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By *osweet69 OP   Couple
2 days ago

portsmouth

Tell us us what your best skill is?

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

Being a bit of a dick

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By *ude LawMan
2 days ago

Harrogate

Recognising anyone who was in Neighbours from 1985-1991.

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By *aitonelMan
2 days ago

Liverpool

It's a secret

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
2 days ago

(User no longer on site)

Skimming stones across a calm body of water.

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By *reamz72Man
2 days ago

Leicester

Private message me and find out 😉

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By *hefoxesofpenCouple
2 days ago

chester

I can do the splits in multiple ways (front, side, standing etc)

It doesn’t come in that useful….

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By *INKYLOVE69Couple
2 days ago

Chesterfield

Giving blow jobs

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By *onin25Man
2 days ago

Durham


"Recognising anyone who was in Neighbours from 1985-1991."

Could you recognise every Lucy Robinson?

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By *uperSalopian7Man
2 days ago

Parts Unknown

I'm pretty good with a bo staff

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By *andleit1980Man
2 days ago

BRISTOL

Cooking

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By *egnMaxCouple
2 days ago

East Midlands

I’m pretty good with a bo staff … vote for Pedro.

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By *osweet69 OP   Couple
2 days ago

portsmouth

All very interesting so far.

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By *egnMaxCouple
2 days ago

East Midlands

Nungchucks?

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By *onin25Man
2 days ago

Durham


"I’m pretty good with a bo staff … vote for Pedro. "

I don't even have any good skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.

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By *reachers SonMan
2 days ago

north West

Misplacing stuff. One minute it's there, the next, fuck knows.

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By *elix SightedMan
2 days ago

Cloud 8

I can waggle my right ear. Never lost a staring competition.

Winning.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
2 days ago

Manchester

Baking

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By *egnMaxCouple
2 days ago

East Midlands

Gosh.

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By *actile TensionMan
2 days ago

Sussex

Consumption of useless information

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By *our ginger fetishMan
2 days ago

Wolverhampton

Parallel parking 😅

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By *utterfly64Woman
2 days ago

Raynes Park

Forgetting peoples names as soon as they tell me

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By *ude LawMan
2 days ago

Harrogate


"Recognising anyone who was in Neighbours from 1985-1991.

Could you recognise every Lucy Robinson? "

Flinker, Close, Bell - I'd pick them out like there's no tomorrow.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 days ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

My eyebrows move entirely independently

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 days ago

Leeds

Cake making

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
2 days ago

North Welsh Borders

Making snacks disappear

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 days ago

Chester

A good wife

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By *elvet RopeMan
2 days ago

by the big field

Sarcasm and feigning interest

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By *aitonelMan
2 days ago

Liverpool

Being annoying

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By *uitedGent.Man
2 days ago

Milton Keynes


"Being a bit of a dick"

Yeah this, putting my foot in it at the worst possible time 🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *luebell888Woman
2 days ago

Glasgowish

I can juggle with one hand.

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By *uitedGent.Man
2 days ago

Milton Keynes


"My eyebrows move entirely independently "

This is a real thinker 🤔

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 days ago

your hotlist


"Being annoying "

True

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By *ermite12ukMan
2 days ago

Solihull and Romford

Masticating: I'm good a chewing the cud. Wtf is cud anyway?

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By *hil most chillMan
2 days ago

London, South East & Europe

Honestly? Touch typing

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Being a bit of a dick

Yeah this, putting my foot in it at the worst possible time 🤦🏻‍♂️"

There is never a right time to put your foot in...

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By *achelTheAnalSlutTV/TS
2 days ago

Haywards Heath

MS Excel and photography (one is used a lot in my job, the other is just a hobby... or is it the other way around 🤔 )

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By *onin25Man
2 days ago

Durham


"Recognising anyone who was in Neighbours from 1985-1991.

Could you recognise every Lucy Robinson?

Flinker, Close, Bell - I'd pick them out like there's no tomorrow.

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Impressive

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By *uitedGent.Man
2 days ago

Milton Keynes


"Being a bit of a dick

Yeah this, putting my foot in it at the worst possible time 🤦🏻‍♂️

There is never a right time to put your foot in..."

You’re starting to see my problem then…

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Being a bit of a dick

Yeah this, putting my foot in it at the worst possible time 🤦🏻‍♂️

There is never a right time to put your foot in...

