FabSwingers.com forum: Bad break

By *iolet_Fyre OP Couple
8 weeks ago

Yateley

So this weekend I went and broke my left middle finger with a carpenter’s Mallet and it gets me wondering how many of you Fabbers have broken a bone.

So, what was your worst break and how did you do it?

For me the worst was breaking my humeral head in my left shoulder like a Terry’s Chocolate Orange…did it by tripping over a tree root at full run

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By *ocialablechapMan
8 weeks ago

Paphos and also SW UK

Broke my right fourth finger stopping a football shot when in goal age 10.

Broke base of right thumbs in a rugby scrum age 20

Fortunately I don't think a did any random breaks aged 30 and 40, still a few months of being 50 to go though!

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By *a LunaWoman
8 weeks ago

Wales

Broken both arms lots of times in childhood. Broke a big toe when I got run over, broke a collarbone falling down icy steps outside. My worst break was an ankle, recovery felt like forever and I had to sleep downstairs on a mattress.

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By *viatrixWoman
8 weeks ago

Gatwick

Trimalleolar fracture of my right ankle and severe dislocation.

What saved me was that my talus (the foot socket where the tibia goes in) was completely intact. Some people have to face fusion or amputation if the talar dome is damaged. Considering the force I came down on it, I was super, super lucky and grateful every day that I made a full recovery.

I hope no more broken bones for me today.

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By *anderingArtistMan
8 weeks ago

an abstract world

Nothing too horrendous but I broke my nose as an over-exuberant teen on a trampoline.

Reading some of these I'm glad that's all I've done 😬

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
8 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Only ever broke one (touches all the wood in the world that it never happens again), I say broke, more shattered the humerus head of my right arm, took months and months to recover and I still dont have the same range of movement that I do in my left arm even after all these years.

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By *007ManMan
8 weeks ago

Worthing

Broke toe nails but that's it.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
8 weeks ago

Reading

I was on a walking date with someone I really, really fancied. I tripped on uneven pavement just as my dog raced ahead to lunge at birds. I went crashing down and broke a teeny bony in my wrist. My date had to hold the dog lead while I walked home crying and cradling my poor hand.

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By *tarbeckCouple
8 weeks ago

york

Coccyx twice three ribs and fractured my knee Coccyx was the worst

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By *oeBeansMan
8 weeks ago

Derby

I've been pretty lucky not to have broken or dislocated anything. I used to play cricket so a lot of bruised and sprained fingers but though

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By *ealitybitesMan
8 weeks ago

Belfast

Broken my nose 3 times.

Once when I was 16 and I took on 3 scumbags who broke into a neighbours property.

Then again when I was 17 or 18 and got hit in the face by a door and the third time was a sporting accident when I was 19.

Apart from that I've never broken anything.

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By *az89400Man
8 weeks ago

salford

Broke my arm in 4 place after falling off a ladder was first time id broken anything and hopefully the last as that pain was unreal 😢

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Some clumsy buggers on here !

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By *ink vixenCouple
8 weeks ago

Medway

Broke my back when I fucked up my landing on a paraglider but I was flying again 3 months later!

Stung a bit that one!

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
8 weeks ago

Prestwich

I grew up on a council estate

Broke my wrist playing with a shopping trolly in roller skates on cobbles.

Broke one shoulder playing rugby on concrete.

My other shoulder wrestling on concrete.

I broke my wrist as an adult slipping on a works Christmas party they arranged on a fucking barge in winter, idiots

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland

Worst has to have bern my Sternum, while getting tackled by 2 Fiji rugby players in a bad tackle. (Bot their fault, just wrong time wrong place)

My left shoulder is fun, fractured part of the bone and it hasn't healed properly, I can pop my shoulder in and out freely 😂😂

Ankle isnt fun though, sets the alarms of at airports etc, end up getting a full search all the time, even though I carry the documents to prove it.

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster

My zigomatic bone,cheek bone was the most painful took the longest to heal.

And it was a work related injury I got elbowed in the face by a d*unk guy

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By *artorialMan
8 weeks ago

weymouth

Not confirmed but it's highly likely I've broken a metatarsal and a big toe (separate incidents). A&e looked at the tarsal but said can't do anything, GP friend looked at big toe and said it's broken get yourself to a&e to which (based on previous experience) I said pointless as they won't do anything except splint it to which I can do

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By *he Silver FuxMan
8 weeks ago

Utero

An ethmoid / maxillary sinus fracture from a knee to the face- one side of my nose is not the same as the other now. It was ouchie😢

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By *edR1dingHoodWoman
8 weeks ago

Cumbria

I broke my ankle and heel when out bird watching 🙈😂

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By *oreplayer88Man
8 weeks ago

Aberystwyth

I lost part of my thumb in a taxi door, left the driver with a tip he'll never forget.

