FabSwingers.com forum: Change a film title part 2

By *layfullsam OP Man
9 weeks ago

Solihull

Simply Change, add or remove one letter from a movie title to create a whole new film

With a description if you can

E. the story of an alien trying to find a working bt phone box after taking to much ecstasy at a rave

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By *ensuallover1000Man
9 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Silence Of The Limbs: After sitting in an awkward position for too long, a random dude gets cramp in his legs….and falls over.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
9 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wanchorman: Ron Burgundy is sacked from his top TV job after masturbating live on air.

(It’s a short film but with a protracted masturbation scene)

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By *KTim61Man
9 weeks ago

Tipton

Ricky - a boxer from the slums comes good

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By *ensuallover1000Man
9 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Shite Club: Edward Norton stars as a chap who befriends a sentient, talking turd.

Spoiler: In a major twist finale, it turns out to be all in his head as the turd is in fact, just a regular one and has been laying inertly in Norton’s toilet the whole time.

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By *verageHoesCouple
9 weeks ago

Bessacarr

The Curious Case of Benjamin Mutton

A pixar musical about a sheep who ages backwards

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By *ensuallover1000Man
9 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

School Of Cock: A wannabe rock star who has just been ignominiously kicked out of his band decides to embark on a career in the gay porn industry…

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By *verageHoesCouple
9 weeks ago

Bessacarr

Full Metal Jacket Potatoe

A pragmatic Irish farmer observes the degenerating effects of the brutal potatoe famine

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By *ockdownlickdownMan
9 weeks ago

paisley

Bridge in the river Kwai

Colonel Nicholson becomes obsessed with building it perfectly. But he didn't.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
9 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Withering Heights: Heathcliff is unfortunate enough to contract Necrotizing fasciitis….or possibly Leprosy - I don’t actually know which as I left the cinema in disgust at this dismally depressing film.

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By *ude LawMan
9 weeks ago

Harrogate

Harold and Fraud

Harold, a young man obsessed with death, changes his perspective after he is catfished by a hairy-arsed truck driver posing as a lively and elderly woman, who teaches him how to live life to the fullest.

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By *ude LawMan
9 weeks ago

Harrogate

Oh! What A Lovely VAR

World War breaks out after groups of young British working-class men riot following a dodgy offside decision.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
9 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Boner Tomahawk: Armed with nothing but his mighty schlong, Kurt Russell fights off a tribe of cannibals in this rather exciting Western/horror/porn hybrid movie.

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By *ockdownlickdownMan
9 weeks ago

paisley

"Oh! What A Lovely VAR

World War breaks out after groups of young British working-class men riot following a dodgy offside decision."

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By *ensuallover1000Man
9 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

3:40 To Yuma: In this classic Western, the titular train turns up a full thirty minutes late resulting in our heroes getting killed whilst waiting on the platform.

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By *iCurvCPLCouple
9 weeks ago

Newport

Womb raider

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By *verageHoesCouple
9 weeks ago

Bessacarr

Glumdog Millionaire

A stray Romanian dog is down on luck and is struggling to be re-homed, until one day, his luck changes...

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
9 weeks ago

Ryde

Cack To The Future.

A terrifying journey through time in a Delorean which leaves skid-marks...

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By *ay_uk2Man
9 weeks ago

Birmingham

Lord of the rinks

Groundhog Gay

Avengers End Gape

Toy Store

Indiana Jones raider of the lost arm

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By *layfullsam OP Man
9 weeks ago

Solihull

Pilates of the Caribbean

Trying to keep flexible and fit on an old wooden sailing ship in between pillaging

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By *enial PandaMan
9 weeks ago

the sticks, back of beyond

Pie Rates of the Carribean, The Greggs guide to pastry products.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
9 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Top Pun -

The higher the joke,

the deeper the laugh

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By *enial PandaMan
9 weeks ago

the sticks, back of beyond

Mend it like Beckham - Aspiring footballer moonlights as a mechanic to make ends meet

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By *iking_on_a_bikeMan
9 weeks ago

marlborough

When Harry met Sully

A chance encounter between a graduate and a commercial pilot culminates in a short-term friendship. But when they have to ditch a plane in the Hudson River, they are forced to deal with how they feel about each other

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By *enial PandaMan
9 weeks ago

the sticks, back of beyond

"When Harry met Sully

I thought you were going to go with Monsters Inc there!