You’re starting to see my problem then…"

You know what they say about guys with big feet...

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
2 days ago

Niche

I think in a post apocalyptic situation my skills would not be that valuable or extend beyond the immediate days.

I'd not be much use hunting or killing or foraging.

I'd probably eat the wrong berries.

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By *uitedGent.Man
2 days ago

Milton Keynes


"Being a bit of a dick

Yeah this, putting my foot in it at the worst possible time 🤦🏻‍♂️

There is never a right time to put your foot in...

You’re starting to see my problem then…

You know what they say about guys with big feet..."

I change my profile photo and now I’m being objectified. Do I need to pixelate them?

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By *rishlad2787Man
2 days ago

brigg

[Removed by poster at 18/04/26 22:40:23]

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Being a bit of a dick

Yeah this, putting my foot in it at the worst possible time 🤦🏻‍♂️

There is never a right time to put your foot in...

You’re starting to see my problem then…

You know what they say about guys with big feet...

I change my profile photo and now I’m being objectified. Do I need to pixelate them? "

If you ever wanna get laid again I maybe would. And the pointy shoes ones

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By *uitedGent.Man
2 days ago

Milton Keynes


"Being a bit of a dick

Yeah this, putting my foot in it at the worst possible time 🤦🏻‍♂️

There is never a right time to put your foot in...

You’re starting to see my problem then…

You know what they say about guys with big feet...

I change my profile photo and now I’m being objectified. Do I need to pixelate them?

If you ever wanna get laid again I maybe would. And the pointy shoes ones"

😅😅 I’m out of my depth here.

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By *osweet69 OP   Couple
2 days ago

portsmouth

I’m surprised none of the fellas have said breathing through their ears.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 days ago

North West

Well I have a cock. That is a skill isn't it?

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Well I have a cock. That is a skill isn't it?"

I have a hole.

We go together like...the rest of the song I can't remember

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 days ago

Round the bend

Baking. It's all about the cake.

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By *uitedGent.Man
2 days ago

Milton Keynes


"Well I have a cock. That is a skill isn't it?"

You haven’t gone full zoom and set it as your PP, that’s the real skill

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By *regen1000Man
2 days ago

Erith

I think I have an uncanny ability to put a cardboard box on my head. It's not something you see very often so I must have a bit of an unusual talent.

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By *hinstrapMan
2 days ago

sheffield


"Baking. It's all about the cake. "

I love the cake

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By *oeBeansMan
2 days ago

Derby

Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!"

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 days ago

Round the bend


"Baking. It's all about the cake.

I love the cake "

My kinda man

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!""

Sounds like all my conversations on here

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By *rytomakelifefunMan
2 days ago

Leeds

Yeetibg myself off a bouldering wall without dying

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 days ago

North West


"Well I have a cock. That is a skill isn't it?

I have a hole.

We go together like...the rest of the song I can't remember "

Stick my pole in the hole? 🤔

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 days ago

North West


"Well I have a cock. That is a skill isn't it?

You haven’t gone full zoom and set it as your PP, that’s the real skill "

Will it attract the ladies?

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By *uitedGent.Man
2 days ago

Milton Keynes


"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!"

Sounds like all my conversations on here"

Cheers x

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By *uitedGent.Man
2 days ago

Milton Keynes


"Well I have a cock. That is a skill isn't it?

You haven’t gone full zoom and set it as your PP, that’s the real skill

Will it attract the ladies?"

Start a thread and ask everyone

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By *oeBeansMan
2 days ago

Derby


"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!"

Sounds like all my conversations on here"

Haha that's crazy!

Sorry, I did actually read that! 😅

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!"

Sounds like all my conversations on here

Cheers x "

Yeah...yeah

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!"

Sounds like all my conversations on here

Haha that's crazy!

Sorry, I did actually read that! 😅"

It's a good job your cute Joe

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By *eliWoman
2 days ago

.

I'm really good at biting my tongue. 98% developed skill.

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By *vonne5exMan
2 days ago

Doncaster


"Being a bit of a dick"
I'd forgive you x

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By *uitedGent.Man
2 days ago

Milton Keynes


"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!"

Sounds like all my conversations on here

Cheers x

Yeah...yeah"

Who hurt you?

(Wasn’t me, despite how it probably looks to everyone else )

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By *oeBeansMan
2 days ago

Derby


"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!"

