FabSwingers.com forum: Magic words

By *partharmony OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Tonbridge

We take aong time to meet and stress this on our profile.

Periodically we get a couple who wants to move substantially faster than we do. I just say the magic words "Have you read our profile?" and we never hear from them again.

Do you have any magic words that almost always get you the same reaction when you use them?

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By *eorge AtazderMan
2 weeks ago

Exeter

“I’m not interested in blokes” works 8 times out of 10

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By *ineteen89Man
2 weeks ago

Swindon

My magic word appears to be “hello”. When I get a message that just says “hi”, what am I supposed to say back? I can’t construct a conversation when your own starter is just a “hi” so I say “hello” back then nothing else happens

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By *partharmony OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Tonbridge

"“I’m not interested in blokes” works 8 times out of 10"

I think it's hilarious that that only has an 80% success rate! 😅

Hope lives eternal.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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2 weeks ago

East Sussex

'will your partner be joining you?'

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By *partharmony OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Tonbridge

"My magic word appears to be “hello”. When I get a message that just says “hi”, what am I supposed to say back? I can’t construct a conversation when your own starter is just a “hi” so I say “hello” back then nothing else happens "

In my experience, people who start with something as vacuous as "Hi" or similar have no conversation skills and are not worth the attempt.

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By *legantEnigmaWoman
2 weeks ago

South of the Watford Gap

"No" seems to work fairly well.

But I agree, "have you read my profile" seems to have that magic effect.

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By *eorge AtazderMan
2 weeks ago

Exeter

"“I’m not interested in blokes” works 8 times out of 10

I think it's hilarious that that only has an 80% success rate! 😅

Hope lives eternal. "

They usually follow up with ‘what if it was a gloryhole and you can’t see me’

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By *herrybakewellCouple
2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Solo meets and separate room play.

That seems to stop the chatter.

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By *partharmony OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Tonbridge

"“I’m not interested in blokes” works 8 times out of 10

I think it's hilarious that that only has an 80% success rate! 😅

Hope lives eternal.

They usually follow up with ‘what if it was a gloryhole and you can’t see me’

Wow. That is hopeful.

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By *partharmony OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Tonbridge

"Solo meets and separate room play.

That seems to stop the chatter. "

Really? I'd have thought at least one of you would get interest in a solo meet.

Or maybe they get mixed up and think it means they literally go somewhere completely solo and on their own.

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By *hisIsMe58Man
2 weeks ago

Winchester

The magical words "fuck off".

Who am I kidding, I don't get messages let alone unwanted ones.

ps. I would never be so crude. It would most likely be, "sorry, I'm not interested".

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
2 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

No cake, no sex

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By *hams123Man
2 weeks ago

London

Asian guy

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

Too far sorry

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