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By *xception to the rule OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Forest Hill

My intrusive thought of the day…

So… size queens, when you say you want 7” or 8” etc. how are you quantifying that? Are you ladies literally out there measuring dicks? Or are you like “I liked that one. How big is it?” And taking his word for it? Or are you just guesstimating? 🤷‍♂️🤣 or have you measured a body part of your own and compare on the sly?

It popped into my head. And now I can’t unthink your thought process… 🤦‍♂️🤣

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
12 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I assume they just want big ones, and they'll know when the bloke drops trou if it's big enough for their preference or not.

Everyone knows no man gives and accurate measurement in number form. When profiles on here say a set size they know full well plenty who aren't that big will give it a go.

💜

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If someone claims to have a huge cock, with pics to back it up, then when we meet it is tiny, the meet ends there and then

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By *eekySweetheartWoman
12 weeks ago

Hampshire

I genuinely did at one point carry a tape measure in my smut bag

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By *naswingdressWoman
12 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"If someone claims to have a huge cock, with pics to back it up, then when we meet it is tiny, the meet ends there and then "

I'm not a size queen, but this is my answer. You lie, I leave.

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By *xception to the rule OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Forest Hill

I appreciate the answers. And they’re all good in their own right.

But what I’m after is, how does one decide “that’s the size for me” and know exactly what size that is.

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By *xception to the rule OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Forest Hill

I mean geeeez… this is my favorite so far. You come prepared 😆

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By *xception to the rule OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Forest Hill

Now I just have more questions about this bag…

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By *inkShyWoman
12 weeks ago

near Windsor

I take a yard stick to all meets.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
12 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"I appreciate the answers. And they’re all good in their own right.

But what I’m after is, how does one decide “that’s the size for me” and know exactly what size that is. "

Generally we know by look and feel. Not by numbers on a tape measure 💜

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair

OP, relax, you're bigger than me. Quandary quashed.

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By *eekySweetheartWoman
12 weeks ago

Hampshire


"If someone claims to have a huge cock, with pics to back it up, then when we meet it is tiny, the meet ends there and then

I'm not a size queen, but this is my answer. You lie, I leave. "

Absolutely. About anything!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Chichester

I have walked out of meets on this

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By *aymase88Man
12 weeks ago

Hemel Hempstead


"If someone claims to have a huge cock, with pics to back it up, then when we meet it is tiny, the meet ends there and then

I'm not a size queen, but this is my answer. You lie, I leave.

Absolutely. About anything!"

Do you make them immediately produce the proof 👀

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By *rmister25Man
12 weeks ago

Dudley


"If someone claims to have a huge cock, with pics to back it up, then when we meet it is tiny, the meet ends there and then "

Probably not quite there if he’s fibbing.

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By *xception to the rule OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Forest Hill

[Removed by poster at 30/01/26 20:41:59]

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By *xception to the rule OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Forest Hill

I honestly don’t know how I’d react if a female pulled a tape measure on me.

“Hold up, 1 second…” 👀

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By *xception to the rule OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Forest Hill


"I take a yard stick to all meets."
🤭🤣

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By *xception to the rule OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Forest Hill


"I genuinely did at one point carry a tape measure in my smut bag

"

Ohhh I didn’t quote… 🙄 this is 👌 🤣

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By *ife NinjaMan
12 weeks ago

Dunfermline

If nob size is the only important part of the meet, you're doing it wrong 😕🥷

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"I appreciate the answers. And they’re all good in their own right.

But what I’m after is, how does one decide “that’s the size for me” and know exactly what size that is.

Generally we know by look and feel. Not by numbers on a tape measure 💜"

This. Easy to know by looking at it

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By *1c4yMan
12 weeks ago

stourbridge


"My intrusive thought of the day…

So… size queens, when you say you want 7” or 8” etc. how are you quantifying that? Are you ladies literally out there measuring dicks? Or are you like “I liked that one. How big is it?” And taking his word for it? Or are you just guesstimating? 🤷‍♂️🤣 or have you measured a body part of your own and compare on the sly?

It popped into my head. And now I can’t unthink your thought process… 🤦‍♂️🤣"

They put an old sky remote next to it for scale.

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By *inkyukxxxCouple
12 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

You can tell! Maybe not exact size but for me I knew when I saw hubby’s that it was the perfect size: the perfect cock for me! I want big but people always seem to think about length, that long is “big”. If it’s 9 inch but out of proportion girth wise no thanks. I’m greedy and wasted too many years on not being satisfied. Thank gos I met him 😈. Long and thick in proportion, is rare to find 👌🏼

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By *inkyukxxxCouple
12 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire


"My intrusive thought of the day…

So… size queens, when you say you want 7” or 8” etc. how are you quantifying that? Are you ladies literally out there measuring dicks? Or are you like “I liked that one. How big is it?” And taking his word for it? Or are you just guesstimating? 🤷‍♂️🤣 or have you measured a body part of your own and compare on the sly?