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
9 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Mop Gun.

The story of a cleaner turned CIA who assassinates his targets with a gun disguised as a mop. Despite his impeccable record as an assassin, he is inexplicably targeted by the very organisation he worked for. As the story continues, our hero uncovers a conspiracy that involves communists, high ranking CIA agents, and an ineffective cleaning spray.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
9 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Inglorious Bastards. (grammar-Nªzi's remake Tarantino's classic WWII romp just so they can spell the title properly)

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
9 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Paws

A seaside town is terrorised by a kitten

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By *olo180Man
9 weeks ago

Greater London

Shallow Gravy

3 Flat mates don’t have enough Bisto to cover their roast potatoes.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
9 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Raiders of the lost park.

Yogi bear is called one more time to defend Jellystone Park from the Nazis.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Saturday Night Never

The highlight of a handsome young New Yorker's week is staying on Saturday with a pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

The Laybykillers

Terrifying slasher flick set along the truck stops of the A14.

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By *ampireLoveMan
9 weeks ago

Essex

Fatman - caped crusader saving people from high calorie meals and complex carbs!

His sidekick is Gobin’. Spits in all food that is bad for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Lost in Tranistion

A young woman and jaded older man bond over their gender identity at a Tokyo sex reassignment clinic.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

22 Dump Street

Buddy cop film where two detectives go undercover to investigate who's not picking up their dog poo.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

No Country for Cold Men

Feature length remake of hit TV show Benidorm.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

The Lives of Otters

Heartwarming tale of rewilding in the former East Germany.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

The Mug

Jason Statham stars as a former Marine on the hunt for a giant porcelain cup who is sentient. What does it want? To destroy the world's supply of tea and coffee. This isn't any old mug. This is the biggest mug.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

The Solar Express

A group of billionaires, politicians and social media influencers embark on a space journey to enter the Sun. They livestream the event for the world to see. What could go wrong?

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

Nappy Gilmore

Adam Sandler stars as a failed hockey player with anger management issues who needs to raise enough money to save his grandmother's house from being repossessed. He discovers he's a natural at raising children and becomes a Nanny for the rich. Will he be able to control his temper or will it boil over?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
9 weeks ago

Leeds

Shawshark redemption.

It’s about a great white the breaks out of sea world after being wrongly accused of eating a fisherman.

The mr

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By *igRonnieMan
9 weeks ago

Measham

Happy gilfmore

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By *ensuallover1000Man
9 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Shartnado: A small coastal town in America is besieged with the dreaded Norovirus….

….and a shortage of toilet paper, just to make matters worse!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Chichester

Shaving private Ryan

I mean we can all guess when it’s going

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By *n the cloudsMan
9 weeks ago

warlingham

Forrest Gimp

A simple man goes through life meeting extraordinary people in a latex suit before being returned to his cage each evening.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
9 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Raging Bill: Biopic of a certain former US President who most definitely did not have sexual relations with a certain woman….but then remembers that he in fact did…..although in his heart he did not….

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By *aughtyinbed2024Man
9 weeks ago

belfast

shagging private Ryan

What really happened in the trenches full horny young men

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By *aughtyinbed2024Man
9 weeks ago

belfast

The vatman

Getting screwed over by a joker at mackro checkout adding 20% on to your bill

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By *n the cloudsMan
9 weeks ago

warlingham

Nightmare on Elf street.

