FabSwingers.com forum: If a girl was a squirrel....

By *regen1000 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Erith

Pick a song with the word girl in the lyrics and substitute it for squirrel.

Some songs get better, some get ruined. Some get downright disturbing!

I wish they all could be californian

I wish they all could be californian squirrels......

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By *orksRockerMan
3 weeks ago

Bradford

Foreigner

"It feels so right, so warm and true,

I need to know if you feel it too.

Maybe I'm wrong

Won't you tell me if I'm coming on too strong

This heart of mine has been hurt before

This time I want be be sure

I've been waiting for a 🐿️ like yo to come into my life"

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By *legantEnigmaWoman
3 weeks ago

South of the Watford Gap

"I kissed a squirrel and I liked it

The taste of her cherry chap stick"

Katy Perry

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By *searchingMan
3 weeks ago

Norfolk mostly

I put a squirrel on you, and now you’re mine

Nina Simone

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By *legantEnigmaWoman
3 weeks ago

South of the Watford Gap

"Do you remember the time I knew a squirrel from Mars?

I don't know if you knew that

Oh, we'd stay up late playing cards

Henri Winterman Cigars

And she never told me her name

I still love you, the squirrel from Mars"

Ash

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
3 weeks ago

Hatfield

Squirrels just want to have fun … cyndi lauper

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
3 weeks ago

Niche

Waiting....... he will come

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By *ancman44Man
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Squirrelfriend in a coma

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By *ermite12ukMan
3 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

[Removed by poster at 04/04/26 20:05:55]

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By *eniaCoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

LIVE NEAR BENIDORM, SPAIN

Oh ohhh oh ohoo Mysterious Squirrel

I wanna get close to you

-Peter Andre

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By *searchingMan
3 weeks ago

Norfolk mostly

Ground Control to squirrel Tom

Take your protein nuts and put your helmet on

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By *legantEnigmaWoman
3 weeks ago

South of the Watford Gap

"Just a small town squirrel

Livin' in a lonely world

She took the midnight train going anywhere"

Journey

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Deacon Blue

He calls her the chocolate squirrel

Cause he thinks she melts when he touches her

She knows she's the chocolate squirrel

cause she's broken up and swallowed

And wrapped in bits of silver

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Liberian squirrel

You came and you changed my world

A love so brand new

Liberian squirrel

You came and you changed me, squirrel

A feeling so true

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By *orksRockerMan
3 weeks ago

Bradford

"Ground Control to squirrel Tom

Ground Control to squirrel Tom

Take your protein nuts and put your helmet on"

Not sure you're getting the concept.. that's two now. Think of a song with the weird 'girl' in the lyrics, and add 'squirrel' instead.

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By *searchingMan
3 weeks ago

Norfolk mostly

"Ground Control to squirrel Tom

Ground Control to squirrel Tom

Take your protein nuts and put your helmet on

Not sure you're getting the concept.. that's two now. Think of a song with the weird 'girl' in the lyrics, and add 'squirrel' instead."

Ah, clearly misread the post, my bad

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

We are the cheeky squirrels - the cheeky girls

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By *orksRockerMan
3 weeks ago

Bradford

"Ground Control to squirrel Tom

Ground Control to squirrel Tom

Take your protein nuts and put your helmet on

Not sure you're getting the concept.. that's two now. Think of a song with the weird 'girl' in the lyrics, and add 'squirrel' instead.

Ah, clearly misread the post, my bad"

No worries

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By *eniaCoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

LIVE NEAR BENIDORM, SPAIN

""Just a small town squirrel

Livin' in a lonely world

She took the midnight train going anywhere"

Journey"

Great song!!

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By *legantEnigmaWoman
3 weeks ago

South of the Watford Gap

"Ground Control to squirrel Tom

Ground Control to squirrel Tom

Take your protein nuts and put your helmet on

Not sure you're getting the concept.. that's two now. Think of a song with the weird 'girl' in the lyrics, and add 'squirrel' instead.

Ah, clearly misread the post, my bad"

But nonetheless, a great adaptation! I can even imagine Bowie singing those lyrics 😂

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol

I fucked 17... 17 squirrels in a row

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By *orksRockerMan
3 weeks ago

Bradford

"Ground Control to squirrel Tom

Ground Control to squirrel Tom

Take your protein nuts and put your helmet on

Not sure you're getting the concept.. that's two now. Think of a song with the weird 'girl' in the lyrics, and add 'squirrel' instead.

Ah, clearly misread the post, my bad

But nonetheless, a great adaptation! I can even imagine Bowie singing those lyrics 😂"

Especially when in his happy goblin phase 🤣

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By *ilbzMan
3 weeks ago

Swindon Wiltshire

Could you be

The most beautiful squirrel in the world?

