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"Recognising anyone who was in Neighbours from 1985-1991." Could you recognise every Lucy Robinson? | |||
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"I’m pretty good with a bo staff … vote for Pedro. " I don't even have any good skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. | |||
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"Recognising anyone who was in Neighbours from 1985-1991. Could you recognise every Lucy Robinson? " Flinker, Close, Bell - I'd pick them out like there's no tomorrow. | |||
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"Being a bit of a dick" Yeah this, putting my foot in it at the worst possible time 🤦🏻♂️ | |||
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"My eyebrows move entirely independently " This is a real thinker 🤔 | |||
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"Being annoying " True | |||
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"Being a bit of a dick Yeah this, putting my foot in it at the worst possible time 🤦🏻♂️" There is never a right time to put your foot in... | |||
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"Recognising anyone who was in Neighbours from 1985-1991. Could you recognise every Lucy Robinson? Flinker, Close, Bell - I'd pick them out like there's no tomorrow. " Impressive | |||
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"Being a bit of a dick Yeah this, putting my foot in it at the worst possible time 🤦🏻♂️ There is never a right time to put your foot in..." You’re starting to see my problem then… | |||
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"Being a bit of a dick Yeah this, putting my foot in it at the worst possible time 🤦🏻♂️ There is never a right time to put your foot in... You’re starting to see my problem then…" You know what they say about guys with big feet... | |||
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"Being a bit of a dick Yeah this, putting my foot in it at the worst possible time 🤦🏻♂️ There is never a right time to put your foot in... You’re starting to see my problem then… You know what they say about guys with big feet..." I change my profile photo and now I’m being objectified. Do I need to pixelate them? | |||
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"Being a bit of a dick Yeah this, putting my foot in it at the worst possible time 🤦🏻♂️ There is never a right time to put your foot in... You’re starting to see my problem then… You know what they say about guys with big feet... I change my profile photo and now I’m being objectified. Do I need to pixelate them? " If you ever wanna get laid again I maybe would. And the pointy shoes ones | |||
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"Being a bit of a dick Yeah this, putting my foot in it at the worst possible time 🤦🏻♂️ There is never a right time to put your foot in... You’re starting to see my problem then… You know what they say about guys with big feet... I change my profile photo and now I’m being objectified. Do I need to pixelate them? If you ever wanna get laid again I maybe would. And the pointy shoes ones" 😅😅 I’m out of my depth here. | |||
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"Well I have a cock. That is a skill isn't it?" I have a hole. We go together like...the rest of the song I can't remember | |||
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"Well I have a cock. That is a skill isn't it?" You haven’t gone full zoom and set it as your PP, that’s the real skill | |||
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"Baking. It's all about the cake. " I love the cake | |||
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"Baking. It's all about the cake. I love the cake " My kinda man | |||
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"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!"" Sounds like all my conversations on here | |||
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"Well I have a cock. That is a skill isn't it? I have a hole. We go together like...the rest of the song I can't remember " Stick my pole in the hole? 🤔 | |||
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"Well I have a cock. That is a skill isn't it? You haven’t gone full zoom and set it as your PP, that’s the real skill " Will it attract the ladies? | |||
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"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!" Sounds like all my conversations on here" Cheers x | |||
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"Well I have a cock. That is a skill isn't it? You haven’t gone full zoom and set it as your PP, that’s the real skill Will it attract the ladies?" Start a thread and ask everyone | |||
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"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!" Sounds like all my conversations on here" Haha that's crazy! Sorry, I did actually read that! 😅 | |||
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"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!" Sounds like all my conversations on here Cheers x " Yeah...yeah | |||
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"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!" Sounds like all my conversations on here Haha that's crazy! Sorry, I did actually read that! 😅" It's a good job your cute Joe | |||
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"Being a bit of a dick" I'd forgive you x | |||
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"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!" Sounds like all my conversations on here Cheers x Yeah...yeah" Who hurt you? (Wasn’t me, despite how it probably looks to everyone else ) | |||
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"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!" Sounds like all my conversations on here Haha that's crazy! Sorry, I did actually read that! 😅 It's a good job your cute Joe " Urgh... The worst C word a guy can be called on here | |||
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"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!" Sounds like all my conversations on here Haha that's crazy! Sorry, I did actually read that! 😅 It's a good job your cute Joe Urgh... The worst C word a guy can be called on here" 😘 | |||
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"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!" Sounds like all my conversations on here Cheers x Yeah...yeah Who hurt you? (Wasn’t me, despite how it probably looks to everyone else ) " I have to like you for you to hurt me. So yeah. Rules you out. | |||
