FabSwingers.com forum: I went to to the shop to buy… sex edition

By *fterHoursTemptingTwosome OP Couple
22 weeks ago

lincs

A bit like the old school game. I went to the shop to buy an apple, Alan’s next person says

I went to the shop to buy an apple and a banana….! But let’s do sex edition! Letters A to Z, quote the last answer! Sorry for those with them pesky letters like q and x 🤣🤦‍♀️

Il start and post next xx

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By *fterHoursTemptingTwosome OP Couple
22 weeks ago

lincs

I went to the shop to buy

Anal beads

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By *az89400Man
22 weeks ago

salford

"I went to the shop to buy

Anal beads

And lube

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By *issaranochickWoman
22 weeks ago

cowshed ??

"I went to the shop to buy

Anal beads

And lube

Don't u no the alphabet lol it's b next x

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By *xhibitionistbenMan
22 weeks ago

Ware / Kings Cross

"I went to the shop to buy

Anal beads

I went to the shop to buy anal beads and a butt plug

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By *infullyObedientWoman
22 weeks ago

Woodley

"I went to the shop to buy

Anal beads

I went to the shop to buy anal beads and a butt plug "

I went to the shop to buy anal beads, a butt plug and condoms

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By *123Man
22 weeks ago

near kingston

"I went to the shop to buy

Anal beads

I went to the shop to buy anal beads and a butt plug

I went to the shop to buy anal beads, a butt plug and condoms "

I went to the shop to buy anal beads, a butt plug and condoms and a double ended dildo…

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By *allySlinkyWoman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

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By *allySlinkyWoman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

I went to the shop to buy anal beads, a butt plug, condoms, a double ended dildo…

and erotic literature

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By *avenwrexham75TV/TS
22 weeks ago

Wrexham

"I went to the shop to buy

Anal beads

I went to the shop to buy anal beads and a butt plug

I went to the shop to buy anal beads, a butt plug and condoms

I went to the shop to buy anal beads, a butt plug and condoms and a double ended dildo…

And an erotic novel

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By *iss DevilWoman
22 weeks ago

Bedford

"I went to the shop to buy

Anal beads

I went to the shop to buy anal beads and a butt plug

I went to the shop to buy anal beads, a butt plug and condoms

I went to the shop to buy anal beads, a butt plug and condoms and a double ended dildo…

And an erotic novel"

As well as a fluffy flogger

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By *enk15Man
22 weeks ago

Evesham

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By *allySlinkyWoman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

You forgot your fluffy flogger

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By *123Man
22 weeks ago

near kingston

went to the shop to buy anal beads, a butt plug and condoms and a double ended dildo, erotic literature, an erotic novel and the latest copy of Good housekeeping...

And a hood…

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By *iss DevilWoman
22 weeks ago

Bedford

"You forgot your fluffy flogger"

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By *enk15Man
22 weeks ago

Evesham

I went to the shop to buy anal beads, a butt plug and condoms and a double ended dildo, erotic literature, an erotic novel, a fluffy flogger and the latest copy of Good Housekeeping

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By *enk15Man
22 weeks ago

Evesham

Well I've buggered this up 😅

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By *123Man
22 weeks ago

near kingston

Rescued

went to the shop to buy anal beads, a butt plug and condoms and a double ended dildo, erotic literature, an erotic novel a fluffy flogger and the latest copy of Good housekeeping...

And a hood…

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By *iss DevilWoman
22 weeks ago

Bedford

"Rescued

went to the shop to buy anal beads, a butt plug and condoms and a double ended dildo, erotic literature, an erotic novel a fluffy flogger and the latest copy of Good housekeeping...

And a hood…"

Plus some intimate wipes.

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By *fterHoursTemptingTwosome OP Couple
22 weeks ago

lincs

Plus some intimate wipes. "

And some jiggle balls

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By *una_RaineCouple
22 weeks ago

worcester

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By *H7in5Man
22 weeks ago

Chesterfield

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By *emptme1993Man
22 weeks ago

manchester

And a masturbator

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By *infullyObedientWoman
22 weeks ago

Woodley

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By *r_Tickle_OGMan
22 weeks ago

Staffs

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By *r_Tickle_OGMan
22 weeks ago

Staffs

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By *fterHoursTemptingTwosome OP Couple
22 weeks ago

lincs

]I went to the shop to buy anal beads, a butt plug, condoms, a double ended dildo, erotic literature/ erotic novel, a fluffy flogger, the latest copy of Good housekeeping, a hood, intimate wipes, jiggle balls, K-y jelly, love eggs, a masturbator and nipple clamps and oral sex simulator and penis pump

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
22 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

