FabSwingers.com forum: Services

By *EAT..85 OP Woman
8 weeks ago

Nottingham

What service would you love to be offered for free with absolutely no strings attached?

What service could you offer?

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By *eroLondonMan
8 weeks ago

Mayfair

Lip service.

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By *ude LawMan
8 weeks ago

Harrogate

Tebay.

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By *ude LawMan
8 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Tebay."

Sorry. Wrong end of the thread.

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By *hechef85Man
8 weeks ago

Mansfield

One service that would be provided is Happy to eat pussy a minimum of three times daily, even happy to do it as an alternative to using an alarm clock

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By *oelMan
8 weeks ago

Midlands, London, Brussels

"What service would you love to be offered for free with absolutely no strings attached?

What service could you offer? "

Many and most things, it's my biggest asset and fault really 🤣

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By *ex HolesMan
8 weeks ago

Up North

A little suck

A Tbag

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster

"A little suck

A Tbag

Im.sure someone will t bag you for free Rex

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By *ornyguy666Man
8 weeks ago

Nottingham

"What service would you love to be offered for free with absolutely no strings attached?

What service could you offer? "

Eating pussy massage cooking spanking

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By *og and MuseCouple
8 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Live in cleaner, driver / PA. In return I could cook

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Could someone please change all my bedding…..and dust…..and hoover…..and cook for me…..?

I make a champion cup of tea 😃✊🏻

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster

"Could someone please change all my bedding…..and dust…..and hoover…..and cook for me…..?

I make a champion cup of tea 😃✊🏻

Bloody hell that sounds like being at home!

I don't drink tes though

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Just be there for me

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By *4DY-FWoman
8 weeks ago

Newcastle

Cuddling. Just a lovely cuddle

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
8 weeks ago

Prestwich

Somebody to clean my house, once a week ideally.

It's a free service right?

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By *ardnutsMan
8 weeks ago

pensby

"Could someone please change all my bedding…..and dust…..and hoover…..and cook for me…..?

I make a champion cup of tea 😃✊🏻

Wow that's hot. You horny fucker you. You little devil.

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster

Free service for me would be someone to do d.i.y and the garden

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By *vonCalling2022Couple
8 weeks ago

Whyteleafe

A proper, professional massage.

Followed by a slow, deep fuck.

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By *idlander134Man
8 weeks ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

Oral. Lick and go, no strings Mistress x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Change my duvet cover. I've got a double bed and a king size duvet and I have to climb into it to make sure the corners are right. I then get lost and end up wandering my house looking like a ghost until I find my way out or the stairs

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By *erry 58Man
8 weeks ago

doncaster

Gardening , landscaping

You choose how to recompense when the job is done

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By *legantEnigmaWoman
8 weeks ago

South of the Watford Gap

I'd love someone to clean and detail my car inside and out once a month.

I can offer quality cuddles in return.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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8 weeks ago

Central

DIY, massage and copious volumes of sex

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By *oreplayer88Man
8 weeks ago

Aberystwyth

Services offered, sage like advice, partner in crime, trained chef and editor.

Services sought, I guess everyone wants to be wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Driver. Hate driving but love being driven with music on.

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By *oots1234Man
8 weeks ago

abergavenny

Threesomes xxxxxxxxx

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
8 weeks ago

East Sussex

I would love to be offered a housework service.

I can offer chatting while drinking coffee

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland

"What service would you love to be offered for free with absolutely no strings attached?

What service could you offer? "

I want to offers the service, where I turn up to your funeral, and basically tell everyone your thoughts that you didnt want to say to prevent arguments

For example, tell your aunt her cooking was shit, or your best friend that you only liked her because you were shaggin her boyfriend

Failing that I could also offer a no filters service. Say your boss has upset you but you dont want to be sacked. I rock up, call him a cunt etc and you cant be sacked because you didnt do anything.

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus

"What service would you love to be offered for free with absolutely no strings attached?

What service could you offer?

