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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
2 days ago

Leeds

What makes you on fab??

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 days ago

your hotlist

Anything kai posts

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By *obilebottomMan
2 days ago

All over

Some desperate souls

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By *aitonelMan
2 days ago

Liverpool


"Anything kai posts"

If you didn't wank while reading my posts your eyes wouldn't roll back then would they.

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By *earditallWoman
2 days ago

Lancaster

The,I can't get a meet threads.

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By *issmorganWoman
2 days ago

Calderdale innit

It'd probably be shorter to post what doesn't, sparkle

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
2 days ago

Leeds


"Some desperate souls "

A few of those on here...definitely

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

The fake flirting to be liked

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By *unkissedYorkieMan
2 days ago

BRADFORD/LEEDS

[Removed by poster at 18/04/26 14:37:56]

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
2 days ago

Leeds


"The,I can't get a meet threads.

"

Won't be fab without them daily

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Anything kai posts

If you didn't wank while reading my posts your eyes wouldn't roll back then would they. "

The fact people forget you can private message...

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
2 days ago

Leeds


"It'd probably be shorter to post what doesn't, sparkle "

I get you

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By *hilly1515Man
2 days ago

all of you lot

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By *aitonelMan
2 days ago

Liverpool


"Anything kai posts

If you didn't wank while reading my posts your eyes wouldn't roll back then would they.

The fact people forget you can private message... "

Then I couldn't annoy people

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By *eroLondonMan
2 days ago

Mayfair

From a forum perspective those who are literally on every thread commenting on literally everyone's posts, and usually with vapid remarks.

Omnipresence can be a tedium sometimes.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 days ago

your hotlist


"Anything kai posts

If you didn't wank while reading my posts your eyes wouldn't roll back then would they.

The fact people forget you can private message... "

Can you? 😱

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

2 days ago

East Sussex

Men who want people to meet their partner but only have a single man's profile and the men who say they're happy to do that

Wo.en who complain they get too much mail but have few or no mail filters set

Sychophants

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By *unkissedYorkieMan
2 days ago

BRADFORD/LEEDS

Guys complaining about not getting meets when their profile is a blank slate. Also women and couples putting bait posts up about being stood up when they had no plans to begin with.

And one ick for a bonus. Close up pussy pics or close ups or a dick in the ass with. Or cum pouring out of pussy. Instant turn off

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

People who say they are in on threads and then don't do anything 🤣

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"From a forum perspective those who are literally on every thread commenting on literally everyone's posts, and usually with vapid remarks.

Omnipresence can be a tedium sometimes."

Sorry Nero...

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
2 days ago

Leeds


"Men who want people to meet their partner but only have a single man's profile and the men who say they're happy to do that

Wo.en who complain they get too much mail but have few or no mail filters set

Sychophants

"

Definitely in the top 10

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By *aitonelMan
2 days ago

Liverpool

I live to cause this effect.

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By *hitelotusMan
2 days ago

Farnborough

People who write a war and peace here !

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

2 days ago

East Sussex

Also people who start a thread saying they get no replies and manners cost nothing then not ever acknowledging any reply on the thread..

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 days ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

All the above plus

Posters whose sole contribution seems to be to tell the site what a slutty slut Mcslut they are.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
2 days ago

Leeds


"Also people who start a thread saying they get no replies and manners cost nothing then not ever acknowledging any reply on the thread.."

But then they get slated...can't do right for doing wrong

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By *ayhay23Man
2 days ago

Northampton

If you were carlsberg I can’t wait for closing time 🥳

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 days ago

North West

In. Because I’m a Slutty McSlut. 😇

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By *WB85Man
2 days ago

Staffordshire

Penis size insecurities.

Always makes my bloody eyes roll.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

2 days ago

East Sussex


"Also people who start a thread saying they get no replies and manners cost nothing then not ever acknowledging any reply on the thread..

But then they get slated...can't do right for doing wrong "

this is true

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By *hilly1515Man
2 days ago

what do they taste like ...

keys coat macdonalds .. here I come

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By *obilebottomMan
2 days ago

All over

Those who post something that has nothing to do with the thread

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
2 days ago

Leeds


"Those who post something that has nothing to do with the thread"

Isn't that what threads are for...they always get derailed

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 days ago

your hotlist

Grumps there everywhere

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 days ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds


"In. Because I’m a Slutty McSlut. 😇"

Don’t make me laugh I’m trying to be all frowny and eye rolly.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
2 days ago

Leeds

When the thread is about something day to day, let’s say for example cheese.

