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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Pork Pies vs Sausage Rolls.

Remember good folks, the very fate of our universe rests in your hands so choose carefully….

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"Pork Pies vs Sausage Rolls.

Remember good folks, the very fate of our universe rests in your hands so choose carefully…."

This is a really important life issue and can't be answered without great thought and analysis.......

Okay I thought ....... ANYDAY of the week i'd take a Satterthwaites pork pie over a Greggs greasy roll ........ and Greggs greasy rolls are tasty enough but they are not a Satterthwaites pork pie.. !

So ..uhmmmmm Pie.

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

I would say sausage rolls are generally better, but I have had a pork pie that beats any sausage roll hands down. Pork and Black Pudding pie from County Durham chain of butchers Taylors for those who are interested.

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

Pork pies

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
3 weeks ago

South Wales

Sausage roll xx 😘

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By *uckyNineMan
3 weeks ago

prescot

Between an equal quality sausage roll and pork pie it’s the Pork pie for me every time

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

A good butchers pork pie. If it was a supermarket one, then I'd go for sausage rolls.

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By *ynamicnatureMan
3 weeks ago

Doncaster

I find them both pretty disgusting. Sorry

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Leesons pork pie

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

The correct answer is Scotch Egg

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I find them both pretty disgusting. Sorry "

That’s okay; What about if I throw Scotch Eggs into the mix? 😃

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

Pork pies with extra jelly!😛

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By *pankthepiggieCouple
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Por que no los dos?

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

Question are we allowed to use mustard and if so which type ..?

Attention to details matters in this case .

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
3 weeks ago

La La Land


"The correct answer is Scotch Egg"

Marry me

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"The correct answer is Scotch Egg"

I think we should absolutely add them to this eternal battle 👍🏻👍🏻

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By *ilverFoxLovesOralMan
3 weeks ago

Bath

Sausage roll always!!

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By *bby_of_the_shireTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Ashby

Hot sausage roll with salad cream

Pork pie jelly is quite gnarly

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By *arierWoman
3 weeks ago

birmingham

Sausage rolls! I do like a proper pork pie with HP sauce on occasion though

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


" Question are we allowed to use mustard and if so which type ..?

Attention to details matters in this case ."

Absolutely; a choice of condiments are entirely permitted 😃

How about Dijon Mustard?

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By *arierWoman
3 weeks ago

birmingham


"I find them both pretty disgusting. Sorry

That’s okay; What about if I throw Scotch Eggs into the mix? 😃"

Then that’s a definite win from me but it needs to be homemade 🤤

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I really like Pork & Pickle pies….

Mmmm…I may now need to salivate and masturbate with hearty gusto 👍🏻

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By *WB85Man
3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Sausage roll....hands down winner.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I find them both pretty disgusting. Sorry

That’s okay; What about if I throw Scotch Eggs into the mix? 😃

Then that’s a definite win from me but it needs to be homemade 🤤"

My local butcher makes some outstanding Scotch Eggs. I don’t know how he times it so precisely but the yolk is always semi runny to 🥰🥰

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

a Melton Mowbray pork pie it is then... dijon on the plate not the pie ..

pie cut into quarters.

butter knife used to sparingly apply dijon.

residue dijon to flavour the troubsome thick outer crust in a mock up action.

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By *ingle12Man
3 weeks ago

Newcastle

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By *ingle12Man
3 weeks ago

Newcastle

As above a pork pie with pickle or brown sauce is fantastic.

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By *yprusdreamWoman
3 weeks ago

Cyprus

Don't like either or scotch eggs 🤦‍♀️

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By *reachers SonMan
3 weeks ago

north West

Pork pie for me, with a bit of pickle

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Pork Pies vs Sausage Rolls.

Remember good folks, the very fate of our universe rests in your hands so choose carefully…."

I'd take both, but decent quality ones, mind.

It's like having two Kardashians in front of you and only taking one home. Madness.