Sounds like all my conversations on here

Haha that's crazy!

Sorry, I did actually read that! 😅

It's a good job your cute Joe "

Urgh... The worst C word a guy can be called on here

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!"

Sounds like all my conversations on here

Haha that's crazy!

Sorry, I did actually read that! 😅

It's a good job your cute Joe

Urgh... The worst C word a guy can be called on here"

😘

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 days ago

your hotlist

Im skill-less

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 days ago

North West

Posting absolute nonsense on the forums is another key skill. Right?

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!"

Sounds like all my conversations on here

Cheers x

Yeah...yeah

Who hurt you?

(Wasn’t me, despite how it probably looks to everyone else ) "

I have to like you for you to hurt me.

So yeah. Rules you out.

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By *he Gentleman 84Man
2 days ago

North East

I’m a man and can multi task

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By *uitedGent.Man
2 days ago

Milton Keynes


"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!"

Sounds like all my conversations on here

Cheers x

Yeah...yeah

Who hurt you?

(Wasn’t me, despite how it probably looks to everyone else )

I have to like you for you to hurt me.

So yeah. Rules you out. "

Never been hurt by a series of full stops so much. Felt every one.

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By *uitedGent.Man
2 days ago

Milton Keynes


"I’m a man and can multi task "

Example please ?

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 days ago

North West

If I wank everyday for the year. That is 365 wanks. Will I get a reward for this major skill?

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"If I wank everyday for the year. That is 365 wanks. Will I get a reward for this major skill? "

Biggest wanker on fab? You may some competition though

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By *hilly1515Man
2 days ago

I can actually fix things ..

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


" I can actually fix things ..

"

Jim?

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 days ago

your hotlist


" I can actually fix things ..

Jim? "

🤣

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By *hilly1515Man
2 days ago


" I can actually fix things ..

Jim? "

fpmls you knob

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 days ago

North West


"If I wank everyday for the year. That is 365 wanks. Will I get a reward for this major skill?

Biggest wanker on fab? You may some competition though"

How about if I wank 3 times a day?

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
2 days ago

Niche


" I can actually fix things ..

"

Specifics pls.

Are we talking the 6:15 at Cheltenham

Or a squeaky hinge?

If you can fix the state of the economy we could see about a wee prize

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By *WB85Man
2 days ago

Staffordshire

I can flirt with people, and they have no idea I'm flirting.

Its a skill, just not a good skill.

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By *hilly1515Man
2 days ago


" I can actually fix things ..

Specifics pls.

Are we talking the 6:15 at Cheltenham

Or a squeaky hinge?

If you can fix the state of the economy we could see about a wee prize"

I

i can't quite tupe properly yet still reeling with silly belly laughs after that cheeky bird up there said ..

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman
2 days ago

Essex

I emit a pheromone that attracts wankers, weirdos and wrong ‘uns in a 100 mile radius.

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By *hilly1515Man
2 days ago

rite composed , mechanical things

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By *eroLondonMan
2 days ago

Mayfair

I'm attracted to questionable pheromones.

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By *oc.holidayMan
1 day ago

ilfracombe

Apple bobbing

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By *inkShyWoman
1 day ago

near Windsor

Retaining random information to help win the pub quiz.

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By *arlos 0511Man
1 day ago

Manchester

I can lie on my back on a flat surface, lift my legs in the air and make fart noises from the hollow of my back. Believe me, it's really impressive.

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By *agicm696Man
1 day ago

High Wycombe

Eating pussy

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By *oxy-RedWoman
1 day ago

pink panther territory

I can eat a jam doughnut,without licking my lips

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By *arlos 0511Man
1 day ago

Manchester


"I can eat a jam doughnut,without licking my lips "


" bollocks foxy...no way "

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By *effdelightMan
1 day ago

Grimsby

Definitely eating pussy haha

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By *rivate_userMan
1 day ago

Leicester/ East Midlands

I can put my foot in it, at any situation.

Think I'm quite skilled at it now

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By *dcd2TV/TS
1 day ago

Nantwich


"I can lie on my back on a flat surface, lift my legs in the air and make fart noises from the hollow of my back. Believe me, it's really impressive."

