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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?

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By *onko the SaneMan
8 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

A face to sit on?

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By *oozleMan
8 weeks ago

high wycombe

10 smarties.. all orange

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By *ex HolesMan
8 weeks ago

Up North


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?"

A sore ringpiece

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By *our_Best_Kept_SecretMan
8 weeks ago

Telford


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?"

Two mini eggs

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By *haosAfterDarkCouple
8 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

A cuddle?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

I will take the smarties and mini eggs. But omg how rude some if you are

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By *anderingArtistMan
8 weeks ago

an abstract world

I'll up the ante only because tomorrow's pay day... I'll give you a Freddo 😏

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By *eri24Woman
8 weeks ago

Bridgend


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?

Two mini eggs"

Mini eggs are so expensive!

I wouldn't be trading mine

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
8 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

A small lecture on transactional giving and how it's nice to be nice 💜

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

A culinary review of 5 chocolate buttons.

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By *ChubsMan
8 weeks ago

West Midlands

5 squares of Cadbury fruit & nut

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"I'll up the ante only because tomorrow's pay day... I'll give you a Freddo 😏"
I will take the Freddo

Think.ive got the better deal

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds


"5 squares of Cadbury fruit & nut"

Arguably more chocolate plus the fruit and nut. What’s the going exchange rate? 5 - 5 seems a bit generous.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
8 weeks ago

Norwich

Are they the giant ones?

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West

Are chocolate buttons the new currency? No need for paper money and coins now?

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By *rMan321Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere Cold

Well I'm just about to make a melt in the middle chocolate pudding, happy to double the ingredients and make two.

X

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
8 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!

There they are all standing in a row

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head

Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist

That's what the showman said

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By *ChubsMan
8 weeks ago

West Midlands


"5 squares of Cadbury fruit & nut

Arguably more chocolate plus the fruit and nut. What’s the going exchange rate? 5 - 5 seems a bit generous.

"

🤷🏼 I think you're thinking to hard on this transaction Glow 😅

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By *ineteen89Man
8 weeks ago

Swindon

A crème egg - I’m generous (I think)

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds


"5 squares of Cadbury fruit & nut

Arguably more chocolate plus the fruit and nut. What’s the going exchange rate? 5 - 5 seems a bit generous.

🤷🏼 I think you're thinking to hard on this transaction Glow 😅"

Chubs, have you see some of the offers being tossed around on here? A crème egg. A fredo ffs. Like have half my twix and I’ll throw on this Rolex.

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By *ocialablechapMan
8 weeks ago

Paphos and also SW UK

A finger of kit kat, a second if you ask nicely

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Are they the giant ones?"
Yes they are. Purchased today and kept in the fridge

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By *hisIsMe58Man
8 weeks ago

Winchester

I'll trade 10 m&m's

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Well I'm just about to make a melt in the middle chocolate pudding, happy to double the ingredients and make two.

X"

Well that sounds good to me. zi will be round in 15 minutes

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By *iddle aged and chubbyMan
8 weeks ago

Shefford


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?"

My last Rolo!

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By *ocialablechapMan
8 weeks ago

Paphos and also SW UK


"Are they the giant ones?Yes they are. Purchased today and kept in the fridge"

Definitely 2 fingers then

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By *obilebottomMan
8 weeks ago

All over

20 choc peanuts

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By *ChubsMan
8 weeks ago

West Midlands


"5 squares of Cadbury fruit & nut

Arguably more chocolate plus the fruit and nut. What’s the going exchange rate? 5 - 5 seems a bit generous.

🤷🏼 I think you're thinking to hard on this transaction Glow 😅

Chubs, have you see some of the offers being tossed around on here? A crème egg. A fredo ffs. Like have half my twix and I’ll throw on this Rolex. "

Rolex? I'll give you 6 squares of fruit & nut and an hour of my company 😅

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

The fruit and nut looks promising

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By *ydaz70Man
8 weeks ago

Rotherham /newquay


"Are they the giant ones?Yes they are. Purchased today and kept in the fridge"
my last rollo then

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

Half a bag of prawn crackers

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Half a bag of prawn crackers "
what Chinese comes with them

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By *ChubsMan
8 weeks ago

West Midlands


"The fruit and nut looks promising "

Of course it does

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By *eordie.Woman
8 weeks ago

The Sticks

A 2 year old lindt bunny

Don't like chocolate much

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"A 2 year old lindt bunny

Don't like chocolate much "

oh Lindt bunnies are taking this to a new level. Who can beat that

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Half a bag of prawn crackers what Chinese comes with them"

Oh we've eaten that lol

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By *ChubsMan
8 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Half a bag of prawn crackers what Chinese comes with them

Oh we've eaten that lol"

Rude lol..

