FabSwingers.com forum: What do people usually come to you for?

By *og and Muse OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Not sexual! But what have you noticed over the years is a real recurring theme that people come to you for?

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By *rchie300Man
23 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Always hanging doors …. Hanging doors …. Hanging doors 😂

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
23 weeks ago

London

Random people confess to me. I must have one of those faces. It also happens on here, so I'm not sure why. 😂

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
23 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Advice, im shocking at taking it bit always have a sound head on to give it x

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
23 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Logical, kind and uncompromising advice.

I also keep secrets for others.

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By *entish_HeathenMan
23 weeks ago

Chatham

My upstairs neighbour keeps coming down to borrow my tin opener. I'm thinking about getting him one for his birthday.

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By *infullyObedientWoman
23 weeks ago

Woodley

Fixing stuff and IT stuff

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By *olfiMan
23 weeks ago

Leeds

IT related issues or taxi.

Worst thing is, I'm not trained in anyway with computers/tech, I just understand stuff easier than most of them and I dislike driving too much haha

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Advice, im shocking at taking it bit always have a sound head on to give it x"

Any particular type?

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By *cherryblossom-Woman
23 weeks ago

South glos

Advice on men. Which is hilarious because I’m the single one but I am excellent at being mean to men so that’s why 💅

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"My upstairs neighbour keeps coming down to borrow my tin opener. I'm thinking about getting him one for his birthday."

Hmmmm.... have you considered they might be a bit lonely

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By *eroLondonMan
23 weeks ago

Mayfair

Fixing their network/WiFi, smart home problems etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Massage and tarot readings

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By *histle79Man
23 weeks ago

Guildford

In my job I have to remain pretty calm, come up with a solution and sometime take the heat off other people. So in a work environment that’s why they have me.

Outside of work. I give diy stuff a go, sometimes fail, but people know me for that I guess?

TL;DR - I’m relaxed and good with my hands

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By *rLucky777Man
23 weeks ago

Leeds

To move the bins for them. 😐

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
23 weeks ago

Round the bend

A shoulder to cry on. Cheering up. Help in general.

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By *entfootloverMan
23 weeks ago

Sevenoaks

Advice on random things, which I enjoy imparting if I'm honest. Sadly that readiness to help is seldomly recriprocated.

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By *entish_HeathenMan
23 weeks ago

Chatham

"My upstairs neighbour keeps coming down to borrow my tin opener. I'm thinking about getting him one for his birthday.

Hmmmm.... have you considered they might be a bit lonely "

I keep my eye on him, make sure he's doing okay. He told me I was like family to him which was very humbling but nice to hear.

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By *jslookingforfunMan
23 weeks ago

liverpool

At work, everything , it’s is now really pudding me off

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"My upstairs neighbour keeps coming down to borrow my tin opener. I'm thinking about getting him one for his birthday.

Hmmmm.... have you considered they might be a bit lonely

I keep my eye on him, make sure he's doing okay. He told me I was like family to him which was very humbling but nice to hear."

Whatever you do, don't buy him a multitool

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Sod all

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Advice on random things, which I enjoy imparting if I'm honest. Sadly that readiness to help is seldomly recriprocated."

Is it ? Does it have to be so transactional. Maybe they don't have what you're asking for

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Therapy

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Logical, kind and uncompromising advice.

I also keep secrets for others. "

Roles you didn’t consciously choose?

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Therapy"

Srsly ? Do you tell them they must surely be beyond help

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Therapy

Srsly ? Do you tell them they must surely be beyond help

I can be nice, at times.

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By *etwife8230Couple
23 weeks ago

Newport

Fix their lives 🤯

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By *ravelling_manXXXMan
23 weeks ago

Ormskirk

Advice

Shoulder to lean on

DIY

Help

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Slough

Friendship...!

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
23 weeks ago

Chester

Me - anything beauty

Hubby - anything that needs fixing or planning

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By *ad NannaWoman
23 weeks ago

East London

Money and childminding.

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By *aitonelMan
23 weeks ago

Liverpool

My awesomeness and people skills

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By *ilverfox 101Man
23 weeks ago

Cumbria

Anything that needs fixing and all types of DIY

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By *earditallWoman
23 weeks ago

Lancaster

To have a vent and get an honest opinion even if they don't like it.

