FabSwingers.com forum: New photo rule...

By *anctionedSecrets OP Couple
6 weeks ago

S. Northants

All shower photos must be in black & white. Someone seems steamer to us.

What rule for photos would you introduce? (be nice...)

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By *hickthighs26Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town

No gaping assholes allowed

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By *CExeCouple
6 weeks ago

Hong-Kong/Exeter

TV remotes, cans and lifted toilet seats are prohibited.

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By *onin25Man
6 weeks ago

Durham

If your pic has a toilet in it make sure it's been flushed and you've put the seat down

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By *ust want fun 888Man
6 weeks ago

nearby

"No gaping assholes allowed"

Is that the person or the part of their anatomy

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By *eroLondonMan
6 weeks ago

Mayfair

No cheap toiletries in the background. They have to be top tier metrosexual brands.

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By *inkShyWoman
6 weeks ago

near Windsor

Thou must declare the size of can being used next to penis, so observer has all pertinent facts before going "Ooooh 🥹"

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By *azza72Man
6 weeks ago

Leeds

"No gaping assholes allowed"

This

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By *hickthighs26Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town

"No gaping assholes allowed

Is that the person or the part of their anatomy"

Can you gape a whole person? 😱

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
6 weeks ago

Your to do list

"Thou must declare the size of can being used next to penis, so observer has all pertinent facts before going "Ooooh 🥹" "

None of these travel size ones either to make the penis look bigger 🤨✨️

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By *WB85Man
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire

No bum holes in general....I'm sure people find the most graphic angle to offend my eyes.

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By *inkShyWoman
6 weeks ago

near Windsor

"Thou must declare the size of can being used next to penis, so observer has all pertinent facts before going "Ooooh 🥹"

None of these travel size ones either to make the penis look bigger 🤨✨️"

Exactly that. And certainly no using those absolutely miniscule ones we used to get in lunch boxes.

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By *runkOnLustMan
6 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

"No gaping assholes allowed"

You better remove all your pics because you're a ....

Nevermind

(Totally kidding)

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Round the bend

Absolutely no gaping orifices

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By *rightonsteveMan
6 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

"All shower photos must be in black & white. Someone seems steamer to us.

What rule for photos would you introduce? (be nice...) "

Spookily strange as I have just done a black and white video for the wet T shirt thread next time round.

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By *aliWoman
6 weeks ago

Plymouth

No vegetables being inserted into arses, it's ruining salads for me wondering where cucumbers have been.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town

"No gaping assholes allowed

You better remove all your pics because you're a ....

Nevermind

(Totally kidding)"

🥲

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
6 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

Everyone should have at least one comedy style/non serious picture in their public gallery.

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By *inky fun couple 2027Couple
6 weeks ago

Newby/Scarborough

No AI,filters or screenshots

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
6 weeks ago

Northumberland

"No gaping assholes allowed"

You wasnt saying that last night, when I was rubbing lurpack all over it

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By *earditallWoman
6 weeks ago

Lancaster

Another vote for no gaping arseholes.

No upclose lumpy spunk pics 🤮

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Another vote for no gaping arseholes.

No upclose lumpy spunk pics 🤮"
enough to put us off our ready brek isn't it 🤢

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By *rightonsteveMan
6 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

"Everyone should have at least one comedy style/non serious picture in their public gallery. "

Does that include beer bottles, lobsters and pineapples?

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
6 weeks ago

Northumberland

Im all in for cheese willy Tuesdays.... think that would go nicely as a forum game.

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By *earditallWoman
6 weeks ago

Lancaster

"Another vote for no gaping arseholes.

No upclose lumpy spunk pics 🤮enough to put us off our ready brek isn't it 🤢"

Yep and cottage cheese

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
6 weeks ago

Central

Only the actual people of the profile, allowed in the photos.

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By *ady And The MonocleCouple
6 weeks ago

Halifax, Leeds, West Yorkshire

No socks on 😉

Messy backgrounds too 🤔

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By *kphooey43Man
6 weeks ago

Barnet

No cock pics - it's just unnecessary (suddenly think that it's the 70s with a preponderance of flashers)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I want more pics of naked folks atop Penny Farthings whilst waving to the camera in a wholly civilised manner 👍🏻

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
6 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

"Everyone should have at least one comedy style/non serious picture in their public gallery.

Does that include beer bottles, lobsters and pineapples? "

As long as it's funny 😁

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By *KTim61Man
6 weeks ago

Tipton

"No AI,filters or screenshots "

AGREE

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By *carlettsWoman
6 weeks ago

Harpenden

No sore penis pics that look like you've dipped the end in hot oil

No gaping anything

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By *ongandharderMan
6 weeks ago

Rotherham

A level of pleasant imagery as there's some horrible sights that you wonder how they could be posted/ pass

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

No flaccid penises!

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By *parkle1974Woman
6 weeks ago

Leeds

No action shots on single profiles.... surely the mods can't believe consent has been given for those to be shown??