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By *abulincsCouple
8 weeks ago

pe129 area

Skull neck collar bones elbows wrists ribs pelvis thighs knees ankles all at once joys of cars pulling out in front of motor bikes

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus

Broke my leg and arm as a child.

Broke my toe a couple of times.

Broke my Tibial plateau at a Schatzker grade 5 which took years to recover from, had to learn how to walk again.

Broke my wrist a couple of years ago

I really live up to my nickname of Calamity Jane 🤦‍♀️

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By *hortieWoman
8 weeks ago

Northampton

"Skull neck collar bones elbows wrists ribs pelvis thighs knees ankles all at once joys of cars pulling out in front of motor bikes "

I bet the first thing you said (after FUUUUUCK) was... 'hows my bike?!?!'

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By *winginsafariMan
8 weeks ago

Mallusk

Broke my wrist and needed surgery on on, the surgery pain was worse than the break

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By *rSuave88Man
8 weeks ago

Mirfield

Touch wood, never broken a bone. Which is surprising considering the type of activities I do on a regular basis.

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By *w91Man
8 weeks ago

15 years ago when I played Sunday league football I got 2 footed (dirty challenge) on my right leg which caused a open fracture on my fibula.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

I've never had any injuries.

Probably cursed myself now

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland

"I've never had any injuries.

Probably cursed myself now

Dont have sex with me then, im the reason someone stays employed in Health and Safety 😂

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
8 weeks ago

belfast

Broken nose.

Got a kicking because scumbags didnt like my tshirt.

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By *orba69Man
8 weeks ago

Doncaster

I have shattered my middle finger, from my knuckle up , a surgeon wanted to amputate it, I pleaded & eventually had it in a splint for 20 weeks… looking back now it should have come off!!

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By *endall_IronbridgeMan
8 weeks ago

Shropshire

Ribs 3 times

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

"I've never had any injuries.

Probably cursed myself now

Dont have sex with me then, im the reason someone stays employed in Health and Safety 😂"

But is it worth the risk? 🤔🤣🤣🤣

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland

"I've never had any injuries.

Probably cursed myself now

Dont have sex with me then, im the reason someone stays employed in Health and Safety 😂

But is it worth the risk? 🤔🤣🤣🤣"

If your asking me, yes

If you ask an ex after her trip to A&E, she'll say yes

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By *ichaelsmyMan
8 weeks ago

douglas

broken leg, fell down some stairs

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By *akedMMan
8 weeks ago

Witney

"Skull neck collar bones elbows wrists ribs pelvis thighs knees ankles all at once joys of cars pulling out in front of motor bikes

I bet the first thing you said (after FUUUUUCK) was... 'hows my bike?!?!' "

Yep I know that one watching my two year old Fireblade sliding up the road with me not far behind. Cars fault

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By *partharmonyCouple
8 weeks ago

Tonbridge

"So this weekend I went and broke my left middle finger with a carpenter’s Mallet and it gets me wondering how many of you Fabbers have broken a bone.

So, what was your worst break and how did you do it?

For me the worst was breaking my humeral head in my left shoulder like a Terry’s Chocolate Orange…did it by tripping over a tree root at full run"

That sounds like some extreme BDSM you were into there.

I (Luke) fractured an ankle when I slipped over in icy weather.

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By *ray_BTWMan
8 weeks ago

Worcester

I must be lucky, never broken anything despite coming off my road bike a few times in the past.

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By *olfandtazCouple
8 weeks ago

Bristol

Worse break was my lower back, fell around 10 meters onto a rock.

Most painful was my collarbone, slept sitting up for several weeks

I wouldnt recommend either

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By *ad NannaWoman
8 weeks ago

East London

I fractured my arm in two places jumping off a low wall.

I was very young and stupid.

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By *ontyboi76Man
8 weeks ago

Pontypridd

Wrist and humerus. Both have nothing no snapped ligaments

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By *dward_TeagueMan
8 weeks ago

wolverhampton

I’ve fractured my skull and broken every finger at one time or another playing cricket. I also dislocated a finger playing cricket and that was more painful than any of the breaks.

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By *urchoicenowCouple
8 weeks ago

Ashford

Oh blimey

Nose twice

Collar bone

Wrist

Thumb

2 fingers

Knee

2 ribs

Numerous toes

Ankle 7 times

Bit accident prone

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By * N Other69Man
8 weeks ago

Rustington

Ribs (twice), nose, Shoulder (twice), big toe. All seperate incidents. All of this is insignificant compared to stomach operation and learning to eat again...

