FabSwingers.com forum: What's the funniest insult from here...

By *atinaChica54 OP Woman
9 weeks ago

Marlborough

After politely declining someone's invitation to participate in some fornication, I was met with the usual flannel of "I didn't like you anyway" 🙄🥱 & got told I look like a penguin!🐧That did tickle this little Pingu!🤭

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By *cottish guy 555Man
9 weeks ago

London

That's an odd one. I've never fancied a penguin before.

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By *hat.coupleCouple
9 weeks ago

Kent

"That's an odd one. I've never fancied a penguin before.

Never really had abuse on here to be fair, but i have men blocked so that probably explains it.

Mrs x

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
9 weeks ago

Round the bend

That I was bit overweight for his liking but he'd come round on Saturday between 1pm-2pm and fuck my cunt or shit box

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By *ynamicnatureMan
9 weeks ago

Doncaster

I was 20min late calling a lady on here, so she sent me a lovely message saying that I was far to old and skinny anyway.

I wished her all the best and left it at that, 😊

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
9 weeks ago

Round the bend

"That I was bit overweight for his liking but he'd come round on Saturday between 1pm-2pm and fuck my cunt or shit box

And this was an opening message! Not a reply 🙈

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By *aySmilerMan
9 weeks ago

Berkshire

"After politely declining someone's invitation to participate in some fornication, I was met with the usual flannel of "I didn't like you anyway" 🙄🥱 & got told I look like a penguin!🐧That did tickle this little Pingu!🤭"

I would definitely love to tickle your Pingu till it came.... home with me lol..

I refused a visit to one couples house and they got very racist and said didnt realise i wasnt white !!! even after sharing pics lol

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By *eyeYCouple
9 weeks ago

Nr Leicester

Got told we "weren't all that" and "up ourselves" on politely declining a couple.. 🤣🤔

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By *atinaChica54 OP Woman
9 weeks ago

Marlborough

"That I was bit overweight for his liking but he'd come round on Saturday between 1pm-2pm and fuck my cunt or shit box

Charmed I'm sure!😏

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
9 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Fat.... no shit sherlock I own a mirror 😂😂

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
9 weeks ago

Reading

I arranged a social meet with someone but had to cancel because one of us had an awful cold. We rearranged but the day before when I sent him a message to say I was looking forward to seeing him the next day he responded to say he wasn't sure if he was looking forward to meeting me so he was thinking of cancelling. Oh, I said. That's a shame but okay. Good luck with everything.

He wrote back with a bunch of laughing emojis and told me my narcissistic response confirmed his misgivings about me????

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
9 weeks ago

Lancashire

"That I was bit overweight for his liking but he'd come round on Saturday between 1pm-2pm and fuck my cunt or shit box

And this was an opening message! Not a reply 🙈"

😂😂😂

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By *avexxMan
9 weeks ago

cheshire

"That I was bit overweight for his liking but he'd come round on Saturday between 1pm-2pm and fuck my cunt or shit box

And this was an opening message! Not a reply 🙈

😂😂😂"
..bloody hell

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By *aySmilerMan
9 weeks ago

Berkshire

"I arranged a social meet with someone but had to cancel because one of us had an awful cold. We rearranged but the day before when I sent him a message to say I was looking forward to seeing him the next day he responded to say he wasn't sure if he was looking forward to meeting me so he was thinking of cancelling. Oh, I said. That's a shame but okay. Good luck with everything.

He wrote back with a bunch of laughing emojis and told me my narcissistic response confirmed his misgivings about me???? "

From what i see with your profile .. his loss and hopefully someone elses gain. One needs to laugh at the immaturity of alot of people x

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By *eauNaturelMan
9 weeks ago

Mortonhampstead for a few days

I'd never insult anyone one OP. Fab works s for fun, being rude would stress me out and I'm only here to enjoy myself so I would never indulge in such behaviour.

If someone told me that I wasn't for them, I'd just block hem, not out of spite but simply so that they don't appear on my searches.

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By *oozleMan
9 weeks ago

high wycombe

As above, I never insult anyone or get insults back, just stay friendly and commanding to those I know!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
9 weeks ago

Markfield

Something along the lines of being a toothless whore which made me chuckle as I don’t have face pics on here and hadn’t shared any so it’s only from my own jokey description the would have decided I don’t have any teeth (for the record, I have plenty). And I definitely don’t charge.

