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"Walk round camden " A cheeky snog 👀 | |||
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"Tell them the park rangers are patrolling, be careful. " Tickle their gspot with a feather duster | |||
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"Tell them the park rangers are patrolling, be careful. Tickle their gspot with a feather duster " Unspeakable things  | |||
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"Use his bum hole to incubate pheasant eggs. The mr " Turn up at theirs and ask for Mr, brandishing a pineapple, rubber gloves, not as much lube as one might expect and an optimistic smile on my face  | |||
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"Gawp at her massive tits "Bring some felt tip pens and finish his leg off | |||
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"Gawp at her massive tits
Bring some felt tip pens and finish his leg off"Have a go in his tractor | |||
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"Gawp at her massive tits
Bring some felt tip pens and finish his leg off
Have a go in his tractor"Let him have a go at my tractor but in the process confuse him so he goes for a gear stick which happens to be my cock | |||
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"Wait for my ride in the tractor " Milk her on all 4s like a cow 😂😂 | |||
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"Wait for my ride in the tractor Milk her on all 4s like a cow 😂😂" I'll pull the udder one | |||
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"Go for cocktails 🍸 x" Have a nice chat and see where the evening takes us. | |||
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"Go for cocktails 🍸 x Have a nice chat and see where the evening takes us." Book them a taxi to Whitby, timed to arrive just after the fish and chip shops have all closed | |||
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"Go for cocktails 🍸 x Have a nice chat and see where the evening takes us. Book them a taxi to Whitby, timed to arrive just after the fish and chip shops have all closed "Take on a cruise, atleast if the ship sinks, were safe 😂 | |||
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"Go for cocktails 🍸 x Have a nice chat and see where the evening takes us. Book them a taxi to Whitby, timed to arrive just after the fish and chip shops have all closed
Take on a cruise, atleast if the ship sinks, were safe 😂"Milk his, er, coo 😉 | |||
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"Go for cocktails 🍸 x Have a nice chat and see where the evening takes us. Book them a taxi to Whitby, timed to arrive just after the fish and chip shops have all closed
Take on a cruise, atleast if the ship sinks, were safe 😂
Milk his, er, coo 😉"Teach her were the "gear stick" is in my tractor | |||
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"People don't understand what person above means, thickos lol " Check the time we posted... exactly the same time. So what id do to the person above is educte them about the danger of throwing stones in glass houses | |||
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"People don't understand what person above means, thickos lol Check the time we posted... exactly the same time. So what id do to the person above is educte them about the danger of throwing stones in glass houses" May I have a go on your tractor sir? 😃😃 | |||
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"Yawn." Back on track.... tuck him into bed with a hot milk and bed time story. Poor blokes shattard! | |||
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"Taliban tried that, failed numerous times 😂 Yawn. Back on track.... tuck him into bed with a hot milk and bed time story. Poor blokes shattard! " Give him a hug (on his tractor) | |||
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"Chips on the front " Add them to my hotlist... then show them the tractor gear stick 😂 | |||
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"Steal his gear stick. It's my gear stick" Place gear stick up a hieght or up his rectum 😂 | |||
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"Too late, already nicked it haven't I. Catch me now farmer Joe! Also, hide in his haystack dressed as a needle" Dressed as a needle 🤣🤣🤣 Ask him to make my bottom blush 😉 | |||
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"Big headed "Put my boobs next to the big head so it looks like someone is doing a sing song with Right Said Fred | |||
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Put my boobs next to the big head so it looks like someone is doing a sing song with Right Said Fred "Bit of a serious one from me (makes a change) I wouldnt mind a bit play around with those tits. Bet youd be well fun! | |||
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"Still going motorboat " Sorry skipped one.... Still adding you to hotlist and showing you that gear stick 😂 | |||
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"Still going motorboat Sorry skipped one.... Still adding you to hotlist and showing you that gear stick 😂" I'll take a peep at the gear stick too please | |||
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"Still going motorboat Sorry skipped one.... Still adding you to hotlist and showing you that gear stick 😂 I'll take a peep at the gear stick too please "Convince her that Wales is hotter than Cyprus. | |||
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"Still going motorboat Sorry skipped one.... Still adding you to hotlist and showing you that gear stick 😂 I'll take a peep at the gear stick too please
Convince her that Wales is hotter than Cyprus. "Now that would take some convincing 🤣 | |||
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"Still going motorboat Sorry skipped one.... Still adding you to hotlist and showing you that gear stick 😂 I'll take a peep at the gear stick too please
Convince her that Wales is hotter than Cyprus.
Now that would take some convincing 🤣 "Take those stockings off | |||
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"Nothing "Give him a Power Rangers jigsaw to do whilst he sits out this round | |||
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Game of squash"Squash him | |||
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Peg while Mrs watches"Stand back and watch _hortie peg. Mrs x | |||
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Mrs x"Enjoy watching them and see where it goes | |||
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Enjoy watching them and see where it goes "Prep his bum as hes next inline for a pegging 😂 | |||
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Enjoy watching them and see where it goes
Prep his bum as hes next inline for a pegging 😂"Have a look at this gear stick | |||
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Prep his bum as hes next inline for a pegging 😂
Have a look at this gear stick"Cornetto and a bag of chips for tea. I'm a catch 🤓🥷 | |||
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Have a look at this gear stick
Cornetto and a bag of chips for tea. I'm a catch 🤓🥷"Get the Kareoke machine out and give the best duo sign along to.... EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FOO FIGHTING!!! | |||
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Get the Kareoke machine out and give the best duo sign along to....