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"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!" Sounds like all my conversations on here Cheers x Yeah...yeah Who hurt you? (Wasn’t me, despite how it probably looks to everyone else ) I have to like you for you to hurt me. So yeah. Rules you out. " Never been hurt by a series of full stops so much. Felt every one. | |||
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"I’m a man and can multi task " Example please ? | |||
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"If I wank everyday for the year. That is 365 wanks. Will I get a reward for this major skill? " Biggest wanker on fab? You may some competition though | |||
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" I can actually fix things .. " Jim? | |||
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" I can actually fix things .. Jim? " 🤣 | |||
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" I can actually fix things .. Jim? " fpmls | |||
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"If I wank everyday for the year. That is 365 wanks. Will I get a reward for this major skill? Biggest wanker on fab? You may some competition though" How about if I wank 3 times a day? | |||
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" I can actually fix things .. " Specifics pls. Are we talking the 6:15 at Cheltenham Or a squeaky hinge? If you can fix the state of the economy we could see about a wee prize | |||
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" I can actually fix things .. Specifics pls. Are we talking the 6:15 at Cheltenham Or a squeaky hinge? If you can fix the state of the economy we could see about a wee prize" I i can't quite tupe properly yet still reeling with silly belly laughs after that cheeky bird up there said .. | |||
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"I can eat a jam doughnut,without licking my lips " bollocks foxy...no way " | |||
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"I can lie on my back on a flat surface, lift my legs in the air and make fart noises from the hollow of my back. Believe me, it's really impressive." That is me in the gym every time. Make it stop | |||
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"I can lie on my back on a flat surface, lift my legs in the air and make fart noises from the hollow of my back. Believe me, it's really impressive." Done that in pilates in 2002. Never been back. | |||
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"I can lie on my back on a flat surface, lift my legs in the air and make fart noises from the hollow of my back. Believe me, it's really impressive. Done that in pilates in 2002. Never been back." " LOL. It's kind of my party piece...at weddings and birthdays and the like. Sometimes get requests 😉 " | |||
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"I can lie on my back on a flat surface, lift my legs in the air and make fart noises from the hollow of my back. Believe me, it's really impressive. Done that in pilates in 2002. Never been back." | |||
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"I can cum more than once. " I would be worried if you can't | |||
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"I can get the ick faster than trump can post a rant. " What puts you off? | |||
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"I can cum more than once. " " Think my back farts trump that " | |||
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"I can cum more than once. I would be worried if you can't " More than once in the same night lol. | |||
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"Blocking men who don't read my profile, but message having disregarded my request to read, very disrespectful lol I am almost NVQ Level 3! " so what does it say on your profile? Kidding, joshing, joking.....xx " | |||
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"Blocking men who don't read my profile, but message having disregarded my request to read, very disrespectful lol I am almost NVQ Level 3! | |||
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"Coming up with very kinky ideas ⬆️ I thought you would say wearing clothes that show your genitalia and holding up traffic? | |||
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"I can eat a jam doughnut,without licking my lips It's true | |||
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"I can eat a jam doughnut,without licking my lips That is a skill | |||
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"Irritating lots of people without even trying *entertaining I’m feeling one of your legendary threads today. Whatcha got…? | |||
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"Coming up with very kinky ideas Damn, you know me too well, that is my super power (different thread) | |||
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"Irritating lots of people without even trying Do you mean one of the ones that dont make sense and i cant explain the rules properly? | |||
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"Irritating lots of people without even trying Yeah they’re my faves 😊 cos they still turn out great anyway | |||
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"Coming up with very kinky ideas Don’t worry I clocked it, hard cycler. I clocked it 😉 Watch out for pot holes. | |||
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"Hiding the insecure mess I truly am " I'd like to change my answer to this! | |||
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"I can tie my shoe laces all by myself now 🤣🤣 | |||
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"i can move my ears,, and lick my elbows" I think the ladies would prefer it if you could lick your eye brows | |||
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"I can tie my shoe laces all by myself now 😍😍 did you go traditional or bunny ears? | |||
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"Breaking forumites hearts apparently " 💔 | |||
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"Hiding the insecure mess I truly am I'd like to change my answer to this!" Lol always happy to learn new tricks to help with this | |||
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"Well to quote jools " I am the most boring man she's ever met " So I'm going to go with that, I am the most boring person your ever likely to meet, that's a skill right?" One of the best, I'm jealous | |||
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