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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
1 week ago

your hotlist

I can't spell, my grammar is terrible, i cant organise a thread correctly or even make sense of my own rules.

What's one thing you can't do?

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By *ude LawMan
1 week ago

Harrogate

That.

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By *sWyldWoman
1 week ago

Edinburgh

Wink. I wish I could but I can't

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By *ude LawMan
1 week ago

Harrogate


"That."

But I can do this.

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By *parkle1974Woman
1 week ago

Leeds

Helicopter...

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By *andadbodMan
1 week ago

Liverpool

holiday

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By *avexxMan
1 week ago

cheshire

THE SPLITS

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By *eorge1949Man
1 week ago

Broadwaywr12


"Helicopter..."

Done that, wonderful experience!

Better than sex!

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By *eorge1949Man
1 week ago

Broadwaywr12

Cook a full roast dinner!

Easier to fly a helicopter!

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By *inkShyWoman
1 week ago

near Windsor

I can't reply to the OP in order to take part in a game. I apparently send to anyone who is below or above the OP.👌

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By *hilly1515Man
1 week ago

the funky chicken.

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By *xydadbodMan
1 week ago

towcester

I cant pronounce specific properly without tripping over my own tongue a few times 😅😅😅

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By *rightonsteveMan
1 week ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Meet a lady because she’s a long way away

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By *obilebottomMan
1 week ago

All over

I always do that

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By *ensualbicockMan
1 week ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"I can't spell, my grammar is terrible, i cant organise a thread correctly or even make sense of my own rules.

What's one thing you can't do?"

You're stunningly beautiful though

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
1 week ago

(User no longer on site)

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
1 week ago

(User no longer on site)

Lick my elbows.

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By *hat.coupleCouple
1 week ago

Kent

I cant do that whistle with 2 fingers. I really want to do it too x

Mrs x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
1 week ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"That."

What if it was for love, though?

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By *regen1000Man
1 week ago

Erith

I can't solder. I am very practical as a mechanic, built brick walls, landscaped gardens, made my own arcade machine but that highlighted that welding is nothing like soldering.

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By *utsackerMan
1 week ago

north east

I’ve never been able to pronounce three properly or any other of the th starting words, I just say free instead

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By *oneyBee200Woman
1 week ago

Kent

My brain doesn’t function properly after 6pm 🤣

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By *uttley CrewMan
1 week ago

Here

I can’t say Irish wristwatch

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By *ude LawMan
1 week ago

Harrogate


"That.

What if it was for love, though?"

Then I'd do this.

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By *utsackerMan
1 week ago

north east

My spelling isn’t the best either, autocorrect helps a lot but sometimes thst can’t even guess what trying to spell haha, miserable old cunt science teacher announced to the entire class that I had spelled water wrong in high school the stupid old bastard he was haha

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By *obilebottomMan
1 week ago

All over


"My spelling isn’t the best either, autocorrect helps a lot but sometimes thst can’t even guess what trying to spell haha, miserable old cunt science teacher announced to the entire class that I had spelled water wrong in high school the stupid old bastard he was haha "

I don't think he would do that now

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By *WB85Man
1 week ago

Staffordshire

I can't lick someone's bum hole.

I just can't.

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
1 week ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

Fab

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By *oeBeansMan
1 week ago

Derby

Bench press 100kg 😓

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By *ornucopiaMan
1 week ago

Bexley

Sit in front of a TV set...

So much else to do, including nothing!

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
1 week ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
1 week ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Bench press 100kg 😓"

I believe in you Joe

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By *utsackerMan
1 week ago

north east


"My spelling isn’t the best either, autocorrect helps a lot but sometimes thst can’t even guess what trying to spell haha, miserable old cunt science teacher announced to the entire class that I had spelled water wrong in high school the stupid old bastard he was haha

I don't think he would do that now "

Haha probably not mate, to be fair my mentality now I’d just laugh but as a school laddie I was mortified haha

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

Stand up wee now Iv experienced the sit down

I just can’t use the stand up shame really

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By *obilebottomMan
1 week ago

All over


"My spelling isn’t the best either, autocorrect helps a lot but sometimes thst can’t even guess what trying to spell haha, miserable old cunt science teacher announced to the entire class that I had spelled water wrong in high school the stupid old bastard he was haha

I don't think he would do that now

Haha probably not mate, to be fair my mentality now I’d just laugh but as a school laddie I was mortified haha "

I can imagine, what a rotten thing to do.