I want to offers the service, where I turn up to your funeral, and basically tell everyone your thoughts that you didnt want to say to prevent arguments

For example, tell your aunt her cooking was shit, or your best friend that you only liked her because you were shaggin her boyfriend

Failing that I could also offer a no filters service. Say your boss has upset you but you dont want to be sacked. I rock up, call him a cunt etc and you cant be sacked because you didnt do anything. "

I'd hire you 🤣🤣

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland

"What service would you love to be offered for free with absolutely no strings attached?

What service could you offer?

I want to offers the service, where I turn up to your funeral, and basically tell everyone your thoughts that you didnt want to say to prevent arguments

For example, tell your aunt her cooking was shit, or your best friend that you only liked her because you were shaggin her boyfriend

Failing that I could also offer a no filters service. Say your boss has upset you but you dont want to be sacked. I rock up, call him a cunt etc and you cant be sacked because you didnt do anything.

I'd hire you 🤣🤣"

Theres a reason why ive been called a HR nightmare many times, yet still havent been fired haha.

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By *assage4yourpleasureMan
8 weeks ago

canterbury

Massage therapy, theraputic or sensual, choice is yours! Absolutely love seeing the relief and joy !

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By *itrimmedMan
8 weeks ago

london

"What service would you love to be offered for free with absolutely no strings attached?

What service could you offer? "

Cock draining

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By *inja 636Man
8 weeks ago

Grays

Straight forward companionship

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
8 weeks ago

Reading

Massage. Or a nice meal.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

Gardening services required please.

And I don't mean lady garden.

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By *itty FelouWoman
8 weeks ago

Carlisle

Right now I would like someone to replace my kitchen tap and put up the new lighting in my kitchen and my bathroom.......

So the service I would like is from someone who loves DIY....

Bahahahaha......

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By *ucyLicks51Woman
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

Massages

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster

Service i can offer is I'm pretty good att changing a bed n cuddles

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland

Right now I would like someone to replace my kitchen tap and put up the new lighting in my kitchen and my bathroom.......

So the service I would like is from someone who loves DIY....

Bahahahaha......

Im no plumber, but i know how to work a pipe.... I'll show myself the door 🤦‍♂️😂

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Service i can offer is I'm pretty good att changing a bed n cuddles"

Deal! 👍🏻👍🏻😍

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By *inja 636Man
8 weeks ago

Grays

"Service i can offer is I'm pretty good att changing a bed n cuddles"

Sounds like a good offer

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By *itty FelouWoman
8 weeks ago

Carlisle

"Right now I would like someone to replace my kitchen tap and put up the new lighting in my kitchen and my bathroom.......

So the service I would like is from someone who loves DIY....

Bahahahaha......

Im no plumber, but i know how to work a pipe.... I'll show myself the door 🤦‍♂️😂"

Cheeky so snd so, welcome to come and do the job but only if you bring your coo! 🐮

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland

""Right now I would like someone to replace my kitchen tap and put up the new lighting in my kitchen and my bathroom.......

So the service I would like is from someone who loves DIY....

Bahahahaha......

Im no plumber, but i know how to work a pipe.... I'll show myself the door 🤦‍♂️😂"

Cheeky so snd so, welcome to come and do the job but only if you bring your coo! 🐮"

Theres always a catch 😂... shes on bed rest so cant attend, plus wont really fit in the car haha.

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By *ear_TinkerbellCouple
8 weeks ago

The lost village

Offering myself out for:

Driving, cooking, massage and laundry services.

Thats the willing services offered to trade (nadda is free in this life).

Luckily Tink is amazing at the flip side of chores and tasks.

Teamwork at its finest.

Bear xx

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By *onn8955Man
8 weeks ago

Whitby

Gardening, its a big garden!

And gardening, as long as its a small garden! Lol

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
8 weeks ago

Leeds

Fuck all, get your cash out or ring someone else.

The mr

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

I can offer kissing. I do like kissing.

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By *onn8955Man
8 weeks ago

Whitby

"I can offer kissing. I do like kissing. "

Not had a good snog in ages! How can I go about seeking out these services?

