FabSwingers.com forum: What was the last thing you bought?

By *rightonsteve OP Man
7 hours ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I bought a toe ring to offset my leather ankle chain. For which I’ve been accused of having a hippy mid life crisis.

What have you bought? Something fun, not petrol…

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By *earditallWoman
7 hours ago

Lancaster

A uv outfit

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By *atpurrWoman
7 hours ago

Kent

Literally just this second a pair of trousers from Vinted

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By *WB85Man
7 hours ago

Staffordshire

Greggs lunch.

Sausage rolls, cheese ploughman's roll, diet and prawn cocktail crisps.

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By *he MinionMan
7 hours ago

A hoodie for work

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By *rumfellaukMan
7 hours ago

Sutton Coldfield, Birmingham

A 9 inch dildo. It's not going up my arse though. It's to wack over the head of anyone who pisses me off

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By *9 Love-To-TryCouple
7 hours ago

East Anglia

not yet delivered but my man’s/sub new made to measure to my specification cock cage

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By *awtybikerMan
7 hours ago

Barnoldswick

8 litre bottle of water

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By *eroLondonMan
7 hours ago

Mayfair

An extra-hot skinny Flat White from Caffé Nero™.

I know...predictable.

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By *ace400Man
6 hours ago

my back yard

A rosemary plant

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By *wcjw70Man
6 hours ago

Great Barr

MDF primer from Wickes this morning

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By *ercuryMikeMan
6 hours ago

Newtown / Oswestry

Dettol and a pot of sweet cured herring

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
6 hours ago

Ryde

Getting another tattoo next week. Hubby is going to roll his eyes at my choice

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By *ontyboi76Man
6 hours ago

Pontypridd

Bought a Handfasting cord for a celebration in a few months. Glad I did otherwise its my morrisons order.

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By *anielleCD94TV/TS
6 hours ago

Nantwich

A whole bunch of stuff from Vinted. Slight addiction to it since I discovered it

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
6 hours ago

Lancashire

Buttons

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 hours ago

Bristol

Calpol

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By *ocialablechapMan
6 hours ago

Paphos and also SW UK

2nd class stamp

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By *tannersMan
6 hours ago

stanley

Bread buns

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By *eneralKenobiMan
6 hours ago

North Angus

Two bacon and lorne rolls

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By *rightonsteve OP Man
6 hours ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Two bacon and lorne rolls "
what’s ‘lorne’?

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By *actile TensionMan
6 hours ago

Sussex

a global stock index ETF

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 hours ago

Bristol

"Two bacon and lorne rolls what’s ‘lorne’? "

Square Scottish sausage

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By *evilinyouMan
6 hours ago

Bristol

Bought myself a new ps5 game 😉😉😉😉

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
6 hours ago

Round the bend

Corned beef from the butchers 🙄

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By *estructionDollyWoman
6 hours ago

Manchester

A "splash blanket" for the bedroom

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By *rodigal funCouple
6 hours ago

Leinster/Ulster

A three tier steamer and new bedding.

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By *bby_of_the_shireTV/TS
5 hours ago

Ashby

Condoms....still boxed.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
5 hours ago

North Angus

"Two bacon and lorne rolls what’s ‘lorne’?

Square Scottish sausage "

Aye sorry, square sassij

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 hours ago

Bristol

"Two bacon and lorne rolls what’s ‘lorne’?

Square Scottish sausage

Aye sorry, square sassij "

Damn tasty scran

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By *orders-cplCouple
5 hours ago

middx cpl

cock cage for hubby for his birthday suprise ...

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By *heelerMan
5 hours ago

Northants

4pints milk

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By *eneralKenobiMan
5 hours ago

North Angus

"Two bacon and lorne rolls what’s ‘lorne’?

Square Scottish sausage

Aye sorry, square sassij

Damn tasty scran "

Couldn’t just have one

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
5 hours ago

Leeds

Garden furniture set.

The mr

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
5 hours ago

Tamworth

A motorcycle helmet, jeans and boots.

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By *Silver-Man
5 hours ago

Mold

Petrol, now I'm skint

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
5 hours ago

Round the bend

"Petrol, now I'm skint"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *assy69Man
5 hours ago

Sussex/Wales

"I bought a toe ring to offset my leather ankle chain. For which I’ve been accused of having a hippy mid life crisis.

