FabSwingers.com forum: The average person

By *ellowshipOfTheSwing OP Couple
26 weeks ago

Manchester

Apparently the average person has sex about 51 times a year. I’m not sure I’m ready for the next couple of days!

Are you ahead of the curve or behind it?

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By *yprusdreamWoman
26 weeks ago

Cyprus

I'm well behind 🤣🤣

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Apparently the average person has sex about 51 times a year. I’m not sure I’m ready for the next couple of days!

Are you ahead of the curve or behind it? "

I’m VERY MUCH ahead of it 😇😇👍🏻

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By *rSuave88Man
26 weeks ago

Mirfield

Somebody else must be using up most of my allocation to keep that average at 51 (lucky buggers!) 😳

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
26 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh.

Way fucking ahead 💜

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By *ldmagic4uMan
26 weeks ago

Nailsea

Don't think I would catch up before the end of the year even if attended an orgy. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

It’s out of site and heading to the minus’s

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By *earditallWoman
26 weeks ago

Lancaster

Behind

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By *oeBeansMan
26 weeks ago

Derby

If that's the case, 2026 is gonna be a hell of a year to balance out the average. I can't wait!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I'm definitely way below average on this 😂

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By *Silver-Man
26 weeks ago

North Wales

That works out to once a week, I'm so behind.

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By *pinningfasterWoman
26 weeks ago

Birmingham

Way behind 🤣

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By *infullyObedientWoman
26 weeks ago

Woodley

Well behind for me.

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By *orksguy1965Man
26 weeks ago

Howden

Im well below average

help

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By *tandardIssueNerdMan
26 weeks ago

Telford

I don't think I have enough bodily fluids to make up the difference in the 1.5 days remaining

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By *r_firmwareMan
26 weeks ago

Luton

Way way behind

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By *arum73Man
26 weeks ago

Salisbury

Way behind. Probably 10% of that number and on a downward trajectory!

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By *yprusdreamWoman
26 weeks ago

Cyprus

I'm going to make up for it in 2026 that's for sure 😈🫦

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I'm Mr average but not in this case I'm well behind

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By *indenMan
26 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

I have some catching up to do, I won’t be able to walk by 2026…..

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Surprisingly way ahead, considering we live 2 hours apart.

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By *emptme1993Man
26 weeks ago

manchester

I’m well behind it, tomorrow I’m gonna be hitting my record 🤣

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By *layfullsamMan
26 weeks ago

Solihull

"Apparently the average person has sex about 51 times a year. I’m not sure I’m ready for the next couple of days!

Are you ahead of the curve or behind it? "

This can’t be true

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By *offee Cocktails and CumCouple
26 weeks ago

Waterlooville

so far ahead

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By *estructionDollyWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester

Didn't realise we were supposed to be keeping count 😱

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By *gincourt_againMan
26 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain

Wait, what?

Sex?

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By *ittleJohn5Man
26 weeks ago

Wickham Market

What’s sex

Been so long I’ve forgotten

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Didn't realise we were supposed to be keeping count 😱"

🤣 If you've lost count I reckon you're OK ! 🤭

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By *r Light YearMan
26 weeks ago

Brighton

Clearly there's one or two over-active MFers out there that are skewing that average upwards. The cheek of them! 😠

😂

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By *ellhungvweMan
26 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"Clearly there's one or two over-active MFers out there that are skewing that average upwards. The cheek of them! 😠

😂"

Sorry. I will try to slow down next year

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
26 weeks ago

Next Door

Ive got some making up to do

😉😊🤷‍♀️🤣

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By *uteguyhereMan
26 weeks ago

leeds

Way behind!!!!!

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By *onin25Man
26 weeks ago

Durham

Maybe we should find out how many wanks the average person has in a year?

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I'm 51 encounters behind

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple
26 weeks ago

South Wales

Pretty much bang average then. With kids cock-blocking, once a week sounds about right sadly.

Once a month with other couples counts as double though, right 😉

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By *D40Couple
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Oops it appears i am a slacker....

Mrs _d40

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By *SCouple81Couple
26 weeks ago

Between Edinburgh and Scottish Borders

We are ahead

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Central

With an ageing population, many of them having no sex

. It does pull the average down. Still above average here

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By *oeBeansMan
26 weeks ago

Derby

Seeing all the people ahead makes me want to tell them to get fucked but that would just put the average up even higher!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
26 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Seeing all the people ahead makes me want to tell them to get fucked but that would just put the average up even higher! "

I'm well behind if that helps 🤣🤣

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By *earditallWoman
26 weeks ago

Lancaster

If it involves solo sex I'm way ahead

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By *gincourt_againMan
26 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain

"Oops it appears i am a slacker....

