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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Asked dave if I could use some of his shaving gel, he goes and gets it for me.

Now I cant read a thing without my glasses.

Start to shave my flower, and it starts to get a tad warm, I say to him,.whats in the gel, cos im getting abit warm here. He looks at the can and says oopps, ive given you the menthyl and eucloyptus one by mistake..

Im now sat in the garden with legs open trying to fecking cool it down.

He is upstairs pissing himself laughing

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Eeek!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

After sun lotion

....now, tomreturn to laughing...sorry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asked dave if I could use some of his shaving gel, he goes and gets it for me.

Now I cant read a thing without my glasses.

Start to shave my flower, and it starts to get a tad warm, I say to him,.whats in the gel, cos im getting abit warm here. He looks at the can and says oopps, ive given you the menthyl and eucloyptus one by mistake..

Im now sat in the garden with legs open trying to fecking cool it down.

He is upstairs pissing himself laughing "

get a bag of frozen peas on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeek!"

Thats not exactly what I said xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouchie ouchie!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After sun lotion

....now, tomreturn to laughing...sorry... "

After sun, im glowing, wont need to turn a light on tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ouchie ouchie!! "

Need to think up a suitable payback now xx

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Sounds like Dave is in trouble

Make him sit through Britians got bloody talent, that should cure him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Sounds like Dave is in trouble

Make him sit through Britians got bloody talent, that should cure him.

"

Have a meet tonight, at least ge wont need to breathe through his ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear.. Typing while having a coughing fit with laughing so much x

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


" Sounds like Dave is in trouble

Make him sit through Britians got bloody talent, that should cure him.

Have a meet tonight, at least ge wont need to breathe through his ears"

Lol Have fun then.

I'm dj-ing at Poole's top venue, the local Royal british legion club.

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

should have gone to specsavers lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Sounds like Dave is in trouble

Make him sit through Britians got bloody talent, that should cure him.

Have a meet tonight, at least ge wont need to breathe through his ears

Lol Have fun then.

I'm dj-ing at Poole's top venue, the local Royal british legion club.

"

You know how to live life to the max baz, have fun xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

One of the first time letsbe came to mine I thought he was going to have to take me to the hospital because I'd veeted my foof and felt like I had 3rd degree burns!!!!!

Luckily the pain subsided while we were out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of the first time letsbe came to mine I thought he was going to have to take me to the hospital because I'd veeted my foof and felt like I had 3rd degree burns!!!!!

Luckily the pain subsided while we were out "

Shouldnt laugh, but so funny. Try explaining that to a nurse

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Asked dave if I could use some of his shaving gel, he goes and gets it for me.

Now I cant read a thing without my glasses.

Start to shave my flower, and it starts to get a tad warm, I say to him,.whats in the gel, cos im getting abit warm here. He looks at the can and says oopps, ive given you the menthyl and eucloyptus one by mistake..

Im now sat in the garden with legs open trying to fecking cool it down.

He is upstairs pissing himself laughing "

I understand that a constant moisture source will help... Like a tongue...!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Asked dave if I could use some of his shaving gel, he goes and gets it for me.

Now I cant read a thing without my glasses.

Start to shave my flower, and it starts to get a tad warm, I say to him,.whats in the gel, cos im getting abit warm here. He looks at the can and says oopps, ive given you the menthyl and eucloyptus one by mistake..

Im now sat in the garden with legs open trying to fecking cool it down.

He is upstairs pissing himself laughing

I understand that a constant moisture source will help... Like a tongue...! "

Youre miles away xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sliced cucumber will help draw the discomfort

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sliced cucumber will help draw the discomfort"

No cucumber, dave said hes up for a salad,

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Asked dave if I could use some of his shaving gel, he goes and gets it for me.

Now I cant read a thing without my glasses.

Start to shave my flower, and it starts to get a tad warm, I say to him,.whats in the gel, cos im getting abit warm here. He looks at the can and says oopps, ive given you the menthyl and eucloyptus one by mistake..

Im now sat in the garden with legs open trying to fecking cool it down.

He is upstairs pissing himself laughing

I understand that a constant moisture source will help... Like a tongue...!

Youre miles away xx"

Unfortunately true...!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Sliced cucumber will help draw the discomfort

No cucumber, dave said hes up for a salad, "

There's the payback then....! Use the cucumber the put it on his salad...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of the first time letsbe came to mine I thought he was going to have to take me to the hospital because I'd veeted my foof and felt like I had 3rd degree burns!!!!!

Luckily the pain subsided while we were out

Shouldnt laugh, but so funny. Try explaining that to a nurse "

I looked after her when we were back. Gave her my homemade cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asked dave if I could use some of his shaving gel, he goes and gets it for me.

Now I cant read a thing without my glasses.

Start to shave my flower, and it starts to get a tad warm, I say to him,.whats in the gel, cos im getting abit warm here. He looks at the can and says oopps, ive given you the menthyl and eucloyptus one by mistake..

Im now sat in the garden with legs open trying to fecking cool it down.

He is upstairs pissing himself laughing "

ROFPMSL!!!!! The times I have turned the tables on women with that little gem

There used to be one Gillette made (probably changed the name and dolubled the price now) which claimed to be 'soothing' for men, but apply it to lady-parts and it was the complete opposite!!

8-0 Ted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After sun lotion

....now, tomreturn to laughing...sorry...

After sun, im glowing, wont need to turn a light on tonight "
Fanny by gashlight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shouldn't laugh

But just had to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ouchie ouchie!!

Need to think up a suitable payback now xx"
put some fiery jack in his boxers and watch him sweat or rub a bit around the rim of his glass !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did have to lol!

aloe vera gel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was very very funny!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"After sun lotion

....now, tomreturn to laughing...sorry...

After sun, im glowing, wont need to turn a light on tonight Fanny by gashlight "

Genuinely laughing out loud like a loon at that one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of the first time letsbe came to mine I thought he was going to have to take me to the hospital because I'd veeted my foof and felt like I had 3rd degree burns!!!!!

Luckily the pain subsided while we were out

Shouldnt laugh, but so funny. Try explaining that to a nurse

Good man, xx

I looked after her when we were back. Gave her my homemade cream. "

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


" Sounds like Dave is in trouble

Make him sit through Britians got bloody talent, that should cure him.

Have a meet tonight, at least ge wont need to breathe through his ears

Lol Have fun then.

I'm dj-ing at Poole's top venue, the local Royal british legion club.

You know how to live life to the max baz, have fun xx"

Thank you very much, unfortunately there wasn't a gang bang during the break for bingo!

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