FabSwingers.com: L (47) & G (55) , Couple in Waterlooville, South East, UK

Hi… we’re L&G, we are experienced swingers and know (and enjoy) the ropes…

PLEASE READ OUR PROFILE BEFORE MESSAGING, WINKING OR FRIEND REQUESTING… IT’LL STOP YOU BEING BLOCKED. WE ONLY ACCEPT FRIEND REQUESTS WHEN WE’VE ACTUALLY MET. Sorry too many content collectors on here. When we post content on here it doesn’t give single guys who are not our preference a pass to contact, friends request or wink… Spank one out and enjoy WITHOUT being a COCKWOMBLE! If you send a message, friends request or wink, then you will be blocked.

Mr has been disconnected so no risk of pregnancy, Mrs, the factory is closed! Therefore our preference is for SAME ROOM, FULL SWAP, BI, BAREBACK PLAY… but that is just our preference and WE WILL ALWAYS ACCOMMODATE THE PREFERENCES OF OTHERS. We will wink if we are interested. If we're not your cup of tea - please acknowledge and say so! not doing so is just damn rude. We totally respect everyone’s preferences and completely acknowledge we won’t be to everyone’s taste.

WE ARE NOT ABLE TO ACCOMMODATE. So if you wink or whatever and you can’t… straight in the bin! We won’t agree to meet if you offer to pay for a hotel. If you’re genuinely travelling on business we MAY consider a meet. Likewise our TIME IS PRECIOUS, therefore if you ARRANGE a meet and fail to show or piss us about… blocked!

BISEXUAL OR STRAIGHT COUPLES AND BISEXUAL SINGLES ONLY FOR PRIVATE MEETS. No straight single guys or women… blocked... Although Mrs L does enjoy a black guy. Therefore if we ever want a single straight (black) guy, we will find you, and it’ll be a time limited offer, and NO the Mr won’t try and fuck you!

EXPERIENCE tells us that BI-CURIOUS GUYS aren’t curious or bi, simply saying they are to expand their opportunity to play with Mrs L… blocked!

Whilst we love to fuck, for us, OUR FAMILY LIFE WILL ALWAYS TAKE PRIORITY. We are part of a throuple with our Unicorn, Miss S. We're here for a good time, not a long time! We are looking to MEET SIMILARLY MINDED PEOPLE for fun and not looking for long email ping pong without meeting. We will be direct and discontinue conversations and block if the dialogue stops, is one sided, single worded or non-committal. WE’RE NOT HERE TO CHAT! We're here to FUCK!

FACE PICTURE EXCHANGE IS A MUST.

WE ONLY EVER PLAY TOGETHER. Very occasionally G will look for some male on male only fun, with Mrs L's knowledge and awareness. Sometimes We might also seek to arrange a meet where we have our unicorn, Miss S, with us too.

Sorry, personal preference but no CD, TV or TS and we won’t meet heavy smokers, 420 etc. If you need drugs to enjoy sex you’re doing it wrong.

We are both shaven or closely trimmed and prefer the same in others. We don’t want to clean your carpet! We expect good personal hygiene.

Current Travel:

30/04/25 - Friends & Co

05-8/05/25 - Marrakech, Morocco

10/05/25 - Friends & Co

24/05/25 - Party in Sussex

31/05/25 - Friends & Co BBQ

22/06/25 - Chameleons

23/06/25 - Chameleons

25-28/06/25 - Bucharest, Romania

09-16/09/25 - Venus Star, PDI, GC

01-08/12/25 - PDI, GC

We’re both quadruple vaccinated for COVID. We are responsible swingers and always make sure we get clinic checks every month. You should do the same. Most recent test results:

G: 16/04/2025 on prep

L: 10/03/2025

For anyone wanting to order an STI kit please use the link copied here:

https://www.letstalkaboutit.nhs.uk/

We wish everyone well in finding your own special, naughty playmates. L&Gx

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