I will tell people when they are being a dick or not

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
23 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

Catching spiders

Problem solving

Cuddles

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By *ife NinjaMan
23 weeks ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

Advice. Shoulder to cry on. Experience. That's all I'm wanted for these days 🤓🥷

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

On here, Tgirls asking about boobs or going out

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By *ookie46Woman
23 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Advice on many different things

Helping to boost their wellbeing, apparently spending time with me helps

Cuddles, I give the best snugs

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Not sexual! But what have you noticed over the years is a real recurring theme that people come to you for?"

People frequently come to me to ask to be introduced to someone, or to ask for free entry to something.

I only had the realisation last year. Now I use that as a marker for people I don’t want to speak with.

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"To have a vent and get an honest opinion even if they don't like it.

I will tell people when they are being a dick or not

That's quite rare isn't it! people , people often come for advice where they know it fits with what they already think !

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By *emonochromeMan
23 weeks ago

peterborough

Too dump their emotional baggage for no mutual benefit

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Advice on many different things

Helping to boost their wellbeing, apparently spending time with me helps

Cuddles, I give the best snugs "

Awww it certainly does 🥰

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
23 weeks ago

Hastings

Electrical problems as an electrician it systems I'm the go to.

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By *ixed MisterMan
23 weeks ago

London

At work - most things regardless if it's my job or not.

Personal life - advice

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By *ealitybitesMan
23 weeks ago

Belfast

Reality

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
23 weeks ago

Leeds

The no nonsense truth.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Free taxi service .I must have mug tattooed on my forehead

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By *iverstMan
23 weeks ago

Rossendale

Making things from steel

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By *rcadian110Couple
23 weeks ago

Barnsley

Djing and computer issues lol. I'm the local tech guy

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By *ir tootMan
23 weeks ago

Burton

"Not sexual! But what have you noticed over the years is a real recurring theme that people come to you for?"
only one near me, and that was money... but he's moved so err not anymore.

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By *tandardIssueNerdMan
23 weeks ago

Telford

Getting things from the top shelf and general tall guy things

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Wit and wisdom

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By *OTSOSUBTLEMan
23 weeks ago

DUBLIN

Brother sometimes asks for business advice. Customers come to me for my services. Thats it.

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
23 weeks ago

Devon

Cheering up with my nonsense

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
23 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Spare change

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
23 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Fashion advice , fillers and house flipping.

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Advice. Shoulder to cry on. Experience. That's all I'm wanted for these days 🤓🥷"

Awww.... you do seem a good Emotional container

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
23 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Food

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Spare change "

Do you tell them not to spend it all on dr*gs?

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By *ib.Man
23 weeks ago

Hampshire

Confiding/sharing, advice, money.

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By *ib.Man
23 weeks ago

Hampshire

"Confiding/sharing, advice, money.

Dunno why the last one (I'm poor).

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Food

That's me! Are you sure it's not an excuse to spend time with you?

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Confiding/sharing, advice, money.

Dunno why the last one (I'm poor)."

Maybe they know poor people are often poor because they don't hold on so tight to their money

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By *ookie46Woman
23 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Advice on many different things

Helping to boost their wellbeing, apparently spending time with me helps

Cuddles, I give the best snugs

Awww it certainly does 🥰"

That’s what friends are for 🥰

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By *r SproutMan
23 weeks ago

M54

Drinks

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By *ocialablechapMan
23 weeks ago

Paphos and also SW UK

Money, as a dad of 2 teenagers.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
23 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

"Food

That's me! Are you sure it's not an excuse to spend time with you? "

I like your way of thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Fixing cars, building flat pack, repairing broken things. It's amazing how many people cant follow simple instructions, like IKEA simple.

Oh and money. People creep out of the woodwork when they want money

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

General advice, workout tips/advice, tattooist recommendations, are you really that handsome? 🤔🤣... ok stretching the last one a tiny bit

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By *igblue70Man
23 weeks ago

Bootle

Fixing stuff, D.I.Y

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By *ib.Man
23 weeks ago

Hampshire

"Confiding/sharing, advice, money.

Dunno why the last one (I'm poor).

Maybe they know poor people are often poor because they don't hold on so tight to their money"

I think it's because of the first thing I listed - they know I'm not going to be judgmental or share the request with others.

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By *avexxMan
23 weeks ago

cheshire

advise.. i think its my age

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By *lderflowerAppleWoman
23 weeks ago

Hampshire

My neighbour seems to have far too a regular habit of running out of loo roll, which I am the go-to mug that keeps them supplied.

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By *ib.Man
23 weeks ago

Hampshire

"My neighbour seems to have far too a regular habit of running out of loo roll, which I am the go-to mug that keeps them supplied. "

I had a similar neighbour. It's no biggy up until a point.