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Pork pie for me, with a bit of pickle "

Yeah i.like caramelised onion with a pie.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Don't like either or scotch eggs 🤦‍♀️"

😂 Ooo you’re a difficult gal to please 😜

Hmmm….popcorn chicken? Quiche? Cocktail sausages?

I’m throwing in all the finger food 😜👍🏻👍🏻

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

Sausage roll. I don't like the jelly bits in a pork pie

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
3 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

Sausage roll every day of the week, don’t like that clear jelly stuff in a pork pie !

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Sausage roll. I don't like the jelly bits in a pork pie"

I love the jelly!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Vol au-vonts…..where did you all disappear to? 😭😭😭

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Sausage roll. I don't like the jelly bits in a pork pie"

I always take it out and feed it to my pooch 😂😂

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby


"Sausage roll. I don't like the jelly bits in a pork pie

I love the jelly! "

How?! It's like you keep chewing and it doesn't go anywhere!

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By *B43211234Man
3 weeks ago

Glos

Cocktail sausages or fridge raiders that’s what I want to know

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby


"Sausage roll. I don't like the jelly bits in a pork pie

I always take it out and feed it to my pooch 😂😂"

I feel sorry for your pooch 😂

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Cocktail sausages or fridge raiders that’s what I want to know "

Fridge Raiders get my vote 👍🏻👍🏻😁😁

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By *reachers SonMan
3 weeks ago

north West


"Pork pie for me, with a bit of pickle

Yeah i.like caramelised onion with a pie."

And that, fuck it, let's just have a cold meat platter as well.

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By *lrightthenMan
3 weeks ago

Bradford

Has to be a Wilson's pork pie

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Sausage roll. I don't like the jelly bits in a pork pie

I love the jelly!

How?! It's like you keep chewing and it doesn't go anywhere!"

You need to just let it slide down your throat Joe

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Garlic sausage….I can’t seem to find this anymore either 😭😭😭

What is the world coming to? 😭😭

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By *r_Mrs.DSCouple
3 weeks ago

Voldsøy


"The correct answer is Scotch Egg

I think we should absolutely add them to this eternal battle 👍🏻👍🏻"

Soft set is a must! 🤤

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby


"Sausage roll. I don't like the jelly bits in a pork pie

I love the jelly!

How?! It's like you keep chewing and it doesn't go anywhere!

You need to just let it slide down your throat Joe "

How is it possible to gag a little and have a semi..

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By *ercuryMikeMan
3 weeks ago

Newtown / Oswestry


"Garlic sausage….I can’t seem to find this anymore either 😭😭😭

What is the world coming to? 😭😭"

I only said this a couple of days ago..

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster


"The correct answer is Scotch Egg"

Only if homemade the shop ones are like cardboard

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Sausage roll. I don't like the jelly bits in a pork pie

I love the jelly!

How?! It's like you keep chewing and it doesn't go anywhere!

You need to just let it slide down your throat Joe

How is it possible to gag a little and have a semi.."

The response I get from all the guys I meet

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By *arzanandJane2016Couple
3 weeks ago

the big city

Pork pie and colmans mustard 🔥

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By *yprusdreamWoman
3 weeks ago

Cyprus


"Don't like either or scotch eggs 🤦‍♀️

😂 Ooo you’re a difficult gal to please 😜

Hmmm….popcorn chicken? Quiche? Cocktail sausages?

I’m throwing in all the finger food 😜👍🏻👍🏻"

Popcorn chicken and quiche if they're hot. Not a fan of cold food that should be hot 🤣

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By *obilebottomMan
3 weeks ago

All over

A bit of decent pork pie with cranberies at Xmas, that's all.

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By *erdyGuy42Man
3 weeks ago

Tullys


"Pork Pies vs Sausage Rolls.

Remember good folks, the very fate of our universe rests in your hands so choose carefully…."