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By *infullyObedientWoman
9 weeks ago

Woodley

That he was way out of my league and I wouldnt get a second look off fab and men only wanted to fuck someone as fat as me because im easy and they will fuck anything

This was after about 15 messages from him telling me how much he wanted to meet me and how great I looked in my pics. When I politely decline him I was suddenly fat and ugly 🤣

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
9 weeks ago

Markfield

"I'd never insult anyone one OP. Fab works s for fun, being rude would stress me out and I'm only here to enjoy myself so I would never indulge in such behaviour.

If someone told me that I wasn't for them, I'd just block hem, not out of spite but simply so that they don't appear on my searches. "

That’s the way to do it

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
9 weeks ago

Chester

I got told that I insulted someone's intelligence who I was chatting too, never met them, when I told them I played with a guy in a club that I attended with my husband

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By *avexxMan
9 weeks ago

cheshire

woman sent me a message saying she liked the bod and the way i dressed my type of man.. i thanked her and said i come the forums for a bit of fun, her reply was you old bastard your just the same as all men on here you wanker then blocked me

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
9 weeks ago

Round the bend

"That I was bit overweight for his liking but he'd come round on Saturday between 1pm-2pm and fuck my cunt or shit box

And this was an opening message! Not a reply 🙈

😂😂😂..bloody hell"

It's not funny, Dave.

He's late 🙄⌚

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By *tormchasingCouple
9 weeks ago

Brighton

Got told we are definitely way older than we say we are, he could tell from our body shots 🤷 Our ages are accurate, and we didn't think we looked older until this was said...

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
9 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

The one where I got told .. oh great, all the attractive people have turned me down and now you're turning me down too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *avexxMan
9 weeks ago

cheshire

"Got told we are definitely way older than we say we are, he could tell from our body shots 🤷 Our ages are accurate, and we didn't think we looked older until this was said..."
... ive been told this a few times

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By *ammytartWoman
9 weeks ago

Athens

I got called a boring cunt for not wanting to speak to someone.. Clearly made a terrible decision there eh!!

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
9 weeks ago

South Wales

I’ve been told that I look a bit rough in my pics! Xx 😄

Also someone I politely declined told me his girlfriend was way hotter and younger anyhow so he didn’t need me! Xx 😄😄

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By *ib.Man
9 weeks ago

Hampshire

I honestly don't think I've received any abuse.

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By *rchie300Man
9 weeks ago

Hamworthy

My particular favourite is ….. if you don’t like my face …..maybe a paper bag over your head …. And one over mine …….. Incase yours falls off 👍…..

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By *rasshopper201Man
9 weeks ago

kendal

"Fat.... no shit sherlock I own a mirror 😂😂"
that’s my go to saying no shit Sherlock

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By *llNatural36FWoman
9 weeks ago

Denbighshire

Got told I’m a fat cunt and a walking red flag because I don’t have kids and haven’t been married. All because I wouldn’t send a face pic or accept his friend request oh and my verifications are fake allegedly

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By *parkle1974Woman
9 weeks ago

Leeds

That I was a man...yet 2 messages previously I was hot as fuck 🤣🤣🤣

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By *hinstrapMan
9 weeks ago

sheffield

Dont think I've been insulted yet. I feel all left out. Someone drop an insult to my inbox plz

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By *uperstar76Woman
9 weeks ago

North Lanarkshire

After politely declining a guy whod sent umpteen messages from various different profiles i was told to catch covid and die

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By *ylvieMWoman
9 weeks ago

Aylesbury

I have had a few recently, my faves include.. politely declining someone who was messaging me repeatedly, they were objectively very attractive, but the messages put me off, was told I was delusional for not wanting to meet them.

I said no to someone else, they told me they were going to going to tell my husband and said my real name was something else (not mine) so it sounded like they were looking me up on other sites, but got the wrong person. Can only hope they didnt message someone else.

Again I said no, kept messaging, I nicely said I didnt want to continue the conversation. Was told I was too blunt and rude lol.

Can't win

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By *hinstrapMan
9 weeks ago

sheffield

"After politely declining a guy whod sent umpteen messages from various different profiles i was told to catch covid and die

What a lovely bloke

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Durham

I went from “ you’re absolutely gorgeous “ to “ you’re just a bloke in a frock” after a polite no thank you x

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By *exxyyDy11Man
9 weeks ago

North West

Someone said because of my freckles and physique. I'm like a Jaguar. When I said sorry not what I'm looking for. She then said she hopes a Lion, a Jaguar and a Crocodlile rips me to shreds. And then went into detail about what a Crocodile should do to me.