They won't talk to me now after I stopped helping.

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By * D 777Man
23 weeks ago

bathgate

A ear for them to rant or advice , or something on construction works , or to have there back

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"My neighbour seems to have far too a regular habit of running out of loo roll, which I am the go-to mug that keeps them supplied. "

Tell them you only have used loo roll.

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By *inkShyWoman
23 weeks ago

near Windsor

Relationship advice, nutrition (weirdly) and revenge ideas 🤗

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By *vaRoseWoman
23 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

People just talk to me

Random strangers will open up about all sorts of things

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By *haft10Man
23 weeks ago

Wandsworth

Can I design something for free, video, web etc.

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By *eekaboo BellyMan
23 weeks ago

Bradford

Nothing. My face ensured none approach

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By *haft10Man
23 weeks ago

Wandsworth

to suck on the nob

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By *heeky trucker100Man
23 weeks ago

barnsley

Hugs and more hugs

Im know for it

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By *arvest84Man
23 weeks ago

brigg

to either sharpen their garden sheers , or scisors .

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

They usually ask me about tickets for things, have you got a presale link, what’s this venue like, I appear to be a one man Box Office.

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By *allDarkTypeMan
23 weeks ago

Lancs/ Manc/ South East

🎹 covers

Apparently I’m the human equivalent of a calm playlist.. I’ll take it 😄

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By *eralDeviantWoman
23 weeks ago

Hull

Sounding board with explosive reenforcing BS detector during their narration.

Apparently I'm not judgemental

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
23 weeks ago

Willenhall

No one comes to me for anything. Even the chuggers who set up shop in the supermarket exit route back off when I stare at them.

I love my cold, steely grey eyes.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
23 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Virtually everything as they know it goes no further 🙂

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"🎹 covers

Apparently I’m the human equivalent of a calm playlist.. I’ll take it 😄"

Are you a singer too ? You would fit right in tonight we have 2 professional singers and a guitarist!

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Not sexual! But what have you noticed over the years is a real recurring theme that people come to you for?"

To sort their pain out

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Central

I'm trustworthy.

I know plants really well and can advise expertly.

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By *aseylee324Couple
23 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Cake

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By *aphunterMan
23 weeks ago

horsham

People come to me for advice a lot as I am calm. Also to ask for measurements …

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Sewing stuff, making them clothes I guess.

Gardening/plant advice also.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
23 weeks ago

Castlebar

Telling me stuff...secrets about people. I never repeat them. It teaches me a lot about people... hearing these secrets. I feel like it gives me an insight into people that I'd never had.

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By *rincessArielWoman
23 weeks ago

The bottom of the Ocean

The only people that come to me for anything are my kids. And it's usually for money with them.

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By *ottsbluesMan
23 weeks ago

Nottingham

Dad taxi!

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By *orphia2003Woman
23 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Babysitting, borrow money, cake.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
23 weeks ago

Leeds

Fancy dress costumes

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By *onin25Man
23 weeks ago

Durham

I'm the family IT guy, and at work people come to me to pick my brains so much I have very little brains left to pick.

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By *alandNitaCouple
23 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

"Fixing stuff and IT stuff "

Me too....

Cal

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By *acca2020Man
23 weeks ago

Oldham/Failsworth / Manchester

Most guys off here just want to use my mouth and throat.

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By *ven888Man
23 weeks ago

london

Massages, as i did a course

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By *eeyasoonMan
23 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Always hanging doors …. Hanging doors …. Hanging doors 😂"

yeap me too,

or somthing is wrong and needs fixed

like my mate who needed his kitchen fixed sorry re-built

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By *lectrictouchMan
23 weeks ago

inverarary

Food and drink

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
23 weeks ago

East Sussex

Company

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By *ackandsallyCouple
23 weeks ago

Ireland

People tell me loads, not sure why. I suppose I give off a trusting vibe. Also the last few year People keep asking me to help with DIY stuff 🤔 which is a mistake I'm terrible at that!...think that's because I'm getting older and people expect that 🤣🤣

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
23 weeks ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

I am good at taking in parcels …oh and I appear to be the font of all knowledge

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Can you fix this" being in the service trade everyone always needs something fixing 🤣🤣

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By *ertsman46Man
23 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

Same being a builder always can you come have a look at this only a small job

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By *weetiepie99Woman
23 weeks ago

cardiff

Comfort

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By *ellinever70Woman
23 weeks ago

Ayrshire

My easy charm

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By *allDarkTypeMan
23 weeks ago

Lancs/ Manc/ South East

"🎹 covers

Apparently I’m the human equivalent of a calm playlist.. I’ll take it 😄

Are you a singer too ? You would fit right in tonight we have 2 professional singers and a guitarist! "

I’m actually a pianist. Sounds like we’ve got the makings of a band already. My singing is strictly a private shower activity 😂😬

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
23 weeks ago

London

"🎹 covers

Apparently I’m the human equivalent of a calm playlist.. I’ll take it 😄

Are you a singer too ? You would fit right in tonight we have 2 professional singers and a guitarist!