It popped into my head. And now I can’t unthink your thought process… 🤦‍♂️🤣

They put an old sky remote next to it for scale."

Or deodorant can? LOL

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
12 weeks ago

North West

I use calipers and a set square

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By *ihimbiherCouple
12 weeks ago

lightwater

How sad

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"How sad"

What is sad?,

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By *1c4yMan
12 weeks ago

stourbridge


"My intrusive thought of the day…

So… size queens, when you say you want 7” or 8” etc. how are you quantifying that? Are you ladies literally out there measuring dicks? Or are you like “I liked that one. How big is it?” And taking his word for it? Or are you just guesstimating? 🤷‍♂️🤣 or have you measured a body part of your own and compare on the sly?

It popped into my head. And now I can’t unthink your thought process… 🤦‍♂️🤣

They put an old sky remote next to it for scale.

Or deodorant can? LOL"

😂

Id use a small tub of Pringles for scale but tell the women im holding the large tub.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod

12 weeks ago

Central

Once you've experienced a few cocks, you instinctively know if 1 will work for you. It would be the same, for those who have been hurt by them too. Though much is in the skill of the user

Sadly you can't tell when soft. And perhaps a few liars get frightened about being caught out, potentially impairing their cock sure nerves

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By *hortieWoman
12 weeks ago

Northampton

If we've got onto the pennis into vageen stage.. then I've likely either :

Met you for a few socials and thought..yeah ok, come back to mine and let's go, boi.

Or out in the wild, you are so fucking what I want right then, I'm after you like a cougar after a baby Deer.

Both happen very infrequently for me.

I don't hugely care about cock size.

Just your attitude.

And whether you can bang me harder than barn doors in a F10 gale.

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By *inkyukxxxCouple
12 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire


"How sad

What is sad?,"

Why is there always an attitude like this. I agree what’s sad about it? People are allowed to prefer bigger cocks.

If you like small or average or u or the hubby has some underlying issue with his/your size…..( which comments like these do come accross as FYI)

just don’t say anything, what’s the point lol. comes accross a bit bitter making comments like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"How sad

What is sad?,

Why is there always an attitude like this. I agree what’s sad about it? People are allowed to prefer bigger cocks.

If you like small or average or u or the hubby has some underlying issue with his/your size…..( which comments like these do come accross as FYI)

just don’t say anything, what’s the point lol. comes accross a bit bitter making comments like that.

"

Better said then I could have

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By *ittlebirdWoman
12 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


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I'm not a size queen, but this is my answer. You lie, I leave. "

^^ this goes for me too. Any lie. Then bye 👋🏻

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By *xception to the rule OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Forest Hill

Ok ok. No fighting… 🤦‍♂️ 🤭 let’s keep it… fairly clean.

Post was genuinely curious. But also very entertaining, educational and tongue in cheek banter.

Should say at this point, didn’t think it’d get this much feedback. I’m thoroughly educated and entertained! So thanks thus far 😉

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By *ad NannaWoman
12 weeks ago

East London

You think size queens want 7 or 8 inch penises?

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Durham


"I appreciate the answers. And they’re all good in their own right.

But what I’m after is, how does one decide “that’s the size for me” and know exactly what size that is. "

Trial and error. If one guy hits the spot you remember and use that as a reference. For me eight inches is the Goldilocks size . Not to big, not to small…. Just right x

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"If nob size is the only important part of the meet, you're doing it wrong 😕🥷"

Not only part. But I only enjoy penetrative sex. Small cocks have never done it for me and oral wont make up for the size. You have your preferences so do we

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By *ellowshipOfTheSwingCouple
12 weeks ago

Manchester


"If nob size is the only important part of the meet, you're doing it wrong 😕🥷

Not only part. But I only enjoy penetrative sex. Small cocks have never done it for me and oral wont make up for the size. You have your preferences so do we"

This is the beauty of the world. The upset happens when people expect or want to be desired by everyone or think that everyone is or should be the same.

