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By *ong-leggedblond OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Next Door

Black eye. Fell off a scooter and Face planted the road.

Anyone else done anything like that?

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By *etwife8230Couple
3 weeks ago

Newport

I got stuck in a tree when the kids where little and cut all my knees

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By *WB85Man
3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I got a little excited at Laser Quest a month or so back.

I ran into a wall and broke my glasses.....nearly knocked myself out.

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By *eliWoman
3 weeks ago

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Ouch, hope you're not too sore OP.

Yeah, was doing C25k, stumbled over a twig, twisted my ankle.

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

Oh no

I hit myself in the eye trying to put some flat pack together n blacked it a while ago.

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

I have dived into a pool and lost my trunks completely off..

retrieved them with my dignity still in tact though ...

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By *ontyboi76Man
3 weeks ago

Pontypridd

Slipped on ice once and ended up eye first into the end of a scaffold pole.

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancashire

I was sporting a black eye all Christmas after an unfortunate incident with the dogs tennis ball. Felt kinda bad ass if I’m honest 🤣

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By *he MinionMan
3 weeks ago

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"I was sporting a black eye all Christmas after an unfortunate incident with the dogs tennis ball. Felt kinda bad ass if I’m honest 🤣"

Nothing bad about that ass 🤭

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By *hams123Man
3 weeks ago

London

I tried waxing for the first time and ripped my skin off.

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

done the scrotum scream myself with wax not sure at this point if I am brave enough to revisit it as a DIY project....

it's not as easy as you think it will be ...

little blush red patches on the ol raggy baggy

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By *hams123Man
3 weeks ago

London


" done the scrotum scream myself with wax not sure at this point if I am brave enough to revisit it as a DIY project....

it's not as easy as you think it will be ...

little blush red patches on the ol raggy baggy "

Better to get someone else to do it. My pain tolerance is surprisingly high for waxing. Popping spots is more painful to me. Strange.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

Yes. When I starting riding my ebike I kept falling off. I turned up at work with road rash on my face. It looked worse than it felt.

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By *ellhungvweMan
3 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Hope you are ok OP. I currrntly have a big bump on the top of my head where I hit a doorframe as I walked through. Regular occurrence

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago


"Black eye. Fell off a scooter and Face planted the road.

Anyone else done anything like that?

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I hope you fixed the hole in the tarmac... and did not just leave it....

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By *arkylad1981Man
3 weeks ago

Havant


"Black eye. Fell off a scooter and Face planted the road.

Anyone else done anything like that?

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Only woman drivers! 😂

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By *ara25xWoman
3 weeks ago

Angus

Broke both knees 3 years ago on the slopes in France

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I got stuck in a tree when the kids where little and cut all my knees "

All your knees? How many have you got?!!

When I was little I was running around a tennis court with some friends (not playing tennis, probably ‘It’). I ran into the net wire between the net and post, bounced back and smashed my skull on the court. Knocked myself out but all they did was sit me in a classroom until I came round. Ah the 80s….

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By *007ManMan
3 weeks ago

Worthing

Opened cupboard door and it bashed my forehead.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

North West


"I got stuck in a tree when the kids where little and cut all my knees

All your knees? How many have you got?!!

When I was little I was running around a tennis court with some friends (not playing tennis, probably ‘It’). I ran into the net wire between the net and post, bounced back and smashed my skull on the court. Knocked myself out but all they did was sit me in a classroom until I came round. Ah the 80s…."

Have you gone back since to the tennis net for round 2?

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By *a LunaWoman
3 weeks ago

Wales

I roller-skated down a hill in my youth and face planted a lamp post.

Think that was the last time I went out on them

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I got stuck in a tree when the kids where little and cut all my knees

All your knees? How many have you got?!!

When I was little I was running around a tennis court with some friends (not playing tennis, probably ‘It’). I ran into the net wire between the net and post, bounced back and smashed my skull on the court. Knocked myself out but all they did was sit me in a classroom until I came round. Ah the 80s….

Have you gone back since to the tennis net for round 2?"

Is that an assumption based on my mental acuity?! 😆😆

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By *ac3Man
3 weeks ago

Durham / Stanley

Broken collarbone that i smashed whilst mountain biking

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Ouch L.L.B.

That must have been painful.

Hope you recover soon.

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By *tannersMan
3 weeks ago

stanley


"Black eye. Fell off a scooter and Face planted the road.

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Oh LLB that sounds nasty, hope you recover soon

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By *ypersoonMan
3 weeks ago

WHITCHURCH, Shropshire

Took a tumble on my RM post bike many years ago, stupidly cycling downhill on a kerb having changed up a gear 🙄 the bike low-sided from underneath me after I came off the kerb, ended up cutting my bottom lip open, swallowing some gravel 🤮 badly bent my glasses & sustained a few cuts.

Someone saw the incident & quickly wrapped me up as I was starting to shiver from both temperature & shock till work sent someone to retrieve me

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By *am450Man
2 weeks ago

Sidcup/Bexley

Friction burns?

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By *dstefiMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

Set of bite bruises below my left nipple where the "sub" I met yesterday got a little overexcited while I was sucking his cock

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