FabSwingers.com forum: Sock drawer.

By *irky_couple OP Couple
3 weeks ago

Kirky

Must have at least 20 single socks in a drawer. Absolutely no idea where the partner is. How is that even possible to lose 20 individual socks?

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By *carlettsWoman
3 weeks ago

Harpenden

Mine always seem to get caught in the duvets

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By *orphia2003Woman
3 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Washing machine gets hungry.

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

Is there anyone with a sock fetish about? They probably have a draw full of them🤣

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

We always ended up with odd socks i tend to buy ones that are the same now.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

I have a theory that some socks turn into tupperware box lids

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancashire

I have a tote bag full of odd socks, I live in the hope that I’ll eventually be able to reunite them…..

I should probably admit defeat to be honest 🙈

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
3 weeks ago

Northumberland

I have sock OCD... My socks smile to me when I open the drawer (ex army lot know what I mean)

I keep my odd socks in a seperate location and heres why.... I buy the same socks all the time, if I get a hole in one sock it will go in the bin and keep the spare. If a 2nd sock gets a hole, same again, but the 2 spares now become a pair. They just cant go in the sock drawer, because there unable to smile.

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

You could always just wear odd socks. I think that could be kind of cool and different.

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

Is it wrong to wear odd socks?

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By *ust_us999Couple
3 weeks ago

Somewhere

I just have an odd sock day atleast twice per month 😂 problem solved

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

"I just have an odd sock day atleast twice per month 😂 problem solved"

So it’s ok to wear odd socks ?

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

"I have a tote bag full of odd socks, I live in the hope that I’ll eventually be able to reunite them…..

I should probably admit defeat to be honest 🙈"

🤣I’m Not sure they are coming home

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

I have a collection of single socks in my downstairs sock drawer.

I'm hoping to reunite some when I sort out my upstairs sock drawer this week.

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

"I have a theory that some socks turn into tupperware box lids "

Is that because we all seem to have millions of lost socks and millions of Tupperware lids?

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

"I have a collection of single socks in my downstairs sock drawer.

I'm hoping to reunite some when I sort out my upstairs sock drawer this week. "

2 sock draws you must have a big house.

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By *ildbillkidMan
3 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Old or odd socks can be repurposed to dust rags

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

"I have a collection of single socks in my downstairs sock drawer.

I'm hoping to reunite some when I sort out my upstairs sock drawer this week.

2 sock draws you must have a big house. "

Technically, I have three sock drawers but I moved one out to make room for a home gym.

I'm very unorganised and have socks everywhere.

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

"Old or odd socks can be repurposed to dust rags

Or sock puppets.

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

"I have a collection of single socks in my downstairs sock drawer.

I'm hoping to reunite some when I sort out my upstairs sock drawer this week.

2 sock draws you must have a big house.

Technically, I have three sock drawers but I moved one out to make room for a home gym.

I'm very unorganised and have socks everywhere. "

Sounds like a fun house to visit. Sock heaven 🤣

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

"I have a theory that some socks turn into tupperware box lids

Is that because we all seem to have millions of lost socks and millions of Tupperware lids? "

Exactly!

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

"Old or odd socks can be repurposed to dust rags

Or sock puppets."

Not seen a sock puppet in years, they were fun

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

"I have a theory that some socks turn into tupperware box lids

Is that because we all seem to have millions of lost socks and millions of Tupperware lids?

Exactly!"

Where do the Tupperware boxes go?

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By *e-OptimistMan
3 weeks ago

Stalybridge

If you have too many holes in your socks they can create an instability in the space time continuum and aggregate to form the equivalent of a mini black hole. They then slip into a parallel dimension never to be seen again. It must be true because I read it on here.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
3 weeks ago

Chester

"Must have at least 20 single socks in a drawer. Absolutely no idea where the partner is. How is that even possible to lose 20 individual socks? "

In our undies drawer we all have an area for 'lone socks' and every now and again we join them all up to make pairs

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By *Rule_DFILMan
3 weeks ago

side you

"Must have at least 20 single socks in a drawer. Absolutely no idea where the partner is. How is that even possible to lose 20 individual socks? "
right I know it’s wat people say wipe it in a sock or whatever but do men actually do this… because I’d say probably once in my life I’ve done it… (teenage days) always short on toilet paper this house 🤷🏻‍♂️ (genuine question)

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

"Must have at least 20 single socks in a drawer. Absolutely no idea where the partner is. How is that even possible to lose 20 individual socks?

In our undies drawer we all have an area for 'lone socks' and every now and again we join them all up to make pairs

Odd pairs? Is that allowed ?

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

"I have a theory that some socks turn into tupperware box lids

Is that because we all seem to have millions of lost socks and millions of Tupperware lids?

Exactly!