Santa desperately tries to keep his workforce calm during the busiest time of year

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By *igRonnieMan
9 weeks ago

Measham

"Shaving private Ryan

I mean we can all guess when it’s going

Your naughty

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By *n the cloudsMan
9 weeks ago

warlingham

Nuns on the rum

Pissed up nuns causing chaos

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By *aughtyinbed2024Man
9 weeks ago

belfast

Cumface

Michelle Pfeiffer gets plastered

Say hello to my little friend

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By *ifelover999Man
9 weeks ago

Eastbourne

The good the sad and the ugly

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

Hole Alone

One man's struggles as he is single on Christmas day. Everything is closed and all he has to keep him company is a toilet brush.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
9 weeks ago

Solihull

Argos

Ben Affleck helps some US citizens escape from a British catalogue shop

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By *ilverjagMan
9 weeks ago

swansea

Film set in a sewage works.

Close encounters of the turd kind.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

House of Flying Jaggers

A secret school of martial artists training in the mysterious swaying hips of Mick Jagger.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

John Dick

John lived a quiet life. Widowed after his wife died, she left him something to remind him of her. A pocket pussy. It was based on her anatomy. John used it every day. And night. And during lunch. One day, a group of thugs break into John's house and smash the last gift his wife gave to him. They also trash the rest of the house and steal his car. But the gift. The gift is what breaks John. John seeks revenge. It's time to remind the world why he's John. "Big". Dick.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

Rap

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are amateur rappers in Boston trying to make ends meet. They enter a tournament to determine who is the best rapper in Boston. There's only one problem: they are both terrible at rapping.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

Puss in Booths

A documentary about people who have sex in booths.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

A Knight's Talk

Heath Ledger gives a Ted talk style speech about the customs and traditions of the noble people of Lichtenstein. Features interpretive dance.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

Gove Actually

The secret love affairs between Michael Gove and his various secretaries while working in Downing Street. Featuring archive footage and first hand testimonies.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

Tax

A tyrannical government introduces a levy on goods and services to force its citizens to pay more and make the politicians rich. The working class join together and rise up against their oppressors. Who will win this civil war?

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By *rthur30Man
9 weeks ago

Warrington

Casa Blanca

Spanish documentary about Washington DC.

Pride Prejudice

Lions discuss their dislike of strangers.

Prometheus

Theseus goes to Brighton.

Stat Wars

Election coverage special.

Lost in Spaced

Nerd conventions.

American Horror Tory

Boris Johnson biopic.

Purple Rain

Unfortunate industrial incident documentary.

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By *onin25Man
9 weeks ago

Durham

Planet of the Gapes

An astronaut crash lands on an alien planet ruled by giant gaping arseholes. At the end he sees the Statue of Liberty and realises he's just in the USA. "You damn dirty gapes!"

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By *layfullsam OP Man
9 weeks ago

Solihull

The cod father

Wages war on fish and chip shops who benefit from the cod industry

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By *enial PandaMan
9 weeks ago

the sticks, back of beyond

Crouching Tigger, hidden Dragon

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
9 weeks ago

Cheshire

The life of Brain.

A documentary film about some young film makers trying to locate Donald Trumps brain.

(Spoiler alert, they didn’t find it)

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By *n the cloudsMan
9 weeks ago

warlingham

Allen vs predator

One brave man’s quest to save the world

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By *ude LawMan
9 weeks ago

Harrogate

Who Framed Roger Rabbi?

A kosher whodunnit set in Golders Green sees a group of Hasidic Jews try and exonerate their spiritual leader.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

The Life of Pie

The incredible journey of one pie as it waits to be devoured by humans. Nestled on the counter in front of a spotlight, listening to people from all walks of life until its final slice is ordered.

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By *ude LawMan
9 weeks ago

Harrogate

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By *ude LawMan
9 weeks ago

Harrogate

Hannah and Her Blisters

The mother of the bride regrets going on that hen do in a new pair of heels.

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By *ude LawMan
9 weeks ago

Harrogate

Vocal Hero

A man who once thwarted a bank robbery in a branch of Midland back in 1983 just can't stop telling the story to the regulars at the Coach and Horses.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
9 weeks ago

Cheshire

A matter of Wife and Death.