Never had a pork pie so going to have ti say sausage rolls

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster


"Garlic sausage….I can’t seem to find this anymore either 😭😭😭

What is the world coming to? 😭😭"

Oooh I got this the other week I will try remember where.

I wasn't allowed pork so it was like a naughty thing for me to sneak eat and now I love the stuff

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By *hyKentGuyMan
3 weeks ago

sheerness

Would it be so wrong to suggest Gala pie instead of an everyday run of the mill pork pie? But wether it’s gala or pork pie, it must be accompanied with English mustard!!!

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By *viatrixWoman
3 weeks ago

Gatwick

Pork pies

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By *ypersoonMan
3 weeks ago

WHITCHURCH, Shropshire

Sausage rolls 😋 especially when warm & (especially in the case of my local Joules at 5pm every Friday) free 😜

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby


"Sausage roll. I don't like the jelly bits in a pork pie

I love the jelly!

How?! It's like you keep chewing and it doesn't go anywhere!

You need to just let it slide down your throat Joe

How is it possible to gag a little and have a semi..

The response I get from all the guys I meet "

And I had that reaction without even meeting you. I feel short-changed!

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By *eniaCoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

LIVE NEAR BENIDORM, SPAIN

Sausage.. lol

Only homemade though... I have a thing about minced mystery meat 😂🤣

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By *awtybikerMan
3 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

A proper butchers pork pie every time, closely followed by a decent scotch egg.

Sausage rolls are usually better than the pies from supermarkets etc

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I remember the first sweets given to me by my grandfather, it was a Werther’s Original - but I digress: Sainsbury’s did an amazing pork pie once with piccalilli atop it.

Oh my gawd! That was positively mouthgasmic! 😍😍

Alas, it must have disappeared to the same lost land as Vol Au-Vonts and garlic sausage for I have never since seen it again 😭😭

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
3 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

Pork pie....

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By *ndrew CareyMan
3 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Pork Pies vs Sausage Rolls.

Remember good folks, the very fate of our universe rests in your hands so choose carefully…."

Sausage Rolls is the only correct answer

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Pork pie...."

Was that my pork pie??!

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

I haven't had chance to think about this properly as I've been wanking over NewCouple.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I haven't had chance to think about this properly as I've been wanking over NewCouple."

😂😂😂

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By *ilfhunter1980Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

Pork pie & Coleman’s mustard 👌🏻🔥🔥

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By *abioMan
3 weeks ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Pork Pies vs Sausage Rolls.

Remember good folks, the very fate of our universe rests in your hands so choose carefully…."

A proper melton Mowbray pork pie vs a piping hot Greggs sausage roll…. God you are evil!!!

I am never going to be able to walk around in the north east again…. Give me the pork pie.. just!

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
3 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders


"Pork pie....

Was that my pork pie??!"

👀

Can I plead the 5th Amendment?

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By *bby1110Woman
3 weeks ago

Gloucester

I only eat the pastry of a pork pie. I used to work with someone who only ate the meat which worked well at buffets 😂

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By *egnMaxCouple
3 weeks ago

East Midlands

Sosser rolls but always pork pie at Christmas (it’s tradition.)

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
3 weeks ago

Chester

Sausage roll. I can't remember the last time I had a pork pie 🤷🏼

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By *legantEnigmaWoman
3 weeks ago

South of the Watford Gap


"I find them both pretty disgusting. Sorry

That’s okay; What about if I throw Scotch Eggs into the mix? 😃"

I'm definitely in this camp - not a fan of either of the pastry encased options, but a Scotch egg however, is the king of pork based snacks!

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By *cLovin2Man
3 weeks ago

London

Here's me thinking the great question is finally here; why are pancakes shite?

Boy, was I disappointed with your question OP. 🧐

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By *nkm112Couple
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Love both but will have to go with sausage x

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By *luebell888Woman
3 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Pork pies with pickle.