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By *ornucopiaMan
1 week ago

Bexley


"My spelling isn’t the best either, autocorrect helps a lot but sometimes thst can’t even guess what trying to spell haha, miserable old cunt science teacher announced to the entire class that I had spelled water wrong in high school the stupid old bastard he was haha

I don't think he would do that now "

Although it is almost universally pronounced 'worhtah', that is not how to spell it...

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By *inkShyWoman
1 week ago

near Windsor


"I cant do that whistle with 2 fingers. I really want to do it too x

Mrs x"

I learned using WikiHow on a very productive afternoon at work 🤣

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By *y_CinnamonWoman
1 week ago

Hampshire

Ride a bike

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By *hilly1515Man
1 week ago


"I can't lick someone's bum hole.

I just can't. "

bit like putting your tongue on a pp3 battery similar to the front hole but ... probably should scratch n sniff first ...

rite I am off for walk ..

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By *uitedGent.Man
1 week ago

Milton Keynes

Moonwalk.

Been trying since I was about 7. Even tried it with white socks on.

Nothing.

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By *elix SightedMan
1 week ago

Cloud 8


"I can't lick someone's bum hole.

I just can't. "

Not even your own?

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
1 week ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"I can't lick someone's bum hole.

I just can't. "

Plenty of people on the forums can

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By *oeBeansMan
1 week ago

Derby


"Bench press 100kg 😓

I believe in you Joe "

You're right, I'm off to try right now!

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
1 week ago

Chester

Floss

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By *itty FelouWoman
1 week ago

Carlisle

Wolf whistle and click my fingers on my left hand......

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By *onko the SaneMan
1 week ago

3rd rock from the sun

Get a forum hottie into bed

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

Recently realised that I struggle to say Brazilian Ju Jitsu - always comes out as brajilian

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By *herry77Woman
1 week ago

North West

Numbers! Give me words any day

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
1 week ago

S.Wales

I can not reach a top shelf in the supermarket 😞✨️

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
1 week ago

(User no longer on site)


"Floss"

The dance or the teeth thing?

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By *aramel.desiresMan
1 week ago

Surrey

I can't sing. I wish I could but unfortunately I have no chance.

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
1 week ago

The Lake District

Cant hold a pen and write with it in my left hand...but can hold mobile phone in left hand and text with left thumb

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
1 week ago

Chester


"Floss

The dance or the teeth thing? "

The dance, I have a water floss to do the teeth thing

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By *hunky GentMan
1 week ago

Stamford, Lincs


"I can not reach a top shelf in the supermarket 😞✨️"

No porno mags for you then. Lol

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By *awtybikerMan
1 week ago

Barnoldswick

Whistle with my fingers

Or play guitar

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By *hilly1515Man
1 week ago


"I can not reach a top shelf in the supermarket 😞✨️"

Jimmy cranky can't buy cornflakes na na na na la la la la

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By *he.Jungle.VIPMan
1 week ago

London

I cant roll my r's, really wish I could

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By *morousCouple8Couple
1 week ago

Cumbria

I can’t whistle

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By *ulture9030Man
1 week ago

Yorkshire

Bend over and touch my toes!