My local Chinese has stopped giving free prawn crackers 🤦🏼

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By *aven RedWoman
8 weeks ago

who knows, but it's not raining x

A Costco chocolate cookie or a red vvet cake x

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By *oelMan
8 weeks ago

Midlands, London, Brussels


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?"

Why should I give you anything in return?

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?"

A lecture (or monologue) on the exploitation (or poverty inducing work arrangements) of Brazilian (or some cocoa producing country) chocolate raw materials workers.

Also - what’s happened to the other 37?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Half a bag of prawn crackers what Chinese comes with them

Oh we've eaten that lol

Rude lol..

My local Chinese has stopped giving free prawn crackers 🤦🏼"

Got any chocolate to trade?

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
8 weeks ago

Coventry


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?"

A spoon to share our tub of ice cream with.

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By *teve555Man
8 weeks ago

Penrith

A creme egg, to see how you eat it.

Lick the centre or all at once

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?

A lecture (or monologue) on the exploitation (or poverty inducing work arrangements) of Brazilian (or some cocoa producing country) chocolate raw materials workers.

Also - what’s happened to the other 37? "

well im ignoring your lecture and going in to your final question. How do you know there is 42 giant buttons in a bag

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By *cLovin2Man
8 weeks ago

London


"Are they the giant ones?Yes they are. Purchased today and kept in the fridge"

Giant ones don't taste as good as the little ones. Mind you chocolate is so expensive now, it's probably worth more than bitcoin.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?

Why should I give you anything in return? "

You dont have to but no chocolate buttons for you

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By *cLovin2Man
8 weeks ago

London

Who the hell still eats creme eggs 🤮

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?

A lecture (or monologue) on the exploitation (or poverty inducing work arrangements) of Brazilian (or some cocoa producing country) chocolate raw materials workers.

Also - what’s happened to the other 37? well im ignoring your lecture and going in to your final question. How do you know there is 42 giant buttons in a bag"

Because 7 is a mouthful and one can get 6 mouthfuls from a bag.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
8 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

White chocolate maltesers..

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By *cLovin2Man
8 weeks ago

London

I've got a thin slice of level 4 Aldi cheese in my fridge

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By *r Jason KingMan
8 weeks ago

Layton,Blackpool.

2 Ferrero rocker

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

So far the lindt bunny is winning

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By *lrightthenMan
8 weeks ago

Bradford

Bag of magic stars

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By *lrightthenMan
8 weeks ago

Bradford

Actually nah, I'll keep the magic stars. You can have a kinder egg

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman
8 weeks ago

Cardiff


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?

Two mini eggs

Mini eggs are so expensive!

I wouldn't be trading mine "

Bloody £3.40 for 74g I saw the other day

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"So far the lindt bunny is winning"

It will meltb

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod

8 weeks ago

Central

You can have a Wispa bar Diamond. And a birthday cake soon

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
8 weeks ago

Worcestershire

I'll give you my second to last rolo for the 5 chocolate buttons

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod

8 weeks ago

Central


"Are they the giant ones?Yes they are. Purchased today and kept in the fridge

Giant ones don't taste as good as the little ones. Mind you chocolate is so expensive now, it's probably worth more than bitcoin."

It's rising in price faster than Bitcoin too

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"You can have a Wispa bar Diamond. And a birthday cake soon "
I like whisper and you always remember my birthday

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod

8 weeks ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod

8 weeks ago

Central


"You can have a Wispa bar Diamond. And a birthday cake soon I like whisper and you always remember my birthday "

Of course. You're memorable

Wispa is quite lovely

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By *partharmonyCouple
8 weeks ago

Tonbridge

A lovely bunch of coconuts.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Well whispa and lindt bunny are in the lead so far. So you need to bring your A game

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By *obilebottomMan
8 weeks ago

All over


"Well whispa and lindt bunny are in the lead so far. So you need to bring your A game"

I see you ignored my 20 choc peanuts so I just ate them

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Well whispa and lindt bunny are in the lead so far. So you need to bring your A game

I see you ignored my 20 choc peanuts so I just ate them "

awww I didnt see them mb but lindt bunny.still beats them im afraid

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By *obilebottomMan
8 weeks ago

All over


"Well whispa and lindt bunny are in the lead so far. So you need to bring your A game

I see you ignored my 20 choc peanuts so I just ate them awww I didnt see them mb but lindt bunny.still beats them im afraid"

Is it the lindt bit or the bunny bit that got you in a spin?