Where do the Tupperware boxes go? "

They disappear inside the dishwasher

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

"I have a theory that some socks turn into tupperware box lids

Is that because we all seem to have millions of lost socks and millions of Tupperware lids?

Exactly!

Where do the Tupperware boxes go?

They disappear inside the dishwasher"

Does the dishwasher eat them?

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

"I have a theory that some socks turn into tupperware box lids "

I'm hoping you like cheese.

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

"I have a theory that some socks turn into tupperware box lids

I'm hoping you like cheese."

No they are clean socks

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

I absolutely agree

It’s awful… who steals the left sock anyway ?

I have made a mission to buy all black socks now the issue solved !

( I miss my argyle socks though )

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

"I absolutely agree

It’s awful… who steals the left sock anyway ?

I have made a mission to buy all black socks now the issue solved !

( I miss my argyle socks though ) "

Black socks are boring

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By *tlanshiaWoman
3 weeks ago

Chatham

I have a bag of single socks under my bed. I refuse to throw them out incase I find they're partner.

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By *odgerMooreMan
3 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

My sock drawer is stuck shut….

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

"I have a bag of single socks under my bed. I refuse to throw them out incase I find they're partner. "

Had any luck finding the partners?

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

Anyone today had sock issues?

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Motherwell

I like wearing odd socks and odd hold ups sometimes. Mx 😈

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

"I like wearing odd socks and odd hold ups sometimes. Mx 😈"

Do you know how bad you are 😜

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By *ortySwitchMan
3 weeks ago

london

"Must have at least 20 single socks in a drawer. Absolutely no idea where the partner is. How is that even possible to lose 20 individual socks? "

He has been the others as wank socks!

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

What does everyone do with the single socks?

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By *sWyldWoman
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Only 20??

I have a sock drawer and none of them are in a pair!

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

Am I the odd one out given all my socks are in pairs?

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

"Only 20??

I have a sock drawer and none of them are in a pair!"

Do you wear them odd?

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

"Am I the odd one out given all my socks are in pairs? "

Your just weird 🤣

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By *elloIntrigueMan
3 weeks ago

North West UK

I've got six or seven odd socks now.. the washing machine is definitely a thief!

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
3 weeks ago

S.Wales

"I have a tote bag full of odd socks, I live in the hope that I’ll eventually be able to reunite them…..

I should probably admit defeat to be honest 🙈"

We have same, go through it once a month, but still no matches 😅✨️

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

"I have a tote bag full of odd socks, I live in the hope that I’ll eventually be able to reunite them…..

I should probably admit defeat to be honest 🙈

We have same, go through it once a month, but still no matches 😅✨️"

What do you do with it when you find no matches?

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By *iver78Man
3 weeks ago

barton upon humber

"We always ended up with odd socks i tend to buy ones that are the same now."

Snap haha , problem solved

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By *elSpiceWoman
3 weeks ago

Wicklow, Wexford

"Must have at least 20 single socks in a drawer. Absolutely no idea where the partner is. How is that even possible to lose 20 individual socks? "

Certain brands of washing machine and tumble dryer have a Bermuda triangle installed, it's where singular socks and stockings go. This is true and scientifically proven btw.

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

"Must have at least 20 single socks in a drawer. Absolutely no idea where the partner is. How is that even possible to lose 20 individual socks?

Certain brands of washing machine and tumble dryer have a Bermuda triangle installed, it's where singular socks and stockings go. This is true and scientifically proven btw."

Is that true?

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

Washing machines eating socks, I think I’m going mad

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

Anyone find their missing socks today ?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
3 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Is it wrong to wear odd socks? "
I dont have any matching socks

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By *hisIsMe58Man
3 weeks ago

Winchester

"Must have at least 20 single socks in a drawer. Absolutely no idea where the partner is. How is that even possible to lose 20 individual socks? "

Seems impossible, but have the same problem. Finally I binned everything in my sock draw and replaced with new. I feel so much happier for doing it.

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

Anyone wearing odd socks today?

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By *lectrictouchMan
3 weeks ago

inverarary

Too much wanking that’s why you guys missing socks

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By *ntraditional_GentMan
3 weeks ago

Loughborough

I’ve got a basket full of odd socks that I’m naively holding on to, thinking the other will turn up in the next wash. It’s been YEARS.

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

"I’ve got a basket full of odd socks that I’m naively holding on to, thinking the other will turn up in the next wash. It’s been YEARS."

You think they will ever turn up?

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By *herry77Woman
3 weeks ago

North West

"I’ve got a basket full of odd socks that I’m naively holding on to, thinking the other will turn up in the next wash. It’s been YEARS."