I’m actually a pianist. Sounds like we’ve got the makings of a band already. My singing is strictly a private shower activity 😂😬"

The Fab Four!

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By *rSuave88Man
23 weeks ago

Mirfield

To give me stress

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By *obbyb123Man
23 weeks ago

south shields

Money! I stopped all that tho, noticed when they got the message no more meant no more I never see or even hear from them anymore.

Now I've got a few female friends who just like to moan on about their problems, don't mind that but when u give them advice and they don't take it and keep on doing what they moan on about it gets tedious!

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By *eekySweetheartWoman
23 weeks ago

Hampshire

Emotional support! However a really shit time a couple of years ago saw no one reach out to me so I have been gradually reducing this xx

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By *igrobboMan
23 weeks ago

Sunderland

Guaranteed on the 25th of every month people come to me for money cause they no it's payday.

(Bills don't pay themselves apparently)

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By *ustYouWoman
23 weeks ago

Glasgow, west end

Gardening chat!

I love it, growing beautiful things, swapping bulbs and seeds, filthy mulch chat, composting and admiration of my hydrangeas will guarantee my immediate affections.

Give me peonies and I will thank you.

Give me a peony root I will thank you VERY thoroughly indeed.

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By *exy RexyMan
23 weeks ago

Up North

Plastic bags

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By *uttercupWoman
22 weeks ago

Borders

Money

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By *ydaz70Man
22 weeks ago

Rotherham /newquay

Money or fix there car now days

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By *iz..Woman
22 weeks ago

Somewhere Over The Rainbow..

I listen and don't judge.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

As i work in IT they mainly come to me when something IT related goes wrong.

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
22 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"People tell me loads, not sure why. I suppose I give off a trusting vibe. Also the last few year People keep asking me to help with DIY stuff 🤔 which is a mistake I'm terrible at that!...think that's because I'm getting older and people expect that 🤣🤣"

I think that's true , I get asked a lot too or even just for DIY advice. I think you underestimate your own advice sometimes if you've been doing diy for decades (even badly) younger people can learn a lot from you .... and of course being retired people think you have unlimited time !

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By *erry 58Man
22 weeks ago

Doncaster

Landscaping services , bush trimming

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
22 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Food and drink

What's on the menu ?

Call us shallow but we've been known to meet based on what they're cooking

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
22 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Landscaping services , bush trimming "

No comment

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By *ineapple13Couple
22 weeks ago

Nearby

I sort problems, help they go away, but not many are for coming when I have a problem.

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By *abido83Man
22 weeks ago

Chester

I keep pigs...if you know you know!

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By *tyoursecretserviceMan
22 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

My age, "older videos" and roll play x

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By *obilebottomMan
22 weeks ago

All over

Cake mainly, the odd secret recipe too when they like some kind of dinner I cooked and for matching them up, in the threads that is

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By *007ManMan
22 weeks ago

Worthing

Tech help. Word does get around!

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By *iz..Woman
22 weeks ago

Somewhere Over The Rainbow..

"I keep pigs...if you know you know!"

I have a list

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By *riel13Woman
22 weeks ago

Northampton

Honesty

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By *elaxed CoupleCouple
22 weeks ago

Cheshire

Money. Every other email or phone call is trying to get us to spend money. It got tedious a long time ago. They've been told to do one, but the message never hits home. It used to be double glazing, now it's finance, tech things & phone systems.

Boring.

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By *smith87Man
22 weeks ago

totton

Inappropriate humour

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By *ella69Man
22 weeks ago

just outside bridgend

Plastering services...fill in cracks ( that's a joke )

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By *ustYouWoman
22 weeks ago

Glasgow, west end

Awww, wherever my path takes me, may I always remember who I was when I was destitute.

I'm okay with being a generous poor,lol

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By *partharmonyCouple
22 weeks ago

Tonbridge

A non-medical form of Valium.

