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By *kphooey43 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet

Surely it can't be taken seriously.

What would be a more appropriate (or inappropriate) name for a storm bringing gale-force winds to the UK over Easter weekend?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Something like Goliath or else, Monstrous House Destroyer would sound rather cool…

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 weeks ago

Cumbria

Krull the Warrior King

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By *avexxMan
3 weeks ago

cheshire

trust me i will arrive at the weekend

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
3 weeks ago

South Wales

"trust me i will arrive at the weekend

This made me laugh xx 😄😄

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By *layfullsamMan
3 weeks ago

Solihull

I love things being given bland names

Hurricane Karen

Dave the pit bull

Etc

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By *kphooey43 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet

"Krull the Warrior King"

Conan the Barbarian

Zog

Smaug

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

"I love things being given bland names

Hurricane Karen

Dave the pit bull

Etc"
What's bland about Karen id like to know?

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By *kphooey43 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet

"I love things being given bland names

Hurricane Karen

Dave the pit bull

EtcWhat's bland about Karen id like to know?

I think it is a good name for a storm. Bound to have a lot of attitude

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

"I love things being given bland names

Hurricane Karen

Dave the pit bull

EtcWhat's bland about Karen id like to know?

I think it is a good name for a storm. Bound to have a lot of attitude

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
3 weeks ago

Niche

Stanley

Mary

Fred

Jemima

Peter

Or with alternative spelling maybe

Storm K8

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
3 weeks ago

Niche

But it has to be alphabetical.

Need a good D

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Downburst Daphne

Daphne Downburst

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
3 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Djudas?

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By *ackformore100Man
3 weeks ago

Tin town

All storms will in future be called Donald the great, failure to do so will result in tariffs.

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By *ontyboi76Man
3 weeks ago

Pontypridd

How about wind and rain. Because most of these names have been either crap or turned ou to be nothing. Naming them upfront has been a curse on people's names for nothing.

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By *kphooey43 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet

How about Jesus?

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By *ackformore100Man
3 weeks ago

Tin town

"How about Jesus?"

As in "jesus it's windy our there"?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Thor

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

It's actually called Storm Rodney

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
3 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow

Obviously the next is Dave-ja-vu

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By *kphooey43 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet

"How about Jesus?

As in "jesus it's windy our there"? "

Exactly this, I think it would work. Possibly name all storms in this manner, but use other countries' pronounciation, such as:

Yeshua (Hebrew),

Yesu (Swahili),

Íosa (Irish),

Jesús (Spanish),

Jésus (French),

Gesù (Italian),

Jeesus (Finnish/Estonian), and

Iisus (Russian).

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By *kphooey43 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet

"Obviously the next is Dave-ja-vu

very good

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By *apua New GuineaMan
3 weeks ago

nearby

Daveastation.

Or dee endofdaworld.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Storm Trump

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By *kphooey43 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet

"Storm Trump "

Oh my word, that would be some wind, and apparently a real shit storm

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By *ools and the brainCouple
3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Storm Trump

Oh my word, that would be some wind, and apparently a real shit storm

But everyone would be talking about it, saying it's the best most amazing special Storm ever, everyone agrees.

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By *hams123Man
3 weeks ago

London

"How about Jesus?

As in "jesus it's windy our there"?

Exactly this, I think it would work. Possibly name all storms in this manner, but use other countries' pronounciation, such as:

Yeshua (Hebrew),

Yesu (Swahili),

Íosa (Irish),

Jesús (Spanish),

Jésus (French),

Gesù (Italian),

Jeesus (Finnish/Estonian), and

Iisus (Russian)."

Isa (Arabic)

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman
3 weeks ago

Essex

Storm Dominic

Thinks he’s special and “Dom”

Actually just about knocks over a wheelie bin.

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By *hams123Man
3 weeks ago

London

Storm Derrick

Storm Damien

Storm Dribble

Storm Dumbo

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By *izzy.Woman
3 weeks ago

Stoke area

"It's actually called Storm Rodney"

. Nice!

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By *kphooey43 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet

Stay safe, upgraded to amber warning tonight.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Not much here at all

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
3 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

Garden going to look like the middle of Lidl tomorrow

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
3 weeks ago

London

Omg Big Ben just blown over

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By *obilebottomMan
3 weeks ago

All over

Very severe, currently around 60km/h

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
3 weeks ago

Willenhall

It's actually called Rodney...

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By *ad4ladys1973Man
3 weeks ago

Southport

Not the type of blow I was hoping for…but I live in hope!!

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By *partharmonyCouple
2 weeks ago

Tonbridge

Storm Del-boy.

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By *egsy35Man
2 weeks ago

Blackpool

Storm Truss - makes a lot of noise, isn't around for long and leaves a mess behind.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedfuck

Being Easter so.ething biblical.

Danial.

Desdamona.

Or Carribean

Desmond

Deakus

Or something ominus

Damnation

Dracula

Or Bank Holiday Disney

Donald

Daisy

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