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
1 week ago

Chester


"Whistle with my fingers

Or play guitar"

I can whistle really loud with my fingers 😁

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
1 week ago

Chester


"I can’t whistle "

I'll teach you at next social 😂

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By *uicyboobiesWoman
1 week ago

Newtownbutler

Swim

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By *hilly1515Man
1 week ago

I can play guitar , but not whistle with my fingers

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By *morousCouple8Couple
1 week ago

Cumbria


"I can’t whistle

I'll teach you at next social 😂 "

Soooo many people have tried to teach me. I make noise but it’s not a whistle 🤣

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By *hilly1515Man
1 week ago


"I can’t whistle

I'll teach you at next social 😂

Soooo many people have tried to teach me. I make noise but it’s not a whistle 🤣"

I think that is just called farming from blowing to hard

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By *hilly1515Man
1 week ago


"I can’t whistle

I'll teach you at next social 😂

Soooo many people have tried to teach me. I make noise but it’s not a whistle 🤣 I think that is just called farming from blowing to hard "

farting *

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By *ustyT85Man
1 week ago

Swarthmoor


"I can't spell, my grammar is terrible, i cant organise a thread correctly or even make sense of my own rules.

What's one thing you can't do?"

Read a book !! 🤓

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By *andsCouple
1 week ago

Edin

Accents … they all sound exactly the same!

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By *lan157Man
1 week ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

I can't understand what 3 match points means when watching tennis with a fanatical tennis fan friend and it winds her up how I can be so ignorant ( and why do they take all those balls to serve and then throw them away ? ) Don't get me started on watching snooker with her. . ..

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
1 week ago

Chester


"I can’t whistle

I'll teach you at next social 😂

Soooo many people have tried to teach me. I make noise but it’s not a whistle 🤣"

Oh-my-days, I'm adding this to the 'to do' list - this'll be hilarious

1. Doms

2. Teach Z to whistle

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By *igerFiestaMan
1 week ago

Huddersfield

Make a quick decision. Needed to buy a birthday card today for my sister. Went to 3 card shops and I still couldn't decide. Same when I was young in a toy shop or browsing the Argos/index catalogue. Same when booking holidays. Each day at work I list the pro's and cons for each destination. Sometimes I just flip a coin let fate intervene.

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By *attieTV/TS
1 week ago

Nottingham

I can't look at the OP without thinking about butter 🧈

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
1 week ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Drive a car

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By *morousCouple8Couple
1 week ago

Cumbria


"I can’t whistle

I'll teach you at next social 😂

Soooo many people have tried to teach me. I make noise but it’s not a whistle 🤣 I think that is just called farming from blowing to hard

farting *"

I need a medal if I’m blowing so hard I fart, surely

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
1 week ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


" I can play guitar , but not whistle with my fingers

"

Most people use their lips 🤣🤣🤣

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By *morousCouple8Couple
1 week ago

Cumbria


"I can’t whistle

I'll teach you at next social 😂

Soooo many people have tried to teach me. I make noise but it’s not a whistle 🤣

Oh-my-days, I'm adding this to the 'to do' list - this'll be hilarious

1. Doms

2. Teach Z to whistle

"

3. Lube 😏

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By *hilly1515Man
1 week ago


"I can’t whistle

I'll teach you at next social 😂

Soooo many people have tried to teach me. I make noise but it’s not a whistle 🤣 I think that is just called farming from blowing to hard

farting *

I need a medal if I’m blowing so hard I fart, surely "

and a round of applause

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By *rincess_Peach1992Woman
1 week ago

Newport

I cant whistle, cant take a decent selfie or speak welsh

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By *hilly1515Man
1 week ago


" I can play guitar , but not whistle with my fingers

Most people use their lips 🤣🤣🤣"

Good point ... maybe I should try this

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
1 week ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


" I can play guitar , but not whistle with my fingers

Most people use their lips 🤣🤣🤣

Good point ... maybe I should try this "

🤣💋

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By *abman82Man
1 week ago

worcester

Solve a Rubik cube.

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By *riel13Woman
1 week ago

Northampton

Abide stupid

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By *oastal1968Man
1 week ago

London/Stafford

I can't suck my own cock. 🫤

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By *hilly1515Man
1 week ago

I can now but for the longest of times could not open my eyes under water

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By *inkonewinkMan
1 week ago

Durham

I can not win the lottery lol

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By *ilver_ServiceMan
1 week ago

Lincolnish.....