Let people enjoy what they want and focus on those that we do match with

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By *inkyukxxxCouple
12 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire


"If nob size is the only important part of the meet, you're doing it wrong 😕🥷

Not only part. But I only enjoy penetrative sex. Small cocks have never done it for me and oral wont make up for the size. You have your preferences so do we"

This comment!!!! Yes!!! That’s how I feel! When I hear “ good with their hands or tongue” great but I like penetration

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By *inkyukxxxCouple
12 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire


"If nob size is the only important part of the meet, you're doing it wrong 😕🥷

Not only part. But I only enjoy penetrative sex. Small cocks have never done it for me and oral wont make up for the size. You have your preferences so do we"

Also, being good with hands and good with tongue great but I want all 3. Good with hands tongue and cock! And I don’t see what’s wrong with that haha

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Sizequeens.... if you could choose length or girth what would you pick?

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By *oeBeansMan
12 weeks ago

Derby

Reading some of these comments, I think my ego would be more bruised having them walk out on me than not meeting their wants in the first place 🫣

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Sizequeens.... if you could choose length or girth what would you pick?"

I want both 😫

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By *ellowthread2Couple
12 weeks ago

manchester

i compare to hubby . i know his size and follow from there .

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair


"If someone claims to have a huge cock, with pics to back it up, then when we meet it is tiny, the meet ends there and then

I'm not a size queen, but this is my answer. You lie, I leave. "

It's a fair point. Similarly if a woman proclaims to having an ultra-tight quim and she ends up 'feeling' somewhat cavernous then I'm pulling out and getting out of Dodge.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"If someone claims to have a huge cock, with pics to back it up, then when we meet it is tiny, the meet ends there and then

I'm not a size queen, but this is my answer. You lie, I leave.

It's a fair point. Similarly if a woman proclaims to having an ultra-tight quim and she ends up 'feeling' somewhat cavernous then I'm pulling out and getting out of Dodge."

All jokes aside. If we expect women to be able to change their minds about sex at any stage so should men

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By *inkyukxxxCouple
12 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire


"Sizequeens.... if you could choose length or girth what would you pick?

I want both 😫 "

As above I need both to be happy

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By *ellowshipOfTheSwingCouple
12 weeks ago

Manchester


"If someone claims to have a huge cock, with pics to back it up, then when we meet it is tiny, the meet ends there and then

I'm not a size queen, but this is my answer. You lie, I leave.

It's a fair point. Similarly if a woman proclaims to having an ultra-tight quim and she ends up 'feeling' somewhat cavernous then I'm pulling out and getting out of Dodge.

All jokes aside. If we expect women to be able to change their minds about sex at any stage so should men"

I didn’t think that this was ever in question

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By *MCMan
12 weeks ago

Suffolk


"If someone claims to have a huge cock, with pics to back it up, then when we meet it is tiny, the meet ends there and then

I'm not a size queen, but this is my answer. You lie, I leave.

It's a fair point. Similarly if a woman proclaims to having an ultra-tight quim and she ends up 'feeling' somewhat cavernous then I'm pulling out and getting out of Dodge."

Second this!

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By *eenALongTime.....Man
12 weeks ago

......


"If someone claims to have a huge cock, with pics to back it up, then when we meet it is tiny, the meet ends there and then

I'm not a size queen, but this is my answer. You lie, I leave.

It's a fair point. Similarly if a woman proclaims to having an ultra-tight quim and she ends up 'feeling' somewhat cavernous then I'm pulling out and getting out of Dodge.

All jokes aside. If we expect women to be able to change their minds about sex at any stage so should men"

Totally agree but will very rarely happen, if at all lol!!

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By *lackchiefMan
12 weeks ago

Yeovil

It’s easy to know merely looking at it

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By *eekySweetheartWoman
12 weeks ago

Hampshire


"Sizequeens.... if you could choose length or girth what would you pick?

I want both 😫 "

Both for me too please 😈

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By *inkyukxxxCouple
12 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire


"Sizequeens.... if you could choose length or girth what would you pick?

I want both 😫

Both for me too please 😈"

Yes girl we like what we like and it’s ok 🙌🏻💦

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By *istressmystiqueeWoman
12 weeks ago

Bournemouth


"It’s easy to know merely looking at it"

This exactly. True size queens can measure every inch by eye.

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By *rG81Man
12 weeks ago

near Manchester and Halifax

Big enough?

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By *ornstarts7Couple
12 weeks ago

Leicestershire

You can tell by looking at it x

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By *um n raisinWoman
12 weeks ago

taunton


"If someone claims to have a huge cock, with pics to back it up, then when we meet it is tiny, the meet ends there and then

I'm not a size queen, but this is my answer. You lie, I leave. "

this 100% im not a size queen im happy with what comes as long as not under average but nothing annoys mote than those who lie to get meets so as the person above said you lie i leaves or you leave ill never continue a meet with those types and trust me there are loads who do lie age is the main one cock size a very close second..