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By *JUltraCouple
9 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Cant be worse than the abuse I give myself, when I see all the fellas looking like underwear models on here.

Its like an Ibiza pool party around here.

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By *oreplayer88Man
9 weeks ago

Aberystwyth

I've not been insulted nor have I insulted anyone else. "If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all".

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Inkeeping with the penguin theme - I've had "fat penguin" and my personal favourite.. "beetle-bonnet belly"

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
9 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Someone said because of my freckles and physique. I'm like a Jaguar. When I said sorry not what I'm looking for. She then said she hopes a Lion, a Jaguar and a Crocodlile rips me to shreds. And then went into detail about what a Crocodile should do to me."

What the actual fuck?!

talk about sour grapes!

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By *exxyyDy11Man
9 weeks ago

North West

What the actual fuck?!

talk about sour grapes!"

I was impressed at the thought I won't lie 😂😂

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
9 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

What the actual fuck?!

talk about sour grapes!

I was impressed at the thought I won't lie 😂😂"

You'll have to tell me sometime! 🤣🤣

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By *parkle1974Woman
9 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm invested in this....what should've the crocodile have done?.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
9 weeks ago

North West

What the actual fuck?!

talk about sour grapes!

I was impressed at the thought I won't lie 😂😂

You'll have to tell me sometime! 🤣🤣"

Will do. And I was even given a link to a YouTube BBC Earth scene showing crocodiles killing an animal. I was like wow. This is dedication 😂😂

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
9 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I'm invested in this....what should've the crocodile have done?."

Bitten him to pieces and made it snappy 🤣

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By *exxyyDy11Man
9 weeks ago

North West

I'm invested in this....what should've the crocodile have done?."

So basically she said she the crocodile should have pushed me under the water. Whilst taking junks of flesh off me. And then she hopes other crocodiles join in for a feast.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
9 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

What the actual fuck?!

talk about sour grapes!

I was impressed at the thought I won't lie 😂😂

You'll have to tell me sometime! 🤣🤣

Will do. And I was even given a link to a YouTube BBC Earth scene showing crocodiles killing an animal. I was like wow. This is dedication 😂😂"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
9 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I'm invested in this....what should've the crocodile have done?.

So basically she said she the crocodile should have pushed me under the water. Whilst taking junks of flesh off me. And then she hopes other crocodiles join in for a feast. "

Good grief!

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By *infullyObedientWoman
9 weeks ago

Woodley

What the actual fuck?!

talk about sour grapes!

I was impressed at the thought I won't lie 😂😂

You'll have to tell me sometime! 🤣🤣

Will do. And I was even given a link to a YouTube BBC Earth scene showing crocodiles killing an animal. I was like wow. This is dedication 😂😂"

Wow that is dedication. They really wanted you to know how the croc would finish you off 🤣

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
9 weeks ago

Merseyside

After declining a guy many times he said I was onto 6/10 and that cos he was single he had better morales than we did as a married couple 🤣 so upset by both remarks … not haha

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By *exxyyDy11Man
9 weeks ago

North West

What the actual fuck?!

talk about sour grapes!

I was impressed at the thought I won't lie 😂😂

You'll have to tell me sometime! 🤣🤣

Will do. And I was even given a link to a YouTube BBC Earth scene showing crocodiles killing an animal. I was like wow. This is dedication 😂😂

Wow that is dedication. They really wanted you to know how the croc would finish you off 🤣"

Where is Crocodile Dundee when you need him? 😂

Honestly I wasn't even mad. It was hilarious 😂

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
9 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

What the actual fuck?!

talk about sour grapes!

I was impressed at the thought I won't lie 😂😂

You'll have to tell me sometime! 🤣🤣

Will do. And I was even given a link to a YouTube BBC Earth scene showing crocodiles killing an animal. I was like wow. This is dedication 😂😂

Wow that is dedication. They really wanted you to know how the croc would finish you off 🤣

Where is Crocodile Dundee when you need him? 😂

Honestly I wasn't even mad. It was hilarious 😂"

I now have images of your crocs trying to trip you up 🤣

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By *atinaChica54 OP Woman
9 weeks ago

Marlborough

What the actual fuck?!

talk about sour grapes!