Mrs _d40"

Doesn’t loosen every nut then

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By *orbidden eastMan
26 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

Does that include DIY? 😂😂😂

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By *acey_RedWoman
26 weeks ago

Liverpool

I think I'm probably about average or maybe a little below.

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By *kphooey43Man
26 weeks ago

Barnet

"Oh.

Way fucking ahead 💜"

You have shattered my illusion!

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By *onin25Man
26 weeks ago

Durham

"If it involves solo sex I'm way ahead

Googled wank stats and apparently 140 times a year for a man, 53 times for a woman. So at least I'm ahead of the curve there.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

First I need to find the curve 😅😭🤣

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By *ustincider888Man
26 weeks ago

Chorley

I'm well below average, probably half if that this year

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By *earditallWoman
26 weeks ago

Lancaster

"If it involves solo sex I'm way ahead

Googled wank stats and apparently 140 times a year for a man, 53 times for a woman. So at least I'm ahead of the curve there. "

Im way ahead of the curve there

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By *weetiepie99Woman
26 weeks ago

cardiff

I mean, if you are in a couple its usually average or above. If single (me), way below...but that's fine...I think...

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By *egDayEnthusiastMan
26 weeks ago

NorthWest

Ahead of course...

I have sex 3 times a day with A list celebrities...

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By *r_WeimaranerMan
26 weeks ago

Swaythling, Southampton

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By *onin25Man
26 weeks ago

Durham

"If it involves solo sex I'm way ahead

Googled wank stats and apparently 140 times a year for a man, 53 times for a woman. So at least I'm ahead of the curve there.

Im way ahead of the curve there

Why do women wank so much less than men? Or do some of you lie about it?

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By *r_WeimaranerMan
26 weeks ago

Swaythling, Southampton

"Apparently the average person has sex about 51 times a year. I’m not sure I’m ready for the next couple of days!

Are you ahead of the curve or behind it? "

That curve is SO FAR ahead....the curve is just a dot!!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
26 weeks ago

Leeds

I think we're ahead although if bjs etc don't count then probably behind 😂

Mrs

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By *exy RexyMan
26 weeks ago

Up North

Does wanking count?

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By *manteeCouple
26 weeks ago

Manchester

Very much ahead as we fuck every day

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By *igBeardyDanMan
26 weeks ago

Bilston

Im way way way behind

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By *earditallWoman
26 weeks ago

Lancaster

"If it involves solo sex I'm way ahead

Googled wank stats and apparently 140 times a year for a man, 53 times for a woman. So at least I'm ahead of the curve there.

Im way ahead of the curve there

Why do women wank so much less than men? Or do some of you lie about it? "

Its not just there in your face for women and we tend to experts at bringing ourself off quickly

And maybe we dont

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By *evonFbsCouple
26 weeks ago

East Devon

Way ahead this year must average 3 times a week

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By *gincourt_againMan
26 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain

"I think I'm probably about average or maybe a little below."

Waits to see the lines of single males saying you’re way above

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By *yprusdreamWoman
26 weeks ago

Cyprus

"If it involves solo sex I'm way ahead

Googled wank stats and apparently 140 times a year for a man, 53 times for a woman. So at least I'm ahead of the curve there. "

Way ahead then, thank you for that stat, feel much better now

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
26 weeks ago

Hatfield

Who wants to be average anyway ….

( er im a bit behind )

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
26 weeks ago

Hatfield

"Im way way way behind"

Be sensitive to others ….. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

FFS so now I'm below average!

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By *rs spicyCouple
26 weeks ago

Chesterfield near town centre

I think I've easily beaten that figure and Mr Spicy isn't too far behind me.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
26 weeks ago

Hatfield

"FFS so now I'm below average! "

Not sure many will agree to that one Raven ..

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By *lackadderMan
26 weeks ago

Eastbourne

I don't even know where the curve starts..

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"FFS so now I'm below average!

Not sure many will agree to that one Raven .."

I have sex a lot less than 51 times a year.

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By *egDayEnthusiastMan
26 weeks ago

NorthWest

"FFS so now I'm below average!

Not sure many will agree to that one Raven ..

I have sex a lot less than 51 times a year."

What a noob!

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
26 weeks ago

Hatfield

"FFS so now I'm below average!

Not sure many will agree to that one Raven ..

I have sex a lot less than 51 times a year."

But you are not average (was my point )

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Well behind curve

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By *uenevereWoman
26 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Probably a bit behind this year.