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By *dinburghWomanWoman
22 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Fixing whatever is wrong with the works printer/scanner

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By *he Silver FuxMan
22 weeks ago

Utero

Good company, a holiday companion, emotional support and anything that needs fixing

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By *EAT..85Woman
22 weeks ago

Nottingham

Home life- Relaxation. Apparently people feel calm and at peace around me.

Work - bloody everything. I make the time for people where management don't and will research company things I don't know the answer to for them.

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By *ustYouWoman
22 weeks ago

Glasgow, west end

Ahhh, a fellow botanist I see?

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By *ABflirtyWoman
22 weeks ago

Norfolk

"Confiding/sharing, advice, money.

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yes me too x

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
22 weeks ago

South Wales

Food seeing as I do all the cooking xx 😄

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

When they need a diy job done 😔

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
22 weeks ago

Round the bend

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan
22 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

"[Removed by poster at 29/01/26 00:30:50]"

Your arse

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By *entlemanrogueMan
22 weeks ago

Motherwell

Advice.

As if I have my shit together.

Who really does?

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By *bw81Man
22 weeks ago

ipswich

Between 7 and 21 courses and show off their wealth

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By *iz..Woman
22 weeks ago

Somewhere Over The Rainbow..

Blow jobs.

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan
22 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

"Blow jobs. "

That is true

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By *hunderaceMan
22 weeks ago

Dudley

Advice on genital husbandry...

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan
22 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

My cock

Or sometimes my tongue

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By *iz..Woman
22 weeks ago

Somewhere Over The Rainbow..

"My cock

Or sometimes my tongue "

True that.

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan
22 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

"My cock

Or sometimes my tongue

True that."

You do seem to enjoy x

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By *iz..Woman
22 weeks ago

Somewhere Over The Rainbow..

"My cock

Or sometimes my tongue

True that.

You do seem to enjoy x"

Please Sir, may I have some more.

Can ya come back upstairs now please? I need water 😘

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan
22 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

"My cock

Or sometimes my tongue

True that.

You do seem to enjoy x

Please Sir, may I have some more.

Can ya come back upstairs now please? I need water 😘"

No chance dribble chops

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By *iz..Woman
22 weeks ago

Somewhere Over The Rainbow..

"My cock

Or sometimes my tongue

True that.

You do seem to enjoy x

Please Sir, may I have some more.

Can ya come back upstairs now please? I need water 😘

No chance dribble chops "

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
22 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Between 7 and 21 courses and show off their wealth "

Do they bring their own 'pies'?

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By *irm40Man
22 weeks ago

Birmingham

Slab garden or tarmac driveway

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By *emptme1993Man
22 weeks ago

manchester

Just general advice. I’m the typical, gives great advice but follows none of it themselves 🤦‍♂️

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
22 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Home life- Relaxation. Apparently people feel calm and at peace around me.

Yep, your presence is replenishing !

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
22 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Slab garden or tarmac driveway "

Decking ?

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By *irm40Man
22 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Slab garden or tarmac driveway

Decking ?

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can do it

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By *abs9Man
22 weeks ago

driffield

Money!! They know I’m generous by nature, they also know I’m kind , caring etc. which is crap @ times because I get shit on a lot & still don’t learn!!

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
22 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Money!! They know I’m generous by nature, they also know I’m kind , caring etc. which is crap @ times because I get shit on a lot & still don’t learn!!"

Awww you sound really lovely..... can we have some ?

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
22 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Just general advice. I’m the typical, gives great advice but follows none of it themselves 🤦‍♂️ "

How do you know it's great advice if you haven't tested it yourself?

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By *homas400Man
22 weeks ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

Usually to fix something, or to listen to their problems. Maybe I'm a good listener...or maybe I'm not judgemental.

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By *evice1987Man
22 weeks ago

SW London

Mental health issues and heart ache

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By *og and Muse OP Couple
22 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Usually to fix something, or to listen to their problems. Maybe I'm a good listener...or maybe I'm not judgemental."

Good listeners are very very rare, being genuinely interested and caring without offering advice or trying to fix.

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By *abs9Man
22 weeks ago

driffield

"Money!! They know I’m generous by nature, they also know I’m kind , caring etc. which is crap @ times because I get shit on a lot & still don’t learn!!

Awww you sound really lovely..... can we have some ? "
… I’ve been thru Dubai on a few occasions, u should give me some!!

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
22 weeks ago

carluke

To build it fix things

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
22 weeks ago

Ryde

A break from their (usually) miserable home lives, where things have broken down and they need some uncomplicated, non-judgmental fun. This is usually accompanied by a good cuppa or a nice whisky.

Oh and spanking. Lots and lots of spanking!

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