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FOO FIGHTING!!!"Ooh...I love karaoke. Fire up the tunes 🤓🥷 | |||
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Have a look at this gear stick
Cornetto and a bag of chips for tea. I'm a catch 🤓🥷
Get the Kareoke machine out and give the best duo sign along to....
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FOO FIGHTING!!!
Ooh...I love karaoke. Fire up the tunes 🤓🥷".. a duet we could do... i knew you were waiting im george your aretha queen of soul  | |||
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"Share a cocktail " Lick that cocktail from his body 🥵 | |||
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"Share a cocktail Lick that cocktail from his body 🥵" Quickly cover myself in cocktails 😀😀😀 | |||
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"Share a cocktail Lick that cocktail from his body 🥵 Quickly cover myself in cocktails 😀😀😀" Throw a load of those cocktail sticks with bits of cheese, pineapple and mushy peas onto him. I'm nothing if not helpful | |||
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"Nap" Help him find an octopussy to goldfinger | |||
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"Nap Help him find an octopussy to goldfinger" Let him paint me | |||
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"Nap Help him find an octopussy to goldfinger Let him paint me "Oily back massage followed by a game of twister | |||
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"Nap Help him find an octopussy to goldfinger Let him paint me
Oily back massage followed by a game of twister "Let's do a game of oily twister, could be fun | |||
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"Nothing that I haven't told her already" Shave his chest and tummy x Mrs x 😬 | |||
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"Cheeky use of hot tub" Jump in, loads of room x Mrs x | |||
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"Cheeky use of hot tub Jump in, loads of room x Mrs x" Same as above, hot tub sharing with bubbles on to hide what’s going on in the water | |||
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"Cheeky use of hot tub Jump in, loads of room x Mrs x" Love to join assuming you've showered me off from shaving me! | |||
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"Cheeky use of hot tub Jump in, loads of room x Mrs x Love to join assuming you've showered me off from shaving me! " Hahahaha 🤣 Mrs x | |||
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"Cheeky use of hot tub Jump in, loads of room x Mrs x Love to join assuming you've showered me off from shaving me! Winkle picking Hahahaha 🤣 Mrs x" | |||
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"Cheeky use of hot tub Jump in, loads of room x Mrs x Love to join assuming you've showered me off from shaving me! Winkle picking Hahahaha 🤣 Mrs x" Look at his winkle | |||
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"Cheeky use of hot tub Jump in, loads of room x Mrs x Love to join assuming you've showered me off from shaving me! Winkle picking Hahahaha 🤣 Mrs x Look at his winkle " Show her my winkle | |||
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"Cheeky use of hot tub Jump in, loads of room x Mrs x Love to join assuming you've showered me off from shaving me! Winkle picking Hahahaha 🤣 Mrs x Look at his winkle Show her my winkle" Pick his winkle | |||
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"Worship those legs " Get him a chair so he can worship legs to his hearts' content | |||
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"Worship those legs Get him a chair so he can worship legs to his hearts' content "Rest my tired head against your chest | |||
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"Worship those legs Get him a chair so he can worship legs to his hearts' content
Rest my tired head against your chest"Drinks, definitely drinks 🍻 | |||
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"Watch him smash his wife and join in " Say, Hello Warren, I do hope you’re well. | |||
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"Watch him smash his wife and join in Say, Hello Warren, I do hope you’re well. " Fiddle with his fiddlestick | |||
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"Watch him smash his wife and join in Say, Hello Warren, I do hope you’re well. Fiddle with his fiddlestick " Mutual stick fiddling | |||
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"Add some colour to his life with a barrage of jokes over a pint" Sounds like a plan count me in | |||
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"Add some colour to his life with a barrage of jokes over a pint Sounds like a plan count me in "Send them both Count Dracula outfits so they can both count | |||
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"Add some colour to his life with a barrage of jokes over a pint Sounds like a plan count me in
Send them both Count Dracula outfits so they can both count "Day out at the Trampoline park 😁 | |||
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"Lick his balls x" Play beach volleyball with. | |||
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"game of conkers" Tickle his conkers | |||
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"Make sure the conkers have been deshelled, they're a bit prickly if not. Mine will be soaked in vinegar for the win! Oh I best put my conkers in there too "Play with his conkers 🤪 | |||
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"Get him more soapy in the shower x" Help drink that Disaronno or maybe lick it off of her | |||
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"Get him more soapy in the shower x Help drink that Disaronno or maybe lick it off of her " Wash his soapy cock. | |||
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"Get him more soapy in the shower x Help drink that Disaronno or maybe lick it off of her Wash his soapy cock. " Pass him the soap | |||
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"Get him more soapy in the shower x Help drink that Disaronno or maybe lick it off of her Wash his soapy cock. Pass him the soap " Ask her to do the thing 😉 | |||
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"Ask him what the thing is What thing lol. " Haha that was for the one above but we posted at the same time haha | |||
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"Ask him what the thing is What thing lol. Haha that was for the one above but we posted at the same time haha" Rinse the soap off | |||
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"Ask him what the thing is What thing lol. Haha that was for the one above but we posted at the same time haha Rinse the soap off "We could rinse him off together. | |||
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"We are a similar age so I’d say go out for a beer " Meet them in a club 😉 | |||
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"Meet him in a club Thanks for reading the profile " Ask her to deepthroat me  | |||
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