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By *atch0101 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

The wrong place

...im not planning on meeting anyone.

I have a sodding boil on my left arse cheek!

How the bloody hell did it get there?

Its not hairy and smooth as.

🤬

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Wait for someone to come along and burst your bubble.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

But is the rest of your left butt cheek hairy?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Staphylococcus urarsus.

Brought by boil fairy when you don't change your knickers often enough.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"Wait for someone to come along and burst your bubble."

That made me sick and im half way down a nana

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Wait for someone to come along and burst your bubble.

That made me sick and im half way down a nana "

Soz GC 🤣

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

pop goes the needle ... splurge...

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

I can't watch Dr pimple poper..

instant gag .

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By *aughty Rick200Man
3 weeks ago

NORTHAMPTON

Stick a plaster on it..No body will know. lol. hehe

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet


"Wait for someone to come along and burst your bubble.

That made me sick and im half way down a nana "

Now imagining granny slowly moving down the body of another grandma (now this might be too niche!)

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Wait for someone to come along and burst your bubble.

That made me sick and im half way down a nana "

You’re halfway down nana and texting on fab?! Poor nana, get back to it, OP 👅

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

your hotlist


"Staphylococcus urarsus.

Brought by boil fairy when you don't change your knickers often enough."

🤣

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By *hams123Man
3 weeks ago

London

Too much friction? Tight underwear? Too much heat? Poor nutrition? Not enough exercise? Spots are normal. They happen. This too shall pass. Like wind.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

North West


"Too much friction? Tight underwear? Too much heat? Poor nutrition? Not enough exercise? Spots are normal. They happen. This too shall pass. Like wind."

Or burst open like a hungry fabber with his or her easter egg.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

3 weeks ago

East Sussex

My mum would be in the kitchen making a hot bread poultice. Honestly that woman took medical advice from the 12th century I swear

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"My mum would be in the kitchen making a hot bread poultice. Honestly that woman took medical advice from the 12th century I swear "

We used 'black jack' a drawing poultice at home and 'proper' germolene which was pink, very clean smelling, and in a tin.

Those were the days ...

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
3 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

Sellotape half a potato too it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"Sellotape half a potato too it"

What does he do with the other half

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
3 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders


"Sellotape half a potato too it

What does he do with the other half"

Make chips

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

3 weeks ago

East Sussex


"My mum would be in the kitchen making a hot bread poultice. Honestly that woman took medical advice from the 12th century I swear

We used 'black jack' a drawing poultice at home and 'proper' germolene which was pink, very clean smelling, and in a tin.

Those were the days ..."

If more germoline was used nowadays there'd be none of this looting and general civil disobedience.

If the hot bread poultice wasn't enough to make you realise a boil was preferable to sitting with a boiling crust applied to the offending body part a milk bottle with boiling water in it was deployed to somehow create a vacuum.

Honestly it's a miracle I'm normal😝

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