I have this too 😂

What bugs me the most is when you buy a multipack where they’re all slightly different and you end up with just half of every single pair! How does that even happen?! 😡

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

"I’ve got a basket full of odd socks that I’m naively holding on to, thinking the other will turn up in the next wash. It’s been YEARS.

I have this too 😂

What bugs me the most is when you buy a multipack where they’re all slightly different and you end up with just half of every single pair! How does that even happen?! 😡"

Washing machines eat them🤣

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By *luefire2Couple
3 weeks ago

just somewhere around here

Only wear black socks ( hate coloured "funny socks")

So never have odd socks

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

"Only wear black socks ( hate coloured "funny socks")

So never have odd socks"

That’s one way to avoid odd socks

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By *roublemaker2Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester

All my socks are the same never an odd one

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet

"Mine always seem to get caught in the duvets"

Who washes socks with their duvets.

Colours.

Whites.

Dark.

Bedding.

Towels.

(The first part of that list sounds like 1970s South Africa!)

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

I guess the thing I’m learning is to buy the same colour socks.

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By *a LunaWoman
3 weeks ago

Wales

I just buy black socks, life is easier that way!!

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By *aked beachMan
3 weeks ago

small cave, behind the big cave.

When I was married, a sock would turn up on its own, its partner maybe 1 or 2 weeks later. Since I've lived on my own, socks are always in pairs.

Just saying

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

I can’t get enough of socks they keep my feet so warm

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By *addy bareMan
3 weeks ago

southend

Always wanked in a sock when I were younger

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By *avidNPMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

Anyone found any lost socks recently?

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By *avidNPMan
2 weeks ago

manchester

Anyone have sock issues today?

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By *aughtystaffs60Couple
2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

There are men on here that post videos of then wearing your socks.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
2 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

I buy plain black socks that way it's no biggie when the sock monster steals one

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
2 weeks ago

southampton

Dye them.

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By *avidNPMan
2 weeks ago

manchester

"There are men on here that post videos of then wearing your socks."

And?

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By *avidNPMan
2 weeks ago

manchester

"I buy plain black socks that way it's no biggie when the sock monster steals one"

🤣 love the sock monster

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
2 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

"I buy plain black socks that way it's no biggie when the sock monster steals one

🤣 love the sock monster "

I don't! The sock stealing twat

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By *avidNPMan
2 weeks ago

manchester

"I buy plain black socks that way it's no biggie when the sock monster steals one

🤣 love the sock monster

I don't! The sock stealing twat"

But he needs the socks to live.

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By *ampireLoveMan
2 weeks ago

Essex

"Must have at least 20 single socks in a drawer. Absolutely no idea where the partner is. How is that even possible to lose 20 individual socks? "

Yeah I can’t handle even one missing sock. I will not give up a search until it’s found. Obviously though, this is all theory. I’ve never lost a sock! 😂😂

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By *zzzwazzzMan
2 weeks ago

Nuneaton

Whys it always trainer socks that go walkabout? I sometimes find them around my garden too so not always a case of eaten by the washing machine haha?

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By *runkOnLustMan
2 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

I'm playing chess whilst you're all playing checkers...

I bought 40 pairs of the same Dickies Trainer socks so I never have to match them up again

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By *avidNPMan
2 weeks ago

manchester

Sounds like I need to buy matching pairs

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By *avidNPMan
2 weeks ago

manchester

Anyone lost any socks this week?

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By *avidNPMan
5 days ago

manchester

Hope you all found the missing socks

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
5 days ago

Crumpet Castle

Are they all black ?

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By *avidNPMan
5 days ago

manchester

"Are they all black ?"

Black is very boring

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
5 days ago

Crumpet Castle

"Are they all black ?

Black is very boring "

No sock is exciting ! but ..... my theory is that he hasn't lost any socks cos if they are all black he's got 10 pairs not 20 singles...... innit

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By *asualConnectionsMan
5 days ago

bristol

There is a compartment in every washing machine, that that collects the socks you are missing... do need to unscrew to get in there but youre welcome just youtube your machine and how to lol

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By *utsackerMan
5 days ago

north east

If I ever have a matching pair of socks on it’s purely by fluke ha

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By *avidNPMan
5 days ago

manchester

"Are they all black ?

Black is very boring

No sock is exciting ! but ..... my theory is that he hasn't lost any socks cos if they are all black he's got 10 pairs not 20 singles...... innit "

That does make sense

Socks are exciting

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By *avidNPMan
5 days ago

manchester

"There is a compartment in every washing machine, that that collects the socks you are missing... do need to unscrew to get in there but youre welcome just youtube your machine and how to lol "

I never knew that

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By *oiluvfunMan
5 days ago

Penrith

"Must have at least 20 single socks in a drawer. Absolutely no idea where the partner is. How is that even possible to lose 20 individual socks? "

Well that now affords you 10 days of no sock-washing.....

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