And then you get some random weirdo half way down the thread saying “ phone sex now anyone” or “I’m wanking who wants to watch”

The mr

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By *unkissedYorkieMan
2 days ago

BRADFORD/LEEDS


"Penis size insecurities.

Always makes my bloody eyes roll. "

Insecure in what way?

How they measure up or just feeling inadequate?

I do see where guys on the smaller side could struggle as pretty much every profile I've seen asks for vwe or has videos of them with guys that are 8 inch plus.

Not projecting btw. Just giving my opinion

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By *hilly1515Man
2 days ago


"Grumps there everywhere "
shut up you ..

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 days ago

your hotlist


"Grumps there everywhere shut up you .."

🤭🤭

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
2 days ago

Leeds


"When the thread is about something day to day, let’s say for example cheese.

And then you get some random weirdo half way down the thread saying “ phone sex now anyone” or “I’m wanking who wants to watch”

The mr "

I'm like where the fuck did that come from

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 days ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds


"When the thread is about something day to day, let’s say for example cheese.

And then you get some random weirdo half way down the thread saying “ phone sex now anyone” or “I’m wanking who wants to watch”

The mr "

There are 8.3 billion people on the planet. Statistically someone is wanking about cheese.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
2 days ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"When the thread is about something day to day, let’s say for example cheese.

And then you get some random weirdo half way down the thread saying “ phone sex now anyone” or “I’m wanking who wants to watch”

The mr

There are 8.3 billion people on the planet. Statistically someone is wanking about cheese. "

I heard it’s all about the holes

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 days ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds


"When the thread is about something day to day, let’s say for example cheese.

And then you get some random weirdo half way down the thread saying “ phone sex now anyone” or “I’m wanking who wants to watch”

The mr

There are 8.3 billion people on the planet. Statistically someone is wanking about cheese.

I heard it’s all about the holes"

Caerfeely

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By *uitedGent.Man
2 days ago

Milton Keynes

People who ask why they don’t get replies from normal women when their profile name is CheesyHelmetSlurper3000 or eggyfartsinmymouth65

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 days ago

North West


"When the thread is about something day to day, let’s say for example cheese.

And then you get some random weirdo half way down the thread saying “ phone sex now anyone” or “I’m wanking who wants to watch”

The mr

There are 8.3 billion people on the planet. Statistically someone is wanking about cheese.

I heard it’s all about the holes

Caerfeely "

I may or may not have started a cheese wank thread 🤣

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
2 days ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"When the thread is about something day to day, let’s say for example cheese.

And then you get some random weirdo half way down the thread saying “ phone sex now anyone” or “I’m wanking who wants to watch”

The mr

There are 8.3 billion people on the planet. Statistically someone is wanking about cheese.

I heard it’s all about the holes

Caerfeely "

Bit crumbly, you want to explore a more bouncy texture

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By (user no longer on site)
2 days ago

Ripping the head off it usually does the trick

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By *hilly1515Man
2 days ago

gotgonzola any body ...?

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
2 days ago

Leeds


"People who ask why they don’t get replies from normal women when their profile name is CheesyHelmetSlurper3000 or eggyfartsinmymouth65"

I did reply to cervixsmasher69 once...

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 days ago

your hotlist


"People who ask why they don’t get replies from normal women when their profile name is CheesyHelmetSlurper3000 or eggyfartsinmymouth65"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *eroLondonMan
2 days ago

Mayfair


"From a forum perspective those who are literally on every thread commenting on literally everyone's posts, and usually with vapid remarks.

Omnipresence can be a tedium sometimes.

·

Sorry Nero..."

You get a free pass because you're a long standing stalwart. And... because you have a quim.

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


" And... because you have a quim."

Don't start such rumours!

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By *aitonelMan
2 days ago

Liverpool


"From a forum perspective those who are literally on every thread commenting on literally everyone's posts, and usually with vapid remarks.