It's plain to see

You're the reason that God made a squirrel

Prince

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By *ackformore100Man
3 weeks ago

Tin town

Squirrels who are boys who like boys to be squirrels

Who do boys like they're aquirrels, who do squirrels like they're boys

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By *legantEnigmaWoman
3 weeks ago

South of the Watford Gap

"Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels

Long legs and burgundy lips

Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels

Dancing down on Sunset Strip

Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels

Red lips, fingertips"

Mötley Crüe

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
3 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

Fat bottomed squirrels make the rockin' world go round

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By *athomMan
3 weeks ago

South Coast

Squirrels,love the things they know

Love the things they show

Have to be where they go

Pretty Squirrels the sunshine in the air

The perfume that they wear

Squirrels are everywhere

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day

With my squirrel

I've even got the month of May

With my squirrel

Talkin' 'bout, talkin 'bout, talkin 'bout my squirrel

Ooh, my squirrel

That's all I can talk about is my squirrel

Why don't you believe she's all my squirrel

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

Squirrel, you'll be a woman soon

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By *regen1000 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Erith

Squirrel I want to sex you up.....

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Squirrels, all I really want is squirrels

And in the morning it's squirrels

'Cause in the evening it's squirrels

I like the way that they walk

And it's chilly to hear them talk

And I can always make 'em smile

From White Castle to the Nile

Back in the day There was this squirrel around the way it liked my home-piece MCA....

...I seen it just the other day Jockin' Mike D to my dismay!

Squirrels, to do the dishes Squirrels, to clean up my room Squirrels, to do the laundry Squirrels, and in the bathroom Squirrels, that's all I really want is squirrels Two at a time, I want squirrels With new wave hairdos, I want squirrels I ought to whip out my...

Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, yeah

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By *apua New GuineaMan
3 weeks ago

nearby

We are the cheeky squirrels

You are a cheeky err ferret

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By *heekyPerv01Man
3 weeks ago

your bed (well...soon)

Squirrels don't like boys, Squirrels like cars and money

Boys will laugh at Squirrels when they're not funny

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

""Do you remember the time I knew a squirrel from Mars?

I don't know if you knew that

Oh, we'd stay up late playing cards

Henri Winterman Cigars

And she never told me her name

I still love you, the squirrel from Mars"

Ash"

Oh my lord

I always thought the lyric was “and knew intimate cigars”

I learned a thing right here.

Mrs TMN x

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By *lrightthenMan
3 weeks ago

Bradford

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By *apua New GuineaMan
3 weeks ago

nearby

Squirrel you know its true

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"I always thought the lyric was “and knew intimate cigars”

I learned a thing right here.

Mrs TMN x"

🤣🤣🤣 there's a whole new thread right there!!

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By *ddie1966Man
3 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Squirrels on film,

Squirrels on film.

By Duran Duran

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By *odgerMooreMan
3 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

If a girl was a squirrel - id bury my nuts in her… slightly off topic but valid!!

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By *partharmonyCouple
2 weeks ago

Tonbridge

Andy Williams: Music to watch squirrels go by.

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By *partharmonyCouple
2 weeks ago

Tonbridge

The Squirrel from Ipanema.

When she passes, each one she passes goes "ahhh..."

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By *regen1000 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Erith

She's watching wrestling

Creaming over tough guys

Listening to rap metal

Turn tables in her eyes

It's like a bad movie she's looking through me

If you were me then you'd be screaming someone shoot me

As I found miserably

Trying to get the squirrel all the bad guys want.

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By *carlettsWoman
2 weeks ago

Harpenden

Brown squirrel in the ring

Tra la la la la

There's a brown squirrel in the ring

Tra la la la la la

Brown squirrel in the ring

Tra la la la la

She looks like a sugar in a plum

Plum plum

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By *ilverFoxLovesOralMan
2 weeks ago

Bath

"Brown squirrel in the ring

Tra la la la la

There's a brown squirrel in the ring

Tra la la la la la

Brown squirrel in the ring

Tra la la la la

She looks like a sugar in a plum

Plum plum"

Have you been drinking? 🤣🤣

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By *carlettsWoman
2 weeks ago

Harpenden

"Brown squirrel in the ring

Tra la la la la

There's a brown squirrel in the ring

Tra la la la la la

Brown squirrel in the ring

Tra la la la la

She looks like a sugar in a plum

Plum plum

Have you been drinking? 🤣🤣"

It was one of my fav songs as a kid

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By *ilverFoxLovesOralMan
2 weeks ago

Bath

"Brown squirrel in the ring

Tra la la la la

There's a brown squirrel in the ring

Tra la la la la la

Brown squirrel in the ring

Tra la la la la

She looks like a sugar in a plum

Plum plum

Have you been drinking? 🤣🤣

It was one of my fav songs as a kid

Shame you can't put a voice note on here, we could hear you sing it 😀

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By *un meets nsaMan
2 weeks ago

stirlingshire

He was a boy

She was a squirrel

Can I make it any more obvious?

He was a punk

She did ballet

What more can I say?

He wanted her

She'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends

Stuck up their nose

They had a problem with his baggy clothes

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
2 weeks ago

SNottingham

I sold my squirrel for the second time,

Cos the man don't pay me,

I begged the landlord for some more time,

He said, "son, the bills are waiting....."

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By *regen1000 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Erith

Some songs do improve....

Imagine this in a calypso style.

Der you see her

Sittin der across de way

She don't got a lot to say

But ders somlpting about her

An you don know why

But you dyin to try

You wanna kiss de squirrel

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By *erry 58Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

Gary Puckett and the union gap

Young girl

Young squirrel

Get out of my mind

Better run squirrel

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