edging slowly

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By *ensuallover1000Man
6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

About a 3 at this late hour.

A good sleep shall recharge my batteries though.

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By *haun1973!Man
6 weeks ago

Strong 8

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By *aitonelMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

Last night was fairly low overall. This morning closer to a 7

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By *evilinDavina1Man
6 weeks ago

Bristol

I'm usually ticking along at 6-7

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By *eardofVampiresWoman
6 weeks ago

Lancaster

About a 1 this morning.

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By *rightonsteveMan
6 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

Woke up with a 9, sorted, now a 2 after reading the news.

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By *irebrand 1263Man
6 weeks ago

near you

I'm a solid 9 this morning. Hopefully someone can help me out

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By *onjoliveMan
6 weeks ago

South Coast

I’m at 5….sunshine may increase this…or, more likely, I’ll doze off in the warmth

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By *a LunaWoman
6 weeks ago

Wales

I’ve been cruising at 1 for a good few years now. I’m starting to think this place is bad for my libido!

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By *WB85Man
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire

2....I'm not a morning person.

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By *etwife8230Couple
6 weeks ago

Newport

About a 5 this morning

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
6 weeks ago

Hatfield

When thick thighs gets horny . Shops run low on butter…… !!

As Billy Joel put it … I’m in a horny state of mind …

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6 weeks ago

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By *lasgoguy69Man
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

10 and the gauge is struggling with the pressure lol

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