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By *fffunCouple
8 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Cleaning pls and cutting the grass in our 120ft long garden pls

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland

"Cleaning pls and cutting the grass in our 120ft long garden pls"

Can I get a tractor in your garden? Got a massive mower attachment, would do you garden in no time 😂😂

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne

"I can offer kissing. I do like kissing. "

Accepted i like massages

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

"I can offer kissing. I do like kissing.

Not had a good snog in ages! How can I go about seeking out these services? "

Do my gardening lol

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By *ryingitout19Man
8 weeks ago

Wales

I could do with a personal masseuse, on hand to offer massages as and when needed!

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By *idsCouple1Couple
8 weeks ago

Tamworth

I’d love someone to wash and dry my hair for me!!

In return I’ll do your laundry (provided I’m not subjected to skiddy underwear

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By *izandpaulCouple
8 weeks ago

merseyside

"What service would you love to be offered for free with absolutely no strings attached?

What service could you offer? "

Complete house renovation for free.

I'd offer tea and biscuits.

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland

"I can offer kissing. I do like kissing.

Not had a good snog in ages! How can I go about seeking out these services?

Do my gardening lol "

Do me 😉😂

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By *umplayerMan
8 weeks ago

Chester

Rimming or pegging

I could offer anything that was requested apart from anything pop related

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By *ushman500Man
8 weeks ago

Woking

"Rimming or pegging

I could offer anything that was requested apart from anything pop related "

Oh definitely a slow sensual

Blowjob with eye contact and and teasing tongue to x

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By *EAT..85 OP Woman
8 weeks ago

Nottingham

Right now I would like someone to replace my kitchen tap and put up the new lighting in my kitchen and my bathroom.......

So the service I would like is from someone who loves DIY....

Bahahahaha......

I was in Carlisle last week!

I can change light fitments and leaky taps. YouTube has been a great tutor over the years

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

"I can offer kissing. I do like kissing.

Not had a good snog in ages! How can I go about seeking out these services?

Do my gardening lol

Do me 😉😂

What ya gonna do for me? 🤪

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland

Right now I would like someone to replace my kitchen tap and put up the new lighting in my kitchen and my bathroom.......

So the service I would like is from someone who loves DIY....

Bahahahaha......

I was in Carlisle last week!

I can change light fitments and leaky taps. YouTube has been a great tutor over the years

I'll come hold your bum... ladders, i meant ladders, i'll come hold the ladders

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland

"I can offer kissing. I do like kissing.

Not had a good snog in ages! How can I go about seeking out these services?

Do my gardening lol

Do me 😉😂

What ya gonna do for me? 🤪"

As the profile says... best 59 seconds of your life 😂😂

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By *partharmonyCouple
8 weeks ago

Tonbridge

I (Luke) can give piano lessons. Payment should be in cash or boobs.

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By *EAT..85 OP Woman
8 weeks ago

Nottingham

Right now I would like someone to replace my kitchen tap and put up the new lighting in my kitchen and my bathroom.......

So the service I would like is from someone who loves DIY....

Bahahahaha......

I was in Carlisle last week!

I can change light fitments and leaky taps. YouTube has been a great tutor over the years

I'll come hold your bum... ladders, i meant ladders, i'll come hold the ladders"

Have you got big hands?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

"I can offer kissing. I do like kissing.

Not had a good snog in ages! How can I go about seeking out these services?

Do my gardening lol

Do me 😉😂

What ya gonna do for me? 🤪

As the profile says... best 59 seconds of your life 😂😂"

Deal. We might make it stretch to a mahooosive minute 🤪

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland

Right now I would like someone to replace my kitchen tap and put up the new lighting in my kitchen and my bathroom.......

So the service I would like is from someone who loves DIY....

Bahahahaha......

I was in Carlisle last week!

I can change light fitments and leaky taps. YouTube has been a great tutor over the years

I'll come hold your bum... ladders, i meant ladders, i'll come hold the ladders

Have you got big hands?

They're big enough to handle what I need too 😉😉

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland

"I can offer kissing. I do like kissing.

Not had a good snog in ages! How can I go about seeking out these services?