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By *ealitybitesMan
26 weeks ago

Belfast

That sounds like a lifetime of fucks

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
26 weeks ago

Reading

I’m so far behind the average for having sex it’s no wonder I’m well above the average on solo activities.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
26 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

One every half hour between now and til the bells ring would catch me up 😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

With a wide spread of outliers, the median might be a better measure than the mean.

Obviously I’m just trying to make myself feel better here

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By *aughty CornishmanMan
26 weeks ago

Newquay

Well short of the average, really wish I wasn't.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
26 weeks ago

Reading

Oh lord, way way behind.

So looking forward to so much sex next year. Please form an orderly queue 😂

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By *cherryblossom-Woman
26 weeks ago

South glos

If I start now I might get to 51 times by around 2085

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
26 weeks ago

Niche

When partnered up I'd tick that box in one lusty long weekend away... 🥸

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By *tormQueenWoman
26 weeks ago

All over the place

"Apparently the average person has sex about 51 times a year. I’m not sure I’m ready for the next couple of days!

Are you ahead of the curve or behind it? "

Im definitley planning on hitting this average early next year 😁

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By *eekaboo BellyMan
26 weeks ago

Bradford

Once every 7 years is a bit behind average

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By *eroLondonMan
26 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Apparently the average person has sex about 51 times a year. I’m not sure I’m ready for the next couple of days!

Are you ahead of the curve or behind it?

Im definitley planning on hitting this average early next year 😁"

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"early next year" — she means by the 1st January. 📈

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
26 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

well i haven't had sex so way below average

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By *tormQueenWoman
26 weeks ago

All over the place

"Apparently the average person has sex about 51 times a year. I’m not sure I’m ready for the next couple of days!

Are you ahead of the curve or behind it?

Im definitley planning on hitting this average early next year 😁

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"early next year" — she means by the 1st January. 📈"

You flatter me 😚

18th I reckon 😎

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By *orphia2003Woman
26 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Behind I think. I haven't actually counted.

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By *inkyukxxxCouple
26 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

Think we’re covered for the next 1000 years in advance hahaha

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By *og and MuseCouple
26 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Average is higher than I thought considering how old people live now and the amount

of people in sexless marriages, seems the rest of us are doing it on a daily basis!

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By *antra MassageMan
26 weeks ago

Glastonbury

I'm definitely below average. What happened? Lack of opportunity. Fishing trips( seasick), mountain climbing( too tired),family( very satisfying in other ways).

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
26 weeks ago

Chester

I'm ahead

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
26 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What counts as having sex?

Penetration? Male orgasm? Time spent continuously with one person engaged in sexual activity?

Mrs TMN x

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By *ellowshipOfTheSwing OP Couple
26 weeks ago

Manchester

"Average is higher than I thought considering how old people live now and the amount

of people in sexless marriages, seems the rest of us are doing it on a daily basis!

It’s the old folks with their bionic hips and saga cruises. They’re like rabbits

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By *ellowshipOfTheSwing OP Couple
26 weeks ago

Manchester

"What counts as having sex?

Penetration? Male orgasm? Time spent continuously with one person engaged in sexual activity?

Mrs TMN x"

*leafs through study*

Fucking

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
26 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"What counts as having sex?

Penetration? Male orgasm? Time spent continuously with one person engaged in sexual activity?

Mrs TMN x

*leafs through study*

Fucking"

Ah, well in that case… no idea 🤷‍♀️

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By *nexplored kinksMan
26 weeks ago

Oldham

Now..... Way behind

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
26 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Average is higher than I thought considering how old people live now and the amount

of people in sexless marriages, seems the rest of us are doing it on a daily basis!

It’s the old folks with their bionic hips and saga cruises. They’re like rabbits "

Fluffy tails and floppy ears?

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
26 weeks ago

cirencester

I thought it was 69 times....

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
26 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I thought it was 69 times...."

WAHEY

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Not even on the list…. Celibacy has become very much the norm for me sadly…

But then again it’s not like I’ve been actively seeking out a new woman partner…

I thought I was going to break the dry spell this year but it fell through after a few months of being wooed by a friend from work only for her to tell me that she was going back to her god and unless I followed her path she wasn’t interested anymore… this was on the night before our planed first date 🤦‍♂️😂

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
26 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Who's counting...

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By *iverstMan
26 weeks ago

Rossendale

Whilst I am below average quantity wise, the quality this year has been awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Don't even think I've had it 51 times in my life.

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By *ddie1966Man
26 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Bloody hell... In financial terms, I'm in negative equity.

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
26 weeks ago

The Lake District

Well atleast I know I'm not average,defo an under achiever it seems

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By *im le2Man
26 weeks ago

AYLESTONE

Just like the average cock size is 5.5 inches that means for every guy with ten inch there's another with one inch.

51 times a year does that include jerking off.

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