FabSwingers.com forum: Red flags

By *layfullsam OP Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

You go to someone’s house

What are the red flags 🚩 that make you get the hell out of there dam quick

Serious or funny

I’m going for a hole wall of photos of me taken at long range down in the cellar

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

If they have actual flags on display anywhere. They don't have to be red.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

Luton postcode.

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By *iz78Woman
3 weeks ago

wirral

They answer their door wearing a forensic suit and shoe covers

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

if I can hear somebody playing a banjo.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

"You go to someone’s house

What are the red flags 🚩 that make you get the hell out of there dam quick

Serious or funny

I’m going for a hole wall of photos of me taken at long range down in the cellar "

*whole wall ffs

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By *layfullsam OP Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

8 locks on the inside of every door and window

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By *cherryblossom-Woman
3 weeks ago

South glos

Live Laugh Love decorative decals 💜

I will Live Laugh and Leave

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

your hotlist

If they have a barrell in their bedroom

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By *ubberDucky75Couple
3 weeks ago

Durham

Stains in the toilet..

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By *ld JudeMan
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

I'm gonna assume they'll bar the obvious exit when the time comes, so bars on the windows.

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

My mate once went to someone house and they had plastic covering the sofa and carpet she made a sharp exit

An unmade bed,no sheet or covers I'd be off.

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By *ealitybitesMan
3 weeks ago

Belfast

The very fact they'd let me into their house is red flag number one..

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

A doorbell that play a tune

Patterned duvet covers

Tea bags

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By *WB85Man
3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

In this lifestyle, if theres kids in the house.

It was weird, we left....quickly.

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By *aven RedWoman
3 weeks ago

who knows, but it's not raining x

" if I can hear somebody playing a banjo."

If it's their weird relative sitting there playing deliverance x

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By *bby_of_the_shireTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Ashby

"Goodbye Horses" is playing in the background

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By *leasure MisfitMan
3 weeks ago

Lapworth

Plastic sheeting on the floor and furniture.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
3 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

A collection of those...now that's what I call music CDs

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

hairy teeth. Two toes a one eye in the middle of the forehead is usually a bad sign...

Well it would have been if I had bothered to take notice of it

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By *imon_hydeMan
3 weeks ago

Stockport

Their parents, 'just say hi we'll go straight up'. Damn weird.

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By *eardedsparkyMan
3 weeks ago

Llandudno

Photos of them crossing the finishing line of a hyrox, get me out now!

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By *legantEnigmaWoman
3 weeks ago

South of the Watford Gap

There's a padlocked chest freezer in the dining room.

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By *ortySwitchMan
3 weeks ago

london

Dolls. The mire dolls they have, the quicker im leaving.

Or a house that smells of cats, with obvious sign they own any cats.

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
3 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

True to life events - a hallway rammed with rubbish, rotten food, dirty nappies. A sink full of mouldy cups and dishes.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
3 weeks ago

Central

They lock the door, once inside and swallow the key

Then lead you to the sensory isolation tank.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
3 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

Sticky carpets

Talking about how 'Mother doesn't like visitors'

Glittery wallpapers

Lots of cats (Mother likes Cats)

Extra creep points if they take in other people's Cats

'She likes it when I wear the shoes that make the noise'

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By *r Jason KingMan
3 weeks ago

Layton,Blackpool.

"A doorbell that play a tune

Patterned duvet covers

Tea bags"

I like patterned duvet covers, nice bright colours

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By *at_just_for_you2Woman
3 weeks ago

Truro Town.

If you spot lots of things obviously pertaining to the opposite sex but they've been saying they're single the whole time...

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

"Sticky carpets

Talking about how 'Mother doesn't like visitors'

Glittery wallpapers

Lots of cats (Mother likes Cats)

Extra creep points if they take in other people's Cats

'She likes it when I wear the shoes that make the noise'

🤣🤣🤣🤣

This reminds of the Simpsons episode when we see principal skinners house..