Do my gardening lol

Do me 😉😂

What ya gonna do for me? 🤪

As the profile says... best 59 seconds of your life 😂😂

Deal. We might make it stretch to a mahooosive minute 🤪"

Not making any promises mind, a minute is a long time and requires an extra thrust 😂

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
8 weeks ago

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Wheelie bin cleaning service.

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By *dventurousTraveller69Man
8 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

I think there’s a lot of ‘services’ I’d happily do for ‘free’ but is there some sort of catch involved

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By *cLovin2Man
8 weeks ago

London

I'd want and offer a scrotum unload service. One of our ladies turns up at your front door, "Hi I'm from scrotum unload"

She comes in sucks your cock hard, then proceeds to let the customer unload in his orifice of choice. Before leaving you to get on with your day.

We also offer a dial a dick service for the ladies... 😉

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By *dventurousTraveller69Man
8 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"I'd want and offer a scrotum unload service. One of our ladies turns up at your front door, "Hi I'm from scrotum unload"

She comes in sucks your cock hard, then proceeds to let the customer unload in his orifice of choice. Before leaving you to get on with your day.

We also offer a dial a dick service for the ladies... 😉"

For free?????

Where is the application form 🤣🤣🤣

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By *awtybikerMan
8 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

Decorating services, as I really don’t like doing it.

In return I can do odd jobs and bits of general DIY

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By *asty tatsyMan
8 weeks ago

london

Deep tissue massage my back and shoulders are killing me

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By *tormQueenWoman
8 weeks ago

Manchester

I can offer a complete cleardown of your internet history in the event of you being in a coma

In return i could really do with a depe tissue massage (no not one of those massages 🙄)

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By *olo180Man
8 weeks ago

Greater London

Cleaner and cook

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By *fffunCouple
8 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

"Cleaning pls and cutting the grass in our 120ft long garden pls

Can I get a tractor in your garden? Got a massive mower attachment, would do you garden in no time 😂😂"

Go for it! 😂 Saves me a job

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By *onin25Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

I can make a recommendation when your endlessly browsing the streaming platforms looking for something to watch. Need someone to do it for me as well though.

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By *aughtydealcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal

A massage whenever I want one

Mrs

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

"I can make a recommendation when your endlessly browsing the streaming platforms looking for something to watch. Need someone to do it for me as well though. "

I could give you a few recommendations

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By *onin25Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

"I can make a recommendation when your endlessly browsing the streaming platforms looking for something to watch. Need someone to do it for me as well though.

I could give you a few recommendations

Is it Mrs Browns Boys?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

"I can make a recommendation when your endlessly browsing the streaming platforms looking for something to watch. Need someone to do it for me as well though.

I could give you a few recommendations

Is it Mrs Browns Boys? "

🤭🤭🤭

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By *onin25Man
8 weeks ago

Durham

"I can make a recommendation when your endlessly browsing the streaming platforms looking for something to watch. Need someone to do it for me as well though.

I could give you a few recommendations

Is it Mrs Browns Boys?

🤭🤭🤭"

😡😡😡

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By *onn8955Man
8 weeks ago

Whitby

"I can offer kissing. I do like kissing.

Not had a good snog in ages! How can I go about seeking out these services?

Do my gardening lol "

Sold!! Lol

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

"I can offer kissing. I do like kissing.

Not had a good snog in ages! How can I go about seeking out these services?

Do my gardening lol

Sold!! Lol"

Well that was easy 🤪🤣

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By *ace400Man
8 weeks ago

my back yard

A hugging service I like hugs myself and expect a lot of people do too.

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By *hunky GentMan
8 weeks ago

Bedford

"What service would you love to be offered for free with absolutely no strings attached?

What service could you offer? "

Massage

And

Massage.

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Car service

Check you’ve done my car service service

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By *eedshandymanMan
8 weeks ago

leeds

Clean my place once a week

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By *artorialMan
8 weeks ago

weymouth

Foot massage

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By *atinaChica54Woman
8 weeks ago

Marlborough

"Free service for me would be someone to do d.i.y and the garden

And this⬆️for me please!

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By *ifelover999Man
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne

"Free service for me would be someone to do d.i.y and the garden

And this⬆️for me please!"

Ok address

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