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By *hams123Man
8 weeks ago

London

A hearty handshake, a 2 minute hug, 3 kisses, 4 compliments and a crisp high five.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Well whispa and lindt bunny are in the lead so far. So you need to bring your A game

I see you ignored my 20 choc peanuts so I just ate them awww I didnt see them mb but lindt bunny.still beats them im afraid

Is it the lindt bit or the bunny bit that got you in a spin? "

I love lindt bunnies

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"A hearty handshake, a 2 minute hug, 3 kisses, 4 compliments and a crisp high five."
oooh you've just moved into third place²

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By *erry 58Man
8 weeks ago

doncaster


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?"
A bottle of Prosecco

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By *histle79Man
8 weeks ago

Guildford

A packet of munchies, some space raiders and a sherbet dib dab.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return? A bottle of Prosecco "
,A whole bottle. This is now another level

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By *erry 58Man
8 weeks ago

doncaster


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return? A bottle of Prosecco ,A whole bottle. This is now another level"
if I can lick a button off your nipple , you can have two bottles

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return? A bottle of Prosecco ,A whole bottle. This is now another level if I can lick a button off your nipple , you can have two bottles "
Game on²

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
8 weeks ago

South Wales

I have some dark chocolate and I’ll throw in one of my cats as well! Xx 😄

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By *ussexChap83500Man
8 weeks ago

Littlehampton

I very hard cock in my right hand 😜

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"I have some dark chocolate and I’ll throw in one of my cats as well! Xx 😄"
I will take the cat, you've moved i to first place

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
8 weeks ago

South Wales


"I have some dark chocolate and I’ll throw in one of my cats as well! Xx 😄I will take the cat, you've moved i to first place"

Excellent, you have a choice of colours xx 😄

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By *oeBeansMan
8 weeks ago

Derby

This face until you give me more: 🥺

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"I have some dark chocolate and I’ll throw in one of my cats as well! Xx 😄I will take the cat, you've moved i to first place

Excellent, you have a choice of colours xx 😄"

I want a big fat ginger cat

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Let me have a look in my cupboard….

Hmmm…..some chutney that expired in 2024? 🫢

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"This face until you give me more: 🥺"
Don't tell anyone else on this thread but ive got more than five i only ate a few as to busy typing on this thread

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
8 weeks ago

South Wales


"I have some dark chocolate and I’ll throw in one of my cats as well! Xx 😄I will take the cat, you've moved i to first place

Excellent, you have a choice of colours xx 😄I want a big fat ginger cat"

I have a big fat tabby or a very very old and slightly scrawny ginger one! Xx 😄

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By *oeBeansMan
8 weeks ago

Derby


"This face until you give me more: 🥺

Don't tell anyone else on this thread but ive got more than five i only ate a few as to busy typing on this thread "

5 more buttons and I'll keep your secret safe 👀

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"I have some dark chocolate and I’ll throw in one of my cats as well! Xx 😄I will take the cat, you've moved i to first place

Excellent, you have a choice of colours xx 😄I want a big fat ginger cat

I have a big fat tabby or a very very old and slightly scrawny ginger one! Xx 😄"

can I have both. I had 5 cats and over the years they've all died but im getting a new one in the spring

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"This face until you give me more: 🥺

Don't tell anyone else on this thread but ive got more than five i only ate a few as to busy typing on this thread

5 more buttons and I'll keep your secret safe 👀"

Mmmmm sounds to much like black**ail to me

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By *oeBeansMan
8 weeks ago

Derby


"This face until you give me more: 🥺

Don't tell anyone else on this thread but ive got more than five i only ate a few as to busy typing on this thread

5 more buttons and I'll keep your secret safe 👀

Mmmmm sounds to much like black**ail to me"

Fiiiine... 2 extra Buttons!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"This face until you give me more: 🥺

Don't tell anyone else on this thread but ive got more than five i only ate a few as to busy typing on this thread

5 more buttons and I'll keep your secret safe 👀

Mmmmm sounds to much like black**ail to me

Fiiiine... 2 extra Buttons!"

one and its a deal

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
8 weeks ago

South Wales


"I have some dark chocolate and I’ll throw in one of my cats as well! Xx 😄I will take the cat, you've moved i to first place

Excellent, you have a choice of colours xx 😄I want a big fat ginger cat

I have a big fat tabby or a very very old and slightly scrawny ginger one! Xx 😄can I have both. I had 5 cats and over the years they've all died but im getting a new one in the spring"

Yeah I have 5 as well, it’s a lot of cats and they’re all a bit silly! Xx 😄

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By *erry77Man
8 weeks ago

manchester

A finger of fudge .....

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
8 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?"