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By *iolet_Fyre OP Couple
8 weeks ago

Yateley

"So this weekend I went and broke my left middle finger with a carpenter’s Mallet and it gets me wondering how many of you Fabbers have broken a bone.

So, what was your worst break and how did you do it?

For me the worst was breaking my humeral head in my left shoulder like a Terry’s Chocolate Orange…did it by tripping over a tree root at full run

That sounds like some extreme BDSM you were into there.

I (Luke) fractured an ankle when I slipped over in icy weather. "

Hah, BDSM would be the last thing we’d be into!

Was taking down a fitted wardrobe

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By *ibiker89Man
8 weeks ago

Thetford

I've had a crush injury to my right thumb I've had a broken arm after a motorbike accident and a broken leg from a shed door falling on it when I was younger

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
8 weeks ago

South Wales

A couple of years ago a massive daddy long legs swooped at me at the top of my stairs and I fell all the way down. Thought I’d got away with it and went to work, realised an hour or so later that I couldn’t get out of my chair and it turned out I’d broken my coccyx. The first and only time I’ve ever broken a bone and my god was it painful for a very long time!!

To add insult to injury it happened on my birthday as well! Xx 😄

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By *hams123Man
8 weeks ago

London

I've never broken a bone. Dislocated parts of my body though. Is that normal?

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By *utsackerMan
8 weeks ago

north east

I’ve been lucky and only broken fingers, the bones that connect the fingers to the wrist, nose and toes. My right hand. The worst was catching my finger in the bar snapper at an old job as it also tore the skin open but sounds more painful than it was

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By *rchie300Man
8 weeks ago

Hamworthy

I’ve broke bones …. All mountain biking because I’m such a rad Dad …. Although the worst one was my little toe , running bare foot from the garden and catching it on my baby’s high chair ……. f**k me did I yelp …… also on the the list is ….wrist , collar bone and ribs twice …. Also smashed my hip and I’ve still got a bump there … apart from that I’m still rocking the Adonis Aura 🤣

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By *lassyRebelMan
8 weeks ago

manchester

Broke my little and ring finger and knuckles in a fight in an ice hockey match punched the guys helmet instead of his face.

Broke my left index finger hitting it with a hammer fitting an exhaust.

My poor hands have had a rough time of it 😂

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By *assy69Man
8 weeks ago

Sussex/Wales

"So this weekend I went and broke my left middle finger with a carpenter’s Mallet and it gets me wondering how many of you Fabbers have broken a bone.

So, what was your worst break and how did you do it?

For me the worst was breaking my humeral head in my left shoulder like a Terry’s Chocolate Orange…did it by tripping over a tree root at full run"

Broke my back about 30 years ago, messing about

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By *G LanaTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Gosport

Smashing my kneecap into 8 major pieces and some minor shrapnel. I t-boned a car that pulled out of a junction directly in front of my scooter (motorbike type) and was thrown over their bonnet hitting my knee on the bikes handlebars on the way through.

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By *reachersdaughterWoman
8 weeks ago

someplace

I broke my wrist few years back, still not entirely sure how. I was so d*unk I didn't realise it happened until I woke up the next morning in agony

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By *ay9971Man
8 weeks ago

Rochdale

Broke my metatarsal on holiday without holiday insurance. It was a painful journey back 😭

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By *issmorganWoman
8 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Ankle many years ago,after a fall.

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By *uperstar76Woman
8 weeks ago

North Lanarkshire

Iv broke the 5th metatarsal bone on both feet.. twice each, but worst break for me was when I fell down icy stairs leg went one way foot went the other.. broke and totally dislocated my ankle and broke my fibula in 2 places

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By *lynJMan
8 weeks ago

Morden

I've managed to make it to 68 without breaking anything. 😳

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By *fellMan
8 weeks ago

The beach surfing

I broke my thumb playing rugby once and needed plated back together.

I also broke my cock once - I know it’s technically not a bone but it slipped out with her on top and got full weight as she descended - felt a crack and couldn’t get hard for a few weeks - still bends there and you can feel the dent…

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By *lackadderMan
8 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Couple of broken ribs, fractured both wrists. All work related..

Just before Christmas I stubbed my right index finger very heavily and I'm pretty sure I've fractured the first joint down to the knuckle. It's been swollen, hot and aching ever since but the nail isn't discoloured so it's at the lower end..