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Any photos over a year old automatically deleted. Yes I'm sure you still think you look like that, but you don't.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 weeks ago

North West

"No AI,filters or screenshots "

No AI is a recent photo rule. It should be a news item on your updates page.

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By *uitedGent.Man
6 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

Id be quite happy to have a no dick pic as profile pic rule.

A) it would actually do you a favour and you might even get a reply to a message..

B) especially important if your dick is 64% bellend and 36% shaft.

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By *evilinDavina1Man
6 weeks ago

Bristol

No filters

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby

Everyone woman's profile must have at least one fishnet pic

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By *uitedGent.Man
6 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

"Everyone woman's profile must have at least one fishnet pic "

Shout 👏🏼

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby

"Any photos over a year old automatically deleted. Yes I'm sure you still think you look like that, but you don't. "

You're right, I look better 😎

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"Any photos over a year old automatically deleted. Yes I'm sure you still think you look like that, but you don't.

You're right, I look better 😎"

For research I had a quick look. And yes you do. Though feel free to keep the 31 dec 2024 one.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Only one dick pic and video allowed... not even in private

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By *issSexyBootsTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Cardiff

No close up dick and pussy shots

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby

[Removed by poster at 27/04/26 19:01:49]

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby

"Any photos over a year old automatically deleted. Yes I'm sure you still think you look like that, but you don't.

You're right, I look better 😎

For research I had a quick look. And yes you do. Though feel free to keep the 31 dec 2024 one. "

I actually quite like that one as well but I don't have the cardigan anymore to do an updated one 😥

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"Any photos over a year old automatically deleted. Yes I'm sure you still think you look like that, but you don't.

You're right, I look better 😎

For research I had a quick look. And yes you do. Though feel free to keep the 31 dec 2024 one.

I actually quite like that one as well but I don't have the cardigan anymore to do an updated one 😥"

I mean. I'd buy you one. It's a good photo Joe, a good photo.

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby

"Any photos over a year old automatically deleted. Yes I'm sure you still think you look like that, but you don't.

You're right, I look better 😎

For research I had a quick look. And yes you do. Though feel free to keep the 31 dec 2024 one.

I actually quite like that one as well but I don't have the cardigan anymore to do an updated one 😥

I mean. I'd buy you one. It's a good photo Joe, a good photo. "

Thank you! Coming from you, that actually means a lot 😅

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester

If the photo shows more of another person than yourself and also if it contains anything that makes the other person recognisable (tattoo, face,...)

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By *atiekisskissWoman
6 weeks ago

London

"No cock pics - it's just unnecessary (suddenly think that it's the 70s with a preponderance of flashers)"

No! Cock nd Vag pics should be mandatory.

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By *arc PolarisMan
6 weeks ago

Birmingham

No photos involving other people. It’s difficult to know if people have given consent or not.

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By *ovinglife!40Man
6 weeks ago

Hinckley

"No gaping assholes allowed"

That covers most single guys on here.

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By *eximus MaximusMan
6 weeks ago

Up North

"No gaping assholes allowed"

I’d block her ^^

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By *KTim61Man
6 weeks ago

Tipton

"No action shots on single profiles.... surely the mods can't believe consent has been given for those to be shown??"

You mean Video ? But it's ok for couples to do so though ?

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By *uitedGent.Man
6 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

"No action shots on single profiles.... surely the mods can't believe consent has been given for those to be shown??

You mean Video ? But it's ok for couples to do so though ? "

Well yeah I think that’s probably their point.

If it’s a couples profile, they’re probably aware they’re both shown 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

As opposed to the (not) anonymous random on the singles profile.

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By *morousCouple8Couple
6 weeks ago

Cumbria

"No gaping assholes allowed

Is that the person or the part of their anatomy

Can you gape a whole person? 😱"

You can’t but apparently you can fit two raccoons into their arse……

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By *rHotNottsMan
6 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

This might not be that popular, but if every woman's profile had to have one picture of them on the toilet, knickers around her ankles, smoking a Marlboro red, kind of leaning forward blowing smoke at the camera while doing come to bed eyes. I can volunteer to shoot if it helps?

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By *parkle1974Woman
6 weeks ago

Leeds

"No action shots on single profiles.... surely the mods can't believe consent has been given for those to be shown??

You mean Video ? But it's ok for couples to do so though ? "

No I mean pictures... and on a couples profile you would expect to see 2 people

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By *ampireWolvesMan
6 weeks ago

Essex

New rule: You have a maximum of two attempts to take the picture of yourself before posting!

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By *morousCouple8Couple
6 weeks ago

Cumbria

"New rule: You have a maximum of two attempts to take the picture of yourself before posting!"

Out

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By *eximus MaximusMan
6 weeks ago

Up North

"No gaping assholes allowed

Is that the person or the part of their anatomy

Can you gape a whole person? 😱"

I volunteer

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By *hickthighs26Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town

"No gaping assholes allowed

Is that the person or the part of their anatomy

Can you gape a whole person? 😱

I volunteer "

IN!