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By *ellhungvweMan
3 weeks ago

Cheltenham

She has cats. Lots and lots of cats. The only fab meeting that scared me.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

When you can smell the odour from the public images she has posted

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By *ardiff stag and vixenCouple
3 weeks ago

cardiff

The smell of the house or them triggers a gagg reflex

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

"You go to someone’s house

What are the red flags 🚩 that make you get the hell out of there dam quick

Serious or funny

I’m going for a hole wall of photos of me taken at long range down in the cellar "

I'm there.

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By *inky PerkyCouple
3 weeks ago

Narnia

"The smell of the house or them triggers a gagg reflex "

Yup. Been there. It was a ONS with hippy girl with white dreadlocks that literally made me gag when I got too near them.

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By *lemFandango88Woman
3 weeks ago

Thirsk

I wouldn't go to someone's house that I didn't know. That in itself is a red flag.

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By *for77Man
3 weeks ago

Adlington

Not a red flag on a profile or massages but the wife and I went to a couples place, years ago and the guy absolutely reeked! They were a really nice couple couple and the place was spotless. We actually faked having sex and pretended we were shy just to get out of there.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
3 weeks ago

Central

They invite you in to a coffin for sex

He demonstrates how surgically sharp his knives are

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By *asualandFeistyCouple
3 weeks ago

Ruislip

A badly made cup of tea. If they can't work a teabag, then they've got no chance with a body.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

On.fab so

far they've gave to chat to.my the other girls keep it real

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By *rettyboylloydMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester

If the back patio has been reflagged again. For the third time this year. And its still only early April...

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By *amesB66Man
3 weeks ago

St Peter Port

"The smell of the house or them triggers a gagg reflex "

Absolutely!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

I hear muffled sounds coming from the loft and they have a jar of teeth in the kitchen.

The mr

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By *ndelibleSurpriseMan
3 weeks ago

Guildford

"Photos of them crossing the finishing line of a hyrox, get me out now!"

My guy, top comment🤣

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By *eductiveSecretsWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Porcelain dolls.

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By *napologeticallyUS55Couple
3 weeks ago

Ipswich

A picture of Margaret Thatcher on the wall.

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By *WANDTGCouple
3 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

If your shoes start to stick to the carpet or the place looks like it needs a good clean.

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By *wingChimpMan
3 weeks ago

Redditch

"Porcelain dolls."

Those Dolls freak me out .....

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
3 weeks ago

Chester

"Live Laugh Love decorative decals 💜

I will Live Laugh and Leave"

This 👆🏼

Anything to do with LFC

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By *eardedsparkyMan
3 weeks ago

Llandudno

"Photos of them crossing the finishing line of a hyrox, get me out now!

My guy, top comment🤣"

It would never get to that point, they’d have talked about hyrox before I got there

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By *lym4realCouple
3 weeks ago

plymouth

A dirty toilet !! and as said any flags at all ....

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By *as0046Man
3 weeks ago

Stourbridge

They need permission to be here 🚩

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By *as0046Man
3 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Hun 🚩

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By *ndycoinsMan
3 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

This is absolutely true.

A mate is a Locksmith.He got a call out from a bored housewife who had invented a problem.She opened the door dressed in sexy lingerie,let him in.Said she wouldn't be a moment finishing getting the bedroom ready then he could "give her a seeing to" and locked the door taking the key with her.Being a Locksmith he got out before she returned.I saw him when he got back to his Uncles Ironmongers shop.White as a sheet,shaking,bottle of Scotch,staring into the distance.His Uncle wanted to laugh but he was worried about him,"it's really shaken him up".

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By *as0046Man
3 weeks ago

Stourbridge

When she says you lucky to go with me 🚩

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By *WB85Man
3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Removing pics from a message 10 seconds after sending.

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By *el765Man
3 weeks ago

Wisbech

You find out the address matches your Dad’s

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