What have you bought? Something fun, not petrol…"

Have just bought a “new” rocket stove to take with me when I go hiking

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By *ee04Man
5 hours ago

Essex

Canes for my tomato plants

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
4 hours ago

Ryde

"Canes for my tomato plants"

Suuuuure they're for your tomato plants...

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By *eliWoman
4 hours ago

Nothing wrong with a hippy midlife crisis, OP.

☮️

Fun... a blender. The old one has decided to give up, treated myself to one I've wanted for awhile.

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By *peedyGMan
4 hours ago

Telford

Some socks.

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By *iddle aged and chubbyMan
4 hours ago

Shefford

Ordered a camping stove from Ali Express last night, if that counts?

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
4 hours ago

belfast

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By *runkOnLustMan
4 hours ago

West Yorkshire

All saints have a sale on so I spent abit there 🤣

Not that I needed any clothes tbh

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
4 hours ago

East Sussex

Two cups of coffee and an Apple turnover

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By *emorefridaCouple
3 hours ago

La la land

Kneepads

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By *runkOnLustMan
3 hours ago

West Yorkshire

"Kneepads

Comes in use if you spend alot of time on your knees 👀🤣

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
3 hours ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Some Revlon red creme 730 lipstick. It's a lovely colour and if it suits me, then I'll be happy. If not, I'll give it to a friend who was wearing this shade when we went out on Sunday just gone

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By *arlos 0511Man
3 hours ago

Manchester

"Some Revlon red creme 730 lipstick. It's a lovely colour and if it suits me, then I'll be happy. If not, I'll give it to a friend who was wearing this shade when we went out on Sunday just gone

" Just bought 6 sessions with Tina's plastic surgeon :•) 3 "

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
3 hours ago

South Wales

New glasses xx 😘

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By *onin25Man
3 hours ago

Durham

A box of crunchy nut cornflakes

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By *otsossieMan
3 hours ago

Chesterfield / Sheffield

Self adhesive rubber feet.

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 hours ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 hours ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

A biscoff iced latte

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 hours ago

SW1A1AA

I was supposed to go shopping today but didn go so its 2 bottles of vodka

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By *orkshire JohnMan
3 hours ago

keighley/Bradford

A lumberjack shirt

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By *igBeardyDanMan
3 hours ago

Bilston

An offside anti roll bar for the car

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By *emorefridaCouple
3 hours ago

La la land

"Kneepads

Comes in use if you spend alot of time on your knees 👀🤣"

Indeed, the last pair went flat, take from that what you will 🤣

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 hours ago

Ankh-Morpork

A cosplay item

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By *otsossieMan
2 hours ago

Chesterfield / Sheffield

"A cosplay item "

That covers a broad range.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
2 hours ago

hexham

I have just bought a nice pair of linen trousers for the summer

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By *arand25Couple
2 hours ago

Crowborough

A nice new set of darts, my old ones never worked

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By *ad4ladys1973Man
2 hours ago

Southport

Lube for wanking as no action forthcoming

Photo paper to print of pics someone sent to do wank tributes mmmmm

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By *3dwoodMan
2 hours ago

London

M&S cookies and a Dr Pepper

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By *007ManMan
2 hours ago

Worthing

Bar of choc

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By *hinstrapMan
2 hours ago

sheffield

A pair of Adidas trainers

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By *ookie46Woman
1 hour ago

Deepest darkest Peru

A rocky road in Costa

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By *d mirerMan
1 hour ago

lost

A McDonald’s , first this year

It was average and the chips give me hiccups 😂

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
1 hour ago

Crumpet Castle

4 scones, jar of jam, 25g of butter and a jar of blackcurrant compote.

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By *orksbloke73Man
60 minutes ago

Goole

A beer at football match

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By *inkShyWoman
49 minutes ago

near Windsor

A crab 🦀

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By *orthampton jamesMan
38 minutes ago

Northampton

A Mars bar

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
38 minutes ago

North Welsh Borders

New cooker, it has an inbuilt air fryer 🥰

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
24 minutes ago

Chester

A packet of cherry hifi bars from my Slimming World group

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By *yprusdreamWoman
23 minutes ago

Cyprus

Bite relief for my mosquito bites 🤦‍♀️

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By *our ginger fetishMan
23 minutes ago

Wolverhampton

A good old shafting from the government…otherwise known as petrol for the car 👍🏻

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