He chose death

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

Death becomes Cher

Death decides to roam the Earth on their day off by possessing the body of Cher.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

Polite Academy

A group of teenagers with ASBOs and foul mouths are sent to a very special school where they are taught how to enunciate, good manners and the merits of politeness.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

Death Dish

A chef discovers she has the ability to cook any person's perfect dish. The only problem is once they eat it they die.

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9 weeks ago

"Polite Academy

A group of teenagers with ASBOs and foul mouths are sent to a very special school where they are taught how to enunciate, good manners and the merits of politeness."

Very good 🤣

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By *ifelover999Man
9 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Hot fuzzy

A womans addiction to 80s porn

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By *dible_KinkCouple
9 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Memoirs of an invisible Manc

Chevvy Chase clearly struggles in this remake with his Mancunian accent on par with Dick Van Dykes' Cock-er-ney in Mary Poppins. After an industrial accident, Chasss charachter Nick is hounded by MI5 as he fights for his life in Moss Side - even being invisible isn't going to save him.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Forrest Dump

David Attenborough investigates whether bears really do shit in the woods.

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By *ingzMan
9 weeks ago

Liverpool

The Shiting

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By *lynJMan
9 weeks ago

Morden

Goldflinger

A wealthy man goes round throwing gold at random people.

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By *aven haired minxWoman
9 weeks ago

London

"Shite Club: Edward Norton stars as a chap who befriends a sentient, talking turd.

Spoiler: In a major twist finale, it turns out to be all in his head as the turd is in fact, just a regular one and has been laying inertly in Norton’s toilet the whole time."

😂 😂 🚽

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By *aven haired minxWoman
9 weeks ago

London

"Full Metal Jacket Potatoe

A pragmatic Irish farmer observes the degenerating effects of the brutal potatoe famine"

😂

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By *aven haired minxWoman
9 weeks ago

London

"Womb raider"

😂 😂

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

Lace Off

Rival lingerie shop owners compete in a game of one upmanship in the build up to the Boxing Day sales. It's all going tits up.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

Robin Wood

Robin returns from the Crusades to build himself a treehouse. The simple things make life worth living.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

Bad Toys

Will Smith and Martin Lawrence star as security guards of a sex shop that is targeted by thieves on the night before Christmas. With no weapons they are forced to use whatever is around them: sex toys and lube. Lots of lube.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

Men in Block

Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones star as cellmates in a prison where they are forced to play Tetris every day.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

Shakes on a Plane

Samuel L Jackson finds himself stuck on an aeroplane filled with passengers on a high protein diet. The side effect of protein shakes? Gas.

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By *rSuave88Man
9 weeks ago

Mirfield

Froze

A touching drama about a woman who meant to send a bold text but panicked and never hit send. Years pass. Civilizations rise and fall. She still stares at her phone.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
9 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

City Slackers

A story about office workers who make a bet to see who can do the least work without getting fired.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
9 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Clear and Present Dancer

Terrorist ballerinas get hold of a nuclear missile, and only Jivin' Jack Ryan can stop them!

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
9 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Lord of the Rings The Two Tokers: While waiting for Frodo and Sam to return, Merry and Pippin get into Gandalf's bag of pipe-wëëd. Then they eat everything in sight.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

Mortal Wombat

Contestants are forced to survive on an island filled with zombified wombats for 24 hours.

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By *limboy68Man
9 weeks ago

st albans

Fistful of pussy

Man apprehended by a surprised policewoman saying stick 'em up!