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"I find them both pretty disgusting. Sorry

That’s okay; What about if I throw Scotch Eggs into the mix? 😃"

Love a scotch egg, but only the ones with a runny yolk.

Now we're getting into food porn territory.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Here's me thinking the great question is finally here; why are pancakes shite?

Boy, was I disappointed with your question OP. 🧐"

😂😂👍🏻 At last - someone else who similarly cannot understand the appeal of pancakes.

They taste odd and frankly off to me 🤮

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I find them both pretty disgusting. Sorry

That’s okay; What about if I throw Scotch Eggs into the mix? 😃

Love a scotch egg, but only the ones with a runny yolk.

Now we're getting into food porn territory."

Runny yolks - ooo yes!! 😈😈😈

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
3 weeks ago

Maidstone

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
3 weeks ago

Maidstone


"I find them both pretty disgusting. Sorry

That’s okay; What about if I throw Scotch Eggs into the mix? 😃

Love a scotch egg, but only the ones with a runny yolk.

Now we're getting into food porn territory.

Runny yolks - ooo yes!! 😈😈😈"

Another vote here for the homemade scotch egg 🤤

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By *cLovin2Man
3 weeks ago

London


"Here's me thinking the great question is finally here; why are pancakes shite?

Boy, was I disappointed with your question OP. 🧐

😂😂👍🏻 At last - someone else who similarly cannot understand the appeal of pancakes.

They taste odd and frankly off to me 🤮"

The flavour to them comes from what ever you add to them so what is the point of the pancake? To have something bland with your meal?

The Americans love this crap, one day they might evolve.

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Here's me thinking the great question is finally here; why are pancakes shite?

Boy, was I disappointed with your question OP. 🧐

😂😂👍🏻 At last - someone else who similarly cannot understand the appeal of pancakes.

They taste odd and frankly off to me 🤮"

What the actual fuck.

You're a wrong 'un.

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Here's me thinking the great question is finally here; why are pancakes shite?

Boy, was I disappointed with your question OP. 🧐

😂😂👍🏻 At last - someone else who similarly cannot understand the appeal of pancakes.

They taste odd and frankly off to me 🤮

The flavour to them comes from what ever you add to them so what is the point of the pancake? To have something bland with your meal?

The Americans love this crap, one day they might evolve."

I love american pacakes covered in butter and sugar. Sooooo good!

Can't stand Nutella on pancakes.

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

I don't like American pancakes they are just spongy and weird 😕

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"I don't like American pancakes they are just spongy and weird 😕 "

You also put creme eggs in the fridge.

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By *abman82Man
3 weeks ago

worcester

M&S pork pie

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"I don't like American pancakes they are just spongy and weird 😕 "

Me either. Id rather have a crepe

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod

3 weeks ago

Central

Roll

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By *reachers SonMan
3 weeks ago

north West


"I find them both pretty disgusting. Sorry

That’s okay; What about if I throw Scotch Eggs into the mix? 😃

Love a scotch egg, but only the ones with a runny yolk.

Now we're getting into food porn territory.

Runny yolks - ooo yes!! 😈😈😈

Another vote here for the homemade scotch egg 🤤"

I've just remembered having black pudding scotch egg with runny yolks and a, I think, a red onion Chutney. They where orally orgasmic

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster


"I don't like American pancakes they are just spongy and weird 😕

You also put creme eggs in the fridge."

Ha ha I don't like soft chocolate and they are less messy

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster


"I don't like American pancakes they are just spongy and weird 😕

Me either. Id rather have a crepe "

Every day with just a little sugar n lemon

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
3 weeks ago

Maidstone


"I don't like American pancakes they are just spongy and weird 😕 "

American pancakes are soft and fluffy. I don't know who's making yours but they're doing it wrong!! With blueberries, smoked streaky bacon maple syrup and melted butter on... yes please!

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"I don't like American pancakes they are just spongy and weird 😕

American pancakes are soft and fluffy. I don't know who's making yours but they're doing it wrong!! With blueberries, smoked streaky bacon maple syrup and melted butter on... yes please!"