I can juggle water....

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By *ulldog_71Man
1 week ago

Sedgefield

Walk more than 100 yards unaided

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By *hams123Man
1 week ago

London

Juggle.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
1 week ago

Round the bend

Whistle

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By *ad NannaWoman
1 week ago

East London

I can't hoot like an owl through an evergreen leaf between my palms.

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By *inkShyWoman
1 week ago

near Windsor

I can't say 🦏

Also can't spell it hence using an emoji. This isn't my proudest moment.

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By *hams123Man
1 week ago

London


"Whistle "

There's a Flo Rida song to help with that 😉

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By *hams123Man
1 week ago

London


"I can't say 🦏

Also can't spell it hence using an emoji. This isn't my proudest moment."

Rhino or rhinoceros?

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By *inkShyWoman
1 week ago

near Windsor


"I can't say 🦏

Also can't spell it hence using an emoji. This isn't my proudest moment.

Rhino or rhinoceros?"

rhinoceros

I have my own pronunciation x

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By *hams123Man
1 week ago

London


"I can't say 🦏

Also can't spell it hence using an emoji. This isn't my proudest moment.

Rhino or rhinoceros?

rhinoceros

I have my own pronunciation x"

I'm interested in hearing it x

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By *inkShyWoman
1 week ago

near Windsor


"I can't say 🦏

Also can't spell it hence using an emoji. This isn't my proudest moment.

Rhino or rhinoceros?

rhinoceros

I have my own pronunciation x

I'm interested in hearing it x"

It pisses everyone off lol

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By *hams123Man
1 week ago

London


"I can't say 🦏

Also can't spell it hence using an emoji. This isn't my proudest moment.

Rhino or rhinoceros?

rhinoceros

I have my own pronunciation x

I'm interested in hearing it x

It pisses everyone off lol"

Why? I think it's normal to be unable to pronounce certain words. Our brains work differently. We're not all the same.

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By *rHotNottsMan
7 days ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I can't train if I've got shit going on in my life, I'm so envious of people who still hit the gym regularly regardless of what else is down in their life. It's such a great skill.

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By *rHotNottsMan
7 days ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Oh, and I can't seem to open those little sachets of shower gel in Asian homestays , so frustrating, or get I to your knickers OP.

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By *atinaChica54Woman
7 days ago

Marlborough

Whistle

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By *il.Man
7 days ago

Manchester

i can’t sing, never could memorise the lines. Not even poems, i’d mess up even the shortest poem

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By *aster SteelMan
7 days ago

Rochdale

Cant remember things, A terrible memory issue and have had for years. I can chat and go on about a conversation from ages ago but cant remember the name of the person.im talking too

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
7 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

I can't find a guy that wants me

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By *amesB66Man
7 days ago

St Peter Port

Weirdly, I can't have the TV or radio volume on an odd number

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By *uvs2watchherCouple
7 days ago

newcastle

Everything!! I m not thick I just come across that way sometimes xxx

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By *aster SteelMan
7 days ago

Rochdale

where r u

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By *carlettsWoman
7 days ago

Harpenden

Juggle

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
7 days ago

Northumberland

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
7 days ago

Northumberland

Probably easier to list what I can do 🤣

I cant get my my brain the not overthink about everything, so I cant just have a "normal" day.

Like is she being friendly or does she actually like me, did I lock the door, did I put the handbrake on, wheres my keys phone and wallet, cant go to sleep without rechecking all switched are off and doors locked.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
7 days ago

Leeds

Fold myself in half and lick my own arsehole. Sad times.

The mr

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
7 days ago

Maidstone

Brain surgery.

Sorry about that🫣

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By *apua New GuineaMan
7 days ago

nearby

Resist half price easter eggs

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By *eorgesdad69Man
7 days ago

Long Eaton

I can’t get a regular boyfriend since broke up with my last one💔😩

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By *orphia2003Woman
7 days ago

Tonypandy.