Omnipresence can be a tedium sometimes.

·

Sorry Nero...

You get a free pass because you're a long standing stalwart. And... because you have a quim."

I have more of a quim than her! I should get a pass too

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
2 days ago

Right up your street

“Fab this pic to be next”

“Fab this pic for a fried req”

🥱 😴 🙄

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 days ago

North West

Saw someone put a status this morning saying "whoever fabs my latest pic. I will arrange a meet with". I just thought, come on. No you won't. Great marketing strategy but come on.

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By *WB85Man
2 days ago

Staffordshire


"Penis size insecurities.

Always makes my bloody eyes roll.

Insecure in what way?

How they measure up or just feeling inadequate?

I do see where guys on the smaller side could struggle as pretty much every profile I've seen asks for vwe or has videos of them with guys that are 8 inch plus.

Not projecting btw. Just giving my opinion "

Insecure enough that every day a group of men discuss their dick size......is it big enough, is it thick enough.

It becomes a thread of just men talking about their dicks.

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Saw someone put a status this morning saying "whoever fabs my latest pic. I will arrange a meet with". I just thought, come on. No you won't. Great marketing strategy but come on. "

You still fabbed it though right?

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By *unkissedYorkieMan
2 days ago

BRADFORD/LEEDS


"Saw someone put a status this morning saying "whoever fabs my latest pic. I will arrange a meet with". I just thought, come on. No you won't. Great marketing strategy but come on. "

Even better when they add it as a caption on a pic or vid haha.

Or post a pic and tell people to fab it for the full video to be uploaded

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
2 days ago

Right up your street

Profiles saying “I will not send a face pic” (and yes there are some!

How am I meant to know what you look like wench?

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By *unkissedYorkieMan
2 days ago

BRADFORD/LEEDS


"Penis size insecurities.

Always makes my bloody eyes roll.

Insecure in what way?

How they measure up or just feeling inadequate?

I do see where guys on the smaller side could struggle as pretty much every profile I've seen asks for vwe or has videos of them with guys that are 8 inch plus.

Not projecting btw. Just giving my opinion

Insecure enough that every day a group of men discuss their dick size......is it big enough, is it thick enough.

It becomes a thread of just men talking about their dicks. "

There are groups of guys that talk about this stuff?

Not something I thought I'd learn about today but here we are.

I mean the averages are out there for all to see and there have been studies on the preferences of women made already. Why do guys need to discuss this?

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
2 days ago

Leeds


"Saw someone put a status this morning saying "whoever fabs my latest pic. I will arrange a meet with". I just thought, come on. No you won't. Great marketing strategy but come on. "

But the desperados still fab them

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By *uitedGent.Man
2 days ago

Milton Keynes


"Saw someone put a status this morning saying "whoever fabs my latest pic. I will arrange a meet with". I just thought, come on. No you won't. Great marketing strategy but come on. "

Maybe it was a kind of raffle?

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By *actile TensionMan
2 days ago

Sussex

"rant over" posts

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
2 days ago

Right up your street


"What makes you on fab??"

Forum posts about annoying things on fab 🙄

😂😂😘😘😘

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 days ago

North West


"Saw someone put a status this morning saying "whoever fabs my latest pic. I will arrange a meet with". I just thought, come on. No you won't. Great marketing strategy but come on.

Maybe it was a kind of raffle? "

I did put my name down. Just for good measure

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By *uitedGent.Man
2 days ago

Milton Keynes

Attention seeking threads then disappear - the equivalent of a Facebook check in at hospital.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 days ago

North West


"Saw someone put a status this morning saying "whoever fabs my latest pic. I will arrange a meet with". I just thought, come on. No you won't. Great marketing strategy but come on.

Even better when they add it as a caption on a pic or vid haha.

Or post a pic and tell people to fab it for the full video to be uploaded "

Got to tease before the full release I guess

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By *uitedGent.Man
2 days ago

Milton Keynes


"Saw someone put a status this morning saying "whoever fabs my latest pic. I will arrange a meet with". I just thought, come on. No you won't. Great marketing strategy but come on.

Maybe it was a kind of raffle?

I did put my name down. Just for good measure "

For research, right?

