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"My bollocks aren’t very buoyant " Nor mine as it happens | |||
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"I’d need too share a bath with you to confirm this Eva ❤️" You, me and 12” of silicone with bollocks? You’re a brave man Archie | |||
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"Just an interested bystander but I feel photos may help.... "Videos Buoyancy boings to be exact | |||
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Buoyancy boings to be exact "Seconded 😇 | |||
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"Good folks: No, the thread title is not in fact a newly discovered Jane Austin novel, rather I require your input. Through careful scientific observation, I have discerned with interest, that whilst my penis will always bob up merrily to the surface whenever I’m in the bath, my balls seem to prefer to remain submerged below the waterline, a bit like two rather shy, oddly shaped submarines. In the honourable name of science, could you all please provide your penile and bollock buoyancy status when in the bath? Thank you in advance my fine folks 😃😃👍🏻 " Now this might seem a typical dull answer, but I’m theorising from my basic anatomy knowledge: the old penis is largely made up of spongelike tissue that becomes engorged with extra blood supply to create the ‘stiffy’ when required of it. I imagine this tissue is less dense than that of the more solid tissue that makes up the old love spuds and produces the little swimming chaps. So basically a matter of displacement of water compared to volume. Like a steel hulled ship. | |||
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"At last, a thread tackling the real mysteries of fluid dynamics. I can confirm that in my own extensive testing programme (conducted exclusively in a Radox-infused laboratory), the results are as follows: The penis rises nobly to the occasion like a proud periscope scanning for enemy rubber ducks. My balls however, insist on remaining submerged I can only assume this is a matter of ballast distribution." 😂😂😂 I’ve even tried laying on my front in the bath with my legs spread apart to see if the balls doth rise. Alas, they remain as stubbornly insubordinate as ever 🙁 | |||
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"Good folks: No, the thread title is not in fact a newly discovered Jane Austin novel, rather I require your input. Through careful scientific observation, I have discerned with interest, that whilst my penis will always bob up merrily to the surface whenever I’m in the bath, my balls seem to prefer to remain submerged below the waterline, a bit like two rather shy, oddly shaped submarines. In the honourable name of science, could you all please provide your penile and bollock buoyancy status when in the bath? Thank you in advance my fine folks 😃😃👍🏻 Now this might seem a typical dull answer, but I’m theorising from my basic anatomy knowledge: the old penis is largely made up of spongelike tissue that becomes engorged with extra blood supply to create the ‘stiffy’ when required of it. I imagine this tissue is less dense than that of the more solid tissue that makes up the old love spuds and produces the little swimming chaps. So basically a matter of displacement of water compared to volume. Like a steel hulled ship. " 😂😂👍🏻 This sounds scientifically valid. I like to think of my balls as orbs of great wonderment and power which I in turn associate with lead like weight. Indeed, they trump the element of water - rather than being at its mercy, my mighty balls instead displace it 👍🏻👍🏻😜 | |||
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"Just an interested bystander but I feel photos may help.... "😂😂 This could become a thing; Floating Thursday? ….followed by Sunken Saturday? 😜👍🏻 | |||
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"At last, a thread tackling the real mysteries of fluid dynamics. I can confirm that in my own extensive testing programme (conducted exclusively in a Radox-infused laboratory), the results are as follows: The penis rises nobly to the occasion like a proud periscope scanning for enemy rubber ducks. My balls however, insist on remaining submerged I can only assume this is a matter of ballast distribution. 😂😂😂 I’ve even tried laying on my front in the bath with my legs spread apart to see if the balls doth rise. Alas, they remain as stubbornly insubordinate as ever 🙁" You might want to take a photo of that and upload it to your profile  | |||
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"At last, a thread tackling the real mysteries of fluid dynamics. I can confirm that in my own extensive testing programme (conducted exclusively in a Radox-infused laboratory), the results are as follows: The penis rises nobly to the occasion like a proud periscope scanning for enemy rubber ducks. My balls however, insist on remaining submerged I can only assume this is a matter of ballast distribution. 😂😂😂 I’ve even tried laying on my front in the bath with my legs spread apart to see if the balls doth rise. Alas, they remain as stubbornly insubordinate as ever 🙁 You might want to take a photo of that and upload it to your profile "😜 It could be quite artistic; a moody black and white photo showcasing my submerged man-danglers as they lay menacingly just below the surface like two aquatic predators in wait…. | |||
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"In a hot bath … radox or no There is something quite satisfying about stretching your ball sac … primitive childish yes … but satisfying **I avoid fluid mechanics despite making good “water” ( lol) I do not personally add to the depth of the bath . "Oh yes! I myself also love a spot of scrotal stretching. It’s an incredibly relaxing and rewarding hobby. Pulling the soft fleshy fabric out wide and far as though casting a fishing net or else holding open a duvet cover. Sometimes I like to flip it up and over my penis; it looks a bit like tucking it into bed 😁 | |||
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"Just an interested bystander but I feel photos may help....
😂😂 This could become a thing; Floating Thursday? ….followed by Sunken Saturday? 😜👍🏻"Sunken Saturday 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Surely boobies float more than bollocks? Am I overthinking this OP? " Pictures or it doesn't happen | |||
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"Surely boobies float more than bollocks? Am I overthinking this OP? Pictures or it doesn't happen " Let me go run a bath. Check whether my balls float more 🤷♂️ | |||
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"Surely boobies float more than bollocks? Am I overthinking this OP? " My boobs float 🤷♀️ | |||
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"Surely boobies float more than bollocks? Am I overthinking this OP? My boobs float 🤷♀️" I know 😈 | |||
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"Surely boobies float more than bollocks? Am I overthinking this OP? " Not at all; such comparisons and contrasts are always to be commended in my book; ‘tis the beauty of scientific reasoning 😜👍🏻 | |||
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"That would explain why I am so shit at swimming. My massive balls drag me down " It’s a wonder how we chaps can even manage to tread water 😳😳 Wait…..So THAT’S why Leonardo DiCaprio sunk under the waves at the end of Titanic; it wasn’t the cold….. 😱😭😭😭 | |||
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"Surely boobies float more than bollocks? Am I overthinking this OP? " Boobies definitely float | |||
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"Arm bands for bollocks, get me on dragons den now, Peter Jones will love it" Surely you just need a tiny lilo to pop them on 🤷♀️ | |||
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"Arm bands for bollocks, get me on dragons den now, Peter Jones will love it Surely you just need a tiny lilo to pop them on 🤷♀️" And knock them off with one slight swing of the cock? No, needs to be something secure | |||
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"Arm bands for bollocks, get me on dragons den now, Peter Jones will love it Surely you just need a tiny lilo to pop them on 🤷♀️ And knock them off with one slight swing of the cock? No, needs to be something secure " This is a picture that would top the hot list A pair of bollocks wearing bright orange inflatables 🤣🤣 | |||
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"My sack floats "Really? I absolutely must know the secret to get them to float; Mine are dragging along the bottom of the bath tub like an anchor 😭😜 | |||
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 . Someone else can test that theorem as I'm quite attached to mine | |||
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"Tonight's bath experiment, bollocks appear neutrally buoyant although that may change if they were separated from the body . Someone else can test that theorem as I'm quite attached to mine "We need to find some volunteers to sacrifice their scrotums in the honourable name of science…. 😁😁 | |||
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