I just came.

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"I don't like American pancakes they are just spongy and weird 😕

American pancakes are soft and fluffy. I don't know who's making yours but they're doing it wrong!! With blueberries, smoked streaky bacon maple syrup and melted butter on... yes please!"

Mine are super fluffy, so good.

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By *hisIsMe58Man
3 weeks ago

Winchester

Trying to pick up on this thread, so here goes.

Pork pies are the best

Pancakes are bland unless you add sugar and lemon.

Lettuce is bland unless you add a dressing.

Cream eggs are disgusting.

Did I miss anything?

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"I don't like American pancakes they are just spongy and weird 😕

You also put creme eggs in the fridge.

Ha ha I don't like soft chocolate and they are less messy "

All that gooey fondant running down your chin... dripping seductively onto your chest... It should be your profile picture.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
3 weeks ago

Maidstone


"I don't like American pancakes they are just spongy and weird 😕

American pancakes are soft and fluffy. I don't know who's making yours but they're doing it wrong!! With blueberries, smoked streaky bacon maple syrup and melted butter on... yes please!

I just came."

I tend not to put that on my pancakes... that's for dessert

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Trying to pick up on this thread, so here goes.

Pork pies are the best

Pancakes are bland unless you add sugar and lemon.

Lettuce is bland unless you add a dressing.

Cream eggs are disgusting.

Did I miss anything?"

Get the f*ck out.

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"I don't like American pancakes they are just spongy and weird 😕

Me either. Id rather have a crepe "

Sounds crepe.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
3 weeks ago

Maidstone


"I don't like American pancakes they are just spongy and weird 😕

You also put creme eggs in the fridge.

Ha ha I don't like soft chocolate and they are less messy

All that gooey fondant running down your chin... dripping seductively onto your chest... It should be your profile picture."

Did you just cum again??

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"I don't like American pancakes they are just spongy and weird 😕

You also put creme eggs in the fridge.

Ha ha I don't like soft chocolate and they are less messy

All that gooey fondant running down your chin... dripping seductively onto your chest... It should be your profile picture.

Did you just cum again??"

it's not cum, it's fondant.

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

They say your cum tastes of what you eat. So if I stuffed my face with creme eggs for weeks, I wonder if _earditall would give me a BJ? 🤔

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet

Is there an egg in the centre of the pork pie?

Is the sausage roll hot?

These things can make all the difference OP.

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster


"They say your cum tastes of what you eat. So if I stuffed my face with creme eggs for weeks, I wonder if _earditall would give me a BJ? 🤔"

I'll eat the creme eggs you can tell me if it's true I'm selfish

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A daft question…..what’s the difference between a crepe and a thin pancake? Is it the fruit added? (I’m a culinary philistine I’m afraid) 🫢😭

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Is there an egg in the centre of the pork pie?

Is the sausage roll hot?

These things can make all the difference OP."

Ooo pork & egg pies! 😍😍

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet


"Is there an egg in the centre of the pork pie?

Is the sausage roll hot?

These things can make all the difference OP.

Ooo pork & egg pies! 😍😍 "

It'll have to be the pork pie then.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
3 weeks ago

Maidstone


"Is there an egg in the centre of the pork pie?

Is the sausage roll hot?

These things can make all the difference OP.

Ooo pork & egg pies! 😍😍 "

It's called a gala pie.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

And cream eggs - oh yes! I tried a white chocolate one; a bit sickly but still it went down in two bites 👍🏻🥰

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster


"A daft question…..what’s the difference between a crepe and a thin pancake? Is it the fruit added? (I’m a culinary philistine I’m afraid) 🫢😭"

A crepe is a thin pancake i think.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Is there an egg in the centre of the pork pie?

Is the sausage roll hot?

These things can make all the difference OP.