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

Three men and a little lad

Chris Hemsworth, Hugh Jackman and Henry Cavill star as estranged brothers who turn up to their father's funeral to discover he has left everything in his will to his secret son, Peter Dinklage.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

A Bag's Life

The adventures of a Birkin bag and everything it witnesses as it gets made, sold, resold, st*len, lost, found, sold, resold, reused and recycled.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
9 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Dante's Pear: The chick from Terminator teams up with Remington Steele when a 40-million-gallon vat of pear preserves threatens to engulf a small Washington town.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
9 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Escape from New Dork: In a post-apocalyptic world, Snake Plissken has to fight his way off an island full of computer programmers, comic-book store owners, and late night RPGers.

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By *regen1000Man
9 weeks ago

Erith

Tran

80s computer game programmer gets zapped into a mixed up to date, uptighttech world where men dress as women and can be deleted if he doesn't follow the rules.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

Harry Hotter

Harry goes to spring break in the USA. There he meets Ron, who's there with his sister Ginny, which isn't weird at all. Also there is Hermione, who's arrived with her parents who are Dentists. They are a little overprotective. The lifeguard, a beast of a man called Hagrid, promises to show Harry and his new friends a really good time. What could go wrong?

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By *ust want fun 888Man
9 weeks ago

nearby

Come in 60 seconds

The story of a thief who couldn’t handle the power and vibration of such a powerful car

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By *regen1000Man
9 weeks ago

Erith

Bitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

Disagreable woman tells the solar system how to catch a lift.

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By *pencer75Man
9 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Men In Flack - No 'Killing Me Softly' here as the late, great singer Roberta takes on a team of guys in a sensational DVDA extravaganza

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
9 weeks ago

Sussex

The Road Warrior takes up with a group of woodland creature cosplay fetishists as they escape from a tyrant ruler....

Mad Max Furry Road

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By *haggydogMan
9 weeks ago

Brooklands/London

Bum Dog Millionaire?

Star Whores?

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By *ifelover999Man
9 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Beauty and the feast

About a good looking woman her downful is food

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By *dible_KinkCouple
9 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Citizen Kanye

The story of a man with a mixed up mind - an Afro-American Nazi, bad rapper with strangely successful clothing range - surprisingly accurate tale of a man who gained an empire but lost his humanity.

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By *lder budweiserMan
9 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

The Empire Strokes Black

Vader and Palpatine have a fetish for wanking off BBCs

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

The Bleach

Leonardo DiCaprio stars as a cleaner working in a financial institution. On a night shift, he discovers the traders are leaving skid marks and have removed all of the bleach. Every person has their breaking point...

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

Watch me if you can

Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks star as rival social media influencers, who compete to gain the most followers and likes by performing increasingly grotesque tasks live. Fame has a cost.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

The Fist and the Furious

Husband is apoplectic when he loses his watch during adventurous forearm foreplay.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Eat, Pray, Hove

Julia Roberts enjoys a week of gastronomy and religious contemplation in Brighton.

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By *regen1000Man
9 weeks ago

Erith

I.T. The extra techstrial.

A young boy befriends a strange life form lurking in the computer support department.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

Spider-Man: Brand New Gay

With the world forgetting who Peter Parker is, Spiderman decides it's finally time to come out of the closet. After enrolling in a design and technology course, Spiderman is armed with a wardrobe that slays. Costumes with flair, flamboyance and frills. Sequins, glitter and a girl's best friend: confidence. It's time for this little spider to shine. Yassss Queen! *Snaps fingers thrice*

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By *onin25Man
9 weeks ago

Durham

Hall of Ween

Psychedelic horror anthology movie, with 4 parts, each based around song lyrics from the offbeat and obscure American alternative rock band Ween. The 4 chapters are "Push th' Little Daisies", "Voodoo Lady", "Piss Up a Rope" and "Mushroom Festival in Hell".

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

The Little Ship of Horrors

Exhausted parents charter a cruise liner to take their toddlers away for a couple of weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Pretty Wotan

Norse God is transported to 80s LA where his rugged hairy beauty attracts many rich suitors.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

She's Gotta Shave It !

