FabSwingers.com forum: 101 ways to annoy people.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...this is number 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

number 2 (just smile at them )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No. 3

Phrases like "you cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. 3

Phrases like "you cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear"

well.....if you can't...then what CAN you make outta them?? (number 4...pmsl)

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

[Removed by poster at 15/01/10 16:06:13]

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

Number 4: Create a political thread

*Someone emailed us telling us we shouldn't have created the thread "some people" as it's a swinging site*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just by talking - quoted to me and sung to me "You say it best when you say nothing at all" I love it

Oh think thats no. 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask them if their Pre Op

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No 5

Telling people who are always waffling on about this being a swinging site that we are only here for a laugh and are infact celibate

......and can we see thier pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No 5

Telling people who are always waffling on about this being a swinging site that we are only here for a laugh and are infact celibate

......and can we see thier pics

Whoops...thats No 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get messages from a total dork with a posing pouch, just wind him up until he blocks you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a song that will get on your nerves get on your nerves get on your nerves..I know a song that will get on your nerves get get get on your nerves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Medallions I cant stand them!!!!!!!

no 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does my bum look big in this??"

errrrr....YES

annoys the shit outta mrs stu every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No 8...Asking people who message you that obviously have not read your profile if they need a trip to specsavers, or if there eye sights fine trying care in the community, see if they can send someone over to read for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eat his thorntons without him knowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no 9

the word

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

number 10.....get a couples profile and really be a couple!!!

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By *moothbell1Man
over a year ago

Birmingham / London

number 11..people who say on there profile if i dont get bak im not interested..how ignorant. just a yes or no is fine!!!!are you one of those people

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By *icelymarkedMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Number 12 ....

Snoring zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u lot wanty shut up ya annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 13 Send messages to couples profiles but only address the female of the pair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

number 14

tell sad jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL!!

Number 14

Sending messages to single ladies saying "I'd love to meet you both. The pictures of you and your partner are amazing!"

I get loads of abuse for doing that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No 15

say to your wife... "I'd love a 3sum with you and your sister"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No 15

say to your wife... "I'd love a 3sum with you and your sister"

or u and ur mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No 15

say to your wife... "I'd love a 3sum with you and your sister"

or u and ur mother

16"

F**kin ell Stu...you're sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No 15

say to your wife... "I'd love a 3sum with you and your sister"

or u and ur mother

F**kin ell Stu...you're sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a difference of opinion with someone on forums does seem to annoy some people! xx

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By *ddiddyMan
over a year ago

kilkenny

people who hide their profile why be on here with a hidden profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cause there is life beyond swingin?? or they havin a break but dont want to leave??xx

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

16 - at the end of a conversation with your workmates always ask them if they'd like fries with that

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

17 - always end each sentence with "In accordance with the prophecy"

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

18 - sit in your parked car at the roadside wearing glasses pointing a hairdryer at other drivers as the approach

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

19 - tannoy yourself at work, dont disguise your voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

"number 11..people who say on there profile if i dont get bak im not interested..how ignorant. just a yes or no is fine!!!!are you one of those people

Number 20...........Yep

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

number 21...tell vanilla friends you have a fantastic sex life

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

number 22

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

Number 22:

Go into Poundland select an item and ask a member of staff how much it is, then select another item and ask the same question, keep repeating the process

see how long it takes before they lose it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

number 23

when you go to a restaurant ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

people nudging me on msn - i'll reply in my own good time thank you very much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

Number 24:

When shopping in a supermarket, use 2 trolley's, keep them side by side, with one hand on each trolley as you push it, see how long it takes for the isle to become blocked

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Number 25

I know some thing that you don't know and i am not telling you

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Show on peoples visited list then block em

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

No 26!

People who hold a conversation saying "and I turned around to her and said, then she turned around to me and said!"

You can just imagine them spinning round as they talk!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

number 27......get pissed up on a meet and fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and you know

you know what i mean

and yeah you know

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

people using the word innit between every sentence......innit!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be me xxx

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

When asked by someone if you can do them a favour, say NO!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

slippin marmite where you shouldn't

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

start a taller men thread in swingers chat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

start a bare back thread in the forum

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting of "Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit in the back seat of a car and critique every single thing the driver does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mailing the person on spelling mistakes on profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell ya missus she can fuck you with a strap on...then change your mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get half way through a reply on a post and then just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stop having sex just as yer partner is about to cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use black tape to add letters to street signs to make rude words (annoying for the residents) e.g. add a T to the start of "wats road"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you send a message to someone in your own town and they reply asking which part of that town you are in, and after you tell them they completely ignore you, but before you told them they were interested. Weird huh?

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By *om-in-leedsMan
over a year ago

LEEDS/LEICESTER

as you go off shift, press the earpiece of the office phone on an ink pad

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By *om-in-leedsMan
over a year ago

LEEDS/LEICESTER

leaving the toilet seat up seems to be a winner...

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

"Number 13 Send messages to couples profiles but only address the female of the pair."

Sending a message to a couple and only addressing the male - asking permission to 'doo' his missus!!?

xAx

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By *ary and BejesusCouple
over a year ago

Ye Olde Stable

Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap annoyed yet? tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap, what about now? tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap are we there yet? tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking during trailers are being shown in a cinema!

The couple who did this continued to talk when the main film started, so I had to tell them to be quiet!

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend

"No. 3

Phrases like "you cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear"

well.....if you can't...then what CAN you make outta them?? (number 4...pmsl)"

soup ? lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Answer your phone during a romantic evening out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fart during oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unpick the stitching on one side of a thong or pair of knickers, slip one half through the other leg hole, then sew neatly back together.

Watch the fun while they try to get their figure of 8 undies right side out!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Create a thread and then put

as the first post.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Spending time in the forums instead of getting ready to go out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

offer a without the voddie

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

tell em theyre an **** c**t

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