Ooo pork & egg pies! 😍😍

It's called a gala pie. "

I like those 😍😍 (I still remove the jelly though) 😁

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"A daft question…..what’s the difference between a crepe and a thin pancake? Is it the fruit added? (I’m a culinary philistine I’m afraid) 🫢😭

A crepe is a thin pancake i think."

Ah ha! 👍🏻 Often folded to from what I’ve observed 😃

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
3 weeks ago

Maidstone


"Is there an egg in the centre of the pork pie?

Is the sausage roll hot?

These things can make all the difference OP.

Ooo pork & egg pies! 😍😍

It's called a gala pie.

I like those 😍😍 (I still remove the jelly though) 😁"

No one likes the jelly!!

Just don't put a creme egg in it and it'll be fine.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Is there an egg in the centre of the pork pie?

Is the sausage roll hot?

These things can make all the difference OP.

Ooo pork & egg pies! 😍😍

It's called a gala pie.

I like those 😍😍 (I still remove the jelly though) 😁

No one likes the jelly!!

Just don't put a creme egg in it and it'll be fine. "

😂😂

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet


"Is there an egg in the centre of the pork pie?

Is the sausage roll hot?

These things can make all the difference OP.

Ooo pork & egg pies! 😍😍

It's called a gala pie.

I like those 😍😍 (I still remove the jelly though) 😁

No one likes the jelly!!

Just don't put a creme egg in it and it'll be fine. "

I like the jelly.

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"They say your cum tastes of what you eat. So if I stuffed my face with creme eggs for weeks, I wonder if _earditall would give me a BJ? 🤔

I'll eat the creme eggs you can tell me if it's true I'm selfish "

You didn't need the elaborate creme egg ruse, I'd do you that honour happily 😉 🤣

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster


"They say your cum tastes of what you eat. So if I stuffed my face with creme eggs for weeks, I wonder if _earditall would give me a BJ? 🤔

I'll eat the creme eggs you can tell me if it's true I'm selfish

You didn't need the elaborate creme egg ruse, I'd do you that honour happily 😉 🤣"

I'm not making pancakes though

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By *cLovin2Man
3 weeks ago

London


"A daft question…..what’s the difference between a crepe and a thin pancake? Is it the fruit added? (I’m a culinary philistine I’m afraid) 🫢😭"

Difference don't matter, they're both shite. Rather have a freshly baked scone with clotted cream and jam... 🤤

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"I find them both pretty disgusting. Sorry "

So do I ! Wouldn't eat one if I was paid to do it..... just pretend like the rest of us

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"They say your cum tastes of what you eat. So if I stuffed my face with creme eggs for weeks, I wonder if _earditall would give me a BJ? 🤔

I'll eat the creme eggs you can tell me if it's true I'm selfish

You didn't need the elaborate creme egg ruse, I'd do you that honour happily 😉 🤣

I'm not making pancakes though "

Hmm, once I've finished eating I'm likely to be hungry 😉

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By *legantEnigmaWoman
3 weeks ago

South of the Watford Gap

I'm not advocating this - and I'm not going to try given that Creme Eggs are vile - but along the lines of a deep fried Mars Bar, Scotch Creme Egg anyone??

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
3 weeks ago

hexham

I am pretty much always comfortable rolling with a sausage

I have to be in the mood to pork a pie

I don’t know how helpful an th of that is !

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By *heekyPerv01Man
3 weeks ago

your bed (well...soon)

I enjoy both, but I think Sausage Roll outweighs the pork pie by quite the margin in all fairness!

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By *orny747Man
3 weeks ago

andover

I'm torn between the two

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By *ichaelsmyMan
3 weeks ago

douglas

are you talking fancy pork pies, with pickles or other things in them. or just plain delightful pork pies?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"are you talking fancy pork pies, with pickles or other things in them. or just plain delightful pork pies?"

ALL the pork pies - praise be unto them 😁😁👍🏻👍🏻

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

I like a Co op mini pork pie.

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