African American rom com set in female barber shop.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
9 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

RoboMop

Scientists have used the future technology to save the life of a dying officer, to ensure they’ll keep the streets safe and the floors even cleaner

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

She's the Manc

A bisexual woman from Liverpool pretends to be from Manchester to seduce her ex boyfriend's new girlfriend. This is going to be a disaster. Maybe...

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Red knobs and Broomsticks

Adults only feature.

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By *aughtywelsh89Man
9 weeks ago

Pontyclun

Raiders of the lost tardis

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

24 Hour Farty People

A wild night out at the Madchester Curry Festival is felt the next day.

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By *ineteen89Man
9 weeks ago

Swindon

E.T. - The extra testicle.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
9 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Gone With The Wand

Frankly, my dear, I don't give an Expelliarmus..

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Moonbaker

James Bond takes on his most fearsome opponent yet, a rogue Russian pastry chef who drops his trousers to rude customers.

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By *dible_KinkCouple
9 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"Gone With The Wand

Frankly, my dear, I don't give an Expelliarmus.."

Oh, that kind of wand

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
9 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Dumb and Lumber

- a man is stuck with a massive stockpile of wooden boards and proceeds to use them in all the most idiotic ways.

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9 weeks ago

"Gone With The Wand

Frankly, my dear, I don't give an Expelliarmus..

Oh, that kind of wand

I had to google 😅

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

"Gone With The Wand

Frankly, my dear, I don't give an Expelliarmus..

Oh, that kind of wand

I had to google 😅 "

I also thought it was the other kind of wand. Being transported to another dimension with happiness.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Return of The Pink Painter

Inspector Clouseau comes out of retirement to track down criminal mastermind masquerading as a colourful painter and decorator.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

Silent Bill

Bill doesn't talk anymore. Once a charismatic young man, the life of the party, always happy. Now he's married.

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By *hams123Man
9 weeks ago

London

Die Bard

Bruce Willis travels back in time to assassinate William Shakespeare. To die or not to die. That is the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Willie Wonko

Biopic of Fab Forum Favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Any Given Sundae

Al Pacino stars as jaded ice cream maker who cba which one you order.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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9 weeks ago

Central

A nightmare on ELO Street, features the horrors of Brummy connected artists, when Stock, Aitken and Waterman introduce the 100th relaunch of Sonya, adding to the growing city waste, coupled with a tragedy when Kylie joins up with Freddie

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By *dible_KinkCouple
9 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Postman Pot

Everyone's favourite Royal Mail employee enjoys feature length treatment following his off shift shenanigans as a soft core drug dealer, starring Snoop Dogg in lieu of Steven Manghan.

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By *dible_KinkCouple
9 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Ballet train

Brad Pitt shows of his tender side as he pirouettes and plié's his way across Japan on a fast train to deliver a package whilst avoiding a fair few also ran assassin's who prefer disco, Charleston, foxtrot and jive.

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By *aulie666Man
9 weeks ago

Bristol

"The Silence Of The Limbs: After sitting in an awkward position for too long, a random dude gets cramp in his legs….and falls over."

Dressed to kill with his Red drag-on?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
8 weeks ago

Sussex

In this budget Bond remake, Double Oh Six and a half must protect a high plot of uncultivated land from a rogue fox.

The wold is not enough

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By *erry 58Man
8 weeks ago

doncaster

Shitty shitty bang bang

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By *ermite12ukMan
8 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

Tipanic

When a crack the length of two football pitches appeared. The only way to save many lives, was if all hands went down with the ship.

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By *hams123Man
8 weeks ago

London

Top Bun

Tom Cruise stars as a hipster digital content creator, who enjoys free trade coffee and dressing like a stylish homeless man. One day he meets Nicole Kidman, a powerful ad executive who's running late for a big meeting. Their eyes meet and they can't help but feel electricity. Is their love doomed? Will Tom's top bun survive?

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8 weeks ago

Bush Hour, with Jackie Chad and Chris Cock. Two undercover cops stake out a Fabswingers Social, but once they blow their cover, cunnilingus ensues

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
6 weeks ago

Sussex

9 different people who share the same south coast home town and a sense of snobbery for their near neighbours

" ...Hove Actually "

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6 weeks ago

Indiana Bones and the raiders of the lost ass.