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By *emonochromeMan
8 weeks ago

peterborough

I had a car accident and broke my left ankle and dislocated my right shoulder which left me able to do absolutely naff all for weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Got myself a banana arm fracture being cool (few years ago now) skateboarding

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By *aughtydealcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal

Broke my left arm when I was 12 cartwheeling off a bench

Broke my foot by trapping it in a staircase in my early 20s

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By *lrightthenMan
8 weeks ago

Bradford

Broke my foot under a quarter ton lump of steel. Got 12 grand for it

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By *ermite12ukMan
8 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

Broke my thumb playing football. (About 40 years later almost broke little finger. By losing my balance, moving a printer.)

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By *iolet_Fyre OP Couple
8 weeks ago

Yateley

After all these broken bones I reckon we’ll riddled with arthritis in 20 years

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Broke my shoulder, broke it again doing the physio from the first break. Now got a metal plate in it.

I broke my right leg in three places, my right knee, thirteen ribs and punctured a lung falling down the stairs

Ended up in a comma for three and half weeks

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Broke my shoulder, broke it again doing the physio from the first break. Now got a metal plate in it.

I broke my right leg in three places, my right knee, thirteen ribs and punctured a lung falling down the stairs

Ended up in a comma for three and half weeks"

I’m glad that came to a full stop and you made a good recovery.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"Broke my shoulder, broke it again doing the physio from the first break. Now got a metal plate in it.

I broke my right leg in three places, my right knee, thirteen ribs and punctured a lung falling down the stairs

Ended up in a comma for three and half weeks

I’m glad that came to a full stop and you made a good recovery. "

Oh Steve 🤭

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By *izzy.Woman
8 weeks ago

Stoke area

Broke my wrist in two places when I had a blowout driving up the M6 and fought to control the vehicle.

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Broke my shoulder, broke it again doing the physio from the first break. Now got a metal plate in it.

I broke my right leg in three places, my right knee, thirteen ribs and punctured a lung falling down the stairs

Ended up in a comma for three and half weeks

I’m glad that came to a full stop and you made a good recovery.

Oh Steve 🤭"

Oh, a spanking offence, I’m sure

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By *rSuave88Man
8 weeks ago

Mirfield

Drink more milk folks 👍🏽🥛

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

"Broke my shoulder, broke it again doing the physio from the first break. Now got a metal plate in it.

I broke my right leg in three places, my right knee, thirteen ribs and punctured a lung falling down the stairs

Ended up in a comma for three and half weeks

I’m glad that came to a full stop and you made a good recovery. "
Your such a twat

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Broke my shoulder, broke it again doing the physio from the first break. Now got a metal plate in it.

I broke my right leg in three places, my right knee, thirteen ribs and punctured a lung falling down the stairs

Ended up in a comma for three and half weeks

I’m glad that came to a full stop and you made a good recovery. Your such a twat

Warm, open and welcoming

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By *hams123Man
8 weeks ago

London

"Broke my shoulder, broke it again doing the physio from the first break. Now got a metal plate in it.

I broke my right leg in three places, my right knee, thirteen ribs and punctured a lung falling down the stairs

Ended up in a comma for three and half weeks

I’m glad that came to a full stop and you made a good recovery.

Oh Steve 🤭

Oh, a spanking offence, I’m sure

Go on Steve! 😂

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

"Broke my shoulder, broke it again doing the physio from the first break. Now got a metal plate in it.

I broke my right leg in three places, my right knee, thirteen ribs and punctured a lung falling down the stairs

Ended up in a comma for three and half weeks

I’m glad that came to a full stop and you made a good recovery. Your such a twat

Warm, open and welcoming

"
Not to you its not

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By *oozleMan
8 weeks ago

high wycombe

I broke both my legs when I was a toddler falling down the stairs, was in hospital for a few weeks apparently, used to have nightmares of falling down them until I was about 8 if I recall.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"Broke my shoulder, broke it again doing the physio from the first break. Now got a metal plate in it.

I broke my right leg in three places, my right knee, thirteen ribs and punctured a lung falling down the stairs

Ended up in a comma for three and half weeks

I’m glad that came to a full stop and you made a good recovery.

Oh Steve 🤭

Oh, a spanking offence, I’m sure

Would please your colon I'm sure. Or give you a semi.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

"Broke my shoulder, broke it again doing the physio from the first break. Now got a metal plate in it.

I broke my right leg in three places, my right knee, thirteen ribs and punctured a lung falling down the stairs

Ended up in a comma for three and half weeks

I’m glad that came to a full stop and you made a good recovery.

