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By *ampireLove OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex

… boat and going to sink if you don’t push one of the forumites off! Name who are you saving and who are you pushing off the boat!?! 😂😂

NB: As always, be nice and have fun!

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

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Its more likely i'd be the one pushed overboard by the other two

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By *ampireLove OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"Its more likely i'd be the one pushed overboard by the other two"

😂😂😂 this is also my problem!

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

There are some cases I'd push both off even if the boat wasn't sinking

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

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"There are some cases I'd push both off even if the boat wasn't sinking"

The mermaids would rescue you in a flash Joe. You'd survive

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford

I'd rather just jump overboard 😂

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By *hilly1515Man
2 weeks ago

if this water is shark infested. my ass aint touching it..fact..

and if it does I am taking somebody in with me theory being I will only have to out swim that other forumite, nothing personal. massive phobia.

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

The choice is obvious, push one of the women with big "bazookas" off, since they will have natural buoyancy and not drown (therefore I would not need to feel guilty).

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By *ampireLove OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"The choice is obvious, push one of the women with big "bazookas" off, since they will have natural buoyancy and not drown (therefore I would not need to feel guilty)."

😂😂😂 I mean that’s just genius!

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By *aitonelMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

I'm sinking the boat and taking you all with me

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I'm sinking the boat and taking you all with me"

Don't worry I'll jump , you stay dry

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By *hams123Man
2 weeks ago

London

I'm saving thickthighs. I'm pushing _ampirelove over. Sorry mate. It was a really tough choice. I hope you can swim.

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By *hlongasaurus_rexMan
2 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

Il jump off. Sticks float right ? And any sharks won't go near me. They prefer meat not bone(rs)

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By *estructionDollyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Be harder to pick who I *wasn't* pushing off the boat 😜

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By *weetiepie99Woman
2 weeks ago

cardiff

I mean no one has said they were 'in'. So if they're not 'in', you can't push them 'out'.

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By *ew2buryMan
2 weeks ago

Newbury


"There are some cases I'd push both off even if the boat wasn't sinking"
😺

I can guess one !

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By *ew2buryMan
2 weeks ago

Newbury

This would be the only time I get to make a forumer wet...

In the interest of healthy and safety it would need to be someone with the biggest implants...

*Researchs*

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
2 weeks ago

S.Wales

You 🫵✨️

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By *ampireLove OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"I'm saving thickthighs. I'm pushing _ampirelove over. Sorry mate. It was a really tough choice. I hope you can swim."

I mean I’m not the best but can try swim to one of the ladies hk pushed off and use her and a a float 😂

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By *hams123Man
2 weeks ago

London


"I'm saving thickthighs. I'm pushing _ampirelove over. Sorry mate. It was a really tough choice. I hope you can swim.

I mean I’m not the best but can try swim to one of the ladies hk pushed off and use her and a a float 😂"

I would be interested in testing the theory of a large breasted woman floating in water. Does it always happen? Or are there exceptions?

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By *ampireLove OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"I'm saving thickthighs. I'm pushing _ampirelove over. Sorry mate. It was a really tough choice. I hope you can swim.

I mean I’m not the best but can try swim to one of the ladies hk pushed off and use her and a a float 😂

I would be interested in testing the theory of a large breasted woman floating in water. Does it always happen? Or are there exceptions? "

How about people with those amazing big butts? Or do they still drown due to the enviable ass up, face down?!

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By *b40Man
2 weeks ago

lisburn

Shit floats so I might as well jump in water save other 2 🏊🏼🛟

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By *hams123Man
2 weeks ago

London


"I'm saving thickthighs. I'm pushing _ampirelove over. Sorry mate. It was a really tough choice. I hope you can swim.

I mean I’m not the best but can try swim to one of the ladies hk pushed off and use her and a a float 😂

I would be interested in testing the theory of a large breasted woman floating in water. Does it always happen? Or are there exceptions?

How about people with those amazing big butts? Or do they still drown due to the enviable ass up, face down?! "

Another social experiment 👌🏾

What if they can keep their head above water and their arse up?

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By *ampireLove OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"Shit floats so I might as well jump in water save other 2 🏊🏼🛟"

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

Where's TinaTitz - we wouldn't need life jackets (or a boat even!)

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By *ampireLove OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"Where's TinaTitz - we wouldn't need life jackets (or a boat even!) "

We need a Tina whistle!

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

My boobs do float when I’m in a swimming pool or a deep bath… not sure they’re big enough to prevent me from drowning though so I’d like to reserve a seat in the boat please 😄

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

I'm saving _b40 and throwing _ampirelove to the sharks 🏊🏼‍♂️🚣🏼‍♂️🦈😂

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

You've always struck me as a strong swimmer, OP...