I was impressed at the thought I won't lie 😂😂

You'll have to tell me sometime! 🤣🤣

Will do. And I was even given a link to a YouTube BBC Earth scene showing crocodiles killing an animal. I was like wow. This is dedication 😂😂

Wow that is dedication. They really wanted you to know how the croc would finish you off 🤣

Where is Crocodile Dundee when you need him? 😂

Honestly I wasn't even mad. It was hilarious 😂"

This whole Crocodile saga is fascinating!🐊🐊🤣🤣🤣

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By *issmorganWoman
9 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

I once was a frigid bitch, when I declined a man years ago, because I didn't find him or his message attractive.

Despite me having verifications from other meets lol.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Chichester

I get similar from couples when I decline. The predictable. You are just a silly gay fag etc usual man card / homophobic tantrum , they always block as well to stop a reply back

I just usually share the text on one of my comical profiles of dickhead of day award

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By *earditallWoman
9 weeks ago

Lancaster

Thats brilliant I got called a whopper and I get called a gobshite a lot

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
9 weeks ago

cirencester

"Thats brilliant I got called a whopper and I get called a gobshite a lot "

A whopper what?

Like a Big Mac patty between 2 baps?

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By *dinson1983Man
9 weeks ago

travel for work

I got told that "i bet you smell like cheap sausages"

😂😂😂😂

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By *elvetNeuronWoman
9 weeks ago

Risa, Beta Quadrant

Apparently I wouldn't get ridden into battle along with other insults when I wouldn't share a face picture on the first message 😄

Funnily enough this was nearly 6 months ago and he still isn't verified by anyone.

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
9 weeks ago

Lancashire

Haha, some of these are wild! You definitely need a thick skin on here sometimes.

I won’t share mine as they’ve all lacked creativity 🙄

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
9 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I got told that "i bet you smell like cheap sausages"

😂😂😂😂"

The names mond, rich mond 🤣🤣🤣

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By *allDarkTypeMan
9 weeks ago

Lancs/ Manc/ South East

I’ve been spared so far, but some of these are savage 😕

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By *vaRoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

There’s the usual insults when they’ve been turned down but my favourites aren’t insults as such.

One guy went out of his way to send a 3 paragraph diatribe as an opening message about the fact I’m not meeting. He signed off with

“Good day madam”

“I say GOOD DAY”

And blocked me 🤣🤣🤣

My other favourite is that I look like Edna Mode from the incredibles 😍

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By *uperstar76Woman
9 weeks ago

North Lanarkshire

"After politely declining a guy whod sent umpteen messages from various different profiles i was told to catch covid and die

What a lovely bloke

Oh i kno lol

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By *ealitybitesMan
9 weeks ago

Belfast

I passed on a woman in a kiss, fuck, pass thread and one of her friends messaged to say I was an idiot and an absolute pick.

Very confusing. Which was it?

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman
9 weeks ago

Essex

I once received

“Skank”

Nothing else. Never had any prior messaging.

Then he immediately blocked me.

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By *iltsguy38Man
9 weeks ago

swindon

Can’t say I have ever had any abuse and certainly have, and will, not give any.

Some of these are down right nasty and others are quite entertaining

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By *eacher_sirMan
9 weeks ago

Ipswich

[Removed by poster at 21/02/26 20:48:32]

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By *eacher_sirMan
9 weeks ago

Ipswich

I don't see it, they must quackers

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By *sername CoupleCouple
9 weeks ago

Scarbs

Not really an insult but have been accused of being a fake couples profile by clearly fake couples profiles a few times.

“I’d love to lend you my hubby”

Yeah right, jog on!!

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

I'm fortunate I haven't received any insults and I don't give any.

Some of the ones above are really nasty and a few are funny. I hope you are all ok. Health is wealth, including mental health.

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By *illabongboy1971Man
8 weeks ago

Penicuik

I'd rather guide my dad into my mum

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By *bwwifesharerCouple
8 weeks ago

Coventry

After a polite no thanks, we were met with “you’re rough as fuck anyway, i only messaged to give you a pity shag”

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By *iss SinWoman
8 weeks ago

Portchester

Always an insult around weight

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By *isterMushroomMan
8 weeks ago

Warrington

When I get an insult, it’s usually about the look and shape of my cock. I get asked what’s happened to my bell end.

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By *alm_one4Man
8 weeks ago

Close To The Edge, Down Bi The River

I have to say, outside of the general rudeness and further degradation of Men on here (as it seems to be mostly Guys who send the insults), some of these are quite funny and show a remarkable imagination! Someone needs to write a book along the lines of the Tinder quotes book.

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By *ouncerbiscuitMan
8 weeks ago

nottingham

Had a woman go an have full on character a assassination on me I only messaged hello too see if she had any interest was really nasty swearing an ranting huge message

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