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 days ago

North West


"Saw someone put a status this morning saying "whoever fabs my latest pic. I will arrange a meet with". I just thought, come on. No you won't. Great marketing strategy but come on.

You still fabbed it though right?"

Yes. Don't judge me. I'm in there. 1 in a million chance. Good odds.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 days ago

your hotlist


"What makes you on fab??

Forum posts about annoying things on fab 🙄

😂😂😘😘😘"

But then were would we all go to passive agressively have a go at one another?

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 days ago

North West


"Saw someone put a status this morning saying "whoever fabs my latest pic. I will arrange a meet with". I just thought, come on. No you won't. Great marketing strategy but come on.

Maybe it was a kind of raffle?

I did put my name down. Just for good measure

For research, right? "

Got to protect the planet somehow.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 days ago

North West


"Saw someone put a status this morning saying "whoever fabs my latest pic. I will arrange a meet with". I just thought, come on. No you won't. Great marketing strategy but come on.

But the desperados still fab them "

One day, a guy will be able to meet. When pigs fly 😂

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By *uitedGent.Man
2 days ago

Milton Keynes


"Saw someone put a status this morning saying "whoever fabs my latest pic. I will arrange a meet with". I just thought, come on. No you won't. Great marketing strategy but come on.

Maybe it was a kind of raffle?

I did put my name down. Just for good measure

For research, right?

Got to protect the planet somehow."

One vaginal raffle at a time 😅

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By *unkissedYorkieMan
2 days ago

BRADFORD/LEEDS


"Saw someone put a status this morning saying "whoever fabs my latest pic. I will arrange a meet with". I just thought, come on. No you won't. Great marketing strategy but come on.

Even better when they add it as a caption on a pic or vid haha.

Or post a pic and tell people to fab it for the full video to be uploaded

Got to tease before the full release I guess "

It just turns me off instantly because they're just begging for validation which screams insecure

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By *uitedGent.Man
2 days ago

Milton Keynes


"What makes you on fab??

Forum posts about annoying things on fab 🙄

😂😂😘😘😘

But then were would we all go to passive agressively have a go at one another?"

Pub?

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 days ago

your hotlist


"What makes you on fab??

Forum posts about annoying things on fab 🙄

😂😂😘😘😘

But then were would we all go to passive agressively have a go at one another?

Pub?"

That would be a better option

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
2 days ago

Right up your street


"What makes you on fab??

Forum posts about annoying things on fab 🙄

😂😂😘😘😘

But then were would we all go to passive agressively have a go at one another?"

Erm… erm…. Can I have an easier question please?

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By *hilly1515Man
2 days ago

could just make a fun sponge forum ..

ooofft controversial

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By *tannersMan
2 days ago

stanley

Myself usually ☹️

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 days ago

your hotlist


" could just make a fun sponge forum ..

ooofft controversial "

🤣🤣🤣🤣 oooh eyyyyyy

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By *uitedGent.Man
2 days ago

Milton Keynes

I love moaning. Genuinely puts me in a better mood being petty about people who annoy me 😅

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By *morousCouple8Couple
2 days ago

Cumbria

People that ask for advice which prompts valid answers and support which they don’t care to read because actually it was just an “in” to discuss a fantasy.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 days ago

your hotlist


"I love moaning. Genuinely puts me in a better mood being petty about people who annoy me 😅"

⬆️ i annoy him

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
2 days ago

Leeds


"I love moaning. Genuinely puts me in a better mood being petty about people who annoy me 😅"

You let people annoy you???

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By *glyBirdWoman
2 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


" could just make a fun sponge forum ..

ooofft controversial "

Or a "like me like me!" one?

I'll join both to be fair.

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
2 days ago

Lincolnshire

The times I am asked "does your hubby know you are on here?"

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By *hilly1515Man
2 days ago


" could just make a fun sponge forum ..

ooofft controversial

Or a "like me like me!" one?

I'll join both to be fair. "

we can do shifts

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
2 days ago

Always on the move

Unsolicited Vag pics. Im a real person, not some ladies fuck toy!

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
2 days ago

Leeds


"Unsolicited Vag pics. Im a real person, not some ladies fuck toy!