That is me in the gym every time. Make it stop

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By *inkShyWoman
1 day ago

near Windsor


"I can lie on my back on a flat surface, lift my legs in the air and make fart noises from the hollow of my back. Believe me, it's really impressive."

Done that in pilates in 2002. Never been back.

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By *arlos 0511Man
1 day ago

Manchester


"I can lie on my back on a flat surface, lift my legs in the air and make fart noises from the hollow of my back. Believe me, it's really impressive.

Done that in pilates in 2002. Never been back."


" LOL. It's kind of my party piece...at weddings and birthdays and the like. Sometimes get requests 😉 "

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By *intyballsMan
1 day ago

Meath

My tongue 👅

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By *hilly1515Man
1 day ago


"I can lie on my back on a flat surface, lift my legs in the air and make fart noises from the hollow of my back. Believe me, it's really impressive.

Done that in pilates in 2002. Never been back."

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By *lemFandango88Woman
1 day ago

Thirsk

I can get the ick faster than trump can post a rant.

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By *outhwestwillyMan
1 day ago

hayle

I can cum more than once.

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By *intyballsMan
1 day ago

Meath


"I can cum more than once. "

I would be worried if you can't

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By *intyballsMan
1 day ago

Meath


"I can get the ick faster than trump can post a rant. "

What puts you off?

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By *arlos 0511Man
1 day ago

Manchester


"I can cum more than once. "


" Think my back farts trump that "

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By *ub_BDSM_GirlWoman
1 day ago

Wirral

Blocking men who don't read my profile, but message having disregarded my request to read, very disrespectful lol

I am almost NVQ Level 3!

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By *outhwestwillyMan
1 day ago

hayle


"I can cum more than once.

I would be worried if you can't "

More than once in the same night lol.

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By *amCutMan
1 day ago

east Midlands

Eating until my jaw locks 🤣🤣

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By *lybynightWoman
1 day ago

visiting various Wales. .. and Daresbury

Information finding.. since the ye olde library, to early Internet search engines, being a knower of many useful things.

Sadly AI is making that skill obsolete. 😪

I can lick the tip of my nose?

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By *arlos 0511Man
1 day ago

Manchester


"Blocking men who don't read my profile, but message having disregarded my request to read, very disrespectful lol

I am almost NVQ Level 3!

"


" so what does it say on your profile?

Kidding, joshing, joking.....xx "

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By *ub_BDSM_GirlWoman
1 day ago

Wirral


"Blocking men who don't read my profile, but message having disregarded my request to read, very disrespectful lol

I am almost NVQ Level 3!

so what does it say on your profile?

Kidding, joshing, joking.....xx "

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By *asilForty77Man
1 day ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Sleeping expert in the art of having a good kip

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
1 day ago

chester

Yep I think revealing your best skill could be giving your identity away judging by the comments unless ofcourse your a porn star then cool

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By *ust_curious2023Man
1 day ago

altrincham

Getting women to realise they are just looking and not ready to date just yet.

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By *amediDeliveryMan
1 day ago

This Town

Pickle tickling

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By *avid1987Man
1 day ago

Birmingham

Eating a woman's arse out

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By *lasgowgent35Man
1 day ago

Glasgow

Robbing banks

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By *ornyguy666Man
1 day ago

Nottingham

Eating pussy n kissing 💋

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By *cotsman269Man
1 day ago

Falkirk

Getting nowhere 😂🤣

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By *andadbodMan
1 day ago

Liverpool

Knowledge of the print industry….. and martial arts

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By *allyxMan
1 day ago

London

Rimming

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By *essica trueTV/TS
1 day ago

blackpool

Probably taking cock xx

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By *uitedGent.Man
1 day ago

Milton Keynes

Disappointing my parents.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
1 day ago

Leeds

I’m quite good at annoying people.

The mr

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By *aughty older 50Man
1 day ago

Ballymena

Making naughty fun lady's cum and squirt. love wet nights

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By *abcouple1403Couple
1 day ago

Newcastle

My skill is that I can cum really fast!

It saves meets dragging out for hours so we can all get on with our lives 😂

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By *yclinghardMan
1 day ago

Winchester

Coming up with very kinky ideas

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By *uitedGent.Man
1 day ago

Milton Keynes


"Coming up with very kinky ideas "

⬆️ I thought you would say wearing clothes that show your genitalia and holding up traffic?

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By *earditallWoman
1 day ago

Lancaster

Remembering stupid advert jingles.