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By *eximus MaximusMan
6 weeks ago

Up North

"No gaping assholes allowed

Is that the person or the part of their anatomy

Can you gape a whole person? 😱

I volunteer

IN!"

I’ll tickle the back of your eyeballs

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By *hinstrapMan
6 weeks ago

sheffield

"No gaping assholes allowed"

Exactly this. Why would you want to see that

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By *KTim61Man
6 weeks ago

Tipton

"New rule: You have a maximum of two attempts to take the picture of yourself before posting!"

No I'd want at least 4 Maximum lol

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By *eliWoman
6 weeks ago

No excessive filtering.

Changing a photo to black and white? Great. An old dear with a daft filter on her face to have it looking smooth? Gone. Silly emotes over your face? Gone. Weirdly uncanny looking eye photos that have a daft filter? Please be gone. Editing so it doesn't resemble you? Yep, also gone.

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby

"No excessive filtering.

Oh the emojis over the faces or certain bits can get in the bin. Makes a photo look so tacky

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By *oomerangboyMan
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"No gaping assholes allowed"

This ⬆️ 🤮

Over filtered photos, literally changes the person !

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By *iver78Man
6 weeks ago

barton upon humber

"No gaping assholes allowed"

This

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By *eliWoman
6 weeks ago

"No excessive filtering.

Oh the emojis over the faces or certain bits can get in the bin. Makes a photo look so tacky"

Yeah, if you're vulva-ing it up and your arsehole is winking at the camera, you don't need a winking face emote to cover your clit.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
6 weeks ago

Motherwell

No discoloured ass pics thanks.

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
6 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

"TV remotes, cans and lifted toilet seats are prohibited."

Yes 100% Agreed

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
6 weeks ago

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"TV remotes, cans and lifted toilet seats are prohibited.

Yes 100% Agreed "

100% disagree, I like my toilet and can pictures. 🙂

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Motherwell

No gaping butts, no dick over the toilet bowl yuk ! No hairy pubes to name a few instant turn offs . Mx 👿

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
6 weeks ago

Secret Lane

"No vegetables being inserted into arses, it's ruining salads for me wondering where cucumbers have been. "

🤣🤣🤣 this is hilarious!!!

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By *otsossieMan
6 weeks ago

Hard.shoulder of the M1

Have a wash first

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

All silly bastards with emoji faces banned until further notice. All silhouettes allowed free platinum membership for not hiding behind massive tits and calling it a selfie.

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By *emorefridaCouple
6 weeks ago

La la land

"All silly bastards with emoji faces banned until further notice. All silhouettes allowed free platinum membership for not hiding behind massive tits and calling it a selfie."

But maybe we are just massive tits, so it's appropriate

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By *dventurousTraveller69Man
6 weeks ago

oxfordshire

That if they see the photo … they have to tell you… no ninja viewing / usage of photos… and give their thoughts on it… (I mainly say this for face feedback …tell me how scary it was

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Well fuck!😲 With half of these rules, that's most of my pics in the bin then!

Just glad they're not the actual rules and I'm keeping them! (also, is purple allowed for the shower pic, or does it HAVE to be B&W?!)

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"No gaping assholes allowed"

I didnt know there was any MP's on here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"All silly bastards with emoji faces banned until further notice. All silhouettes allowed free platinum membership for not hiding behind massive tits and calling it a selfie.

But maybe we are just massive tits, so it's appropriate

Who said that ???

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By *y HandMan
2 weeks ago

mid Suffolk

NO “ Fab for a friends invite “ text.

Or no text at all now I think about it.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
2 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

No hairy butt crack pics, anything oozy or gapey

And only one dick pic per profile allowed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

They must all be silhouettes of Margaret Thatcher

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By *heMrsWoman
2 weeks ago

North Gloucestershire

No hard cocks while sitting on the loo!!

So you are on fab while hiding away from the wife in the bathroom having a s#it!! Please save it for your private viewing!

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By *oudoir-EroticaCouple
2 weeks ago

Bolton

How about post any photo you want, so those looking can decide if they want to read your profile or message you?

Similar to a visual psychological profile analysis!

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By *ysteriousGirlOGWoman
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

No mess in the background.. I can't appreciate your penis if I'm focused on the overloaded floor Colin.

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By *iCurvCPLCouple
2 weeks ago

Newport

A crackdown on guys that delete a photo weekly then upload it again for fabs it's sad. I swear I see the same guy uploading the same dick pic weekly.

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By *iCurvCPLCouple
2 weeks ago

Newport

"No hard cocks while sitting on the loo!!

So you are on fab while hiding away from the wife in the bathroom having a s#it!! Please save it for your private viewing! "

This! 100%

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By *ino200Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

In couples not just pics of the sexy woman put some of the ugly hairy guy

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

No editing 🤐

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By *ate2theparty808Man
2 weeks ago

Erdington

Only post what you would like to see

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