Oh Steve 🤭

Oh, a spanking offence, I’m sure

Would please your colon I'm sure. Or give you a semi."
Please dont encourage him although you are slightly amusing

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By *rAitchMan
8 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I broke my tibia lengthways when I got knocked off my bike, and broke most of the bones in my right foot when I got run over by a 6-tonne forklift truck at work and my steel toecap crushed. That smarted a tad.

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
8 weeks ago

I think I’ve broken most of my fingers on numerous occasions and knuckles

I don’t really count them as breakages as they don’t do anything for them at best you may get a split and a plaster and cracked a few ribs again they don’t do anything for them !

But although I’ve had several quite serious accidents in my life most have been dislocated joints or nasty open wounds or both at same time

The only bone I’ve ever truly broken is the cuboid bone in the ankle

And that only because there’s a screw from a previous plate in it !

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By *ittleteaseWoman
8 weeks ago

Norfolk

Broke my collarbone when I was 2 fell off a chair. Broke my little finger punching a wall and got my rib bone popped when having sex that was the worst

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
8 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

"So this weekend I went and broke my left middle finger with a carpenter’s Mallet and it gets me wondering how many of you Fabbers have broken a bone.

So, what was your worst break and how did you do it?

For me the worst was breaking my humeral head in my left shoulder like a Terry’s Chocolate Orange…did it by tripping over a tree root at full run"

Ouch! And ouch!

I broke my ankle....Trimalleolar break, all 3 bones snapped ....nearly lost my foot, had to have it plated and pinned

Went to step up into the minibus after a night out, it was icy and I fell back trapping my foot in between the bus tyre and pavement, heard a loud crack and knew I'd done some damage....

Relocation of the dislocation....twice. The most pain I had ever felt...

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
8 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

"So this weekend I went and broke my left middle finger with a carpenter’s Mallet and it gets me wondering how many of you Fabbers have broken a bone.

So, what was your worst break and how did you do it?

For me the worst was breaking my humeral head in my left shoulder like a Terry’s Chocolate Orange…did it by tripping over a tree root at full run

Ouch! And ouch!

I broke my ankle....Trimalleolar break, all 3 bones snapped ....nearly lost my foot, had to have it plated and pinned

Went to step up into the minibus after a night out, it was icy and I fell back trapping my foot in between the bus tyre and pavement, heard a loud crack and knew I'd done some damage....

Relocation of the dislocation....twice. The most pain I had ever felt...

And no, I don't drink by choice, someone had spiked my drinks that night

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
8 weeks ago

Barnstaple

Fractured sternum and ribs - motorbike accident

Not just broken but sheared the end of my coccyx off when I fell down the stairs from top to bottom 20 years ago. It still hurts to sit down for long periods of time. Damaged both shoulders and my T8 in the same fall (missed the glass door at the bottom of the stairs)

Always covered in bruises due to the job. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Crawley Down

When I was about 8 i got hairline factures of my upeer jaw in three places, where my front teeth got removed, my lower jaw in two places, I broke my nose and hand damage to the bones around my cheeks. All be cause a car drivet didn't see me and knocked me off my bike.

I broke a metacarpal bone in my left hand, when trying to remove a n axle nut on my motorbike. I had all my weight on the spenner when it slipped, I sort of punched the ground and herd a crunched as it happened

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By *reya73Woman
8 weeks ago

Whitley Bay

Aw Op .. you have my sympathy. I crushed my middle finger when a rock dropped on it..the most painful thing ever for just a finger!!!

Collar bone at the shoulder- pinned and plated bone graft from my hip. Nose. Arm. Toe nasty angle. Suffered a broken heart a few times too

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By *arpe_diem36Man
8 weeks ago

york

I broke both of my wrist 3 time each

I broke my last 3 toes on right foot

I broke my left foot 2 times

I broke my 4th right hand finger

All of them on football aggressive childhood time haha

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
8 weeks ago

Portstewart

I've never broken any bone thankfully but hubby on the other hand was a complete disaster growing up and from breaking his first bone at 3 years old he has broken about 120 bones throughout the years

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
8 weeks ago

Lansing

Only broke one bone and it was my collarbone. I was a toddler and apparently was playing under a blanket when my brother jumped on top thinking I was our other brother.

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By *rGuyMan
8 weeks ago

Croydon

I’ve broken a few of my fingers, had a broken wrist and had a fractured skull but by far the worst was having broken ribs

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By *ornyguy666Man
8 weeks ago

Nottingham

Broken heart 💔

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By *ldbikerider6Man
8 weeks ago

Sheffield

Mine was in my early 20s on a Motorbike off roading in an old quarry.

Broke my left arm. Compound break to the Radius and Ulna also broke the end of the Ulna. I had 2 plates 14 screws a pin in the Ulna and around 90 staples.

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