"

Shocking behaviour from so called ladies...shocking

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
2 days ago

Always on the move


"Unsolicited Vag pics. Im a real person, not some ladies fuck toy!

Shocking behaviour from so called ladies...shocking "

Its a daily occurrence. The amount of admin I now have to do to look at them all, act disgusted, and clear my inbox. Well, it's quite exhausting!

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By *a LunaWoman
2 days ago

Wales

Men who play hard to get

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By *cotsRugbyBuffMan
2 days ago

Secret

The why am I not good enough sympathy posts 🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 days ago

North West

Sending me random tit pics. How disgusting is that. Shocking absolutely shocking. I cry myself to sleep every night.

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By *a LunaWoman
2 days ago

Wales


"When the thread is about something day to day, let’s say for example cheese.

And then you get some random weirdo half way down the thread saying “ phone sex now anyone” or “I’m wanking who wants to watch”

The mr "

it’s like read the room people!! makes me smile, eases the tension sometimes!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
2 days ago

cardiff

The sycophants

The lamp post pissers (we know you are shagging)

The inclusivity of 'perceived popular' posters, whilst ignoring most others (for starters)

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By *a LunaWoman
2 days ago

Wales


""rant over" posts"

Ah this is the bread and butter of the Fab forums. Never again will you see such a collective of moany whingebags in the nude! It’s very niche

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
2 days ago

Always on the move


""rant over" posts

Ah this is the bread and butter of the Fab forums. Never again will you see such a collective of moany whingebags in the nude! It’s very niche "

It's like you've seen my Porn Search History! I thought I was the only one with the whingeing in the nude kink

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By *hisIsMe58Man
2 days ago

Winchester

Who's wanking now posts, Why???

Straight men looking for wank buddies, I just don't get it!!!

White knights, self validation and desperate people who's posts delusionally think women will be queuing for them because of it.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
2 days ago

Leeds

The ignore everyone else on the thread and turn it into a not so private convo people.

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By *eliWoman
2 days ago

.


"The lamp post pissers (we know you are shagging)

"

I don't mind them. I mean, it's painfully obvious and kind of sad when things finish and they get upset by posts. But they help keep the forums interesting.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
2 days ago

cardiff


"The lamp post pissers (we know you are shagging)

I don't mind them. I mean, it's painfully obvious and kind of sad when things finish and they get upset by posts. But they help keep the forums interesting. "

Oh I don't disagree. Don't like seeing anyone upset. Not sure its always that obvious though to some people

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
2 days ago

Niche

Too much of something is

Like Flirting ad nauseum.

If it's fake flanter then too much of it is like over explaining the punchline of a joke.

Yeah, we got it.

If it's real just go get a room and fk.

Yeah, we got it.

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By *a LunaWoman
2 days ago

Wales


""rant over" posts

Ah this is the bread and butter of the Fab forums. Never again will you see such a collective of moany whingebags in the nude! It’s very niche

It's like you've seen my Porn Search History! I thought I was the only one with the whingeing in the nude kink"

who doesn’t enjoy a good moan

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
2 days ago

Niche


"Sending me random tit pics. How disgusting is that. Shocking absolutely shocking. I cry myself to sleep every night."

Ummmm I smell smoke 🐷 pinocchio

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
2 days ago

Always on the move


"Sending me random tit pics. How disgusting is that. Shocking absolutely shocking. I cry myself to sleep every night.

Ummmm I smell smoke 🐷 pinocchio "

More Denis Leary than Pinocchio..he practically stole my joke from about 5 posts up the thread. Ok, I said Vag. Sentiment is still the same 😂

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By *weetiepie99Woman
2 days ago

cardiff


"Sending me random tit pics. How disgusting is that. Shocking absolutely shocking. I cry myself to sleep every night.

Ummmm I smell smoke 🐷 pinocchio

More Denis Leary than Pinocchio..he practically stole my joke from about 5 posts up the thread. Ok, I said Vag. Sentiment is still the same 😂"

Well this is competitive

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 days ago

North West


"Sending me random tit pics. How disgusting is that. Shocking absolutely shocking. I cry myself to sleep every night.

