FabSwingers.com forum: Badly describe a profession

By *layfullsam OP Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

badly describe a profession or job and let others guess what it is then post your own

Description can be as good bad or as random as you like

Mine is

“Shouting at bored kids all day”

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Teacher

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By *on_20Couple
3 weeks ago

Manchester and Cardiff

Get people into debt (not our profession btw)

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By *layfullsam OP Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

"Teacher "

Very good, or the d*unk in the park but guess that’s not a profession

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By *layfullsam OP Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

"Get people into debt (not our profession btw)"

Bookies

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By *layfullsam OP Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

"Get people into debt (not our profession btw)"

Petrol station owners or pub owners

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Risking getting lynched patrolling the streets

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By *on_20Couple
3 weeks ago

Manchester and Cardiff

"Get people into debt (not our profession btw)

Petrol station owners or pub owners

Not what I had in mind. I DM’d the one I’m thinking of

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By *hisIsMe58Man
3 weeks ago

Winchester

Gets people high

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

I make rings shiny

The mr

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By *layfullsam OP Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

"Gets people high"

Pharmacist

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By *layfullsam OP Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

"I make rings shiny

The mr "

Beautician

Bit like a vajazzle but for the arse ?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

"Risking getting lynched patrolling the streets "

Politician

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By *on_20Couple
3 weeks ago

Manchester and Cardiff

A keyboard warrior who loves to argue

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By *on_20Couple
3 weeks ago

Manchester and Cardiff

"I make rings shiny

The mr "

Jewellery polisher

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By *hisIsMe58Man
3 weeks ago

Winchester

"Gets people high

Pharmacist"

Nope, airline pilot.

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By *on_20Couple
3 weeks ago

Manchester and Cardiff

"Gets people high

Pharmacist

Nope, airline pilot."

Seems so obvious now !!!’n

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By *leasure MisfitMan
3 weeks ago

Lapworth

"Risking getting lynched patrolling the streets "

Traffic warden

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
3 weeks ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

I make a little pool of molten metal defy gravity.

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By *ingzMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Spot welder on the space shuttle?

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By *iGuyForCouplesMan
3 weeks ago

I rub people with baby oil 😂

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By *dtanjaTV/TS
3 weeks ago

London

"I rub people with baby oil 😂"

A prozzie?

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
3 weeks ago

Chester

"Risking getting lynched patrolling the streets "

Parking attendant

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Risking getting lynched patrolling the streets

Politician "

No. Traffic warden 🤣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Risking getting lynched patrolling the streets

Parking attendant "

That'll do!

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Risking getting lynched patrolling the streets

Traffic warden"

Yep!

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By *hisIsMe58Man
3 weeks ago

Winchester

I'm surprised no one has described a gynaecologist yet

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By *am450Man
3 weeks ago

Sidcup/Bexley

Couples counsellor (one in particular - don't ask!)

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"Risking getting lynched patrolling the streets "

Prime Minister

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"A keyboard warrior who loves to argue"

Local Council Customer Services

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By *ate2theparty808Man
3 weeks ago

Erdington

Shorten and lengthen lengths of wire of various thickness while two other people do the same and another hits things while someone says words

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By *on_20Couple
3 weeks ago

Manchester and Cardiff

"A keyboard warrior who loves to argue

Local Council Customer Services"

Good guess. My description wasn’t great. Change “loves to argue” to “paid to argue”

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By *atinaChica54Woman
3 weeks ago

Marlborough

"Shorten and lengthen lengths of wire of various thickness while two other people do the same and another hits things while someone says words "

Musician in a band?....guitarist?

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By *aitonelMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Inspecting the condition and structural integrity of holes.

Actually that's not poorly described

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By *layfullsam OP Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

"Inspecting the condition and structural integrity of holes.

Actually that's not poorly described "

Gynaecologist

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By *appers69Man
2 weeks ago

rugby

Arrive late on the promise that I won’t charge the earth for you to go to a destination that’s not exactly where you want, and far enough away that you’ll wonder if it was worth going in the first place

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By *CExeCouple
2 weeks ago

Lincoln/Exeter

Buy up all the houses and extort money from the people who live in them....

In reality I buy and refurbished 3 beds and work with local authorities to house families on their 'at risk of homelessness register'. Doesn't stop certain parts of society vilifying me lmao 🤣

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By *ampireLoveMan
2 weeks ago

Essex

Job description: Manages floaters in the sky

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By *assy69Man
2 weeks ago

Sussex/Wales

" badly describe a profession or job and let others guess what it is then post your own

Description can be as good bad or as random as you like

Mine is

“Shouting at bored kids all day”"

Sitting in a dark corner that smells of lavender and buried under piles and piles of dusty old paper

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By *right sparkMan
2 weeks ago

neilston

I cut wires

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By *layfullsam OP Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

"I cut wires"

Sparky

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