And I'm pretty good at staying calm in an emergency.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
1 day ago

pink panther territory


"I can eat a jam doughnut,without licking my lips

bollocks foxy...no way "

It's true

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By *earditallWoman
1 day ago

Lancaster


"I can eat a jam doughnut,without licking my lips

bollocks foxy...no way

It's true "

That is a skill

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By *uitedGent.Man
1 day ago

Milton Keynes

Video upload or it’s not true ..

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By *uitedGent.Man
1 day ago

Milton Keynes

Because I have to be honest, I don’t think I’m picturing it the way you’re hoping we all do 😅

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By *hickthighs26Woman
1 day ago

your hotlist

Irritating lots of people without even trying

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By *uitedGent.Man
1 day ago

Milton Keynes


"Irritating lots of people without even trying "

*entertaining

I’m feeling one of your legendary threads today. Whatcha got…?

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By *oleene HoneybeeWoman
1 day ago

on the naughty side of the street

I am the sort of positive that can annoy the miserable people, so I can still tell them to f@#k off but with jazz hands

P. S. I can also do a mexican wave with my tongue

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By *yclinghardMan
1 day ago

Winchester


"Coming up with very kinky ideas

⬆️ I thought you would say wearing clothes that show your genitalia and holding up traffic? "

Damn, you know me too well, that is my super power (different thread)

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By *hickthighs26Woman
1 day ago

your hotlist


"Irritating lots of people without even trying

*entertaining

I’m feeling one of your legendary threads today. Whatcha got…? "

Do you mean one of the ones that dont make sense and i cant explain the rules properly?

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By *uitedGent.Man
1 day ago

Milton Keynes


"Irritating lots of people without even trying

*entertaining

I’m feeling one of your legendary threads today. Whatcha got…?

Do you mean one of the ones that dont make sense and i cant explain the rules properly? "

Yeah they’re my faves 😊 cos they still turn out great anyway

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By *uitedGent.Man
1 day ago

Milton Keynes


"Coming up with very kinky ideas

⬆️ I thought you would say wearing clothes that show your genitalia and holding up traffic?

Damn, you know me too well, that is my super power (different thread) "

Don’t worry I clocked it, hard cycler. I clocked it 😉

Watch out for pot holes.

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By *carlettsWoman
1 day ago

Harpenden

Crackshot, never useful though apart from showing off

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By *uyofthenorthMan
1 day ago

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Painting

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By *evilinyouMan
1 day ago

Bristol

Hiding the insecure mess I truly am

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By *apua New GuineaMan
1 day ago

nearby

Listening and not taking myself too seriously.

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By *glyBirdWoman
1 day ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Hiding the insecure mess I truly am "

I'd like to change my answer to this!

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By *avexxMan
1 day ago

cheshire

i can move my ears,, and lick my elbows

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By *peedyGMan
1 day ago

Telford

I can tie my shoe laces all by myself now

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By *orny IrishMan
1 day ago

North Wiltshire


"I can tie my shoe laces all by myself now "

🤣🤣

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By *dible_KinkCouple
1 day ago

Aberdeen


"i can move my ears,, and lick my elbows"

I think the ladies would prefer it if you could lick your eye brows

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By *uitedGent.Man
1 day ago

Milton Keynes


"I can tie my shoe laces all by myself now "

😍😍 did you go traditional or bunny ears?

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By *onko the SaneMan
1 day ago

3rd rock from the sun

Breaking forumites hearts apparently

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By *hickthighs26Woman
1 day ago

your hotlist


"Breaking forumites hearts apparently "

💔

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By *evilinyouMan
1 day ago

Bristol


"Hiding the insecure mess I truly am

I'd like to change my answer to this!"

Lol always happy to learn new tricks to help with this

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By *ools and the brainCouple
1 day ago

couple, us we him her.

Well to quote jools

" I am the most boring man she's ever met "

So I'm going to go with that, I am the most boring person your ever likely to meet, that's a skill right?

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By *evilinyouMan
1 day ago

Bristol


"Well to quote jools

" I am the most boring man she's ever met "

So I'm going to go with that, I am the most boring person your ever likely to meet, that's a skill right?"

One of the best, I'm jealous

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By *olo180Man
1 day ago

Greater London

Tripping over thin air while walking 🙄

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