I went to the shop to buy anal beads, a butt plug, condoms, a double ended dildo, erotic literature/ erotic novel, a fluffy flogger, the latest copy of Good housekeeping, a hood, intimate wipes, jiggle balls, K-y jelly, love eggs, a masturbator and nipple clamps and oral sex simulator and penis pump and a queening chair

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22 weeks ago

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By *vaRoseWoman
22 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

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22 weeks ago

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By *iss DevilWoman
22 weeks ago

Bedford

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Central

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By *iss DevilWoman
22 weeks ago

Bedford

"I went to the shop to buy anal beads, a butt plug, condoms, a double ended dildo, erotic literature/ erotic novel, a fluffy flogger, the latest copy of Good housekeeping, a hood, intimate wipes, jiggle balls, K-y jelly, love eggs, a masturbator and nipple clamps and oral sex simulator and penis pump and a queening chair and a rampant rabbit and shibari rope, twenty titty tassles and the largest 12" long urethral sounding trunk "
snap!

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I went to the shop to buy a rabbit

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By *haved man40Man
22 weeks ago

Stamford

Viagra

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By *onn8955Man
22 weeks ago

wakefield

Does anyone remember that song...

'I used to work in Chicago, an old department store...'

Long and short a woman asks for some nails, your outraged.

"Nails she wanted, screwed she got! And I dont work there any more!'

Used to sing it in the pub and everyone had their own line! Good times!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Central

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By *allySlinkyWoman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

You forgot the Viagra !

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By *allySlinkyWoman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

"I went to the shop to buy anal beads, a butt plug, condoms, a double ended dildo, erotic literature/ erotic novel, a fluffy flogger, the latest copy of Good housekeeping, a hood, intimate wipes, jiggle balls, K-y jelly, love eggs, a masturbator and nipple clamps and oral sex simulator and penis pump and a queening chair and a rampant rabbit and shibari rope, and twenty titty tassles, some urethra plugs, Viagra, wooly willy warmer and x-rated films"

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By *aftLadHereMan
22 weeks ago

Newport

"I went to the shop to buy anal beads, a butt plug, condoms, a double ended dildo, erotic literature/ erotic novel, a fluffy flogger, the latest copy of Good housekeeping, a hood, intimate wipes, jiggle balls, K-y jelly, love eggs, a masturbator and nipple clamps and oral sex simulator and penis pump and a queening chair and a rampant rabbit and shibari rope, and twenty titty tassles, some urethra plugs, Viagra, wooly willy warmer, x-rated films and a Yankee candle to drip on naked skin"

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By *allySlinkyWoman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

"I went to the shop to buy anal beads, a butt plug, condoms, a double ended dildo, erotic literature/ erotic novel, a fluffy flogger, the latest copy of Good housekeeping, a hood, intimate wipes, jiggle balls, K-y jelly, love eggs, a masturbator and nipple clamps and oral sex simulator and penis pump and a queening chair and a rampant rabbit and shibari rope, and twenty titty tassles, some urethra plugs, Viagra, wooly willy warmer, x-rated films, a Yankee candle to drip on naked skin"
and a Zayn Malik poster to wank over

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

A apple pie

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

A banana to test my imagination

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By *allySlinkyWoman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

An apple pie and a bra

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By *allySlinkyWoman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

I went to the shop and I bought an apple pie, a banana, a bra and a cock ring

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By *urioustinaTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Stourbridge

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By *urioustinaTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Stourbridge

A dildo, electric wand and a fellatio guide

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By *allySlinkyWoman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

A gag

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Central

A dildo, electric wand and a fellatio guide,a gag and a sexual Horoscope

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By *allySlinkyWoman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

"I went to the shop and bought an apple pie, a bra, a banana, a dildo, electric wand, a fellatio guide,a gag and a sexual Horoscope

and an ice phallus

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I went to the shop and bought an apple pie, a bra, a banana, a dildo, electric wand, a fellatio guide,a gag and a sexual Horoscope

and an ice phallus, with jalapeño spiced butt plugs

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By *allySlinkyWoman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

"I forgot the cock ring! I went to the shop and bought an apple pie, a bra, a banana, a cock ring, a dildo, electric wand, a fellatio guide,a gag and a sexual Horoscope

and an ice phallus, with jalapeño spiced butt plugs"
and kinky knickers

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

"I forgot the cock ring! I went to the shop and bought an apple pie, a bra, a banana, a cock ring, a dildo, electric wand, a fellatio guide,a gag and a sexual Horoscope

and an ice phallus, with jalapeño spiced butt plugs and kinky knickers"

The lemon

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By *allySlinkyWoman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

Mystery Lucky Bag

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