FabSwingers.com forum: Things Fabswingers don't say

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't believe as a couple only looking for a couple we have had no emails from single males"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a single guy I am secure and am patiently awaiting a message or wink.

I am satisfied with my profile and don't care what people think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe as a single male I've not had a reply to my 1000's of messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Yes I do 'fancy a fuk', shall I come over?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I can't believe as a couple only looking for a couple we have had no emails from single males"

Ffffing cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a single female i will meet at random and to anyone who sends a hi im in your area message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish women would stop messaging me all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a couple od course I will send the woman out on her own don't care who you are and you have no verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please impregnate me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single woman - I think there's a problem with my inbox, I've been on here 20mins and I've not been bombarded with msgs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so glad you haven't read my profile

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I think profiles with no pics are the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what this site could do with... more cock shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cannot travel cannot accommodate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cannot travel cannot accommodate"

Mine used to say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cannot travel cannot accommodate

Mine used to say that

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a single female i will meet at random and to anyone who sends a hi im in your area message

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Hi I am in your area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got out of jail and I'm sooo horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got out of jail and I'm sooo horny"

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Every person who put themselves on the club party list, turned up

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I love one liner messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where am I going right?

Profile feedback ? No thanks - I'm perfectly capable of writing my own!

Why do single guys have it soooo easy?

It's not the idiots/time wasters/fakes fault really - if only I adjusted my approach !!

You're totally right - not replying to messages isn't rude at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"please impregnate me

Funny you should say that but have seen one asking for that very thing.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

I don't mind at all that you don't have a face pic and will be more than happy to meet you at any time suitable to yourself !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/06/13 16:45:10]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"here is our address see you in an hour"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman here love beer tummys bigger more then jim fit , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always insist on my mum watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course bareback isn't a problem for me, sharing is caring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm doing this because its all my husband went on about for 6 months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't work or have any life whatsoever outside of swinging. Family life means nothing to us so can meet at the drop of a hat please leave as little notice as possible before inviting us to meet you and whatever we are doing we will drop it immediately and come over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"please impregnate me

Funny you should say that but have seen one asking for that very thing.

Ive been asked for it ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone with no sense of smell would be preferable

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

I'm not really sure I like sex...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single females I am blocking you but will find you when it's convenient for me not when you message me begging to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe as a single male I've not had a reply to my 1000's of messages

Some single guys moan about this on threads all the time so it doesnt qualify surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I can't believe as a couple only looking for a couple we have had no emails from single males"

Alternative wording:

"I can't believe we finally managed to set up our message filters so as not to get unwanted mail. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies slow down I am getting inundated I will attempt to answer all message! Been on two hours and have 500 messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies please don't send me any more fanny shots, I know what one looks like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies please don't send me any more fanny shots, I know what one looks like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""I can't believe as a couple only looking for a couple we have had no emails from single males"

Alternative wording:

"I can't believe we finally managed to set up our message filters so as not to get unwanted mail. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just looked at ur pics .. On any normal day would not touch u with a barge pole but im gagging for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant get over all them bi single fems mailing me for wild sex 100s, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen ur pics .. What was u thinking wearing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just looked at ur pics .. On any normal day would not touch u with a barge pole but im gagging for it

I've been sent a message with that in and then he got the hump when I (not so) politely refused his kind offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never wash or take pride in my appearance and I expect you to be the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A single guy decided he didn't want to join us both for sex after all, but we totally respect his right to choose. Good for him."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just looked at ur pics .. On any normal day would not touch u with a barge pole but im gagging for it

I've been sent a message with that in and then he got the hump when I (not so) politely refused his kind offer.

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lol it was not me hun

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