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By (user no longer on site) OP   
6 weeks ago

Mine just happened ! There was a long list of terms and conditions on someone’s profile and the title was :” only contact us if you meet these conditions “ the first one being having more than 8 inch cock! … in my opinion there are better ways of putting people off ! Do you agree ?

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By *morousCouple8Couple
6 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Mine just happened ! There was a long list of terms and conditions on someone’s profile and the title was :” only contact us if you meet these conditions “ the first one being having more than 8 inch cock! … in my opinion there are better ways of putting people off ! Do you agree ? "

Hmm. Sounds like a preference and they don’t want an inbox full of people who don’t meet that.

Good idea!

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By *erry 58Man
6 weeks ago

doncaster

I had one , pay my subscriptions and and top up me electric meter then you can fuck me

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By *vaRoseWoman
6 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Mine just happened ! There was a long list of terms and conditions on someone’s profile and the title was :” only contact us if you meet these conditions “ the first one being having more than 8 inch cock! … in my opinion there are better ways of putting people off ! Do you agree ? "

Sounds like she/he/they are size queens and don’t want to fuck someone who doesn’t fit their definition of well endowed.

They (and you with your married woman’s preference) are entitled to state what they want

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By *ellhungvweMan
6 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Mine just happened ! There was a long list of terms and conditions on someone’s profile and the title was :” only contact us if you meet these conditions “ the first one being having more than 8 inch cock! … in my opinion there are better ways of putting people off ! Do you agree ? "

Seems reasonable to me

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Round the bend


"I had one , pay my subscriptions and and top up me electric meter then you can fuck me "

Sorry about that

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By *CExeCouple
6 weeks ago

Hong-Kong/Exeter

The guy telling me to drop off Chels at his so she could experience a real man 🤣 the bloke lived a couple of hundred miles away too!

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By *aomilatteCouple
6 weeks ago

Midlands

A profile full of AI pics that says they don't use filters and what you see is what you get! Good job they (he) don't get any meets!

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By *urry BlokeMan
6 weeks ago

Chuckling is good

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By *Effy-Woman
6 weeks ago

Scotland


"I had one , pay my subscriptions and and top up me electric meter then you can fuck me "

We are in a cost of living crisis.

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
6 weeks ago

Northumberland


"I had one , pay my subscriptions and and top up me electric meter then you can fuck me

We are in a cost of living crisis. "

Notice how he doesnt go on to say how much he put on her elecy though 😂

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Motherwell

"Can you come to my place in an hour" He lives in London lol

Mx 👿

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By *atinaChica54Woman
6 weeks ago

Marlborough


"Mine just happened ! There was a long list of terms and conditions on someone’s profile and the title was :” only contact us if you meet these conditions “ the first one being having more than 8 inch cock! … in my opinion there are better ways of putting people off ! Do you agree ? "

Ermmmm.....that would've been me perhaps?🙋🏽‍♀️🤭

No fucks given if it was!😉

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

We all have our preferences fella. You just gotta roll with it.

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By *unny girl7Woman
6 weeks ago

stoke on trent/cheshire border

I have a list of specifications that must be met before I even reply to a message,saves a lot of time for myself and s out the fantasists and time wasters on here.

Deal with it.

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By *anielandSKCouple
6 weeks ago

Oxfordshire


"Mine just happened ! There was a long list of terms and conditions on someone’s profile and the title was :” only contact us if you meet these conditions “ the first one being having more than 8 inch cock! … in my opinion there are better ways of putting people off ! Do you agree ? "

What some people write in profiles can be off putting, but it's way better that likes, preferences and red lines are set out in a profile than not... no point wasting time with people who aren't what you're after and it is wasting time messaging people who have set something out that you won't or can't be, meet or adhere to.

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By *naswingdressWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Mine just happened ! There was a long list of terms and conditions on someone’s profile and the title was :” only contact us if you meet these conditions “ the first one being having more than 8 inch cock! … in my opinion there are better ways of putting people off ! Do you agree ? "

No. Just sounds like they know what they want, and don't want to waste their time with people who aren't what they want.

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By *WB85Man
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire

A preference is a preference....I was rejected for not being tall enough. These things happen.

Names are a big thing for me.....I was chatting with someone for a while and met for a social. Then she told me her real name, it was the same as my mums.....its a massive block for me.

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