Ummmm I smell smoke 🐷 pinocchio

More Denis Leary than Pinocchio..he practically stole my joke from about 5 posts up the thread. Ok, I said Vag. Sentiment is still the same 😂"

Imitation is the highest form of flattery 😂

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By *eacock1221Couple
2 days ago

Bedfordshire

Single men moaning about lack of attention.

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By *arand25Couple
2 days ago

Crowborough

When someone's bio is three sentences, followed by a couple of paragraphs about Sydney Uni etc

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By *he MinionMan
2 days ago

.

Who is wanking now threads ?

🙄

If i'm having a wank, as lovely as people are here, i'm not reading forum posts on fab

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 days ago

North West


"Who is wanking now threads ?

🙄

If i'm having a wank, as lovely as people are here, i'm not reading forum posts on fab"

You could try

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By *hilloutMan
2 days ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Virtually everything 🙄🙄😂

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By *elix SightedMan
2 days ago

Cloud 8


"What makes you on fab??"

Morons.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
2 days ago

North Welsh Borders

The threads denigrating ladies on the telly....

The 'inclusive' crew who are only inclusive to their cronies 😬

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
2 days ago

Leeds


"The threads denigrating ladies on the telly....

The 'inclusive' crew who are only inclusive to their cronies 😬"

Oh you mean the "flock" 🐑 🐏

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
2 days ago

North Welsh Borders


"The threads denigrating ladies on the telly....

The 'inclusive' crew who are only inclusive to their cronies 😬

Oh you mean the "flock" 🐑 🐏 "

*Whispers* yes 👀

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
2 days ago

Glasgow / London / Manchester


"More Denis Leary than Pinocchio."

😂

I thought I was the only one who remembered Leary stealing entire bits.

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By *ib.Man
2 days ago

Hampshire

Just people's general behaviour. It's very easy to read their intentions and just highlights the bad parts of this place.

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By *earditallWoman
2 days ago

Lancaster


"Who is wanking now threads ?

🙄

If i'm having a wank, as lovely as people are here, i'm not reading forum posts on fab"

These make me laugh l,reading rhe lounge threads would not be getting me off

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"The fake flirting to be liked

"

Sorry!! 🤣🤣🤣

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By *tormQueenWoman
2 days ago

Manchester

I think I probably cause more eye rolls than I do myself 😎

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I think I probably cause more eye rolls than I do myself 😎"

Same here 🤣🤣

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By *tormQueenWoman
2 days ago

Manchester


"I think I probably cause more eye rolls than I do myself 😎

Same here 🤣🤣"

Natural talent i reckon 😁😁

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By *ayhay23Man
2 days ago

Northampton

A quim????😂😂 retro!!!

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By *ayhay23Man
2 days ago

Northampton

Doesn’t eyes rolling scare you?🤔

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
2 days ago

Niche


"Doesn’t eyes rolling scare you?🤔"

Not if it's orgasm induced

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By *dmundwilsonMan
2 days ago

Llandudno


"What makes you on fab??"

A message from a desirable profile.

Great outdoor pics.

Beautiful tits n fannies!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 days ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds


"Who is wanking now threads ?

🙄

If i'm having a wank, as lovely as people are here, i'm not reading forum posts on fab"

Genius! I was gonna upgrade my phone cos it went all blurry but this is a better idea.

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By *itty FelouWoman
2 days ago

Carlisle

The uncouthness of some of the messages I receive (I do have filters up).....

The eye roll is often accompanied by a loud tut.....

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
2 days ago

Niche


"What makes you on fab??"

Mood hoovers.

Lemon suckers.

Mean mouthers.

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By *aughty50sCouple
2 days ago

Yorkshire - but we travel a lot

Socks 🥴

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By *inkShyWoman
2 days ago

near Windsor

Messages telling me I'm "built to take BBC", or "Do you like gifts/money?"

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By *ose and her beastCouple
2 days ago

Watford

Hey we are a couple but male half is alone ATM do you want to play

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By *uitedGent.Man
2 days ago

Milton Keynes

😅😅 couldn’t make it up

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By *cotsRugbyBuffMan
2 days ago

Secret

People that don’t know the difference between curvy and fat

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
2 days ago

Niche


"People that don’t know the difference between curvy and fat"

You forgot to mention....

athletic and chunky.

And

....attached and unattached.

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