Indy cracks his whip out for one final adventure to find the mysterious golden booty lost in the land of the neverregions

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By *layfullsam OP Man
6 weeks ago

Solihull

Jurassic Par

A dinosaurs 🦖 quest to win the US open despite its little arms

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By *hams123Man
6 weeks ago

London

The Boner Collector

Angelina Jolie stars as a detective hunting for a serial k*ller who leaves all of their victims with an erection. Death by snu snu? Or something more sinister?

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By *hams123Man
6 weeks ago

London

Wimbledoh!

Homer Simpson is diagnosed with diabetes. The doctor suggests a few lifestyle changes and Homer decides to ignore the advice and takes the family on holiday to London instead. Marge is upset and warns Homer to take his health seriously so he enters the Wimbledon tournament as the wildcard entry. What could possibly go wrong?

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By *olo180Man
6 weeks ago

Greater London

Cad Boys

Two Graphic Engineers design a smutty office in the memory of Terry Thomas

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By *olo180Man
6 weeks ago

Greater London

"Cad Boys

Two Graphic Engineers design a smutty office in the memory of Terry Thomas "

Cue google searches for Terry Thomas

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By *ocialablechapMan
6 weeks ago

Paphos and also SW UK

Murder on the Orient Expresso.

Hercule take a train not through Europe but through India to find out whose bean (!) getting murdered in the coffee plantations

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By *hickthighs26Woman
6 weeks ago

your hotlist

Shitty shitty bang bang

Instead of a magical car its a superman style tena lady pant

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By *layfullsam OP Man
6 weeks ago

Solihull

The Spam Busters

The RAF's 617 Squadron plan a daring raid to destroy key German dams, disabling Ruhr valley industries.

Using specialized Lancaster bombers and Barnes Wallis's "bouncing Spam Cans” they destroy two major dams, significantly impacting German war production and boosting Allied morale.

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By *hams123Man
6 weeks ago

London

Read or Not

A documentary diving into the USA government's war on literacy. More than 40% of the adult US population have the reading comprehension of an 8 year old. Is this by design or has the education system failed the citizens of the USA?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
4 weeks ago

Sussex

A grouchy green guy who craves casual gay sex hookups. So he sabotages mid winter festivities because he hates everyone else having fun

The Grindr who stole Christmas

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By *lynJMan
4 weeks ago

Morden

Grauniads of the galaxy

The error prone newspaper launches beyond the solar system to report on news from other star systems.

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By *ifelover999Man
4 weeks ago

Eastbourne

"Cad Boys

Two Graphic Engineers design a smutty office in the memory of Terry Thomas

Cue google searches for Terry Thomas "

The man was a legend

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By *layfullsam OP Man
4 weeks ago

Solihull

Weekeeper

Jason statham keeps small bottles of wee samples to lovingly remind him of everyone he’s killed or had a fight with.

Police did charge him with taking the p.ss

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By *hams123Man
4 weeks ago

London

They will bill you

One man's fight against paying council tax. A revolution begins with a single step. When one person decides enough is enough. This is the hill he will d*e on.

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By *hams123Man
4 weeks ago

London

Iron Men

Robert Downey Jr. stars as a man on a mission: to teach every man how to iron properly. No creases, no burns, no wrinkles. Not all heroes wear capes. Or a suit of armour.

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By *hams123Man
4 weeks ago

London

Spiderman: Car from home

Peter and MJ take Uncle Ben's old car for a road trip to Miami. It's spring break and MJ is ready to get wild. Will Peter lose MJ or will this be the beginning of their swinging journey?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
3 weeks ago

Sussex

To beat impending fuel crisis, Jamaican children will be commuting by bobsleigh.

School Runnings

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By *ingzMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

One Flew Over the Fuckoo's Nest

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