The night of your life ….. oh ok .. the best 10 mins you’ve had all day .. bar that first cuppa tea of course

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By *oeBeansMan
8 weeks ago

Derby


"This face until you give me more: 🥺

Don't tell anyone else on this thread but ive got more than five i only ate a few as to busy typing on this thread

5 more buttons and I'll keep your secret safe 👀

Mmmmm sounds to much like black**ail to me

Fiiiine... 2 extra Buttons!

one and its a deal"

One and I get to lick the wrapper

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"This face until you give me more: 🥺

Don't tell anyone else on this thread but ive got more than five i only ate a few as to busy typing on this thread

5 more buttons and I'll keep your secret safe 👀

Mmmmm sounds to much like black**ail to me

Fiiiine... 2 extra Buttons!

one and its a deal

One and I get to lick the wrapper"

deal done

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By *oeBeansMan
8 weeks ago

Derby


"This face until you give me more: 🥺

Don't tell anyone else on this thread but ive got more than five i only ate a few as to busy typing on this thread

5 more buttons and I'll keep your secret safe 👀

Mmmmm sounds to much like black**ail to me

Fiiiine... 2 extra Buttons!

one and its a deal

One and I get to lick the wrapper

deal done"

Cool! *Spit* 🤝

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?

The night of your life ….. oh ok .. the best 10 mins you’ve had all day .. bar that first cuppa tea of course "

tempting very tempting but no one has beaten a cat

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
8 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?

The night of your life ….. oh ok .. the best 10 mins you’ve had all day .. bar that first cuppa tea of course tempting very tempting but no one has beaten a cat"

I won’t beat a cat . But I might just stroke a pussie …

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By *insBadMan
8 weeks ago

& around

A brand new combine harvester

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?

The night of your life ….. oh ok .. the best 10 mins you’ve had all day .. bar that first cuppa tea of course tempting very tempting but no one has beaten a cat

I won’t beat a cat . But I might just stroke a pussie … "

ha ha ha now why was i expecting that lol

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By *ex HolesMan
8 weeks ago

Up North

I hope these 5 chocolate buttons aren’t from the back of your knickers??

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"I hope these 5 chocolate buttons aren’t from the back of your knickers?? "
No, they are in a bag with the other chocolate buttons i haven't eaten

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Ryde

Three Blackjacks and two white-mice.

Seems fair!

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By *utsackerMan
8 weeks ago

north east

I’d promise to try really hard not to piss on the floor when using your toilet

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Three Blackjacks and two white-mice.

Seems fair! "

white mice are good but not.blacknjacks

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

I guess everyone has gone to sleep. Ive still had very few of the buttons but I chose the cat for the rest if the buttons.

In second place the whispa

in third place the freddo.

Unfortunately noone actually offered a kidney

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By *olo180Man
8 weeks ago

Greater London

I’ll give you a handful of flumps?

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By *arpe_diem36Man
8 weeks ago

york


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?"

Condensed milk

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By *rthur30Man
8 weeks ago

Warrington

A nice hug.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"A nice hug."
Hugs sound nice but I would sooner have a cat

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By *annaPlayABCCouple
8 weeks ago

Bacup


"Who the hell still eats creme eggs 🤮"

ME !! By the box full if I could..still the besat chocolate imo !

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?

Condensed milk "

Van you.even still get condensed Milk? My grandma gave us it over tinned peaches

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By *ast2WestMan
8 weeks ago

Midlands


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?"

3 magic beans 🫘

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"I’ll give you a handful of flumps?"
Not sure what flumps are are is it. a marshmallow thinh

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By *arylRMan
8 weeks ago


"I’ll give you a handful of flumps?Not sure what flumps are are is it. a marshmallow thinh"

Two fun size Mars Bars and a Cadbury’s Cream Egg

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?

3 magic beans 🫘 "

oh we have a new contestant

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By *ast2WestMan
8 weeks ago

Midlands


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?

3 magic beans 🫘 oh we have a new contestant"

Is there a prize for the best answer?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?

3 magic beans 🫘 oh we have a new contestant

Is there a prize for the best answer?"

Yes you win me lol so far ive become a cat mum and what ever your magic beans hold

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By *ast2WestMan
8 weeks ago

Midlands


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?

3 magic beans 🫘 oh we have a new contestant

Is there a prize for the best answer?Yes you win me lol so far ive become a cat mum and what ever your magic beans hold"

Well I can tell you they’re much better than a tin of Heinz 😄 but the mystery is part of the appeal so let’s see who wins

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By *rmainman10Man
8 weeks ago

Portsmouth


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?"

I got 5 white chocolate buttons in return

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Chocolate buttons. If I give you 5 what you giving me in return?

3 magic beans 🫘 oh we have a new contestant

Is there a prize for the best answer?Yes you win me lol so far ive become a cat mum and what ever your magic beans hold

Well I can tell you they’re much better than a tin of Heinz 😄 but the mystery is part of the appeal so let’s see who wins "

i can hold my own if needs must3u1o2ep

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
8 weeks ago

Leeds

A thank you.

The mr

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