🤣

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By *hams123Man
2 weeks ago

London


"My boobs do float when I’m in a swimming pool or a deep bath… not sure they’re big enough to prevent me from drowning though so I’d like to reserve a seat in the boat please 😄"

I think you qualify for the breast test and the booty test. Respectfully. 👌🏾😊

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
2 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

I wouldn't be in a boat in the first place

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By *layfullsamMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

I’ll jump and swim it’s not a bad evening for it

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By *hilly1515Man
2 weeks ago


"I wouldn't be in a boat in the first place "

I am saying this is the win...

and if I was it would be a huge F off size boat..

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
2 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"There are some cases I'd push both off even if the boat wasn't sinking"

I like the side of you

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby


"There are some cases I'd push both off even if the boat wasn't sinking

I like the side of you "

You'd be safe... Just

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 weeks ago

Barnstaple


"I'm saving thickthighs. I'm pushing _ampirelove over. Sorry mate. It was a really tough choice. I hope you can swim.

I mean I’m not the best but can try swim to one of the ladies hk pushed off and use her and a a float 😂

I would be interested in testing the theory of a large breasted woman floating in water. Does it always happen? Or are there exceptions?

How about people with those amazing big butts? Or do they still drown due to the enviable ass up, face down?! "

Big butt and fair sized boobs here. I float quite well. And as I always wanted to be a mermaid when I was growing up, well……

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By *hilly1515Man
2 weeks ago


"I'm saving thickthighs. I'm pushing _ampirelove over. Sorry mate. It was a really tough choice. I hope you can swim.

I mean I’m not the best but can try swim to one of the ladies hk pushed off and use her and a a float 😂

I would be interested in testing the theory of a large breasted woman floating in water. Does it always happen? Or are there exceptions?

How about people with those amazing big butts? Or do they still drown due to the enviable ass up, face down?!

Big butt and fair sized boobs here. I float quite well. And as I always wanted to be a mermaid when I was growing up, well…… "

it's OK you can have the boat I am bailing for the mermaid...

who needs to be worried about sharks when have mermaid with you .

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 weeks ago

Barnstaple


"I'm saving thickthighs. I'm pushing _ampirelove over. Sorry mate. It was a really tough choice. I hope you can swim.

I mean I’m not the best but can try swim to one of the ladies hk pushed off and use her and a a float 😂

I would be interested in testing the theory of a large breasted woman floating in water. Does it always happen? Or are there exceptions?

How about people with those amazing big butts? Or do they still drown due to the enviable ass up, face down?!

Big butt and fair sized boobs here. I float quite well. And as I always wanted to be a mermaid when I was growing up, well……

it's OK you can have the boat I am bailing for the mermaid...

who needs to be worried about sharks when have mermaid with you ."

How am I going to save you? Are you going to lie on top and paddle like you would a surfboard?

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By *ulldog_71Man
2 weeks ago

Sedgefield


"I'm saving thickthighs. I'm pushing _ampirelove over. Sorry mate. It was a really tough choice. I hope you can swim.

I mean I’m not the best but can try swim to one of the ladies hk pushed off and use her and a a float 😂

I would be interested in testing the theory of a large breasted woman floating in water. Does it always happen? Or are there exceptions?

How about people with those amazing big butts? Or do they still drown due to the enviable ass up, face down?!

Big butt and fair sized boobs here. I float quite well. And as I always wanted to be a mermaid when I was growing up, well……

it's OK you can have the boat I am bailing for the mermaid...

who needs to be worried about sharks when have mermaid with you .

How am I going to save you? Are you going to lie on top and paddle like you would a surfboard? "

Damn now I have that in my head

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By *hilly1515Man
2 weeks ago


"I'm saving thickthighs. I'm pushing _ampirelove over. Sorry mate. It was a really tough choice. I hope you can swim.

I mean I’m not the best but can try swim to one of the ladies hk pushed off and use her and a a float 😂

I would be interested in testing the theory of a large breasted woman floating in water. Does it always happen? Or are there exceptions?

How about people with those amazing big butts? Or do they still drown due to the enviable ass up, face down?!

Big butt and fair sized boobs here. I float quite well. And as I always wanted to be a mermaid when I was growing up, well……

it's OK you can have the boat I am bailing for the mermaid...

who needs to be worried about sharks when have mermaid with you .

How am I going to save you? Are you going to lie on top and paddle like you would a surfboard? "

I could do that seal waddle thing .. that might work better

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By *viatrixWoman
2 weeks ago

Gatwick


"The choice is obvious, push one of the women with big "bazookas" off, since they will have natural buoyancy and not drown (therefore I would not need to feel guilty)."

I am saved - as in staying onboard with my tiny boobs 🥹🎀

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By *hilly1515Man
2 weeks ago


"The choice is obvious, push one of the women with big "bazookas" off, since they will have natural buoyancy and not drown (therefore I would not need to feel guilty).

I am saved - as in staying onboard with my tiny boobs 🥹🎀"

define saved your stranded at see with two blokes from a swinger site in shark infested waters ..

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