Things I can't do:

Juggle, walk without my knee clicking, get rid of this cold, stop my brain having impromptu melt-downs, find my favourite bra set....

There is a lot.

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By *hilly1515Man
7 days ago


"Fold myself in half and lick my own arsehole. Sad times.

The mr "

I think there is an app for that.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
7 days ago

North Angus

Math

My brain switches off completely

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By *ate2theparty808Man
7 days ago

Erdington


"I can juggle water...."

Put it in 3 balloons

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By *ate2theparty808Man
7 days ago

Erdington

Things I can’t do

Help falling in love (Elvis has left the building)

Fake interest in something that bores me

Lie (because I like big buts)

Stand the rain, against my window.

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
7 days ago

Northumberland

Ive just realised, im halfway through my 30s and I havent shit myself yet, yet everyone said when you hit 30 you cant trust a fart...

Unfortunately ive only realised that due to a text from a friend, confirming hes just shit himself 😂😂

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By *ntraditional_GentMan
7 days ago

Loughborough

Wake up without some part of my anatomy feeling like it’s been stretched and twisted like peak Stretch Armstrong.

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By *he Gentleman.Man
7 days ago

Sitlington


"I can't spell, my grammar is terrible, i cant organise a thread correctly or even make sense of my own rules.

What's one thing you can't do?"

although I've tried, I cannot suck my own cock, so...

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By *4its2lateMan
7 days ago

Time


"I can't spell, my grammar is terrible, i cant organise a thread correctly or even make sense of my own rules.

What's one thing you can't do?"

Get a meet on here 😂

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By *ld Stella HeelsTV/TS
7 days ago

ross on wye


"I can't spell, my grammar is terrible, i cant organise a thread correctly or even make sense of my own rules.

What's one thing you can't do?"

Looking at your profile

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By *2000ManMan
7 days ago

Worthing

Whistle loud by putting fingers in mouth.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
7 days ago

South Wales

I can’t click my fingers xx 😘

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By *otsossieMan
7 days ago

Chesterfield / Sheffield

Concentrate

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By *hilly1515Man
7 days ago


"I can’t click my fingers xx 😘 "
just call my name that will work

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
7 days ago

Northumberland


"Concentrate"

Stop looking at OPs profile then 🤣🤣

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By *otsossieMan
7 days ago

Chesterfield / Sheffield


"Concentrate

Stop looking at OPs profile then 🤣🤣"

Concentrate or stop looking at OPs profile.

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By *artorialMan
7 days ago

weymouth

Touch my toes without bending my knees

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
7 days ago

Motherwell

I have various academic and professional awards and yet I can't do Geography, have always been awful at it, including reading maps and following a sat nav. Mx 👿

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By *ina678Woman
7 days ago

None

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By *ina678Woman
7 days ago

None


"That."

I thought you wouldn't do that, rather than you couldn't...

This gives a completely different perspective...

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By *hilly1515Man
7 days ago


"That.

I thought you wouldn't do that, rather than you couldn't...

This gives a completely different perspective..."

What this... oh well i never thought about..... that

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By *underlandfellaMan
7 days ago

sunderland

Can't stop looking at OP profile x

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By *anderingWelshGuyMan
7 days ago

Swansea

Mine goes out of the window in here as well - the horn must alter part of the brain that controls typing lol

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By *hisIsMe58Man
7 days ago

Winchester


"I cant do that whistle with 2 fingers. I really want to do it too x

Mrs x"

Me too

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By *ina678Woman
7 days ago

None


"That.

I thought you wouldn't do that, rather than you couldn't...

This gives a completely different perspective...

What this... oh well i never thought about..... that"

You really ought to give that some thought... trust me!

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By *ightsOutCouple
7 days ago

It’s a long way

I can’t find a bra that fits perfectly and feels comfortable 😭

Ms.

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By *r_Mrs.DSCouple
7 days ago

Voldsøy

I can't whistle

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By *reative-mindMan
7 days ago

Exeter

Get laid

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By *omeotherguyMan
7 days ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"I can't whistle "

Wear a thong and eat beans.

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