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By *haft10Man
12 weeks ago

Wandsworth

They use their forearm

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By *atinaChica54Woman
12 weeks ago

Marlborough


"If someone claims to have a huge cock, with pics to back it up, then when we meet it is tiny, the meet ends there and then "

Exactly This⬆️

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By *ungkinkyMan
6 weeks ago

Northwest

Amen for size queens 🙏

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Motherwell

As a TV bottom having sex with a huge cock guy who is highly experienced and skilled (with both sexes) is approaching ecstasy. Mx 😈🔥🍆💋

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By *rSmith1555Man
6 weeks ago

leeds

Each to their own, we all like different things.

I have no choice but to hope confidence and focussing on giving as much pleasure as possible will overshadow any “short comings” 🤣

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 weeks ago

Chester

Every other photo on here is of a blokes knob whether we wanna see it or not, so I judge by the photos 🤷🏼

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By *rgoodnbadMan
6 weeks ago

greenock


"Every other photo on here is of a blokes knob whether we wanna see it or not, so I judge by the photos 🤷🏼 "

What, without the sky remote, or the lynx deodorant for scale?

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By *eekAndHisSlutCouple
6 weeks ago

Plymouth

See, I'm not well endowed, I don't pretend otherwise, one of my chat up lines is "Hey, want to see my dick, it's like a penis but smaller". I don't mind if someone says, sorry I like and need large dicks, it's a personal preference like so many things.

What I dislike is teasing and bullying over it. I had someone in a club environment bully me for it, luckily I had friends and play partners there who pointed out that I'm very good in bed, and I never say I'm packing, quite the opposite in fact.

I've actually been with size queens, mostly due to my collection of large tentacles that they very much enjoyed, and being smaller, I've introduced many to anal who were worried about trying it.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
6 weeks ago

North West


"See, I'm not well endowed, I don't pretend otherwise, one of my chat up lines is "Hey, want to see my dick, it's like a penis but smaller". I don't mind if someone says, sorry I like and need large dicks, it's a personal preference like so many things.

What I dislike is teasing and bullying over it. I had someone in a club environment bully me for it, luckily I had friends and play partners there who pointed out that I'm very good in bed, and I never say I'm packing, quite the opposite in fact.

I've actually been with size queens, mostly due to my collection of large tentacles that they very much enjoyed, and being smaller, I've introduced many to anal who were worried about trying it."

Someone bullied you and teased you over the size? What an absolute dickhead that person is. I know humiliation is a kink for some, but if you didn't ask for it, or want it. They should zip it

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By *tannersMan
6 weeks ago

stanley


"I take a yard stick to all meets."

For measuring stottie thickness too no doubt?

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By *eekAndHisSlutCouple
6 weeks ago

Plymouth


"See, I'm not well endowed, I don't pretend otherwise, one of my chat up lines is "Hey, want to see my dick, it's like a penis but smaller". I don't mind if someone says, sorry I like and need large dicks, it's a personal preference like so many things.

What I dislike is teasing and bullying over it. I had someone in a club environment bully me for it, luckily I had friends and play partners there who pointed out that I'm very good in bed, and I never say I'm packing, quite the opposite in fact.

I've actually been with size queens, mostly due to my collection of large tentacles that they very much enjoyed, and being smaller, I've introduced many to anal who were worried about trying it.

Someone bullied you and teased you over the size? What an absolute dickhead that person is. I know humiliation is a kink for some, but if you didn't ask for it, or want it. They should zip it "

Absolutely and that's what they got told, and promptly asked to leave too.

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By *atiekisskissWoman
6 weeks ago

London


"If nob size is the only important part of the meet, you're doing it wrong 😕🥷"

Oh well, I must have been doing it wrong for over 30 years!!!

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By *obynsissyglaTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

My rule is that it should be bigger/thicker than mine

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By *adCherriesCouple
6 weeks ago

Cheshire/Northwest


"If nob size is the only important part of the meet, you're doing it wrong 😕🥷

Oh well, I must have been doing it wrong for over 30 years!!!"

Only thing Mrs Cherry is interested is their cock size.. She must be doing it wrong to

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
6 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

I like average size cocks

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By *amCutMan
6 weeks ago

east Midlands


"I like average size cocks"

What is average

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By *he quiet couple 91Couple
6 weeks ago

Wellingborough

You ever think women may own toys that are generally sold by size ? The mrs has toys and i know exactly what she can take , so yeah when they say they want "" they generally know the size ....🤣I guess we all have preferences

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By *ellowthread2Couple
4 weeks ago

manchester

size is what is important for sure . girth and length for me . . and ???

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