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Guildford

According to BBC 5 Live’s Wake Up to Money show this morning, Cadbury’s Crème Egg fans have been complaining the eggs have become smaller over the years.

It turns out they’ve been using the same mould since 1971, and people’s hands have simply got bigger than when they were kids!

Hopefully this helps someone avoid chocolate frustration this Easter🍫😊

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
3 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Well that explains many things and not just crème eggs 😉

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By *allySlinkyWoman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

They definitely shrank in 2005 when Kraft took over.

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
3 weeks ago

Barnstaple

I pretty certain my hands have stayed the same size for the past 35 years so I’m not sure they’re explanation is true.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

It turns out they’ve been using the same mould since 1971, and people’s hands have simply got bigger than when they were kids!

So why do hen's eggs still seem the same size to me ?

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By *ilbzMan
3 weeks ago

Swindon Wiltshire

I think they have got smaller, just like all other confectionary.

All i will say is smaller or not i can still get my tongue all the way to the bottom and lick the creme out….admittedly not always before the chocolate starts melting ☺️

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Good. They can shrink to nothing..... there's no cocoa in them anymore. The chocolate is thinner and the creme is runnier ...

Used to love them , now they genuinely make me sick.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Ganny - have your crumpets shrunk to nothing ?

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By *AYENCouple
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

We avoid anything made by Cadbury, so they're welcome to make them as small as they like - less of it to eat can only be a good thing.

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By *ndelibleSurprise OP Man
3 weeks ago

Guildford

"Well that explains many things and not just crème eggs 😉"

Agreed! Terribly unfortunate for photos📸

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By *allySlinkyWoman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Agreed! Terribly unfortunate for photos📸"

Has your penis not grown since you were a child ?

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By *ndelibleSurprise OP Man
3 weeks ago

Guildford

It turns out they’ve been using the same mould since 1971, and people’s hands have simply got bigger than when they were kids!

So why do hen's eggs still seem the same size to me ?"

Great question. I should note I don’t work for Cadburys, nor do I consume their products generally. I do however enjoy a fun fact (whether true or not) on my early morning commutes😊

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By *ndelibleSurprise OP Man
3 weeks ago

Guildford

Agreed! Terribly unfortunate for photos📸

Has your penis not grown since you were a child ?"

Fortunately, yes.

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By *ung nine inchMan
3 weeks ago

leeds

Fucked my sister inlaw

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By *allySlinkyWoman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

"Fucked my sister inlaw "

To avoid chocolate frustration ?

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"Fucked my sister inlaw

To avoid chocolate frustration ?"

Perhaps his eggs are bigger than his brother's ?

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By *owmanytimesMan
3 weeks ago

derby

I’m calling bullshit in this as everything else including my man sausage has shrank, it is the way

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By *allySlinkyWoman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

"Fucked my sister inlaw

Perhaps his eggs are bigger than his brother's ?"

He didn't put his eggs in one basket

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By *allySlinkyWoman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

"I’m calling bullshit in this as everything else including my man sausage has shrank, it is the way "

Jesus said "I am the way and the truth and the life"

John 14:6

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"Fucked my sister inlaw

Perhaps his eggs are bigger than his brother's ?

He didn't put his eggs in one basket"

A bonkers dozen.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
3 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"Fucked my sister inlaw

To avoid chocolate frustration ?

Perhaps his eggs are bigger than his brother's ?"

Or his hands!

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

Rexy will be perving rhis thread he's looking fir a woman with small hands.

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet

It turns out they’ve been using the same mould since 1971, and people’s hands have simply got bigger than when they were kids!

So why do hen's eggs still seem the same size to me ?"

and hen's teeth, i don't think they've changed in years

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"Rexy will be perving rhis thread he's looking fir a woman with small hands."

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"Fucked my sister inlaw

To avoid chocolate frustration ?

Perhaps his eggs are bigger than his brother's ?

Or his hands!"

🤣

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
3 weeks ago

Barnstaple

"Rexy will be perving rhis thread he's looking fir a woman with small hands."

That’s me! 🙋🏼‍♀️

They reckon I wear Barbie’s gloves at work

(Ex-small size 6) 🤣

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